What if Red Bull had the Nerve to promote Dan Ticktum?

I am having to think being devil's advocate in what if Red Bull bit open the nerve to promote Dan Ticktum, or in my Characterizing as Danny Ticked Off? It would make the Sports Car and Formula One fans quiver in sheer terrorizing terror that there's only one direction he'll go: FAST and would piledrive anyone for a win.

And, this is a scary thought where you have a mercurial and destructive talent firing away at Winning or Wrecking Badly. And, that is the reason he had his Global Motorsports Ban.

And, what's scarier, is you had him replacing the character who is part and parcel on Everybody's Problem Haas F1. I feel I am not in the characterization business just to be frivioulous, but, Dan Ticktum has only driven one way and one way only: TICKED OFF!

And, people would be ticked off even further at a Wingless Red Bull, for not just wasting Sebastien Vettel's All Time Greatness, but, for never, ever, no never ever knowing the meaning of the word conservative. And, I am bat-flippin' confident that people would start F1 Programs from the literal and liberal No-Nowhere just to Win big and bigger.