Krusty Didn't Sacrifice Being a Hockeytown Red Wing For You to Be a Big Shot!

 What drives me nuts is Michael Annett didn't sacrifice being a Hockeytown Red Wing for You to Be a Big Shot! I'd find nothing but shame when it comes to Sponsor Decisions or Executive Decisions.

I don't expect everyone to be like Detroit, but, what is nuts to me is I'd wanted Josh Berry or Chase Briscoe to Punish the Ground of the XFinity Series. That's Last Summer and I'd still feel angry about it.

The whole pretense was having to unleash a Profanity Filled Interview on why the NHL had no League in 2004-2005, and speaking of pretenses, I feel angered about them.

Some things are not up for debate like Kyle Larson's Forced Vacation, Bubba Wallace Slugging the Champ in Las Vegas, and Chase Elliott hooking Denny Hamlin. But, I am disappointed in other things, like Conner Jones getting a Solid 6 like Jeff Purvis, John Hunter Nemechek catching hell with more than the fans, and Tyler Dippel still being a Free Man and Free to Tear Up Cars.

I'd address Tanner Gray being a Big Shot and doing plenty of nothing afterward. It is not the results, but, its how you act that makes the results that makes the People Mad.

Kamp Krusty for LeMans!

 I am wanting to see Michael Annett (Kamp Krusty) race at LeMans because I don't want Noah Gragson hogging the Rich Man's Sport. The only reason why I would want to see Kamp Krusty at LeMans is because Dale Earnhardt,Jr. and Jeff Gordon can't race LeMans.

The truth is there and I feel that I would want to go all the way in on something I would never see again in life. I feel that Elliott Sadler has had 9 Million Reasons to Find the Sand, and I would want Kamp Krusty in LeMans not for the Memes, but, for Serious.

I would want to see Kamp Krusty seal a Rolex and All Time Honors out of France. His wins have been Daytona and Talladega all time.

This would be a stump or even better, a stump that lead nowhere, but, it is a stump nonetheless.

The Fall of Kamp Krusty!

 I do not take any joy or pride in Michael Annett's Retirement from Full Season Racing as I have gotten farther and farther away from School, and the 3rd of my Edna K, Principal Skinner and Krusty the Klown have retired.

I feel that instead of Breaking News breaking a Yoga Special, which would be ironic and iconic because of The Simpsons "Kamp Krusty" Episode, it hits differently. No, it slaps differently!

I don't take the Loss of Kamp Krusty well, and I doubt the Home of the Kamp Krusty, Iowa Speedway, has XFinity on their Slate again. I'd feel like Kamp Krusty will miss the Home of the Simpsons in Portland, and none of them would want to be talked their Ear off over The Simpsons.

Actually, this would be refiled under "Actually Missing" and this would be in the Three Stooges Ward of 2021. (Also a Simpsons Reference and How We 1st Got Dr. Julius Hibbert).

Why Not Bring Kamp Krusty to LeMans?

 It burns me up as a Motorsports Fan that 8 and Only 8 Americans are able to run LeMans. I feel that as a Fan, I would get a kick out of Krusty (Michael Annett) finally racing LeMans for the 1st Time.

I wouldn't send Noah Gragson, because he would treat France worse than a Kid Studying Abroad. The inside joke was Krusty sent Kamp Krusty to Tijuana, but, this would be much better than Tijuana.

It would be contingent on LeMans being on Father's Day Weekend, and it would be en route to Krusty's Kara Year. It would put a Ribbon on a Bow on Home, albeit not always a Happy Ribbon of a Bow.

I couldn't send Dale Earnhardt,Jr. to race 24 Hours in LeMans, and it would be a coup anyway.

Is Kamp Krusty Closing Soon?

 I do not take pride in Michael Annett being on the shelf until the Giggities of the Watkins Glen. My origins of the Krusty Nickname and Kamp Krusty for Michael Annett is The Simpsons and the Season 4 Premiere of the Same Name.

I feel unlike Kamp Krusty, which was only open for 1 Summer, the Analog Kamp Krusty has been open for 15 Summers. And, no, there is not Oatmeal Colored Gruel or Mystery Meat that would have thrown the Tara into her Contract Dispute in the matter of a 1985 Chicago Bear.

If it is true Michael Annett has a more serious Health Condition, this would be the Worst Kind of "Forever Young", except when "Forever Young" Plays to a Drag Racing Man and His Family, it is about Gary Ornsby. I would take this personal, because he is my Krusty the Klown to my myriad of Edna Krabappel's and Principal Skinner's and this would be heavy, and I have had Justin Wilson and Dan Wheldon since then.

I do not like having to race to the Inbox over Kamp Krusty being on the Shelf, especially if it spoiled a Perfectly Good Knoxville and Austin Dillon is my Current Cup Favorite, but, he is not the Same Camp as Kamp Krusty.

I don't think Central Iowa would be smiling if Camp Closed for Good, and they'd fume over the Raging River and they'd fume about letting their homes go, too. Central Iowa, like it or not, holds down the rest of the Country and I feel that we don't need Central Iowa holding down who is less better off, them or the DMV Area of the Mid Atlantic.

A Big HEY HEY HEY For Michael Annett back in the XFinity Series

I feel as if I am happy for Michael Annett to return to the XFinity Series, thereby making the XFinity Series a "tougher" series that I so wantingly desire a BGN Legacy Series to be. Actually, Michael Annett has not won in NASCAR, and not won in Stock Cars since 2008, and frankly, I'd feel better than if William Bryon tried to have a .500 Year in Just Wins and the Series Championship.

The reason for the HEY HEY HEY is with me being a big "The Simpsons" Fan and it was 3 Years before my "Best Buddies" Era started in 2007, and already having a Edna Krabappel and Principal Skinner earlier in my life centrically, and not having a de facto Krusty The Klown, or outright celebrity like Bart Simpson had with Krusty The Klown.

Frankly, I'd wished that Michael Annett winning NASCAR Races and Championships still was not a discussion piece this late in 2016. Frankly, wanting to test and challenge for better races is the competitive angle I'd be happy to see in actualisms.

I know a lot of people want to try being Sunny, 72, and Southern California, but, it is not always feasible or they try to play it off all the bad stuff like a deflection. Ultimately, I'd like to see a Cup Star "Strengthen" The Truck Series or the Modifieds, because its still 2 More Years of Todd Gilliand in K and N, the Modifieds have no marquee, and the chief in the Southeast is Bowman Gray or Modifieds of Mayhem, and ARCA is losing its Fathers and just because we are uncomfortably numb and ashy in Tornado Alley doesn't make it OK and even though it was in the Half Time of 2007 and 2008 before the economy lost it doesn't make it less of a story