Laurel, Hardy and Top Fuel

I don't know if David Hobbs would be elequent in an NHRA Drag Racing Booth, filling in for Tony Pedregon or Brian Lohnes, but, the things you don't want to see is a Laurel and Hardy Effort in Top Fuel, because those are the most serious cars with the most serious people.

I would love to just mindlessly Drag Race everyone's Head Faculty for War and for Fun. I would get a big kick out of that, even though I'd be closer to Alex Laughlin and his Gas Monkeys and Tony Stark than that of WJ, Jim Yates, and Tim Wilkerson, because of my emotional charge.

I would like to see Tony Schumacher retake the Top Fuel Start Column because even though Doug Kalitta is National Champion, but, I want the Top Fuel mark be rehelmed by a World Champion.

I couldn't hack Actors, Jobbers and Swear Words from Centerville. The Play Teacher Worship has to be dangerous and if we really banned the box, we'd hire all those hacks and then some to replace dignified, honest, hardworking Hall of Famers.

I hate to just spiel off about Unions like it is new, but, sadly, they've made work expensive and the other Pro Union-Anti Union War is scoundrels, scumbags and other scalawags wanting Shopping Money. The least I could ask is Instagrammers hawkishly hawking their wheres in Des Moines Roosevelt's Barn like it was a Flea Market.

I doubt the Head Teacher would indignantly take being beached by Stevie Fast or Steve Torrence, or heaven forbid, Spencer Massey, Tanner Gray or a Street Outlaw like they couldn't figure parts to save her life and career.

In 2 Summers, How Would Top Fuel and Funny Car The TV Series Look Like?

I really wonder in 2 Summers, how would Top Fuel and Funny Car the TV Series look like? I am trying to take it from 2 Directions, the TV Studio and the Actual, Physical, Warfaring Parts and Pieces Show.

I think in my wild blue thought process is having to make Qualifying Elimination Rounds like the lower leagues. I'd think it'd be a wild, unscripted family reunion of different kind of Nitro Cars.

Knowing with the dreadlocks of a Fox Sports West trying to take on the NHRA, I feel in the master plan is needing TV to redistribute the revenue. I wonder if we took on our majors like a made for TV Event like how the Indianapolis 500 would have to be designed?

Speaking of single winners, would Drag Racing Fans be acceptant of a Single Final Winner or would it go over as smoothly as an Elvis Sighting and the Track Promoter gets all kinds of aggravations and bluefaced embarassments? I feel like we'd need those discussions between the TV Show and the Racing Show without having to be put off and upset.

We are all World Class by now, but, I feel there has to be a census in buying your stuff. I feel like what is genuine is having to remake the grandstands, because those are always the people who buy tickets.