Why Not Actually Having a Funny Car 64 Again?

I feel like for as much as we'd have King County be in no position to host the Western Swing this Year, I would feel like having to see after the US Nationals Next Season having a Funny Car 64 Again. I would start with Top 10 Mello Yello Points Standings, then go to Top 10 Lucas Oil Points Standings and then have the Top 10 as of the Prior Weekend the Funny Car Nostalgia Standings.

I would go down the board that having Top 10 in IHRA Funny Car Standings, Top 10 in Funny Car Chaos Standings, Top 10 in ANDRA Funny Car Standings and Top 10 in FIA Funny Car Standings. I don't know if reviving the Funny Car 64 would be fun, but, I would think more than likelier it would have to be the Top 10-20 in Each Series just to consider even making the trek across the World.

I feel like having to see a carrot Points Race where it would have to be 10 Points Per Qualifying Pass and I would go more up to 10 if it is a National Record or 20 Points in their Series Standings if it is a World Record.

Raceday, it would be 20 Points Per Round Win and None Per Round Loss and I would think that having the 64 in the Funny Car 64 would be a Multi-Day Affair like a National Event. I would think that anything, the points swing would go the other way if it was Demerits or Other Problems like Incomplete Runs or Oil Downs.

346 : Return Nitro Cars to Quartermile, not 1000 Foot

I feel like with the 25th of the 1st in the 300 in Top Fuel next Monday, I feel like the need to go back to the Quarter-Mile is stronger in Top Fuel and Funny Car, not an acceptant standard. I think we'd burnt through the same parts like had we went 1320 all this time, and I doubt even less track is an answer.

Even though 200 Will Happen in Pro Stock Motorcycle and 300 will happen in Pro Stock Cars, but, I feel the speed quest has gotten to dizzying heights. With having to dissect "Goodnight Bahrain" in MPH and not ET, and the NHRA would have to take hold of the Quarter-mile again, and not just let the foreigns have their sandbox like Mountain Motors.

And, I feel like laziness is being championed to the point rest is acceptablized and by wildly unpopular demand, we aren't trying to be futuristic at this time as opposed to getting cars faster and faster. I'd think, too, why not have the Points Bonuses for MPH and ET again.

Between Early and Not Going to Happen, we find the heights are needing new company within reason, and Ford having to get all the way back to the Dragstrip and Formula Tracks because the real issue underneath all this quanity madness is not having enough true Sports Cars on the Lot.

Dan Fletcher to All Time Great Numbers, Fun= All Time Greatness

Other than giving you a sequel to my 17 Predictions for 2017 Auto Racing, I think Dan Fletcher will have All Time Great NHRA Final Number of Wins is 43, including some in the Mello Yello Series. And, for the second, but otherwise unrelated part of my title would be Fun=All Time Greatness.

Other than pining XFinity Series regulars more likely to do the Indy 500 only just because they can't move their start for this Summer's Coca Cola 600, and I think there'd be a very good chance for not only my Elliott Sadler win the Indianapolis 500, but having the IndyCar regulars defend their territory Brickyard 400 Week.

The territory defense becomes a Black Dirt Upset by Simon Pagenaud at Eldora.  And, at IRP, Josef Newgarden claims the Late Model Upset and Mikhail Aleshin wins ARCA, only because he'd figure out the motor better than nobody. And, to claim the Speedway flag, Ed Carpenter wins the Mother of All Upsets, Part 2 at IMS, just to beat William Byron to the line.

And, to the chagrin of the Cup Regulars, Elliott Sadler sweeps Indy by pouncing on Erik Jones rare engine failure. I feel the plausibility is deeper than the ocean to have fun equal all time greatness and being beloved for lifetimes. The common law mannerism that has tied these blogs is consistency and I want to do the Silver Climb for all time because we already have too many Silver Sloths.

What I mean in the last sentence on mannerality is you want to honor your elder's images in a constructive light, not just disrespecting their past by championing lazy and hitting fast money like we had the self-control of some children and that's a lot of the ruin ethics we get slammed with. Even though it was the easiest to pump merchandise out on my shelves, but, the last thing we need is more back 9's denied like the New Orleans Saints defense or needing another Bonds over Aaron and having the franchise and the man usurp integrity. And the overdemand on Social Services is not a good image either. I didn't necessarily intend to spiel, but, I'd want to see Anniversary Celebrated, not Anniversary Stone getting worse every year.