The Cleveland Browns Fessing Up to Deshaun Watson Has to Be the Worst Thing Ever

 Highkey, the Cleveland Browns have done some real Out of the Way Stuff Since Returning to the NFL. But, admitting to Deshaun Watson when he already was a Damaged Property is the Worst Thing Ever.

If this was Dallas, everyone would be burning up immediately. Frankly, Cleveland does not have a lot to Show for It besides Gift Wrapping Super Bowls like a Doormat.

Cleveland is much better than the Guy who'd "Pay Attention" is leer at a Beautiful Woman, much less one in Power. Even Detroit is committed to being a 1 Hit Wonder, and Cleveland has not mined their way out of the Gutter.

And, it would be the Mom who'd give Everything for Her Kids and Get Nothing Back in the Worst Way. I have not seen Cleveland be Happy at the Bars in this version of the Browns besides breaking their Manziel Induced Collar Streak.

If it where Washington, I'd be going out of my System wanting Tampa Bay's indignity be freed up and that would be for Sports Entertainment Purposes.

You Can't Have Nobody Hitting or Raping 20 Women On Your Team!

 I feel in response to Deshaun Watson, you can't have nobody Hitting or Raping 20 Women on Your Team! That is a real issue, and a real Self-Esteem Problem for those Working and Living Everyday in that Office!

It is a Craven Matter and I'd feel it is the F You, Pay Me Ethic, except, what is messed up is Deshaun Watson keeps smelling like a Rose when Women are Functionally Disabled!

What is functional is the Cleveland Browns are Dysfunctional and having to settle for Jacoby Brissett is messed up. And what is wilder is having a Bryan Cushing Injury deter a Sure Fire Super Bowl Glory a Decade Ago and no one on the Houston Texans Song is On the Team.

Fundamentally, If I was the Owner of the Quad City Steamwheelers and the Angry Calls kept coming in, I am not going to be a Happy Man. 

This is not about the Battleship Steamwheeler and Goats and All Time Greats would be Cut and Dry, but, they conduct themselves in Public Better. They don't get Bailed Out of Prison all the time, either.

The Nightmare Ride of Haslam's Browns

I feel what is scarier in the Nightmare Ride of Haslam's Browns is Jimmy Haslam at Home in Knoxville and Baker Mayfield at Home in OKC like he was Northwest Classen INSTEAD of his Alma Mater Lake Travis. But, I feel like Mr. Haslam and Mr. Gilbert are bringing Pride and Shame over Stepien like its comic.

7-8-1 was miraculous. And trading Josh Gordon on Constitution Day was necessary. And, letting loose of Sashi's Browns on Pearl Harbor Day was crass. And, all of it was rolled by not giving Mike Holmgren and Colt McCoy fair shakes, which was the Colt .45 of this period: Resolver and Revolver.

Ball don't lie, The Bank Robber NEVER Outsmarts the Cops, and When Women blow the lid out on someone, it is bad news and luck. And, Holmgren would have been a true Hall of Famer for 3 Different Franchises, and Colt McCoy wouldn't have been a tragedy for the 40. I feel the 1st Sentence is True, and I feel the comedy only enhanced on the Manziel Error and the shenigans caused in the run.

I feel they didn't stand up for Dak, Wentz, Deshaun, or Goff when they had the chance. And, the Collar and Collar Years are badly tawdry, and I feel like Massillon losing the Championship is a Gut Punch to end all Gut Punch. And, I've been mad for the Browns for not performing, and angrier for passing the buck against the obvious decision.

Belicheck Thinks The Constitution Day Trade WIll Work....YEAH RIGHT!

Other than Jimmy Haslam having an uncomfortable history with key American History Renditions (Good and Bad) in the 6 Years With The Cleveland Browns, I feel Bill Belicheck can't turn Josh Gordon into 1950's Army-Navy Game Wars.

I'd actually look forward to changing uniforms for the Cleveland Browns once they actually change ownership and have competent Northeast Ohio Ownership. And, I think the only good thing here is the Winless Streak WILL End this Season, and we wouldn't have Anheiuser Busch waiting impatiently on their beer forever.

And, I am thinking this would turn the Division over to Buffalo or Miami. And, I feel like it is not a fun matter, and we'd miss Josh Gordon, the Flash Gordon on the Professional Field.

Other than "It Had to Happen", but, it is not a comfortable discussion as 0-3-1 would certainly mean playing the string.

Sashi's Browns could not be troubled to acquire McCarron, so they took Crash Gordon,Inc. Instead

I feel with the underprofessionalism of Sashi's Browns is so burning that they could not be troubled to acquire AJ McCarron, who would have rounded Tony Romo out of a job sooner, who passed on BOTH Carson Wentz and Dak Prescott which either could have brought Playoff Tickets in the Snow, and even a Lombardi Trophy, just to put Johnny Manziel in the past in a better way, and they took Crash Gordon,Inc. INSTEAD?

First of all, Crash Gordon,Inc. is so deep in his drinking and drugs I don't think he will change his ways. And, in the Blizzard of Haslam, he is not inspiring confidence in Tennessee, Kentucky or Ohio. I'm sure someone who is unemployed and from Beijing would have carried the Browns on their back. Even though we have a lot of bad bar drinking families trying to transfer to academia, but, who sticks is forever.

The Browns have 3 Previous Winless Seasons Off-Field when they didn't play a down. Adding a 4th, and a 1st Onfield to match their 1948 Undefeated Season is topically awful. And, is there a keep him on the field players 100 Percent and not jacked up on Painkillers just to be on the field?

Motivation is if the Browns deterred themselves from dwarving the Bucs.

Garrett or Trubinsky: Why The Cleveland Browns are Gambling Between Mandarich and Leaf

I feel strongly that the Cleveland Browns should be greater, just so everyone would wear their numbers again. Myles Garrett is a Mandarich/Marinovich type pick, and knowing enough of my Sports, that is not good, especially if one is still confused for the other. And, I don't like bringing up home, but, we have more Garrett's on the roll and not just the name my mom's friend had for her oldest lost to tragedy and her best 1970s Actor who did SNL and Saved His Career through Jamie Foxx.

And, Mitchell "Don't Ever Call me Mitch Ever Again" Trubinsky is as bad as Ryan Leaf. I think Northeast Ohio is trying to sniff around because he couldn't play for Ohio State, Notre Dame and the Other 9 of the Big Ten Line. I feel this is the ultimate "I Want You Back" where NSYNC is playing through Berea like its an omen. But, besides the tweak to his Official Name, but, this leaves North Carolina hanging on and he needs to owe Raleigh Durham High School Football an apology before North Carolina Central wins the National Championship and Duke keeps acting up en route to the first Conference Title since the infamous 1989 Team Photo.

And, I'd feel the Browns would be 8-8 with a Playoff Classic in the Snow that would advance them to Arrowhead. But, the Browns General Management is anoyomous in comparsion to past helms, that is not Indianapolis and not good. And, what is less good is they'd have a UAB's of Rookie and 2nd Year Players. And, an owner who is in bad need of being dismissed. And, to be frank, it is a gamble, and a gamble that Cleveland would not win either way, and it'd be easier to win because of their rival's falloffs, but, is that what we'd play for?

Trading Joe Thomas to the Packers would be better than trading for Tony Romo, How It Would Work

I feel I have unsecretly made it no secret that trading Joe Thomas to the Packers for a Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade just to get Cleveland a 2nd Pick to match the draft pick Green Bay would get in a Joe Thomas Homecoming as a 4 Draft Year 2 for 1 Special and to go deep in the future in 2025 off this deal.

Joe Thomas is the only monetary tradable piece off these putrid Cleveland Browns. I would have a problem with Cleveland trying to trade for him for Tony Romo only because it would unwillingly involve Wisconsin front and center. Instead, here is how my "Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade" Go Down Early and Often.

Word on the street is Cleveland Needs 1975 Dallas Cowboys Level Draft Picks to fill their program. For more than 1 Year. Everything about the Browns going winless makes me so upset like I had family in Cleveland, which in reality is my Middle and High School Classmate from Lisbon, that I'd move like everyday is UAB if the Browns went Winless.

In the 2017 to 2020 Seasons, Cleveland would get 14 Picks and Green Bay would get 7. The hull of Joe Thomas, the Athlete, would protect Aaron Rodgers Blindside and keep New England from taking their record before they got a chance to get to 10 Straight Playoffs. The  inevitability of Offense vs. Defense, The Civil War is inevitable.

The Browns would have 56 Picks and The Packers would have 28 Picks in those 4 Years. I feel 2017's Draft Board is a mixed up, messed up mystery and we ain't got to the money games. Both teams would need Picks to keep them ashore as Green Bay is a Small Market and can't get the disgruntled, big market free agents affordably.

In 2021, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 11 , Packers 7. By that point, Draft Picks from said eras would be prevelant to both Wisconsin and Northeast Ohio. I feel the Supplemental Draft will make a miracle comeback in the future, if not a better Arena Football and arenafootball2 League in their names, accepting no substitutes.

In 2022, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 10, Packers 7. I wonder if my readers would think I would have been mad enough to turn the laughingstock into the dynasty. And, with Free Agency being dulled into the nothing that athlete decisions happen on a whim and that is not okay in the 30 to 35 Year Old Sports Fan's Ethics.

In 2023, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 9, Packers 7. We would have had enough to fill an NFL Organization and leave enough backups in Northeast Ohio to  fill an expansion team of just my architecture by 2020. It would have taken 8 Years to fill the Packers Roster exclusively or near-exclusively with picks over this 1 Trade Alone nee Expansion Drafts.

In 2024, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 8, Packers 7. Joe Thomas would be a future Hall of Famer, if not already back in Ohio for the Pro Football Hall of Fame Ceremony. By this time, the Browns would have passed the Packers for World Championships, the all time lead.

In 2025, it'd be back to a 7-7 Tie for Picks. I don't have a total crystal ball in the future back in the future, but, a lot of fans want ACTION,ACTION,ACTION, ACTION, ACTION and oh yeah ACTION! Other than Green Bay making 10 Straight Playoffs 1st just to beat New England to the punch, I'd feel these picks have to be model citizens, athletes or entertainers as a Lambeau replacement at the future in the future needs to be needed at some point in this history of the future.