Mike Leach and Mississippi State are Still Messing With Texas!

 The Pirate, Mike Leach, has made a Career and a Life out of Messing With Texas, especially when it comes to messing with National Championships. I feel Mississippi State doesn't appreciate the same like they did with Mullen and they'd be an aggravator.

Even though NC State is Medically Out, but, I'd feel that this Summer, it is not the End of Rosenblatt, it is how Mississippi State keeps messing with Texas. There still has not been a peep out of Mike Leach's Staff for ruining Fort Worth and the Military Bowl and a lot of those guys dressed to get the Swag, but, not dressed to play.

Speaking for Texas, I'd have a right to be worried that your Whole Department is getting socked by nobodies. I'd feel like the Ice Cream Man in wanting Texas A and M again, and to make money for your department.

Nobody really wants to talk about How Unruly and Rude Mississippi and Mississippi State are, but, they are and the How Rude Reflex is Going on Johnny Knoxville. When Mississippi State takes the trophy out of the Storm Tunnel, I'd think the biggest problem is had it been Texas, it would have been a Red Letter Day.

The ghost of Augie Garrido in Later Years would punish Mississippi State with Bunts and that would not be good.

I Can't Let Rotten Character Pass...

I feel like I can't let rotten character pass! I feel as if, Outbreak or Not, I feel degraded when the chronic Butterfinger Mike Leach feasts off of High Major Outposts and tries to lower the bar of Higher Learning. Mississippi State should be better than the Buttery Hot Mess of having actual Great Coaching Leave and them be a Saturday Morning Cartoon.

I find in a normal world, we would be Minutes to the Biggest College Sports Championship Game of the Year! Minutes! And, it is worse because people would want to be the "Because I'm Homer Simpson!" Hotline and not expect reprecussions!

I feel that certain characters can't pass and won't pass! I have been taken from leadership and the chances conversely of leadership being taken back and then some! In this silo, this is not an "I'm Upset" because I can't have fun anymore! This is an "I'm Upset" because I didn't expect any better and I am more than happy to blow the lid!

I don't know if the Kiffin-Leach Rivalry Angle was more than we bargained for in any In State Rivalry. I feel like there is people in Iowa's Valley Ranch that are motivated to knock out the Heisman and National Championships between records in a fell swoop!

Okay, Professionalism, Hall of Fame Speeches, Private Jets, Good National Sponsors and Diplomas Still Matter

I feel like I am seeing the opposite of Hold My Beer Attention Grabs because Long Term Vision is a Gift and a Curse. It is like having to nose past someone at Daycare, and my Daycare Classmates have kids at Daycare, and all they really want is Mom and Dad.

I'd sense Memphis equalized their Conference Gold by nosing past UCF and having No Discipline, Mississippi trying to bring back that 2013-2014 Energy Long Term, and I don't think Coach Bellamy would be giving Wedding Planning Advice like Mr. Leach. If Jackson State came to my House, literally, I would love them for it if they weren't the people on TV.

I know that they are trying to neck past the King and Coach O, who's Uncomfortably Relatable like Hank Hill. Whatever it is, I'd like Jackson State to at least host someone big because it would be fun.

I am thinking I want Professionalism badly because I am not good with anyone. Roy Williams said he couldn't handle an ungifted program like he the North Carolina Talented and Gifted like it was a National Honor Society Post-Grad School. I don't see the right people at the Hall of Fame Speeches, because I don't see no King, I don't see Briles jaunt over Broyles Territory and I'd want to be closer to the truth, even if I was top of the World.

Private Jets are not up for grabs. They only fun if your adjusted and they only fun if you don't smoke your way to some of my Aunts health problems, or your Juice would get drained by the feds. If Mr. Ferentz had Mississippi like Texas, and that how Recruiting Opened Up in the 1st Place, we'd have a Diploma vs. Unemployment or the Arena Football League.

Good National Sponsors handle their books. If it is Mrs. Trista's Beauty Shop and all the Mom's Kids want Mrs. Trista's Car in Die Cast Form, that would be sweeter than a Thorn River Valley. Sweetness would not be closer to Bobby Isaac than Jeremy Mayfield, even though everyone Dad and Uncle would run from both.

Diplomas are the great equalizer. Not Golden Goals, not "Your" Hero not winning the Toughest Track, none of that. I feel like Moms like to see Kids Heroes not get Women religiously. I can't take that because I've lived that more than once.

The Pirate Flag is Meeting the Alburnett of College Football...

I am flipping out that Mike Leach, the Pirate Flag of College Football, is meeting the Alburnett of College Football in Mississippi State to become their Head Coach. In all 17 Years in Texas Tech and Washington State, it floors me that Mike Leach has been at home with ZERO Conference Championships!

The difference with Iowa is they'd practice like War Games and Win Real Games en route to the Cotton Bowl. The Pirate Flag, Jimbo Fisher, The Runaway Beer Train, King Saban and Hurry Up No Huddle and I can't take any more Book Reports in the Same Division would make it colorful.

Would it be easier to bleed Mississippi because of the Lane Train and The Pirate? If I was more interested in counting National Championships and Diplomas Mothers Day 2025, which I am, it would be easier to believe someone who is interested in both!

What Mississippi State did do was in 25 Months, go from the Equal to the Field, Coach Bellamy and Neglect to Even Consider a Coach Carver! I've used the Mount Vernon to Alburnett Flip with Tennessee and Clemson as an Identity Flip, and Breaking News, this is a Program that beneath it all, wised up and Fired Joe Moorhead, Could Not Even Trouble Themselves to Northwest Missouri State, Mount Union and or Tony Elliott like Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell and or Pizza Hut with NO DoorDash!

No, they took Mike Leach. The same Mike Leach that Can't Even Consider Going into McAllen Without People Being Upset, but yet, could have the nerve to speak to Massillon. NEWSFLASH: Your Social Skills are NOT that Special! No, if he really, really recruited an Edmonton Oiler and a Vancouver Canuck if he wanted to!

To be frank, I am not happy with Mississippi State restarting their Jackie Sherill Habit. It would be an end of a Conference Hex and a beginning of a Different Hex. Hopefully, I'd hope if it all goes down, Alcorn State would be available to restore their Slyvester "Panic" Croom Habit and make it better.

Joe Moorhead looks more like a Coach Who Wants to Leave Starkville.

Mississippi State's Self Esteem right now would be garbage. To go from Dan "Don't Stop Believin'  " Mullen being a bad play from SEC and National Championships, to Scott Stricklin pulling legal maneuvers to change the content of the School Forever, to someone wild and inconsistent wanting to leave, and was a bad glove from the start.

Greg Schiano reunion would get the Eastern Shore, but, the debacle with Randy Edsall's UConn Reunion would spoil that. And, Bret Bielema would alienate and misguess, because that is his history, Paul Johnson still is burnt out and Tony Elliott would be a Home Run Hire against Clemson.

The reality is, Rutgers would be needing a 2070 Hire. They can't fix their way out of a Contract, they can't just fix their way into an experiment, and if 2024 Came and they realized every kind of season did not include success, then I could accept that.

But, given the time and the marriages of inconvenience Rutgers have pulled out, and convenience doesn't just happen for nothing, there is not any 50 Year Committment anywhere in New York City and New Jersey. I'd want to see Rutgers have as big and long of a Net as Iowa and Wisconsin, if not longer.

Operation Doomsday Boomsday (ODB): Why Mississippi and Mississippi State's Athletics are Safely Practicing Denial

There is a reason I'd call an Operation ODB, and that includes the twin Bob Costas Interviews with Ol' Dirty Bastard in 1998. (One Fictional, The Other Nonfictional). First of all, Nothing should happen in Oxford without the defrosting, or the dismissal of Ross Bjork. And, it is not much better in Starkville, either.

Scott Stricklin was more interested in reteaming with Dan Mullen after the Cheaters Went Home (It was NOT a Civil or Gentlemanly Turkey Day) and I was expecting a new Head Coach NOT named Matt Luke in Oxford. No, instead of hearing all about not being home Mississippi-Mississippi State Weekend, having another Royal Complex, wreck the school again when I was prepared for 10 Year Leadership, when we are starving for it, is not good.

And, Mississippi State's Baseball Coach was caught red-handed in the Collar. First of all, they needed Dan Mullen in Starkville. But, Florida's tactics where that no better of Jeremy Foley's last hire in he didn't want to leave the West AGAIN! And, this is a better Oreo in the pretense that it made it easier for Alabama to run the West and harder for Mississippi State to earn a defacto #1 in America.

And, I think what is not so kind, is letting talents go to SMU or Iowa State and that was the first verse.

I feel Mississippi State would never get Over Losing Mullen

I feel there is no real Code of Conduct when hype and cash are back to back on people mind, but, Mississippi State would never get over Losing Dan Mullen like it took them a ton over losing Royal to American History and Texas. And, for Mississippi Revenueres, it feels like Doomsday and Boomsday back to back like Meek Mill earned his Puck.

And, it smashes Eastern Mississippi to its bones if the fact they can't handle Mullen being pulled out of state! And, I feel like Scott Stricklin has everything to do with everything that we can play the Tina Turner if we want to, but, the real village misfit that should be ripe for dismissal is Ross Bjork.

Mississippi State IS NOT Arizona State! Swag comes, swag goes, money comes, money goes, but, once the severance is autographed, there is no turning around more than Yo Gotti! I am emotional in my advocacy because it never was Rich Rod, but, I sense the Runaway Train can't be stopped even from my Marion.

But, the sadness, is it will take longer for Mississippi State to find their overdue SEC Championship like an International Airport was built in Starkville. I feel fortune is hard to make, but it should be enjoyed. And, just because Texas and Oklahoma down don't mean everyone flock to Texas Tech and Mississippi State like Iowa City, but, in reality, just because you had Jackie Sherill and Emory Ballard, The Big Shootout Hero after Texas A and M twice and under NCAA Storms, and I feel Losing Mullen would yank an advocate like Bud Wilkinson in Oklahoma.