You Can't Have Nobody Hitting or Raping 20 Women On Your Team!

 I feel in response to Deshaun Watson, you can't have nobody Hitting or Raping 20 Women on Your Team! That is a real issue, and a real Self-Esteem Problem for those Working and Living Everyday in that Office!

It is a Craven Matter and I'd feel it is the F You, Pay Me Ethic, except, what is messed up is Deshaun Watson keeps smelling like a Rose when Women are Functionally Disabled!

What is functional is the Cleveland Browns are Dysfunctional and having to settle for Jacoby Brissett is messed up. And what is wilder is having a Bryan Cushing Injury deter a Sure Fire Super Bowl Glory a Decade Ago and no one on the Houston Texans Song is On the Team.

Fundamentally, If I was the Owner of the Quad City Steamwheelers and the Angry Calls kept coming in, I am not going to be a Happy Man. 

This is not about the Battleship Steamwheeler and Goats and All Time Greats would be Cut and Dry, but, they conduct themselves in Public Better. They don't get Bailed Out of Prison all the time, either.

Scapegoat Culture

 I feel that one of the things that the Houston Texans are guilty of is having a Scapegoat Culture. Even with JJ Watt out of town and Deshaun Watson on Vacation more than having a Serious Legal Pickle, their should have been Fight in the Fighting Texans. Instead, there was not one commitment "Things are Going to Get Better" from anyone in the Office.

This would piss off everyone in the 713 Krishna and Beyond. This is not a Joke and they have quit 2 Straight Coaches more than the Coaches Quitting on Them. With JJ Watt, they'd at least have the Look and Feel of a Contender, and not looking loafish like the Jefferson J-Hawks.

I'd feel the Miami Dolphins quit Brian Flores the Instant they knew they weren't going to be Playoff Bound. The Spook Run was all good and fun, but, you'd have an Old Days People aren't Creeped Out, or have to evade from. No one really wants to bring up New England's Old Days other than the Samuel Adams Logo, which was the Only Common Equalizer of their Chaotic Early Days.

Everyone wanted the Jets to keep Kelly Green, more than the Green Apple Styled Green, but, I am mad the Dolphins should at least win a Playoff Game because the 305 Krishna and Beyond has a Stronger Complex than when the Wisconsin Man and His Family had in the 1970's and 1980's.

For real, there has to be a Severe Scapegoat Culture instead of developing another Grambling.

Why on Earth We are Reenacting More China Snydromes than Homer Simpson?

 For starters, Why on Earth are We Reenacting More China Snydromes than Homer Simpson? I feel madder than a Wet Hen Sports are NOT Everything, even though I'd want to be on my Gary Gaines, but, instead, I want to be on my Gable or Branstad.

I feel that China Snydromes would bring your Family and Family Name Shame, so why are we dancing Violently with them? I feel very hurt that for Starters, I would want a Cold Hard Pugilist be Enforcer more on my Hockey Team than a 120 Goal Scorer for Fun, but, that would deter the Women's Community.

This would make a very Interesting Treehouse of Horror/Standalone Simpsons Episode Arc. The problem is the Writers and Animators would be Held Down by a Massive Workload. 

I would have petitioned Canton to bring back the Houston Oilers. I feel that Cal McNair has Football Ownership all Wrong and it is getting very tiring.

Can't the League Shut Down the Deshaun Watson Trade?

 The Philadelphia Eagles have not hid from a Mid 1970's Baltimore Colts, a Post Ice Bowl Green Bay Packers and 1999 Dallas Cowboys Teenage Wasteland that still eats up North Texas. I feel the League has to owe a Right to Shut Down the Deshaun Watson Trade, because nothing would be gained by Jalen Hurts being a Hurt Locker and Philadelphia would get nothing back for their troubles.

Deshaun Watson's Criminal Case is an active Criminal Investigation and a lot of that docket would be coming out of Harris County. I feel all options should and would be on the table, because the heat the Eagles took for taking Michael Vick literally seconds out of Prison is too much.

I am not seeing the Beasts of the East and I'd think Dallas being Undefeated to the Super Bowl would carry more weight than before like it was McDonald's at the Olympic Village and being a Civilian, too, and I feel that I am not okay with the Flagship Division being smoking hot trash.

Why is it the Houston Texans Let the Wrong Players Go?

 I feel like I would want to see the Houston Texans raise the Super Bowl Banner, something its predecessor never did. But, I really wonder why is it the Houston Texans let the Wrong Players Go?

In the least, they do not have their own Hall of Famers, and the Texans are wandering longer in the tooth than the Oilers. It is a madcap furiousness that eats up everyone in Houston.

I can't get why JJ Watt left, and Deshaun Watson is still sliming the league. I feel that America should get wise to Deshaun Watson's Legal Troubles because they are too much and too many.

The current Texans Brass has no First Round Picks and the Tunsil Trade was not a Joy to Texans Fans. I have wanted the Houston Oilers back, and Reliant has not gotten out of its own way through the years.

It has an impact on Texas Football and how they learn from Bottom to Top.

The Houston Texans Public Relations Nightmare Keeps Rolling!

 I feel that the Houston Texans Public Relations Nightmare Keeps Rolling! Everybody knows that JJ Watt tailed it to Arizona to do the Same Thing he did in Houston, and Deshaun Watson will likely wind up in Prison before the Season is Over. For the 20th Season of Texans Football, at least have some bonds, or Unlikely Super Bowl Victories that would have been heralded every day like it was Cy-Fair a Few Years Ago.

The truth is, I'd think people are voting with Merchandise, and that would push the Pro Football Hall of Fame to revive some of these Old Teams again. This is a nightmare, and I'd think one ownership scenario in the Los Angeles Chargers would have to have a Stipulation Sale just to force NFL Expansion and the San Diego Chargers back in business.

I feel that the Inmates Running the Asylum is Painful and True. Duane Brown did not have a Law Enforcement Rap Sheet, but, it hit like 10 Freight Trains to just trade him to Seattle for Dirt. In the history of the Astrodome, you had AJ Foyt, Billie Jean King, Nolan Ryan, Earl Campbell, Warren Moon, and the Wounding Final Scene in Friday Night Lights, among other things!

And, speaking of other things, you'd have Travis Scott disrespect the people that Worked and Enjoyed Astroworld to the Point of Defense! I'd feel that Reliant (Original Name) Stadium was State of the Art without pushing the limits of function.

It is not all alright in H-Town as you'd go from Dynasty in the Making to Can't Get Out of their Own Way (FOR WHAT?) and you wouldn't have an Honest Vote Astros in Cooperstown in the same way as the All Star Game, and going from being All Time Great Every Year Until You Run Out Of Gas Only to Swagger Jack in the Process, and the Texans Problems is a Public Relations Nightmare.

I don't think that the Deep Steel Blue and Liberty Reds have the problems of having someone play with the phones. No, no, no, it is far more serious than that. If the Texans where thoughtful, they'd Draft Home, and they'd keep the pipeline from going to Alabama or Clemson.

Houston People wear their Flag and their Town like a Badge of Honor. and I do not see a Single Bull on Parade, which JJ Watt was that, and not a Single Derrick Unit, should we revive the Oilers. It is madness, and it is not getting better.

Aaron Rodgers is Going to Retire to Jeopardy! as Deshaun Watson will likely be in Jail

 The NFL Draft is not a take over the Bars like the Election, which the barflies bitterly complain about. I feel like the Wheels on the Bus have to be Aaron Rodgers is going to Retire to Jeopardy as Deshaun Watson will likely be in Jail before this is all over.

I do not want Aaron Rodgers to be hurt and even though I wouldn't chug beers with him and I would have a different athlete I'd want to chug beers with, but, this is not the forum. The forum is the Packers being on Favre Mode for 30 Years and the Texans royally kicking their 20th Season to the Point I want the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the USOC to restart the Houston Oilers.

We are not sly enough to reinvest in PBS even if the check is in the mail. What I feel mad about is Aaron Rodgers having to be a Plan B in the East Bay because Deshaun Watson is going to Jail, they can't egg on Jacksonville for Trevor Lawrence, and Aaron Rodgers would be a nightmare.

I feel that Aaron Rodgers not returning to Green Bay has to do with the Jeopardy! Angle.

NFL 100th Season Predictions

I wanted to try to let space develop after the NFL Draft for good reason, especially when none of the AFC South was at where they at in the Early 1980s and the League Historical Society would take more than 30 Minutes.

National Football Conference
West
1 Seattle  2
2 LA Rams
3 Arizona
4 San Francisco

I feel the people I am the least thrilled, and that is generous, is Kyler Murray being a Football Cardinal, which either would throw for 7000 Yards or heaven forbid, Clipperize and steal top pick after top pick. And, Nick Bosa being a 49er is not real accepted.

North

1 Green Bay 4
2 Minnesota
3 Chicago
4 Detroit

I feel like having to say all of it is based on the fact Da Bears would be stuck with an unlikely and an unlikely year ending how it did. I feel Matt Nagy is not quite a strong enough leader, and I feel the sooner they find this out in Chicagoland, the better. I don't think I'd want to unexpected tangent, but, Super Mario Matt Patricia's Collar Issues that kept him from the League as a player would come back up as the Lions have no accountability and need to win a Playoff Game formally, and I feel Super Mario is in the way of that.

East

1 NY Giants 3
2 Dallas
3 Philadelphia
4 Washington

I find even with No Odell, I would put the Giants up top because I feel Zeke is negotiable, Wentz being a draft burn in Both the Twin Cities and Cleveland, and the Current Day Redskins being out a leadership position as Alex Smith would be just as pure and expensive Trade Bust as Albert Haynesworth, who they still have 22 More Months of Paydays.

South

1 Atlanta 1
2 New Orleans 5
3 Carolina 6
4 Tampa Bay

Every bit of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Medicine Show has to be on Jameis Winston. They tolerated Warren Sapp until they couldn't, and they couldn't have kept Tony Dungy to this Day. But, I feel the serious reason for why the Buccaneers are on the Road is because of Infamous Jameis.

American Football Conference

West
1 Denver 4
2 Kansas City
3 LA Chargers
4 Oakland

The Chiefs having to waste a 20-20 on Character leaves nothing good. I mean, we do not have a 5 Year Tight End Set to match Unitas's Baltimore Colts and I feel like as a Ninja, or Sportsman, we'd have to focus that corner out. And, I think the Raiders would be a de facto #1 Pick and I'd feel they'd need to pick a Big Guy 1st.

North

1 Cincinnati 2
2 Baltimore
3 Pittsburgh
4 Cleveland

I am thinking the Bengals would have a Greater Deal of Success under a New Head Coach and Coaching Staff.

East

1 Buffalo 3
2 Miami 5
3 New England
4 NY Jets

I really wanted to see the Miami Dolphins finish Undefeated, but, I feel that the real cover in that was Josh Rosen being traded to Miami. Even though I am calling each spade equally, but, I think the whole purpose would be having fun.

South

1 Houston 1
2 Jacksonville 6
3 Indianapolis
4 Tennessee

The Texans would win Home Field Throughout in the AFC This Season.

Wild Card Weekend

6 Carolina 7 7 0 0-14
3 NY Giants 0 0 10 7-17

6 Jacksonville 0 0 0 0-0
3 Buffalo 7 7 7 0-21

5 Miami 7 0 7 7-21
4 Denver 3 7 0 0-10

5 New Orleans 14 0 8 0-22
4 Green Bay 7 8 0 8-23
Division Championship
3 NY Giants 0 7 0 0-7
2 Seattle 7 0 7 7-21

4 Green Bay 0 0 0 0-0
1 Atlanta 7 14 25 7-53

3 Buffalo 0 0 7 0-7
2 Cincinnati 7 7 0 7-21

5 Miami 0 0 0 0-0
1 Houston 7 7 0 7-21
Conf. Championship
2 Seattle 7 7 0 0-14
1 Atlanta 21 0 7 7-35

2 Cincinnati 13 0 7 0-20
1 Houston 7 7 0 7-21
Super Bowl LIV
Atlanta 14 8 0 7-29
Houston 7 0 16 0-23

Houston Pro Teams at UT Austin Should Be On the Table

I feel that the short term home until we have a plan and a strategy for Houston Sports Homes is University of Texas at Austin. I feel that it would only be fair to have a single temporary home for a while post-Harvey for Houston Rockets, Houston Dynamo, Houston Texans and the Houston Astros.

Morally, I feel there should be a compass here, especially if we didn't have Chicago or Chicagoland in commission in the future. But, I feel, we need to decide early where, when and what to roll, especially if we had to play games in or play school in, which the 2nd is not always realistic.

I feel one huge piece later on is the inevitable demolition for the Astrodome. I feel the Astrodome Demolition Plan needs to include these things: Expansion of the Preexisting NRG Stadium to make it a Houston Equal to Michigan Stadium, Calling the Astrodome Houston's Valley Ranch and Houston Football Hall of Fame to omnibus Oilers History back to Texas and to have Houston Pro Football Return as the Oilers, too.

Goodell doesn't exude the same cooperation as Tagliabue. I feel like, too, as a hardworking Sportsman, I only feel its fair to look at all options on the table.