Tiebreaker Post: Hunter Biden and the Economy Will Crash and the Debt Ceiling Will Close

 Kids, the fact we are living in a Peter Griffin-Donald Trump-Joe Biden Cash Poor $crap for the Ages is not a welcome thought. Bill Gates is no better off than a Divorced Dad, Donald Trump is trying to encamp Mar-A-Lago and Nelly is trying to run and hide between Hip Hop and Country Music, making quality music in neither of them and still getting an R. Kellian Rap on the Collar.

I do not like why Hunter Biden is the Highest in the Room, and being higher than the World Economy, which is an achievement Jeff Bezos can't claim if he tried. Jeff Bezos lies and lies and I wouldn't want a Divorcee dumping Wheelbarrows of Alimony like I didn't have enough issues with Special Guests, if I had a Job.

The unfair warning is Hunter Biden is $camming $hare$ of the Economy like he is the Beer Baron and the Heat is on the Trumps. Hunter Biden is not a Kardashian and people are sick of the Kardashians and their Blood Money and Influences.

To be frank, I am hungry, Hungry for Leadership. Uncle Joe or Little Joe or Creepy Joe, whatever you call the President, is not giving leadership, and he is playing Daria like Daria won't get mad at nobody. I don't want to play "Make a Different Drink" like I am not a Mixologist.

I do say that Hunter Biden and the Economy will not just Cross Paths, but, Crash and the Debt Ceiling will close like we can't throw no more Money to avoid the Fiscal Cliff. The FTBC of the Matter is Faithful shouldn't be a Discussion, Truthful shouldn't be a Debate at Midland Lee's Campus, Better is Needed without Asking for Saving Mopars and Canadian would mean we'd miss my Friends.

We have not have Great Presidents and that is not new in most people's adult lives.

The Lure of Money in Unretirements

The lure of money always has a habit in pulling Michael Phelps back in. But, I am curious are we so hard-upped for money and new stars that we have to have the lure of money in unretirements? Other than not denying ourselves Hall of Fame Level Moves like Sam Hornish or Buddy Rice in IndyCar again for the Indianapolis 500 to ensure Qualifying be a theater, but, in lieu of actual new stars the rest of the decade, would the lure of money in unretirements be responsible?

And, if we had to on the other side flesh out stars, would we be any better off than we where in 2014? Or, if we had 2 Years of 1975 Dallas Cowboys Draft Picks on the 2 Deep, the only good thing that would have happened is a full deep of Rookie and Sophomore Players on the Cleveland Browns.

Thinking beyond the "We Want You Back" guilt and jilt trips and what is truly horrific this Friday the 13th is the thoughtful citizens get casted as the bad guys and bad girls here. But, the last laugh is we'd still be at the job and we'd still be making money and we'd still be leading out of actual and emotional Siberia in 2027.

Even though we got a 1999 Pop Culture in 2017 and instead of the bubblegum ooey-gooeyness of Orlando,Florida , we instead get darker than dark Independent Movie jibes on our shelves. If money can't be the lure, would one time bonus points for naming your car lure people out of the house better to decide for themselves?