Showing posts with label South Park. Show all posts
Showing posts with label South Park. Show all posts

Monday, November 29, 2021

Is Oklahoma in their Butters Years?

 It is not flattering to call out Oklahoma in South Park Terms, or anyone in general, especially if I've made a Rent-Free Bad Habit of Calling Out Washington DC in South Park Terms. I think Oklahoma is doing the Butters Years greasy and not harmlessly, especially if it is their State's Pride, Joy and Toy, Oklahoma City Thunder included.

The tale is Butters would go after Girls and Women by being Sweet and Charming and in reality, Butters is not sweet and charming. Oklahoma Sooners Football is neither Sweet and or Charming like I'd hear yes Itchy and or Scratchy from Mom in High School.

I don't think this is going to help anything, especially if the grease deters Sooners Heroes that would have been True Life Working Man Heroes to Oklahomans in the Sooner State and Nationally. The grease would make Faculties out of Kansas Jayhawks and enable their St. Louis Run, and instead of Lawrence Phillips Dismissal, you'd have Collars and NDA's like DARVO was everyday normal behavior and the R would have been Racial instead of Reverse.

Mike Gundy won't stick to Oklahoma, Texas, Arkansas and Texas A and M going back home later this decade, especially if the greasiness of his deanhood would have been Mad Real and I don't think Farley wants to be Division I's Dean when he can't hold an Alburnett Down when he'd have real National Championships circling the drains in the Calendar!

The grease would push the Target Run before the Target Run was Fashionable, and I don't think it helps the Wild West when Oregon is the Bird Chicken Man, Washington can't pull themselves together, Washington State doesn't have Character, and USC only is going to catch Chip Kelly doing Unethical Stuff and that would be before we'd have a Westwood Dome one of these days.

I don't necessarily want a Different Dog. That different dog will deter the NFL Playoffs and only egg on Buffalo to a Super Bowl Glory and that is not a good image, especially if it is harder to find Standing Buffalo Images because of .O.J. Reasons.

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Butters Still is Throwing Grease on Old DC

 Butters, or Bruce Allen is Still Throwing Grease on Old DC, making a Towering Inferno Worse. Butters and Cartman, or Dan Snyder, can and will do the Throwing Grease Habit on a Fire like it was Heroin.

When I see Old DC, I should see Men of Honor. Instead, I keep seeing Shame Rain like Acid Rain.

The ironic quip in South Park's "Go Fund Yourself" is Butters didn't want to get hurt. Butters, coincidentally, is about hurting people and he knows it.

The irony is South Park lives Rent Free in Everyone in the City of Washington DC. M and T and Jack Kent Cooke are almost virtually in the Same Neighborhood, and the Shells of RFK and Baltimore Memorial always where talked about in closeness for years.

I am not hungry for Grease or Junk. Actually, I am hungry and hurting for leadership. A lot of people are.


Tuesday, October 19, 2021

No, Amazon is Not On Strike!

 I feel Tony Khan has a Bad, Bad Habit of Pouncing Too Quickly like a Cat and Regretting it Later. This would mean Amazon is Not on Strike, but that would be too close to the Brand on the Farm Report.

I don't see Kids wearing In House Hero Shirts and Reenacting The Rock and Stone Cold Steve Austin in the Lunchline. I haven't been in School since the Week before I turned 20,  but that is another story.

This is the 1st True "Put Up or Shut Up" Season of a Rival Pro Wrestling Promotion Since 1999-2000, and the 1st Two where COVID and Daily's Place Related.

I would not put up with just finding the Ice Cream Man and the Meat Counter duking it out, and If Supersonics Unite left Tomorrow, we'd be in a World of Hurt.

I don't think we'd have a Fight at Big Ol' Fish and USC Football's Muse's Place, because She'd be more Peace, Love, and Rock and Roll. To be frank, Feminism would replace the Rock and Roll, which would taste worse than Vinegar to those who didn't live it.

Things Girls Don't Want to Change is Their Girls or Their Home, and that would be No Alternative Fact.

Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Loyal Butters has No Job and is Up to No Good!

 Loyal Butters (Bruce Allen) has No Job and is Up to No Good! Butters and Cartman (Dan Snyder) would be Cats and Dogs while it rains Cats and Dogs in Old DC. While we are on Her Ruin Porn, or better yet, Ruin Smut, is having a President who is the Jukebox Hero which is not really a Welcome Gift after the Trump Show Subsided, You'd Have Women's Sports Ownership who'd be Happy to Replace Women's Soccer Starlets and Goddesses with T and A and that is keeping it PG-13.

The pages of the Snyder Emails are longer than the Entire Harry Potter Book Series. It is a Long Books and it kept Publishing Firms in Business and we wouldn't have captured the Snitch of the Genesis Tub of Other Book Series Either.

We know Dave Chappelle can't and won't handle Fame Well, like Tyrone Biggums is the Black Moe Syzlak, we know that Women's Soccer Starlets and Goddesses would detest Dan Snyder being their Man and their God like he does not need to be either, and we'd not need Celebrities! All Stars! VIP's! Weddings! Blackstone Sisters! like it was Des Moines.

But no, it is Washington DC and we'd need Minorities! Women! Minority Women! be shining like the Stars of the Chocolate City and the Jerseys are Getting Lonelier and Louder. I'd feel like it is like Mississippi and Mississippi can't and won't take a Hint over Grassley!, Ovechkin! and the Beer Baron! like we need a Beer Baron under the Regulators Noses.

The Trump Show is Subsidized like the Early 1990's Houston Oilers are a Culture, and that is not good.

Monday, August 2, 2021

There isn't a Loyal Butters in Kansas!

 I feel that the South Park theory of the Loyal Butters does not apply to Kansas and Kansas State. If Kansas left for the Big 10, with Iowa State, we would formally be cheated out of NCAA Tournament Grade of Games like we didn't see that already! I am thinking Iowa State would be a Big Ten and the next move that would likely happen would be a Member War between Notre Dame and West Virginia.

The likelier move would be the Fighting Irish because the Mountaineers still hate Michigan because of the Year Beilein and Rich Rod left town for Michigan. It would rattle the sabers in ACC Territory as the Mountaineers running mate would be Temple, thereby eliminating the American Athletic Conference Northeast Membership in the Process.

I would think Baylor, Oklahoma State, TCU and Texas Tech would be scooped up by the Pac 12, all because Texas was missing Money and Oklahoma was too nice to go along with the Loyal Butters Theory.

Speaking of too nice, that would push Kansas, Kansas State and Wichita State to the Mountain West, and I don't know if the Member Push would transfer from the American to the Mountains, should Football be Reinstated at Wichita State?

Friday, July 30, 2021

Trey Parker and Matt Stone buying "Casa Bonita" would not all be mutual

 Trey Parker and Matt Stone buying the Biggest Easter Egg in South Park, the Casa Bonita, would not all be mutual especially if I am not a "South Park" fan and never have been, and I'd feel the decency of the Casa Bonita name would be lost on the Hispanic and Inner City Denver Population.

I'd think even for them, having to be in the Pocket of Rudy Guiliani, Donald Trump, Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen, foodservice would be a Bridge too far and I'd hope if South Park doesn't make new episodes, that Viacom doesn't go back to the Spongebob Well and get a Spinoff.

I'd think it would not all be mutual, especially if I have a Classmate's Older Sister be a Fixture in the Denver Community and I am sure that Blogs will be written about this, too.

Monday, May 31, 2021

The Cartman Principle Does More Harm Than Good!

 I feel the ribbon and the bow of the Infamous South Park Episode "Go Fund Yourself" is the fact Eric Cartman argued off Principle is how People Get Hurt. Most people view principle as something that is grand and divine.

I really don't necessarily want to get in the well of Non-Recriminal Memories, as my best memory of one of my Classmate's Mom is that 8th Grade Chicago Trip where I needed someone to hang out with and I wouldn't want to be egged on defending Someone's Moms from the Weird Guys, and they where going and then some.

The other end of the Cartman Principle is having President Garrison bail Randy Marsh out of Prison. Both have Real World Consequences and I hate Washington DC's Venetian Behavior is Worsened and Enabled by a good chunk of Millennials who can't go back to Delivering Pizzas at Domino's without tired questions left and right at home.

Most people do not Cut and Run. This World is not a Cat and Mouse World, as I'd work hard for my Cheese only to have it be stolen! The Venetian Behavior of Washington DC is enabled over this President and I feel that among other oddities that shouldn't be there, having a Russian Superstar in Old DC.

I do not like having to Defend Territory or Family Members, or worse yet, having to say Key IndyCar Fixtures are falling to ill health like King Henry the VIII's Marriages. I could hear King Henry the VIII like it was a Ralph Wiggumesque Attempt at Power like god forbid, that is not new, but, I would rail that out with angries and swears.

If it was All Me and No Anyone Else, I feel a sense of anger and frustration. Anger and Frustration is not Fake News and even if you had a hunch, presentation is key.

The Cartman Principle eggs on a Rat or Get Ratted World and contributing what little you'd have to OnlyFans or Paetron doesn't always help because it is an Over and Over and Over and Over and Again and Again and Again and Again and Again Commitment. In real life, Cartman would be in Prison and get Angrier when he is Picked On.

There is no value to those people and no one wants to be stuck with people that have no value. I couldn't say a MOJO Club up here like a Massillon Club in Florida, because it would have to be People and their maintenance of the Club or it would dry up big time.

Thursday, May 27, 2021

What would happen if a Patent Troll took on a Cancelled Trademark as Their Own?

 I would feel that one of the worst things out of South Park is instead of having the Washington Redskins, and having nothing to do otherwise with Washington DC and being a pain to Hollywood and Washington DC, the pain that would really cause pain to the Trademark Office is What If a Patent Troll took on a Cancelled Trademark as their own?

And, instead of having to just play with Kickstarter or GoFundMe like it was a Bank, which Banks are Much More Stern than that, your whole strategy was Kickstarter or GoFundMe? Multiple layers of doing nothing would do nothing but anger the Credit Card Companies and those Credit Card Companies are a and the Gateway to doing Business in the World.

Instead of Laughs, there are serious implications and consequences, too. I would think that the irony in the argument from Archrival "The Simpsons" "Das Bus" is when Bill Gates said that he wouldn't make money cutting checks. Bill Gates and Dan Snyder's Work Ethics cut too close to home and that the biggest swap between the build up in "Go Fund Yourself" is the installation of Kirk Cousins where Robert Griffin III was.

The worst thing is having to deal with Adults appropriately. It would tie up 2 Different United States Circuit Courts as the 4th District would not indict a Ham Sandwich, but, if it is Hollywood Copyright Infringements, it is on. And, the Circuit Court in Washington DC would get absolutely angry about Patent Trolls.

This would actually be a Millennial Worst Nightmare in the Wrong Hands and you'd need something else if you'd have Kickstarters and GoFundMe's just to get anything done instead of just Medical Bills, which is a shock when you try to pay Someone Else's Medical Bills via Credit Card and you'd get the bill yourself.

The sad thing is either if it is Friends or having to deal with how the Sausage is Made in Comedy or Sitcom Comedy and there is no middle ground like Alabama and Auburn.

Friday, February 14, 2020

I'd feel like South Park has taken a lot more than we like to admit

I feel like South Park has taken a lot more than we like to admit. Even though they publicly despise the Family Guy Writers (Expect No South Park-Family Guy Episode without melting the FCC), but, I feel the deposition or the degradation of Environment, Women's Justice, Safe Schools, Expectations, amid other things, is not good.

We'd have a President most High School Freshmen would not approve, because he's been on TV their Whole Lives. I'd feel that the Women Comedy Writers are staying shrill and angry, namely because people that should be given No Juice instead, are able to crank up the Juice.

They've cranked up the juice on Marijuana and Underage Drinking, Cranked Down Interest in School, and being in a period where Lazy is Normalized, if not Full On Legalized,  being on the Pot does not make us "21 Questions". It does not make us Romantics.

Romance and Intellect go hand in hand. Smugness would mean doing a Female Version of a Beloved Character/Actor and only to have some tail to look at. I would resist saying the other word because I don't want to irritate the switchboards.

And, what Angry Women expect is everyone to be as angry as them and actually do something constructive about it. Other than Mission Accomplished, that does not always achieve anything than Pass the Pot like it was Amana Colonies.

The chinning of a lot of areas that got abused, including Black Exploitation, which was broken open without a Soundboard, is worse than before. Smugness would mean legalizing the Pot and making the American West worse than before. We defend the American West, more so than going from a D - to an F.


Saturday, January 19, 2019

R. Kelly Denied Us Another Toolman when Chappelle Went to Hiding

I feel a sense of being frozen in time as was in R. Kelly getting Pissed Off (It is easy to overuse it, but, it is true in this case), about how Dave Chappelle went into hiding, irreversably and irregardlessly changing Viacom's Course, and Comedy Central's Course, overtrusting South Park for longer than it should.

I'd missed another Toolman and his (Dave Chappelle's) act would not fit no Family Show. The moral Hollywood, or Network or Sponsor Supported Cable TV misses is don't throw Rachel Greens or Monica Gellars at anyone because it is not worth the Harmonica.

I still feel why limit ourselves to a Cosby when I'd see the Matrix Bad Guy (Laurence Fishburne) do a caricature of HIS Life? I'd like to see Comedians like Jazz Artists or better yet, Marvin Gaye and Luther Vandross rather than cosplaying anyone.

In our soul, this cuts too deep. I'd still wished DL Hughley was not transferred to UPN, and the Boondocks did an R. Kelly Trial. I feel awful Black or Minority Exploitation was thrown back at our doorstep like it was a return of the Mid 1970s.

No, no, no, we did not have a Return of the Rock, but, instead, we'd have a story River that would break the Chicago River free from its banks.

Monday, August 14, 2017

If "South Park" was a Death Star, How Come We Don't Have New Television Stars

I feel with the not so nice anniversary of "South Park" being 20, and I feel it being a Death Star from the start, and no one markets a KG the same as an MJ, for those who know Science Fiction, Space and Star Trek History.

I feel with audiences scattered, and we can't keep Colin Kaepernick on the lam if he can't play Football. I feel are we getting Television Stars like the Toolman and Melissa Joan Hart or are we getting off-stage problems?

I feel if we where meant to go for more, we couldn't just blot one area and expect Hall of Famers. Imperiality is not the same as Superiority and I feel we had a generation in Generation X fall dangerously in the Wrong Hands like Firearms.

This afternoon, we lost the Head Hog, Mr. Frank Broyle. I can't understand why our real leader, Mr. Jeff Sessions, is just as bigoted as anyone else, and the leader-frontman President Donald Trump is hotheaded and can't get out of his own way?

Even if you ski every day all Winter as opposed to smoke weed and skip the league like its College Classes everyday, Colorado needs to be safe. I feel a bitter lament that "Good Burger" has a strong following and no one buzzed Harry Potter early on.

No one wants the most annoying things in a row like a river, and class ended years ago, and I feel like the empty Parallel Universe of the Post-Death Star Future that we have to make money and light like the Treasury and ComEd.  Like it or not, we are 30 Years Away from a cure to Alzheimer's like we can't just remember the merchandise and fete and reward anyone near death as opposed to actually doing Prime Prime and the whole purpose of a Gold Star Family is Honor more than have to Defend for Foolishness.

Peace, Love and Dallas needs Tom Landry Again!

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Differences in what "The Simpsons" and "South Park" Call B-Plus

I feel with the receding works of both the Simpsons, who have put in 31 Television Seasons, a few more than any Law and Order, and South Park, who have put in a Generation of Seasons in 20, there are marketed differences in what they'd called B-Plus.

If we had Monday Night instead of Sunday Night Football, we'd have a lot different view of Network TV and Network TV would have stayed reinforced. Knowing from experience, The Simpsons had 2 Pinnacles of Seasons in 1992-1993 and 1994-1995, both still being in Network TV Top 10 History while their rivals barely had a Top 50 of One Season, and I'd still want Lena Durham and her "Girls" to reappear in Springfield, like it was the Vegas Wives conveniently weaving midseries, but, there is no day Hank Azaria or Harry Shearer is not wanting to leave for real this time after there contracts run out.

Where South Park had their best works was 2006-2007 and 2008-2009, not counting the first 2 Seasons, but, I think the difference there was losing episodes to the Writers' Strike in 2007-2008, having to reorder those valuable episodes in 2008-2009, and the rail there was losing subscribers left and right when the economy went downhill, which took away a good audience first run.

We can't deny first run is at a record low. And, to add misery to all this, if we really where to have a B-Plus Simpsons as opposed to No Simpsons, having to write characters in and out, having to write voices in and out, and the rail is, The Simpsons beyond "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" haven't done a multiepisode arc well. Writing in that rare Sideshow Bob/Fat Tony "Treehouse of Horror" would have been great, but, I doubt in the Writer's Room, such an arc would have been appreciated by the National Sponsors they'd have. If we let ourselves go to a garguntuan hyperextension that can't and won't be replaced, it would have been as flowered out as "Family Guy" is after the whole Brian got killed, Brian got replaced, and then, to fan and sponsor anger, Brian got rewritten in, a good chunk of the audience has not been recovered since.

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