Are The 3 Lieutenants Due For Dismissal?

 I do not like being the next Hound on Iowa Wrestling, but, you have to have a Reason to be a Hawkeye. The bum steer in Cedar Rapids and Points East is not only Iowa went flat against Penn State, but, worse yet, they went flat against Minnesota.

Scarier still, there is nobody else big supporting Wrestling, and 2021 would feel more Hollow on Iowa's Banner because there was not the Jeers and Roars of a Usual Iowa NCAA Title. The Levee Breaks and it is not pretty, especially when that became Carver Hawkeye Arena's Closeout Song.

What Morningstar and Brandses are not doing is pumping up Eastern Iowa. We'd botch Transfer Portals because we can, but, that makes the Registars Nervous as Hades. I don't thing Goetz is worth more than a 5 Year Contract because Where Iowa would struggle in is Reality.

Blue Collar Iowa would feel the Lack of Interest from the Taverns and it hurts. Nobody in Pacific Time has a Wrestling Program in Conference, Rutgers has No Role Models, and Iowa has No Excuses.

Besides Name Checking J. Cole and Alice In Chains, the Adventure of the Iowa Man and his Family has not been Wine and Roses. The nightmare that would occur is we'd be Outmonied and Shamed into a Hometown Hero being an Empty Zero elsewhere and Michigan Men do not like Bad Guys.

Losing Handle and Spout On the Eastern Iowa Workmanship!

 What I feel hurt is my Hometown Rag, The Gazette goes from Daily to Part Time to Not Having a Local Telephone Number in 1 Calendar Year. I feel worse that Iowa would see any 20th Century Head Football Coach Walk Right Out the Door like Jane's Addiction like we didn't see Frank Broyles and Darrell Royal not tolerate Garbage.

And, the Handles and Spout on Eastern Iowa Workmanship is Lost and Losing. I would not like Big Ol' Fish, Scott Saville and Mike Hlas being Retired for One Reason or Another this Calendar Year. And, the Tolerance for Quality Education and a Level Playing Field is Lost.

I would not like or enjoy the fact all the Flour at General Mills is not going to solve Cedar Rapids Community Schools Debt Crisis. It wouldn't be a 4 Day Weekend Every Weekend, but, who is stable enough to Go to School to begin with.

I would sense Claustrophobia with no Long Term Replacement like it is a Permanent Drunken Narcolepsy. Or Binge Drinking. And nothing would have been done to stop the Wreck.

At some point, Replacing Kinnick, Carver and Banks would be Iowa Law. And Duane Banks Field, thanks to the Big Ten Network Money, have met code at times where they shouldn't.

War With the Brandses

 The Brandses came out of an area where Great Basketball Heroes ran in the family. I feel in this market, even for other markets, Winning at All Costs is the Law, it is an ethic with Tom and Terry Brands.

It would dare you to be Homer Simpson Outburst in anger, and I'd feel angry there is no Florida or Texas Programs in Scholarship. We'd have Iowans Everywhere, but, most of them would rather be Hawkeyes.

At some point, the Brandses would be an impediment to Replacing Carver and the Gable Way would not be a way of doing sports. Actually, the Gable Way would have been an impediment to the Sports Scene locally with Angry and Absentee Dads and the only thing they'd agree on is Iowa flying off the Handle and the Spout.

I feel that we've had Academic Flavors of Sports in the Old Capitol and that has been academic to the degree where its been Cradled to the Graved at Other People's Win at All Costs Ethics and Cradled to the Graved with an annual Florida Bowl.

Ferentz is Running Out of National Championship Chances

 Kirk Ferentz is Running Out of National Championship Chances and the Big Ten is the Most Winnable in Conference History. I feel it is a Broken Record around Eastern Iowa, like Cedar Rapids Jefferson doesn't have enough kids be Eligible for School, let alone Fun Activities.

Around Eastern Iowa or an Eastern Iowa County, I feel that the Jam is getting Jammed and not in a Good Way. This is almost Year 25 of having Michigan Losses pollen through the years and I know Our Kids are not Made or Groomed to Believe in National Championships, but, Child Please, I'd want to see the Occasional Year on My Buildings and Shirts.

We are running out of chances to settle and without our Captain, we'd be more sunk then we are already. Even though Mr. Ferentz said he won't Fake Punt or Fake Injury, but, there are other, more obstinate holes in the Iowa Way.

The Lane Train would have been another Tyler and it would have taken away our Class. Barta X has been there so long that Class has flown out the Window years ago.

Spencer Lee's Development is Wasted By Iowa

 I feel that Spencer Lee being done for the Year is Tragic not only for the Iowa Hawkeyes Wrestling Room, but, the University of Iowa Campus. Spencer Lee is the Batman Iowa did not know they needed or even wanted, but, they are stuck with him.

It is Worse, in the age after Nick and all them Other Creeps and Tibbetts, Spencer Lee is Iowa's NCAA Hero. And, he was not part and parcel of an Iowa High School, and instead, it was a Tug of War with Penn State in Recruiting.

If Spencer Lee was an Iowa High School Product, everyone would be jamming the Phone Lines. He already scored a free year over COVID and if he'd sign up for 2022-2023, I would feel that Spencer Lee's Development is Wasted by Iowa.

Iowa is used to Playing Chess and everyone else has gotten wise to Iowa Moves, and that is a Problem. Spencer Lee, to take it further, is Iowa's Hero and a Reluctant, Pokemon Theme Playing Hero at that. 

The Family Show Squeeze will Squee for the Last Time at Some Point and in the Fall of 2023, they're will be a Ramos Sized Hole that the Program won't recover from and bigger.

Iowa is Making it a Habit to Max Out A Family Show or Family Shows

 I feel that Iowa has made it a habit to Max Out Family Show or Family Shows. Other than everyone having the Best Fans, but, Iowa has made it commission to be Family. And the whole purpose of Family is having to Think Independently from time to time.

I feel the Brandses are Guilty of Cranking Up the Intensity to the Point the School has to remind them they have to run an Orderly Program. If it was not the NCAA Championship this Past Year, the Seat in the Old Capitol would have been as Red Hot as Iowa City High and we've chased a Hometown Hero out of the Seat before.

I wish that Fire Fran would have done a Full On Dr. Tom. The quality of Men's Basketball in most of the Midwest has been left to be desired and TV Doesn't Like Michigan State. (They Missed the Traditional Field of 64). If Fire Fran did a Full On Dr. Tom, we'd break our Winter Conference Hex.

The Ferentzes Play Like it is NCAA Football 22 and what is inconvenient is Brian Ferentz thinks the Same Prevent Play when it is an Emotionally Charged Michigan Program. What is an inconvenient Woof-Woof and I am not just talking about Brian Ferentz is that Iowa would need to Fundraise Replacements to Carver Hawkeye or Kinnick later on.

If we did Football the matter Gable did Wrestling, it would be a Revolutionary and Dangerous Thought. It would punish Ohio State over and over and we'd have National Championships, too, but, we'd lose something in our Corner of the World.

What about Season 25 of TRL or 106 and Park?

 I swear that someone has to minesweep an Iowa Dome in my Future to replace Carver and Kinnick. I don't know if it will have the machinations of having to move a Mecca Meowthinator like in Pokemon like in Miami, but, it has to be done.

I don't know if the Brandses will run out of Discipline or the Ferentzes think they are Coaching NCAA Football 22, but, there is frustrations left and right having to run into Ghosts and Emotion-o-meters.

The fact Mr. Ferentz doesn't have an Outright Remark in the Old Capitol is frustrating. I am National Scene First, and I am proud to be Commissioner of that. But, it is becoming Season 25 of TRL or Season 25 of 106 and Park and we are going out of our minds for Backstreet Boys or St. Louis and Nelly or Atlanta and Ludacris.

The reality is, even if we had a Star N NSYNC, they would not want to explode over Crowd Noise, because those Ladies have Young Adults now. And, we can't deny Pop Culture is split down the center.

The argument would be really Season 25 Daria where we'd see Every Stage, Wart, and Stretch Mark of Motherhood and Feminism, instead of dropping the ball at the Tenth Yard Line before Dropping the Ball at the Tenth Yard Line was cool.

Iowa has not won a Winter Men's Basketball since 1979, when Iowa was both Old Gold and the Fieldhouse, and Iowa has not had a Proper Conference Credit Since 2004, and Mr. Ferentz's Credits have been having Michigan Losses with a Seneca Jaunt, and Michigan Twice, especially if the Emotion-o-meter of School Security didn't happen, Michigan would have had Legal Tender Hex.

The proper, of Record, Hex, dates back to 1990, and boy, was that never a Good Day with Randal Hill Shooting them Out when Iowa had their Rose Parade. I am thinking the Next AD wants to actually replace Kinnick and Carver, and pushes the High School Coaches to make Local Hawks again.

If Iowa Hawkeye Sports was in a State of Disarray...

 If the State of Hawkeye Sports was in a State of Disarray, we would not argue off missing Hometown Hawkeyes NCAA Champions. Even though everyone claims to have the best fans in Sports, but, in reality, we lay claim to a Family Show.

We still have Medicine Clawed away by a Ghost and not a Friendly or Harmless Ghost, but a Tragic Ghost at that. If we didn't have the chances to claw away at Other Schools 10 Win Seasons or said 2021 Hayden Fry Building Way, we'd be in a Militant Disarray.

We would miss out on Change Beginning and Ending at Home. Change is not Prison Overcrowding, and we are guilty as sin of that. Disarray would be more than Big E throwing Pancakes and keeping the WWE in Business like Domino's.

That pisses off the Alumni Association, who are Pray-Starving for a Better Ambassador. We are Not a Mid Major, we are the People's Flagship, the State University of Iowa. I feel that we would not be better off with having to raid White Whales all the time.

The disarray would cost people money, especially money we would not have otherwise. If Iowa where a Lending Library, She'd Bitterly Complain Her Shelves are Barer than the Autumn Trees. We are not where Miami and Tennessee would actually need Alumni taking over the Athletic Department, but, it is scary.

The Hunger and the Anger would be unreal and global.

Easier to Make a Buck!

 It would be the 2nd Part 1st and the 1st Part 2nd. I feel madder than a Wet Hen that the People's University of Iowa has increasingly Urbanized and I feel the Caracci Reflex has been upsetting as much as it has been sickening. I feel what he has taken away and taken all the way back to Naperville is Serious Problems with Women.

It would harken back to the Vietnam Years where they'd try and try to use College to get out of the Military and they weren't successful at either. We can't find Doctors and Nurses, no thanks to losing Mollie and the Real Movement is having to attract Doctors and Nurses and little else.

We'd be as bad as Valdosta, except we are better mannered and educated. Currently, no one really wants to Earn Things, but it is rational to be stealing things if you can't afford them. I feel everyone has years they can't get over healthfully, and for most Eastern Iowans, 2018 is that year.

The one thing if we had the Gusto is Trust the Expulsion Process. We have not done that, and the discomfort of Harreld is that he really let anyone in, and that is a Problem. I do not want my Medical System or anyone's Medical System be on Full-On Collapse, but, School Security and Infamous Guys can and will do a Nasty Number to the Medical System.

You want $200 Shoes, you'd don't want to do $200 Worth of Work and that is more than a $200 Problem. It comes back to the Spend a 1000, Shoot a 1000, Bet a 1000, except there is no Lionel Ritchie to track and most people would run and hide on their Phones and on the Street, Gambling Debt would be Furiously Answered.

But, it is perfectly rational for Some Dudes not to have Appropriate Social Skills with Women, and I would mean Any Woman. That is not good.

Why Not an Iowa Dome?

 I feel that what is going on with Kinnick Stadium is a Nip/Tuck Approach. I would feel whole on, when Carver closes down the line, I would want an Iowa Dome. I would not want another Pit or even another Sleazy Local Company Rename University Stadium or the Pit, but, having to keep the class of an Augusta National or Lambeau Field.

I'd be aware it would hit the Athletic Director's Desk at some point in the future, because Barta would mess up Fundraising. I feel that it has been a long time since everyone in Eastern Iowa felt like they where on the same team.

By the time we'd have an Iowa Dome, Fire Fran, Lisa and Her Bluder's Bunch, the Brandses, and Captain Kirk would not be in office. And, I'd feel that I'd appreciate an Athletic Director who didn't go all about it like the Texas Baseball Rangers.

Why Not Double Down on the State Championship?

 The unintended consequence of Texas and Oklahoma joining the SEC would be subsequent that why not Double Down on the State Championship, with Home and Home Non Conference Slate. I feel the big loss would be if Iowa-Iowa State was a Conference Game, we'd miss out on the Privilege of a Thursday Night Dead or Alive or a Saturday Night Cy-Hawk.

I feel that as a Blogger, I would want to consider a Trial Balloon having an Iowa 6 instead of a an Iowa 4 State Championship by having a True Home and Home Relationship? Iowa doesn't play Northern Iowa or Drake on Campus Currently and Barta would be out of the Picture in Due Time.

It wouldn't do anything in having to make Basketball less Overexposed, which it is not, but, instead make it a Big Eastern Battle between the Big Ten and the SEC over Kansas City. It wouldn't all be good, and the fact subsequent Conference Realignment would have to be a Superdome Summit that we'd be pulled out of School and Work Later.

Hopefully, Iowa's Basketball Winter Hex will not be 50, and Iowa and Iowa State at Some Point would beat UConn to the Final 4 and so would Northern Iowa and Drake, and I don't think any of the Schools want to hear all about Key Female Family Members from Hangers On and Freshmen like it was the Tara.

Where I'd want my energy to be is I do want to see my State Schools double down on Fundraising, and I do want to see replacements for the Dome, Carver Hawkeye, Kinnick, Hilton, Jack Trice and Drake Stadium in my Future and I'd feel that most of my Hard Earned Money don't go back into a Stranger's Pocket like I was a Bad Dad, which I am not a Father or a Husband, but, the truth is I'd still don't want to be a Billboard and I'd get mad over unaccountabilities.

22 Years of Going Against the Wind Speaks A Lot

I feel like in Eastern Iowa, this would be a 22nd Year of a Stubborn Captain who would look more like an Elderly Bruce Wayne than falling for tricks. In the end of year terminator board, Florida State hasn't had a real end of year dismissal since 1975, Penn State has not had an end of year dismissal since 1965, West Virginia has not had an end of year dismissal since 1979, Wisconsin has not had an end of year dismissal since 1989 and Oklahoma's Guy that restored the State Stability after their worst year (John Blake) Recently Passed Away.

There is not a way that Iowa would have been Final Four hype without Michigan State or Kansas cratering to NCAA Pressures and that is a coherent expertise. I would feel like Northern Iowa is another NCAA Away from cratering another year in their records.

By the time 22 Years comes around again, our Babies would be College Graduates. Iowa has been a litter of paradoxes, where having no Outright since 1990, always being the Wrong Game from National Championships, and not having an End of Year Dismissal since 1978. The only other helmsman in Eastern Iowa that has been around as long is Coach Carlson, and he's been the lone Head Cedar Rapids Roughrider in Fight Practice in that same time.

This chestnut would go over People's Heads, but, never fight Rob Reiner and we've had cultures in other places and here where a Mickey was taken to the culture and caused damaging effects to it. We do not have the oft-repeat go time that is necessary of a Healthy Culture and people used to write books about it in their spare time, especially when 100.7 The Fox is particular about Which Version of "Hotel California" and KRNA was particular about playing the Extra Long Version and Late when no one would complain.

You Don't Tag American History Without National Consequences!

I feel like what makes me mad or any Red Blooded American Mad is you don't tag any Stadium, let alone one of American History without National Consequences! I would pin the tail on the taggers who'd tagged Kinnick Stadium and Nile Kinnick's Statue, especially if Iowa is detracted from the right games from the National Championship.

I would say Natural Consequences, but, the Legend of Nile Kinnick is Nation and Worldwide. Mr. Kinnick would not condone Violence, he would not condone Fire Men or an Illness of a Student Body, and he'd feel his house is on fire.

The first thing in these taggers is they are not interested in Caring For Women or Children or Having the Full Fuel Run Cared For in Cars. They are not interested in that and to top it off, it is not fair for anyone else to have these problems left and right.

I don't think this is a Double Story most Eastern Iowans want to see, especially if this is not Playing For the City Iowa City that would stop Worlds, even if it was not yours to begin with. This is not the World Class Iowa City that I am praying like I am starving to see exist again, because I am wanting to see kids at least be something other than cool the instant they turn 13 or 18.

Tiebreaker Post: The Soft Leadership of Barta X

I feel that for my tiebreaker post, I would rather burn up the Cool Iowa Lakes in the fact that Soft Leadership of Gary "Barta X" Barta has not gone unnoticed, especially when Iowa Women's Volleyball only got Probation and Not a Postseason Ban and Bond is Still Up to No Good.

I feel like the leadership of the State University is Numb to Crisis, especially since Fireman and Sick Nick. It makes me sick that Iowa would make it a habit to waste a USC Destroyer and make it a second habit to lose the wrong games to not make 100 Million on just the Playoffs.

I am not an economist and I feel it is facts and not armchair economy and I feel Mr. Alvarez has hung on not to schedule Florida at the Swamp because someone else is in the way, but, the Wisconsin Man wants Home more than Florida.

I feel like that Mr. Barta treating Women Athletes and Women Coaches like 2nd Class Citizens has spurred lawsuits and for good reason. I feel like the whole moral in this show is people are who they are and sadly, who they are is not always good.

I find just because we don't have a season or these programs are a Worse Off Norway, does not mean that we should blatantly go Pep Rally. Pep Rallies, even in 2020, are for certain circumstances and I feel like the State University has had negative breaks that have changed the World for Worse and the force of habit is being made into a habit.

I don't expect new major donors like I don't expect the Bachelor to badger Northeast Iowa, but, I feel the Soft Leadership has to illicit a strong response that it is not just soft leadership to be soft, it is like they are more numb to the bad days and even if a Works Progress Administration came tomorrow, we'd still need a safer Johnson County Law Enforcement Facility.

Too Much Real Life and Losing the Odessa Heights of Coach Fry

I feel for as much as we have mastered and commissioned Real Life, I feel guilty we've had too much of it. I don't know if South Dallas or Nashville and their Great Balls of Fire would have done anything back at School had the San Diego County I-Club not insisted themselves, but, the narcolepsy is violently narcotic.

I feel the Odessa Heights, which would be a play on Classic Odessa High's Identity in Texas and Nationally, is tangibly lost and forgotten and angered worse than in prose. Coach Ferentz has won in spite of the School, which is problematic if the State has to find their 2nd Guy After in a 30 Year Time Span.

I feel guilty we'd miss Street to Bowen to Murray in our Fishing Holes. Nobody is guarding the American West the same and that all feels dirty and earned in the same corner. We couldn't develop or even heaven forbid, groom, Young Adults who don't feel interested in learning at all.

The first shift champions of Iowa and Texas need to keep someone in the house to keep them safe. This is not the Hope Diamond Iowa or having to Super-Size Iowa to 9 Wins and Most Warm Weather or January 1st Bowls, but, I'd see there is so many Tortillas they'd forgot to shop quality.

Money coming or going is not pride in our Eastern Iowa Workmanship. If we had to cobble Alburnett, Dunkerton, and Mormon Trail as our starters, they'd be 2 Feet Shorter and Angrier that they couldn't leave a Garth Brooks Song to their Aunts.

This is not having Multiple Generations of having an Aggieland in Central PA. No Sir. I feel without leadership, it would be like rooting for Greece to go Flat Broke, but, it doesn't help our causes.

10-1 College Football Bonus Games

I will start this Double Post with the College Football Bonus Games and the 2nd Post will be I'd Hate the Fact that Grinnell has shelved their College Football Year.

1st, I will start with Today's Bonus Games

Georgia  5-0 14 16 1212-54 7 7 6-74  5-1
Texas      3-4 0 0 42 12-54 7 7 10-78 4-4

Mr. Herman will not punch the clock for the Darrell K. Royal Memorial "Pick Your Own Score". Even though I am thinking it'd be about the University Interscholastic League versus the Georgia High School Association, and the Unroyalesque having to be down 5 Touchdowns and still snook an upset win out and make it a Calendar Sweep of Georgia. It would be instead, the most fervent OU Red River Shootout Favorite to just lose it flagrantly.

  Iowa  4-3  0 0 0 0-0  4-4
3 SMU 5-0 7 24 22 9-62 6-0

This would be the Ferentz/Parker infuriating Fake Goals, Fake Punts, and Fake PATs and being defenseless to stop any of them. I'd feel big annoyances in the Mountains of Madness, the Mountains of Busch Beer being disrespected to the point that would make Neil Bonnett whine more than win, the For the Beer must have trumped For the Kids, and I doubt our Patron Saint or Saints would be happy for that, and I don't know in any other time of the 70 Years of the Split Polls (Coaches and Media) that TWICE we have had Split #1's that where not regional, in state, in conference, Notre Dame or Commander in Chief. I feel the Ferentz/Parker/Coyle Order ALWAYS has to go in spite of State U and its Chop Suey and the Order would have had big and bigger years to cash in on at the Hawk Shop, even if Wild Westdale lived for her 40th, which her boosters are bitter as the day is long.

10-2 Bonus Games
Northwestern 1-3 @ Chicago 1-2

Kansas State 3-1 @ St. John's (MN) 3-0

8 Oregon 4-1 @ Portland State 2-3

Is there going to be any residual Capital One Cup Points For Iowa AND New Mexico with UCLA Firing Steve Alford?

With UCLA Stinking Up the Joint this Winter, I feel is the NCAA going to reward Iowa and New Mexico with Residual Capital One Cup Points? And, I feel Iowa and New Mexico should be rewarded with Residual Capital One Cup Points, too.

I am with the making of the constructive precedent. And, the meter should go up or down like it was keeping score of Fulmer Cup detriments, too. The Capital One Cup is athletic as much as academic, too.

I feel key matters should be addressed, because College is just as big as a midsized city now and I'd feel key problem jock returning to pick up the pieces after prison is both a Fulmer Cup and NCAA Issue.

We'd all have a payroll to meet, but we have problems telling people where the cash came from. And, in storytime, I feel like having to put a 2000s Advantage into the future like we hustled for books and cash.

The Iowa Hawkeyes and Jiu-Jitsu Football: Not An Awesome Combination

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue and if Next Week was Iowa State Week, I feel the danger of no focus like Jiu-Jitsu was okay isn't. And, we'd have the worst Open of any Non-World War Year in Iowa's Academic Halls, and it doesn't take a Ron Franklin to realize solid focus, no magic, the Dark Side of Harry Potter, and being as dark as the Black on the Black and Gold is SHAMEFUL!

And, the head of the Houston to Texarkana Exit, Tristan Wirfs, is singlehandedly the reason NIU snakes a 2nd Upset over Iowa THIS Decade, there'd be no movement at the Cash Register. And, I'd hate to see the Tinker of the Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy fly away at Summer's End, nor Lisbon Fans and Alumni blow fuses about forfeits, again, and I'd hate to see a second stream where the first came.

And, I feel with the most loaded news week Since 1993, I feel there are so many things out of our hands to even be comfortable. And, I think Conference-Non-Conference-Conference is not ideal for anyone, and I feel there'd be on the Western College Football Grapevine Hawaii would be in the Mainland earlier like I'd really want more weights holding me down.

Emails and Lionhearts Cracking The People's University of Iowa Athletic Department

I am always and forever only letting the boss have the credit card, if I was a boss or in that role. But, I feel that Emails and Lionhearts are cracking the People's University of Iowa Athletic Department. We'd have a better time inviting Lil Boosie to rock Hancher next Homecoming for the streets than assuming anyone's any better with Credit Cards handed out like Baseball Cards if they can't handle theirs.

In all serious, even though Iowa's Regular Season Wrestling Dual Trophy is the lone asterisk where they count their Gold by the Big Ten Tournament. While we are on serious,  the Lionheart Hex is no laughing matter. And, I feel everyone will be on the field, getting wealthy and famous quickly like we where Oklahoma where every everyone has to be on the field by law.

Speaking of by law, would actually getting a misfit from Broadway have the keys to the Olympic Sports be sweet? I feel that anger is darkening the Midwest's Flag and we where never as Red as Oklahoma.

If everyone had their Credit Card Trading Card like it was 12 Weeks of Summer Camp and our Governor had 12 Weeks of Red Hot Summer Honeymoon like the boosters, it would be gravy. If that where the case, would we be strong or be forgotten about, like we did actually get something good?