Showing posts with label Formula One. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Formula One. Show all posts

Thursday, April 27, 2023

Formula One Should Be Home to Luxury or Those Willing to Learn

 With me being offended with a Criminal Intent that too many Kids, or even better, my Peers think Ayrton Senna is a 30 for 30, I'd hate Formula One being Sugarcoated and Watered Down with a Passion, too.

I'm all for wanting to have Women or Different Women or better than that, an American Formula One Glory, but, the Gore of Netflix has me blind to the Business of Formula One.

Formula One is 2 Years Away from 75 and I'd hate to go all "Carolina Way" on the public, but, I'd don't want the issues of Sports Car Racing and even now, I'd look at Sports Car Racing as a Rich Man's Sport.

What I'd want is having a Local Formula One like Rockwell Collins is in my Community. What I'd don't want is to go further and further away from Educated Women.

Frankly, I'd want to make a different drink.

Thursday, January 13, 2022

We Won't Have Someone Snooking the Next 10 World Championships in 10 Years

 I feel the current Formula One is My General Manager can beat up Your General Manager and My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad, which is all Fun and Games unless your Dad is in Corrections, and you'd learn the Hard Way that was not acceptable around 7.

I feel that I expect an American World Champion and American Formula One Race Winner before 50, and this is Especially Personal because we have had people didn't make 30. I feel that People would look at Red Bull and Mercedes differently for their Chicanes and not in a Good Way.

Chances are, we will likely have a Leicester or another Alan Jones World Champion No One Really Remembers and the truth is, both are not really good. Or the third rail, is having a World Champion out of Haste and your Stats fell off a Cliff Later.

This is a Cliff Notes Version of what could happen in the Next 10 Years as we'd have Twin Schumachers hanging over the Sport and that would be a hard feat to do.

Thursday, October 28, 2021

There are Better Ways Out of Home for Formula One

 I feel there are better ways out of Home for Formula One than having a Brother of a Truck Series Racer get thrown into Development Forever or Andretti throwing himself at Alfa Romeo's Existence. If I was General Manager, I would throw my Own Parts and Pieces and Not Act like Dunkerton Racing.

Or worse, Alburnett and magically disappear whenever the Instant You Appeared. I don't want to be a Magician or 007, because those are way too easy.

Instead, let's treat the Rich Man's Sport with the dignity it should be treated and not just a Bunch of Guys throwing parts together. I feel that treatment is having a Shop Cavalier at Shop School that was saved from the Scrapper and instead, still gets sent to the Scrapper after term.

There is no one yelling "Let's Play for the City!" or having to constantly pump people up for Championships when your Lamar Hunt Clone has a Collar Problem. And that is after being Major Pro Hockey Rookies in spite of your Tradition not being in the Quarter Century Mark.

I would feel happier if your Family Name was not tied to Substance Abuses like the Whittingtons or Family Problems like the Wares. I would be livid if I was associated with Other Family Problems and I'd rather have Cheerleaders like "Make a Different Drink" and instead, she's saying "I'm a Businessperson, not a Dolly!"

I don't know if testing an Eddie Hill Simulator would be Funny, but, that test would be better than a Damon Hill Simulator.

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Austin Still is Not a Good Host for the USGP!

 I do not like or appreciate Austin being a Good Host for the United States Grand Prix! While I am on my remarks, I feel mad that Formula One should be about Class! We would not have fixed this problem if someone was So Texas or So Austin or Even Austin Born and Raised to the Point they'd have "Texas Fight" on Repeat.

That would not solve anything and I would feel just because we would have to shift the Focus to American Money, American Drivers and American Races, it would take some of the Soul of the Grand Prix Scene and I would feel that a lot of it would be protecting Money and not having Future Mazepins again and again, it would be crowding out the Soul of the Sport.

I feel mad that most places in the Country would not be able to have a Late Season Round, and a lot of these Shows are like Reality TV with is Toxic. I don't like just dumping hordes of attention more on Austin like we already know Texas and Texas A and M are doing incompetent losses.

Friday, October 22, 2021

Have You Forgotten? The USGP Triple Crown Was a Disaster!

 I feel that Formula One Party Fans have forgotten that the USGP Triple Crown in 1984 was a Disaster. And that is a crime on its own. I feel Austin was never going to be Watkins Glen, and Miami Officials are livid that their Grand Prix is not in Miami but instead Miami Gardens.

I feel that the USGP Series has been mismanaged since Watkins Glen and if it was not for Michelin, it would have been easier to believe the USGP in Indianapolis. I feel that I would take the USGP's Success Seriously Enough to throw Seattle or Atlanta Motor Speedway into the Formula One Scene.

The tirade of the USGP is painful and I feel either no one wants to listen, or is apathetic to the True Costs, which both are neither good.

Saturday, October 16, 2021

China is Shunned by the Outside World and Not Quite Having a USGP Series Again

 The people I am happy not to see in the Formula One Scene is China because of their Global Ruins and Vietnam because the Older Americans can't stand that. If we where to do a USGP Series again, I would have returned the USGP to the West Coast for the first time Since the Early 1980's.

Governor Abbott of Texas is having a fit about his House not being Indianapolis or Watkins Glen, and we didn't want that house. Instead, I'd wanted a East or West Coast USGP.

What I really wanted was to tie an annual Triple Crown with having Monaco and LeMans subsequent. I would be a believer in Good True Luxury Hotels over Camping and Fishing Expeditions, especially if the Owner is not a Creep. 

I'd feel I would rather have the USGP in Seattle if the MotoGP Complaints keep creeping up and Kentucky would be tickled pink over the MotoGP Complaints because the Governor was mad that their race was taken.

Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Having a Russian World Champion or Formula One Race Winner Would Be One of the Things We Can't Stand For

 I feel that as a Fan and an American, having a Russian World Champion or Formula One Race Winner Would be One of the Things We Can't Stand For. The reality is having a Russian Oligarch and his Son buy not just a, but the United States Formula One Team should light the State Department on Fire.

We have not had a Formula One Winner Since the Early 1980's (1981) and not had a Formula One World Champion since the Late 1970's (1978) and I don't want either one get to 50. As an American and an American Racing Fan, I am down to Kyle Larson wanting to win Monaco and LeMans just to start angrier or more All Time Great Monaco or LeMans Winners.

I am not interested in Americanizing a World Sport, or a Rich Man's Sport, but, I feel that I am mad that Extortion Money won't go far. Extortion Money against the fact there aren't College Students Everywhere and Extortion Money against the fact there aren't Racers Everywhere is not good.

The problem I would be trying to say is Ending the Hex would be more painful than the Actual Hex itself. Except it would be saying Hex, Hex, Super Hex to the Point that we'd get mad and go to work. If it was One Letter Difference, it would cause trouble in a Family or Kinda Family Website.

It would be akin to JFK raiding the Catholic Church for his Cabinet, except Mazepin and Dad do not have that kind of charisma. And, for as much as we dump Hot Rewards about the Danbury Trashers, which the only appropriate gift would have been Quad City-Flint going into its 20s and 30s, the only good thing it does in Memory is deny legitimate teams or owners from returning, namely a Hartford Whalers Revival.

Instead, it is Real Time and it would deny legitimate racers and teams not named Mazepin from Racing in a Major Series.

Friday, September 24, 2021

Stop With the Unnecessary Surgery and Unnecessary Narcolepsy of More Unwanted F1 Cars!

 I feel most of us Fans and Even Defenders of the Rich Man's Sport of Sports Car Racing do not like or want to see the Unnecessary Surgery and the Unnecessary Narcolepsy of More Unwanted F1 Cars! I feel this is a strategy to get Formula E or W Series Racers Hard Cards they didn't need or deserve and I'd rather have a more vibrant Indy Lights.

What would happen if we'd lose a Formula Star to NASCAR, NHRA, or USAC, not just having Sports Cars or Indy Cars? Even though we'd have more people than earlier on than the Cable Age, but, we can't feed them all. 

I would think the worst moves would be the Scared to Lose Moves, because most Males would hate Lisa Loeb even now, and that wound up shortening her returns. I would feel like Lewis Hamilton wouldn't want another order who'd not know what he is doing and generally, he is above most people.

And, the people that are there for Lewis Hamilton are more of a Mainstream Spencer Massey. Spencer Massey was never going to be mainstream, and neither was Shane Hmiel, where he's devolved into an earthly Joe Swanson, and that is not a Good Image.

Speaking of Images, there is not really a Good Image for Sports Car Racing other than "Make Money" and the Ice Cream Man and the Meat Counter Person would always be at scraps and the lowly High School or College Kid has to keep them in Check and she doesn't want Marvel, Marbles, Days of Thunder or Wild Wild West or Other Wiles. She wants he Friends instead.

As a Geinzer Man and an American Man, I would feel More Cars Should Be a Privilege!

 I feel equally as a Geinzer Man and an American Man, and I don't like sticking my last name out in public unless I really mean it, I would feel More Cars Should Be a Privilege! I would feel like hating why Mazepin and his Deadbeat Dad be taking the Fridge of Dale Earnhardt and Kevin Harvick ALWAYS has Bad General Managers because he can't do it himself, even at 47.

Your not going to nudge Mick Schumacher about Chuck Bown if you Paid Him! I don't think his Dad would still invite Warm and Fuzzies in Certain Parts of Sports Car Racing, and Mazepin and his Dad should be in Prison if they where US Nationals. 

I feel my tangent is more cars are a Privilege, not a Right and I'd like to see Local Interests like Mike Eddy/Bob Senneker and with being a Pontiac more than a Toyota is where Pride Still Matters and I really, really wanted to be a Toyota worse than A Non-Profit only to pick up the Pace on my Job Search.

I feel like the Deans of Students in Cup lead us to trouble and I'd expect more than a Mr. Ed Argument out of Kurt Busch, which he is the Prototype and the Design of most Gen-X Males as they Age, which is not pretty, and Kevin Harvick is the Winston Cup Era Ironman and I want to see the Ironman out of Hendrick Hands, but, it would be tougher to explain if it was Harvick, and Ryan Newman being the Lone Winston Era Hero still in the Cup Series.

A lot of this would be Familial and I feel Family should mean something, even if it is Social.

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Why Not Have An All Local Formula One Team?

 I would want an All Local Formula One Team like it was Local like New Pioneer Co-Op in Iowa City. I feel that I want to be Local Enough in Formula One that it would Win Big and Often. I would not want to be another Brawn and I feel mad that Haas takes anyone's and everyone's money.

I would think if we where going to be all Local, I would be local enough to have everyone's School Alma Mater Logo on the Car at least once. I feel mad that Local Control has been run down for the Longest Time and I don't know if Laser Focusing on the World's Greatest Motorsport would make people focus on Cars.

I'd think that the difference between True Local Organic Food and the Ultimate Rich Man's Sport would be beyond infinities. I would think that it would break the Buckets of Extortion Money and make it more Workmanlike.

I would think Ginger Spice would be swearing up and down with who's the bleep-blanks with all those School Logos among others. I would feel American Money and American Teams with American Drivers would inundate Formula One in the Future.

Tuesday, September 7, 2021

It Would Be More Fun if You'd Interchange a 1970's Top Fueler with a Formula One Car

 I'd feel for as much as they'd gripe about the Floor in Formula One Cars, I'd get a kick out of interchanging those Pain in the Rear 1970's Top Fuelers with a Modern Formula One Car. I'd think what would be fun is it would be a Freakin' Sweet Combination.

I'd think that Red Bull would have a Field Day having to build one of those Rails and ran them in the NHRA Scene. A lot of the 1970's Top Fuelers would have ran their course in the Alcohol Dragster Scene for Safety Reasons.

I would think it would make the Nostalgia Dragster Scene be like the Top Fuel Scene and if Red Bull thought of having Nostalgia Dragsters and Formula One Cars at the Same Time. It would be an excuse to Interchange Racers.

I don't think Christian Horner has any idea of Nostalgia Drag Racing and most of those guys and girls would own and operate their own stuff.

Friday, September 3, 2021

Major Open Wheel Will Be Having American Money and an American Base!

 I feel that Major Open Wheel will be having both American Money and an American Base! What I would feel is going around is Mazepin and His Deadbeat Dad is trying to piss off the State Department worse than the Saudis holding WWE Wrestlers with trying to buy Haas F1 and to make it worse, we are stuck with antipathy with British Formula One with McLaren having their Fun and Williams hanging on!

I feel that we would have to Power the World's Economy and Money and that would be a Dale Jr. Reflex. I don't like to admit that, but, it is true. I'd really want Andretti to be Formula One's American Hero badly and I feel that it is badly.

I do not like Haas and the tired trope of Stewart Haas is they are a Better Bahari and they can't do Pit Stops Well. I feel that having both American Money and an American Base would be a Necessary Evil because if I'd wanted to see Floorboards Breaking, I'd want a Swamp Rat.

I'd rather have the Swamp Rat more than the Dallara! The Dallara Hating Trope has been Longer and Older than South Park! I am thinking it would be a Nightmare Trying to Tell the Williams or the McLaren Story as a Museum and not as a De Facto Racing Team.


Monday, July 19, 2021

It Would Be Funnier if Formula One was Actually F1 2021!

 It would be funnier if Formula One was Actually F1 2021 and instead of dumping Buckets on Top of Buckets of Corruption Money, we'd have actual Wealth, actual Educators, and those who'd be suspiciously un and undereducated playing "Who Wants to be a Zillionaire?" like I was circling the Studio.

Where it would not be that funny is my hate for Alfa Romeo and how Valtteri Bottas jumped from one end of Mopar to another end of Mopar and Mick Schumacher has to be a Ferrari or his talents would rot at the Vine. I would not stand for Haas transferring the keys to Mazepin and his Delinquent Father, especially if I cannot stand for a Russian F1 Team.

Morally and ethically, I would play up Hinchcliffe and Hunter Reay in Formula One like we'd need ambassadors in the Rich Man's Sport. I don't know if I'd be happy with Mopar if they changed from Alfa Romeo Tomorrow, because I'd hate them for abandoning the Sport of Stock Car Racing.

I'd praystarve not just an American Formula One Hero, but, an American Woman Formula One Hero, and an African or Other Minority American Formula One Hero into our World, especially if I am sick and tired of not Winning and always having to settle! 

If Formula One was actually F1 2021, I'd love getting a kick out of having actual Heroes battle actual Heroes for Every Position! I don't want to settle and give it a few years, we will have more than one Formula One Team and more than One USGP.

I don't know if it has to come to a Trump Ethic where somebody either has to lose and it is not me or somebody has to just lose it and lose it big just to do anything and everything and I feel that having respect for Sports Cars or Rich People is the Law in attracting Formula One.

Sunday, July 11, 2021

Why Not Expand Formula One through Formula E?

 I feel that Formula One is due for a True Expansion and the best way through that is through Formula E. Formula E has the only major 1st Division Race within the New York City Area and I am still salty over Englishtown.

My main area of focus is focusing on Multiple United States Grand Prix and Multiple Formula One Teams through the United States. It would free up Indy Car and I'd think the answer would be that.

I would think that the Overcrowding is we don't need Mazepin or Worse and that would be the problem, if I don't keep seeing the Best of the Best, TV Ratings and Attendance would flop.

We don't need a Worst of Sports like Murray Walker would spin in his grave. He is the Dean of Sports Car and Formula One Racing and the self-defense mechanism of having Sports Car Racing as a Rich Man's Sport to deter Collars like I haven't had many Positive Highlights in My Lifetime.


Thursday, June 10, 2021

What Would Happen if We Let Anyone into Formula One?

 I wonder, instead of having to sink GDP to race Formula One and bring International Shame, I wonder if anyone and I mean literally anyone raced Formula One? I would think it would be the Racing Equal of being 3 Feet from the Plane and it would be a nightmare.

It would be a nightmare that you'd talk yourself into a Program, be Just a Kid From No Nowhere, and instead of having a Local Legion of Fans, you startle and make people wonder. And, not always in a good way, either.

If it was running blistering Qualifying Laps and then you try to do the same thing in Racing, and the Car Falls Apart, people would notice the gargantuan mockery of reliability. You'd be fined for blowing engines prematurely and every weekend is exactly the same, where you max out the quality of your equipment like a Racing Cedar Rapids Jefferson, and your on Bucket Brigade to weld parts.

It hurts everything from Socials to Merchandising and Real People who'd want to be in Formula One would actually join Formula One just to bring some pride back in the Sport. You'd think of some bizarre stuff, like having to bribe the vendor with Twinkies and Bourbon for Car Parts, and that is knowing that you wouldn't have the money.


Wednesday, June 2, 2021

Cagney, Lacey, and Mazepin

 Bear with me in how my extension of how Cagney, Lacey and Mazepin would make an oddball trifecta. I would extend on Last Night having to explain how Lance Stroll would do more Financial Moves to get what he wants, and I don't know if he or anyone else would want an unceremonious buyout of Sebastien Vettel, who did a Fangio Championship all in a Row.

It would be dangerous and if it was Cagney, Lacey and Mazepin, it would be a more demented L Word where Mazepin couldn't hide his Perverted Behavior. Having a Pervert on and off hours would be dangerous and out of hand.

We do not realize that the L Word helped give us 2 Broke Girls, Girls and a bunch of other shows. I don't necessarily want to veer from Network TV, which was Bountiful, Wonderful and Beautiful, to Formula One to Pay TV where I wouldn't pounce on The Sopranos or Boardwalk Empire, but, I would pounce on the L Word and Girls on DVD.

The real one I would want is Jessica Hawkins in a Formula One Seat and if I was General Manager, I would want Sarah Moore or Sabre Cook in a Formula One Seat, especially if it was bonus points in having a prim Proper Division LGBTQ Woman and an American and a Woman in a Formula One Seat in the same time.

Sadly, that is not how most General Managers function. They'd take extortion money to stay afloat and that is worse than paying more than what Carroll Shelby won in 1960 at LeMans just to take the seat and win at LeMans.

I'd be a Tiger, or better yet, Panther on wanting to pounce all over opportunity. I don't know if I would have inadvertently started a discussion, even in a time where we'd shut down anything from The Talk, To Varying Ethnic Matters, Not Classifying Things as 2 Bad Things for Legal Reasons, Not Having another Warren Commission, among others. 

I don't know if it would be Sarah Moore vs. George Russell for the Win, but, I'd have a feeling the International Community is not as supportive or familial as most of us at home. I am not here to say "You Go Girl" or "Pokemon You Go Girl", but, I really want quality, character and keeping our cars safe.

Sunday, May 30, 2021

Jessica Hawkins Should Be In Formula One Right Now!

 I feel that I am looking high and low for Jessica Hawkins being in Formula One Right Now better than Aisha Tyler in the Friends Reunion! Speaking of high and low, I am mad that Lance Stroll is being Lance Stroll and worse, he is focused about the color of his car. 

I'd think either a full time 3rd Car or having to uproot either Lance Stroll or Sebastien Vettel, which Vettel peaked his Fangio with Red Bull, and having him due an All Time Great with the Wrong Team haunts his career.

I hate Alfa Romeo since they enabled the Indy Car Split, and at Mercedes, you'll always be under Lewis Hamilton's Shadow. I am thinking with Haas, they'd have to get Mick Schumacher to a Better Team Pronto, which would not be a popular move, and having to push Amana into having an Indy Car Hero like 93 Til Infinity was stuck on the loop.

I am thinking J. Cole on Loop, and the truth is I am not wanting another International All Star entering the Indy Car Scene. What I don't feel comfortable about Haas is not necessarily Gene Haas, but, Guenther Steiner is a Problem to Women.

It comes back to attracting Sponsors and Haas F1 is in an archrivalry with Mike Harmon for who is hiring worse people. The check is not a Trump Card and what is worse, people's decorum or lack of it catches up with them.

This is where the Formula Clone gives an opportunity, but, without that Formula Clone, we'd have a Breakneck Road to Formula One.

Thursday, May 27, 2021

What would happen if Nearly Every Formula One Team came from the United States?

 I would wonder if instead of just one Formula One Team came from the United States, nearly every Formula One Team came from the United States? And, here is the kicker, what if half the roster was Women, too?

I would throw in a kicker when it is too easy to be a punter, which is currently what is up and down. I would think save for Ferrari and Red Bull, it would make a different split on IndyCar on having it be a proper Oval Series and it would make a different drink in not having Daddy's Crash tie up College.

Stroll, Mazepin, and Latifi, better known as the Daddy's Cash Club, make up the nuisance on National and International Racing and people would want their jobs one way or another and they do get emotional about their resume. 

Or, better yet, if half the roster was Women, lets say that half was Minority Women? It would be "their" heroes and I don't know if having to have In State Heroes with Iowa High School Alumnas in truth joining the scene and it would not be a flaky McLaren Team.

Speaking of different drinks, I wonder if the dangerous All Star Celebrity Jeopardy in all of this is the Atlantic Series would restrengthen in the Auto Racing Community again and I would think the Road Home would have unintended consequences, like Formula Ford having Career Records in the United Kingdom or Europe, instead of just all time great names.

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

There is No Merit Division Rookies in Open Wheel This Year

 Even though I am late to the party, but, the one thing I have noticed in Formula One and Indy Car This Year is there are no Real Merit Division Rookies in Open Wheel this year.  The merit would be Germany getting on Mick Schumacher's Team Case.

I'd feel disappointed that there is not more to pass around, and we'd have another scenario of Alex Zanardi, Greg Moore and Tony Stewart in 3 Years and Worse, that would be Worldwide Hero, The Iceberg of the Earnhardt Report and NASCAR Hall of Famer to you!

It wouldn't all go in the wash like Jimmie Johnson not being a Chevrolet to make the quest for the Indy Car Series completely full circle. But, the Whole World hates Nikita Mazepin and his Women Problems.

People want to watch Formula One and enjoy their Weekends. I don't know if everyone shares the Smell The Roses ethic, but, Mazepin is Pinning Mass Production Globally.The Harry Potter in the Formula One Scene, Lewis Hamilton has had Win 100 Delayed and Scott Dixon's Tying and Passing Mario Andretti would be a stir to the Traditional Open Wheel Community.

I would think we would get our Sprint Car Hero in Indy Car to make their Long Beach and Toronto debut, or better yet, their Superspeedway Debuts.

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Nikita Mazepin, Please Don't Become an Owner-Driver-Townley

 Nikita Mazepin has been THE Joke in Formula One like it has been THE Tara or THE Monica, except he is making Russia a Farce Again and Russia's Dirty Money makes the Pony Express seem like a Sunday Picnic. Even though I'd hate Haas F1 to the Point I'd want an All Local Formula One Team, just to beat Haas, but, I can't hack the Owner-Driver- John Wes Townley Angle.

It would be like taking the Windvow Route, except instead of planning parties, people see plain, clear and Rachel's Baby, Cradle and All is that your Social Awkwardness is very visible.

Beautiful Women and Small Children do not want Inappropriate! Relatable, yes, but, this would be having to plant Spencer Massey in the Seat where he can't control his Alcohol or Anger and the only way he could be in a seat is to be paid or with another Hall of Famer.

We have too many Tylers and their behavior is worsening like never before. People work for their Seats, On or Offline. I don't think Chase Briscoe will either be lending his Firesuit or Getting His Passport Ready for the Monaco Grand Prix, either.

This is a Mystery Rider to Nowhere with people not knowing what to do. Haas has been the example of freeloading off Top Flight Chassis that would make Mike Harmon look reasonable with his Credit Report.

I am thinking for International Intrigue, they are going to command Nikita Mazepin be Drug Tested, and not just because people where mad he stole the Open Wheel Record like Shane Hmiel. Shane Hmiel is the Kyle Busch BEFORE Kyle Busch and he smoked the limits of Good Equipment and Stock Car Racing to no end.

I am thinking Michael Waltrip is a lot of things and I don't think he'd want Mazepin either.

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