What to Do if Sooner Magic and the Commander In Chief Crossed Paths?

 I would feel On Edge as a Society if we had a Bachelor President. For starters, our Economy would Just Lose It and I would be Picked from the Couch to Work. The thought of having a President run like Barry Switzer's Oklahoma Sooners would be Problematic.

People would have a Triple Bypass if We'd Go Further Down the Tubes on Class and Luxury. And, I would think that Our President does not care or has no interest caring is Worrying.

What would bother me is Bouncing Off the Walls from Plenty of Gimmes to Plenty of Nothing in One Fell Swoop. We'd be more Out of Hand than Dennis the Menace and People Won't Take Scumbags in their Fold.

We Can't Hide that Mr. Trump is a Worse Magician than he is a Person, and his Kindergarten Cop Methodology is Wearing Us Out, especially when we'd already be On Edge on Preparedness like another Vietnam.

Having too many Low Blows causes way more Problems than they Solve, especially when we'd have nothing on our own.

It's Not Child's Play When Adults Do their Jobs Correctly!

 If a Leader has an Unhealthy Fixation for Young and Hip Women or Straight Up Menaces in the Studio, that is a Problem. And, allegedly, it's not Child's Play When Adults Do their Jobs Correctly.

I would Scream at Those 70's Vibes (I'd Be Born in 1985) and instead of Different, or Even Different and Better Adults, we'd fall into a Trap. What you can't repair is Reckless.

We'd run into the Turn of the Millennium like we'd Run Out of Generation X. (Allegedly, we'd rush what's left already and leave me and My Peers with the Circus like Barnum and Bailey).

I'd like the Longtime Wisconsin Man "Everything for the Kids" Vibe when things Got Edgy. The problem in that, is Kids don't see Other Kids be interested in Harvard or Yale.

I don't think we'd benefit with Keeping Cartman Around. Even though Certain CBS Affiliates wanted to Go Back to Local Programming instead of Colbert, but, what's certain is a Healthy Last Place 5:30 and the Evening News would be More of a Fighting Word than Now.

I'd benefit finding the Next Toolman, and what would be a Crime is having to Outlower 2009, and the Spinelessness in Letting Go of Doctor Odyssey was Swarmy, and that's putting it mildly.

One of the Worst Character CBS Moves Post-Moonves is keeping any Version of "The Big Bang Theory" around in Space.

07252025 Commissioner's Classic Bonus Games for November 18th

 Next Week will be my Double Feature of the College Football Preseason Poll and Preseason Playoff Predictions, as without further ado, here are my Bonus Games for November 18th

Cincinnati 21 0 7 0-28 7-35

Louisville 13 8 0 7-28 13-41

Texas A and M 10 0 7 0-17

Texas Tech 7 7 0 7-21

Arkansas 0 0 0 0-0

Baylor 13 10 7 3-33

TCU 7 0 3 3-13

North Texas 3 7 0 0-10

Grambling 0 0 0 0-0

SMU 10 7 3 3-23

@ Arlington

Does the UFL Care at All?

 I am casting an Open Callout on Does the UFL Care at All? I feel Jettisoning the USFL Division is an Embarrassing Cry for Help and that would make the Pro Football Hall of Fame be an Intermediary.

I would not be happy the UFL Only Exists for Fox, and that's just being Sly. Speaking of Sly Foxes, Fox has No Plan with the Smackdown Slot.

What is Criminal is the Arena Football League is in No Hurry to Return, especially after the Fiasco of the 2024. I would be livid about the Lack of Development Zones and I would think the Non Division I Gateway from 2024 would be longer than 2019.

In reality, Next to No One Outside the Football Bowl Subdivision had any Games in Calendar Year 2020 and the continuity is a Thorny Issue. 

07182025 Week of November 11th Commissioner's Classic Bonus Games

 This would be my Mockup of the Veterans Day Slate of Commissioner's Classic Bonus Games and there'd be No Let Up on the Intensity. And, without Further Ado, here are my Results...

Missouri 10 0 0 7-17

Illinois    7 3 3 7-20

@St. Louis

Not only is it the 30th Birthday of the Dome, but, it would solve an Analog Never where Illinois has Never Won in St. Louis against Missouri.

Texas Tech 13 7 7 0-27

Arkansas   0 7 0 7-14

@ Little Rock

These would be the Last 2 Southwest and Prior Conference Hexes dating back to the Old Southwest Conference and Texas Tech would make Everyone in the Southeast and Southwest sharpen their Strategy.

Georgia 10 0 3 0-13

Clemson 8 3 0 3-14

This would be a Potential National Championship Preview if Done Properly 

Boston College 10 7 7 0-24

Penn State         0 0 0 0-0

This Matchup would be More Consequencial than that of Penn State and Syracuse.

Memphis 7 0 0 0-7

Cincinnati 0 0 7 7-14

I would still feel the River Cities Rivalries should be Annual and In Conference.

If You Know Your Crazy Uncle Can't Work at a Family Brand, He Shouldn't Be Doing High Level Discussions

 Nothing gets under my skin like Conference Realignment and NIL. And, as a Public Service Announcement, if your Crazy Uncle Can't Work at a Family Brand, he Shouldn't Be Doing High Level Discussions.

Instead, that would make the Public Howl at the NCAA, which would have Nightmares and then Some of the 1970's and 1980's. As a Fan, I would be a Stickler about wanting NIL to be Repurposed for Building Programs from Nowhere or Elevating Club Sports to Varsity.

Usually, if Someone Transfers Serially or Has No Respect for Women's Sports, or Even the Actual Women's Community, they are not worth your time or your money. High Level Discussions Exist for a Reason, and that Reason is Not Everyone Gets Involved in them.

Alarmingly, we'd have too many "Too Cool for School" Characters and not enough Serious Book Craftsmen and Craftswomen to count. Student Loans would Drain the Moneymaking Abilities of these Places and People Want to Enjoy their Teams and Windsprint through the Future like the Drake Relays.

07112025 Week of November 4th Commissioners Classic

 I promised everyone 2 Weeks Back I'd Bring the Commissioner's Classic back after the July 4th Sojourn and I am delivering and without further ado, here are my Mock Results

MN Duluth 7 0 3 0-10

Minnesota 0 8 0 3-11

St. Thomas(MN) 7 0 0 7-14 7-21

St. John's (MN) 0 7 7 0-14 13-26

"Tommies-Johnnies"

Missouri 10 0 3 0-13

Iowa State 8 3 0 3-14

"Telephone Trophy"

Oklahoma 10 0 0 0-10

Nebraska 7 3 3 0-13

"State Pride"

SMU 10 7 3 3-23

Texas 0 3 0 7-10

Nebraska's Sellout Streak is On Life Support!

 Nebraska's Sellout Streak is On Life Support and that is a Problem! I'd know it would be a Problem when no one is that interested in Kansas City like it was Mahomes, and a Virtual Home Game to boot. I would not jump up and down on Aaron Judge's Locker.

Well, for all intents and purposes, Since 2020, the Sellout Streak has been on Life Support. And, with one of the worse ways to Disguise a Full House is to give Students and Other Community Members Tickets that wouldn't otherwise Get Them. It would be better than having Empty Metal, but, that still is not flattery.

Education is acting like Nebraska owes them Money! I'd be feeling that way with HOW they Scuttled the Tennessee Series, and Troy Dannen and Matt Rhule have a Nasty Habit for Doing the Right Thing for the Wrong Reasons.

This would be the 1st Year That the 2019-2021 COVID-19 Retainer is not in Commission, and there'd be HUGE Gaps in People's Recruiting. What would sting is a Lot of the Big Ten Powerhouses are not up to par to match the hype and the trouble they'd cause.

Does the WNBA have any Comprehension for Anything?

 I feel that the WNBA does not have the Comprehension for having Someone 10 Times the Size of Tammi Blackstone in Caitlin Clark, and worse, they don't have the Comprehension for Anything. Sophie Cunningham is Big Mad She Doesn't Get Her Young and Hip Options, but, highkey, She is Very Insecure.

My hair would be On Fire if Caitlin Clark became a Recluse when She Hit the Blackstone Sisters Ages. And, worse yet, I would have felt Mother's Day in the WNBA had Tammi and or Kerri elected to go down that road.

The reality is we'd be in a Supernova. Turning Every Woman into a Fashionista, Senorita and an Athlete would be Mammoth, and people forget they are doing their Jobs.

The feeling of the Connecticut Sun being out of Business would change Women's Sports Forever and lastly, I would lose my mind if Khia Stokes is Out of a Job and Don't Even Try to Get Me Started on having to support a Two Bit and a Joker.

Just because we'd have more power than Batman, Superman, Spider Man and the Incredible Hulk put together doesn't mean we can or will know how to prove it responsibly.

28 Days Until the College Football Poll

 It will be 4 Weeks Until the College Football Poll and I would base my Strategy Initially on the Border War. The Whole Pretense of Missouri being Preseason Favorite is a Lot of Programs have gotten carried away on the Tabloids.

I wouldn't automatically put a DMX-ian Hat Trick of Border Wars on the Ground when I make my Preseason Predictions for the Championship. In what is going on my 27th Postseason, I'd always have been, always will be more relentless about the Championship than Others Care About their Seasons.

I've never had New Mexico, New Mexico State, Kentucky or Duke from 1999's Division IA in my Postseason. Immediately after this Year's National Championship of College Football, I'd lock in on my Communications for a Division I National Championship of College Football.

It Will Be A Miracle for Lucas Oil and World Of Outlaws Late Models Car Counts to Stay in the 20's At Years End Combined

 Even without Spencer Hughes's Arrest for Sexual Assault, the Car Counts of the Full Season Camps of the Real American Beer World of Outlaws Late Model Series and the Lucas Oil Late Model Series already had people on edge. And, generally, the Car Counts hold their Own after the Midwest Dirt Tracks stop being hard and defrost for the Spring.

Even though Dirt Late Model is not my beat, but, there is nothing funny about having to pull your card during Eldora to Eldora Crown Jewel Season. It is not even a Calendar Year after Agent 0 and not even a Full Season, and to have Someone's Personal Life, Judgment and Manhood all make a Toxic Stew is more Sickening than hearing about the President or Even Having Relatives in 6 Years because they don't have Health Insurance and are not moving on up.

The principle of the Card is For Health Insurance and Other Catastrophic or Worse Injuries. What is revolting and frightening in Short and Dirt Track America is they don't have the Full Safeties as The Cup or XFinity Series.

It's 4th of July Weekend, and I'm not a Drinker, but, I'd rather have Cold Ones over Great A-Mains than Behind the Scenes Junk. I still miss, as an Iowan and an Eastern Iowan, having the Deery Brothers Summer Series and a tangible legacy for the Busch Grand National All Star Tour, which brought Slings and Arrows at the Playground and Other Places, and that's before the Busch Grand National Series had Taters and Toast from Coast to Coast.

The worst in all this, is not that long ago, Robert Yates sent Winston Cup Parts and People to The Dirty, Filthy Hard Working and Even Harder Living Backroads of Dirt Track America, and I'd think with the ASA Revival taking Star, the dangerous thing is the Dirt Late Model Fans would see their Hero Get Promoted to the Cup Series. It is better than Arrests or Drugs, but, it is less enraging but still not as flattering.