This Little Piggy Has a Lot to Say About Jason Jacoby Interfering With Aric Amirola's Retirement

 This Little Piggy has a Lot to Say About Jason Jacoby Interfering With Aric Amirola's Retirement Announcement! Other than having to go slur Dave "Godfather" Moody when Jason Jacoby was already banned for Good Reason, and Aric Amirola's Retirement Announcement is already emotional to begin with.

You don't just slur someone Popular's Senior Year and not just Popular, but, Popular Outside School Hours. But, Aric Amirola was Kyle Larson or Bubba Wallace before Kyle Larson or Bubba Wallace, and let that register.

3 Wins are Not Nothing and I'd be Bothered if there is not a Richmond Win Anywhere from Mr. Amirola.

I am thinking that the Case Files around this Woman Abusing Creep (Jason Jacoby) are growing by the day and I feel that it's Crystal Clear that Smoke is not the Most Popular Fellow in the Cup Garage, and his Presence molded a lot of other presences and not in a Good Way, either, like we are stuck with Buddy the Elf each Christmas.

I would not agree with Danica Patrick, but, I would never come to her like I am 6 Anywhere. I don't think Danica would appreciate or want that, and I feel that if Tony Stewart had to replace both Ford, Kevin Harvick and Aric Amirola in the Same Offseason, their'd be a Performance Falloff.

Is Clint Bowyer's Stewart Haas Future not going to be for long?

I feel like for as many engine failures Clint Bowyer keeps heaping in the NASCAR iRacing Pro Invitiational, I feel the real engine department at Stewart Haas could give him the short shift. I feel there are only two good options, Christopher Bell, or heaven forbid, Kyle Larson.

I am thinking over at Stewart Haas, they are having to build Smokes left and right. This is getting hazy and hazier because Aric Amirola has won once at Stewart Haas and Cole Custer is another Smoke. Tony Stewart does not do conservative and he is all the reason these bad habits have come up.

I would feel like in the Stewart Haas Zoo, Donny Schatz's 300th World Of Outlaws Win is all that is going on. I would feel like Smoke would be Smoke and get Larson out of NASCAR Suspension, and the sadness, is he would be at a point where'd he'd need money and he is becoming unhinged.

What is at Door Number 3 is Erik Jones, who'd jump from Smoke's Gibbs Car to Smoke's Car, which would be be no jump. The options over at Stewart Haas would be Oklahoma wanting Bell to Drive Ford and Win the Indianapolis 500, a Hot Tempered Misfit who'd waste his talent on the Smaller Races, and that would be even if we didn't see ghosts at Monza's Oval, and someone who'd spend his career in the Long Shadows.

I would feel someone would have to take out the trash in some matter or capacity because I do not see Kansas Clint going forward with Stewart, because his 2 Wins where not Original Day and Full Length with Stewart Haas.

It would be a product of the times, where you'd replace someone solid and doesn't cause problems other than become a joke for the sport, at the worst time, rather than someone who'd be a glorified transfer and cause problems then. I don't know if Clint Bowyer would ride from NASCAR Career Ironman to Danny Ongais when it came closer to Brickyard 400 Time, when real performances would be harder to find than decent Medicare Coverage.

I would find in no real amusement, we'd have a recommissioning of the Rocketman, and it would be anything but the Sweetest Dodger Stadium, and I feel like I'd rather have Krusty win in Kentucky before Noah Gragson wins again, and he'd still not be on the Myrtle Beach/South Boston Double Faculty.

What If Stewart Haas and Gibbs Held Firm On Their Rosters?

I'd like to wonder what if Stewart Haas and Gibbs both held firm on Clint Bowyer and Erik Jones? Clint Bowyer would finally get his Full Length Original Day Win and Erik Jones and Daniel Suarez would become a Cup Stars and Christopher Bell would be at Spire after Spire paid the last of their loans and became Toyota and Cole Custer was one of 3 Truck Series 10 Winners with Todd Gilliand and Hailie Deegan as Matt Crafton got freed up from Cleveland.

If we restarted the Driver of the Year with 3 XFinity 10 Winners and 3 Truck 10 Winners, everyone would be going off the wall. Imagine that.

What is nuttier is having to get Knoxville and Williams Grove with Road America and Montreal in the Truck Series. I feel when the Work Day is Done, would it still be time for the Silver Truck 250 at Phoenix?

There are too many things I can't control, and I feel like this could be another jump the gun on key decisions, like never really getting to see Furniture Row circle the drains, among other things. It would be more consequential to see another link to the Signature Stewart Haas 14 than the Gibbs 20, which is not the signature car of that organization.