The Cleveland Browns Fessing Up to Deshaun Watson Has to Be the Worst Thing Ever

 Highkey, the Cleveland Browns have done some real Out of the Way Stuff Since Returning to the NFL. But, admitting to Deshaun Watson when he already was a Damaged Property is the Worst Thing Ever.

If this was Dallas, everyone would be burning up immediately. Frankly, Cleveland does not have a lot to Show for It besides Gift Wrapping Super Bowls like a Doormat.

Cleveland is much better than the Guy who'd "Pay Attention" is leer at a Beautiful Woman, much less one in Power. Even Detroit is committed to being a 1 Hit Wonder, and Cleveland has not mined their way out of the Gutter.

And, it would be the Mom who'd give Everything for Her Kids and Get Nothing Back in the Worst Way. I have not seen Cleveland be Happy at the Bars in this version of the Browns besides breaking their Manziel Induced Collar Streak.

If it where Washington, I'd be going out of my System wanting Tampa Bay's indignity be freed up and that would be for Sports Entertainment Purposes.

A Stewart-Haas Split Would Have Been Less Annoying than The Current

 Frankly, a Stewart-Haas Split would be Less Annoying than the Current State of the Cup Series, which is wanting Valedictorian Money for Dropout Grade Work, and No One is Happy For It. What Tony Stewart does not wholly realize is that he left the Neighborhood in worse shape than he found it. I permahate Gene Haas since the whole Mazepin Ordeal, and that was No Good and then Some.

Being unsettled in Today's NASCAR is a Problem, and we don't have a Mike Helton or Darrell Waltrip on Call. Frankly, we don't have Winston Cup Regulars anywhere in the field, and that indignity is as common as Dad not being able to Deliver or See the Baby.

There are too many Straws that are reached for and none of them are good. If the School is Junk and your the best there, there is more Internal and External Pressure to Win and Win Big. The 3rd Part is to Win With Honor and Integrity.

Integrity keeps the Money In and the Crazy Out.

You, Prince Harry, are No Teddy Kennedy!

 I do not like getting into Politics for Reasons, and I feel Prince Harry is No Teddy Kennedy! That joke is Old, Overused, and Necessary.

I'd feel Prince Harry would try to reenter Public Service with his Tail Between His Legs and worse, the Wrong Woman messed him up in true Harry Fashion.

How else can he do both the Right Thing and the Wrong Thing?

Frankly, he's the Ohio State of World Leaders, where he tries to Win when he Loses Big.

What is not a Joke is Network TV nearly was cratered this year, and we couldn't even do New Suits because the Markle Argument got so real with NBC's Insurers. Even though I didn't see the Milhouse Exit as Mild, the Suits Debacle still is an Ill Fitting Glove.

Why Not Free Up The Spirits of St. Louis to an NBA Office?

 Where I am coming from, with the rumors of the Sonics Movement for the 1st Time Since the Mountains of Madness of the Bush Administration, I'd like to see the Spirits of St. Louis not be a 30 for 30 only.

Louisville still has every right to be pissed even though they where the Final ABA Defense, and St. Louis has been denied Expansions or Relocations many times through the decades. 

What hurdles I'd see is Marvin Barnes Sized, which many people in the Missouri and Illinois and Beyond still nurse a Grudge to him. But, ABA History could not just die with Dr. J and Others. The ABA Families have had to go back and forth with the NBA over Pensions which in the Mid 1970's, those guys where maxed out.

The epicenter of this is the Celtics Sale and I'd have a Feeling it would lead to a Firesale in Boston down the road.

Ain't No Way Morgan Wallen will Stonewall SNL Ever Again!

 Lorne Michaels has tolerated Morgan Wallen enough to realize that the Truck Went Full On Ron Franklin in their reactions. That is not good, and there are other acts who'd be cut from the Same (Not Good!) Cloth.

Garth Brooks would be viewed as Falsely Superior and Jason Aldean Since Las Vegas has not been the Same. Lorne Michaels went as far as Banning Blake Shelton for Palling Around 30 Rock when it was beginning to be more than Saturday Night Live's Stage.

If it is Saturday Night, and your Star took a Flyer to the Bar, it is going to be heard all about Monday Morning. SNL will be 50 in Birthday and 1000 Episodes in the Can Later This Year, and just Saying "Last Night" to America is a Career Destroyer.

The Ghost of Phil Hartman would not even be Mildly OK with this and his Ghost would have had words for Kenan "And Kel" Thompson for Stealing his record. What good will come out of this is none and Morgan Wallen will be a News Story.

Please Repay Chuck Bown (Or Dawson Leery) While Your At It!

 Frankly, I am not letting this Saturday Night Special Slide THAT Easy! Whatever some of these Kids are Doing, please Repay Chuck Bown or Dawson Leery While Your At It! 

Fast Tracking to Cup without repaying Cars Appropriately makes me Very Angry. There is Reason Why Haas Factory Team comes calling instead of bringing fear and respect to the 48. The CW outsized a Good Jefferson Pilot when I genuinely expected ESPN to Ship and Shore Mrs. America Nicole Briscoe and the Motorsports Coverage to Boot.

Even if we picked up Adam Petty in Martinsville, it would not have made us very Happy.

I'd Rather Go Women's Shopping than Trust Taylor and Tanner Gray

 The subject of Tanner Gray abdicating Pro Stock still burns my buns even now, especially when he's got 1 Closed Circuit Touring Win and Tony Schumacher is Unemployed a Solid 3 Times. Taylor Gray has the talent, but, he is worse and I would Scream Why We Didn't Get No Chase Briscoe or Josh Berry being the Patron Saint of the XFinity Series.

Tanner rather would be at "Home" when Hailie Deegan became an Expensive Goldfish that Rocked the Boat and Then Some, and Toni Breidinger will be 10 Times the Size of the Monster Car and Restore the Dale and Dale Show 18 Again as a Beauty Queen. The Reality Check is, Taylor Gray is Only Egged On because Ty Gibbs is Running Around the South Atlantic like a Big Shot.

Ty Gibbs is not doing anything to Make Cory McClenathan or His Fans or Jim Yates very happy. If you really wanted me to go through Worse Hell Rell than the Vietnam War or get Teased a Dipset Album Hard Copy until the Lawyers Ran Out of the House, I'd Rather Go Women's Shopping With Crissie, Sass the Lady Who Is Trying to Pay Her Student Loans, and that's all in the Husband Chair.

In Reality, I hate the Cool Guys and I hate Guys who have More Talent than I'd See in a Full Welcome Freshmen Reunion I'd Scream "MY SHOW" and "THE TARA" when the Instrumental Hard Rock Came On. Sadly, messing with a Man's Happy Memories is Recriminal and Problematic.

Is Connor Bedard Too Much of a Diva?

 I'd think for as much Connor Bedard is Making the NHL Money thanks to Merchandise Sales, but, I do wonder if he is way too much of a Diva? At some point having to convince the Stadium Janitor to tell you to Go Home Gets Very Old.

There will be a Real Thought Without Sidney Crosby in the NHL, it would be Criminal to Think they'd have No Real Stern to Hang their Hats on to. Chicago is way too big to be anonymous and I don't expect a Whole Another Row of Banners any time soon, but, it shows that some of your Heroes still aren't ambassadors.

Being a Diva won't get Easier or Better and It is Not Like Bedard has to Make Money just to satisfy his Lifestyle, but, it is not comfortable at all.

MavTV's Collapse Is Not Going Unnoticed

 Even though this is my 1st Post in a Blue Moon, but, This Little Piggy is Shellshocked about MavTV's Collapse. This is not an Overreaction, but, I'd felt MavTV was MavTV when they'd lock down Stock Car Short Track America.

It would be impossible to have a Winter Sprint Series just to Tighten Up the Chili Bowl, but, it is rational just to keep Carver Hawkeye around? The Priorities Hashtag would be Worn Out and Overused for a Real Reason, and I feel haunted that Communications has to be Reinforced and then Some.

MavTV stopped being MavTV when they lost their focus on Stock Car Short Track America. I'd rather have Stock Car Short Track America over Media Hype.

I'd think some of the better things we got are Tolerated more than Loved, and that Drives me Nuts.