Showing posts with label A Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade. Show all posts

Friday, December 23, 2016

Trading Joe Thomas to the Packers would be better than trading for Tony Romo, How It Would Work

I feel I have unsecretly made it no secret that trading Joe Thomas to the Packers for a Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade just to get Cleveland a 2nd Pick to match the draft pick Green Bay would get in a Joe Thomas Homecoming as a 4 Draft Year 2 for 1 Special and to go deep in the future in 2025 off this deal.

Joe Thomas is the only monetary tradable piece off these putrid Cleveland Browns. I would have a problem with Cleveland trying to trade for him for Tony Romo only because it would unwillingly involve Wisconsin front and center. Instead, here is how my "Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade" Go Down Early and Often.

Word on the street is Cleveland Needs 1975 Dallas Cowboys Level Draft Picks to fill their program. For more than 1 Year. Everything about the Browns going winless makes me so upset like I had family in Cleveland, which in reality is my Middle and High School Classmate from Lisbon, that I'd move like everyday is UAB if the Browns went Winless.

In the 2017 to 2020 Seasons, Cleveland would get 14 Picks and Green Bay would get 7. The hull of Joe Thomas, the Athlete, would protect Aaron Rodgers Blindside and keep New England from taking their record before they got a chance to get to 10 Straight Playoffs. The  inevitability of Offense vs. Defense, The Civil War is inevitable.

The Browns would have 56 Picks and The Packers would have 28 Picks in those 4 Years. I feel 2017's Draft Board is a mixed up, messed up mystery and we ain't got to the money games. Both teams would need Picks to keep them ashore as Green Bay is a Small Market and can't get the disgruntled, big market free agents affordably.

In 2021, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 11 , Packers 7. By that point, Draft Picks from said eras would be prevelant to both Wisconsin and Northeast Ohio. I feel the Supplemental Draft will make a miracle comeback in the future, if not a better Arena Football and arenafootball2 League in their names, accepting no substitutes.

In 2022, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 10, Packers 7. I wonder if my readers would think I would have been mad enough to turn the laughingstock into the dynasty. And, with Free Agency being dulled into the nothing that athlete decisions happen on a whim and that is not okay in the 30 to 35 Year Old Sports Fan's Ethics.

In 2023, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 9, Packers 7. We would have had enough to fill an NFL Organization and leave enough backups in Northeast Ohio to  fill an expansion team of just my architecture by 2020. It would have taken 8 Years to fill the Packers Roster exclusively or near-exclusively with picks over this 1 Trade Alone nee Expansion Drafts.

In 2024, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 8, Packers 7. Joe Thomas would be a future Hall of Famer, if not already back in Ohio for the Pro Football Hall of Fame Ceremony. By this time, the Browns would have passed the Packers for World Championships, the all time lead.

In 2025, it'd be back to a 7-7 Tie for Picks. I don't have a total crystal ball in the future back in the future, but, a lot of fans want ACTION,ACTION,ACTION, ACTION, ACTION and oh yeah ACTION! Other than Green Bay making 10 Straight Playoffs 1st just to beat New England to the punch, I'd feel these picks have to be model citizens, athletes or entertainers as a Lambeau replacement at the future in the future needs to be needed at some point in this history of the future.

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Proud to want to actually take pride in Greatness

I feel in due time, if Kentucky Wildcats Football misses the Postseason, their Head Coaching Candidates will be from Northeast Iowa. This being in my sequelspiel in after Route 66 vs. Florida, A. Treating Ritsumeikan like Tennessee. B. Making sure November 15th, 2031 having SEC Football Titles and National Titles left and right and sideways. C. And the only sure way to win is put points so far up a comeback is no option.
I don't think I'd be proud of Cleveland wanting to have an 0-16 Parade. PROUD is not the 4th Winless Season, 1996 to 1998 Included and the 1st On the Books Winless. I feel if we had a waiver wire in Football, we'd make Joe Thomas this decade's Herschel Walker Trade and it would be Five Years of Green Bay Picks to the point they'd have to give an extra pick JUST for Green Bay and Wisconsin Citizens across the World.
I really, really, want to see Lazard and Campos stay 1 More Fall just so half the state has something to rally for, make money and be on the good side of the state again. If half the state stayed rallied over ONLY 2 People and a whole Iowa State Campus stayed rallied over 2 People like they blew out, shut out, and turned around and blew out and shut out Texas A and M, Iowa, Oklahoma, Alabama and not denying a San Jose State win IN San Jose in a big,bad, nasty way.
I am irritated just because there is no good time to say goodbye does NOT and will NOT mean amateurizing professionalism like if we are stars, they can't do nothing and the peons would have done havoc to us who needed to make money legit. And,  NO, a lot of us don't believe in that 70s Pithy and I don't love the disaccount and causing grand juries and government shutdowns left, right and left, but, these 6 Point Problems are NOT Okay and I never want to see any region as in pained as Southeast Iowa in the 1990s. The moral is, bad begets bad and we do need Student Athletes who are competent and not just scheming to fame.

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