The USC of the South is Burning USC

 I can't help but notice that the USC of the South keeps burning Actual USC and that is a problem. Lane Kiffin, if he was not dismissed in the matter he was in South Central, he'd be leading the Men and Women of Troy into NCAA Hot Water.

It is not quite how the WCW Big Gold Signature Belt found its way to "Malcolm in the Middle"'s Plotline, but it is uncomfortable. USC needed an actual, no nonsense 1st Time Head Coach in College Football that would have Restarted the West.

But, no.

Actually, Ole Miss is stealing off of Southern California because there is no reason right now to Play for Los Angeles. And that is negatively affecting College Football. I don't know if the Phantom Email Address for Caleb Williams holds weight, but, he is playing into a Scenario where he'd be Dismissed from Oklahoma more than Transferring From Oklahoma.

This is a Liar Liar Scenario and those California Khakis are On Fire! Oregon is doubling down on their NCAA Problems and had Chip Kelly not flown East, he'd be dismissed.

Would Lincoln Riley's USC Act Superior to the Death Penalty?

 I would wonder if the most frightening thing in Sports is Acting Superior to the Death Penalty or acting like Consequences either for not a Properly Run Program or Properly Financed Program don't exist. I am thinking the realities of South Central LA in deterring neighborhood interest in their team, but, the whole City of Los Angeles actually having an interest in USC-UCLA as opposed to just Living in Los Angeles.

I would think the 2022 USC Trojans would be a Worse Program than what was found, and that would be a Proper Reaction. This is Sports in the American West and you'd get what you'd get for Stiffing Dean Blevins.

The emotions would be either I am staying because Caleb Williams is staying at Oklahoma or I am leaving because Caleb Williams is transferring to USC. What that would do in the Oklahoma City Market is bring back the Bad Old Habits of Oklahoma Sooners Football and not another Southern Iowa or a Pissed Fortune.

USC Trojans Football has been sick for 13 Years and the brevity of the Sickness would have no idea how deep or Unaware or Cavalier to the Death Penalty USC's Administration is. The truth is some of their Alumni is not on Speaking Terms, and that costs Scholarships and Money.

It would be expensive to Operate LA Olympic Memorial Coliseum with it being Majority Empty and their would be a Stand Off about having to motion a New Football Stadium when the Money Opens Up. It would begin and end with Players Transferring, Kids Transferring to USC where on the Hush Hush they where Creeps at their Old School.

The Olympics would get on USC's Case for a Replacement Coliseum. And, I would feel it would cost worse Money if they had to earn 2 Hard Death Penalty Years and that would carve right into the Baby Boomlet and by the time it was a Program Restart, it would be Conference Games Only for another 2 Years and by the Decade's End, it would start a lengthy roll on being a Homecoming Date for a Decade.

Wherever it would roam, it would be 10 Years or More Without a Conference Championship and the Olympic Stadium Push would bump Newer Energy next decade, but, it would not help USC the Program beyond a few key dates.

USC has a History of Getting Too Excited During Head Coaching Searches

 USC has exposed themselves for having a History of Getting Too Excited During Head Coaching Searches. I feel especially when they've deterred Legit Head Coaching Candidates in the Last 2 Head Coaching Searches.

I would feel angered that USC does not have a Legit Strategy and it smells. We can't change their Past, but, sadly, USC and their Overexcitement would crash the actual College Football Product on the Field of Play. 

The Trojans have not had a 10 Year Conference Hex quite yet, but, it is dangerous to egg them on that path. USC has not been an Athletic Director's Champion in a While and that Blood in the Water has been taken advantage of Nationally.

I don't think it helps the Student Body not knowing that USC has leadership.

What USC Needs Out of their Next Football Coach!

 I feel if I was giving out my Hard Earned Money to USC, which I am not, sadly, I'd look at some of these Key Things:

1. You are Not Going to Go With an Interim!

This is mainly because that the angst of botching both the 2013 and 2015 Searches, with both of them involving Prank Calls and The Hollywood Unit of the LAPD, definitely better known as the Anti-Stalking Unit, had to stop the search both times.

2. You are Having 3 Straight In Season Terminators!

This is a pattern that you should not be proud of, especially if Lane Kiffin later went to FAU and Ole Miss, and for Sark's Inappropriate Behavior, later smelled like a Rose and Wound Up at Texas. Clay would not wind up elsewhere and I would have pulled the trigger for all that trouble after the Holiday Bowl.

3. You Will Have Problems Attracting Quality Coaches!

This is not a Top 25 Job and even if it was, USC has had a long history of Botching Legit Head Coaching Searches on their Own without Anyone Else's Help. You've had 3 In Season Firings and 1 Conference Championship Since 2009.

4. If You Took Hugh Freeze, you'd rile the Troops for a While.

And, that would be the tricky part, other than getting out of Little Jerry Junior's Shadow at Liberty, you'd have a Riled Up Western United States and they'd have every right to be riled up, especially if the comedown is they did not win under  Helton and one day, the Discipline Matters keep hitting the desk and everyone really is mad.

5. It would be much, much worse than Houston Nutt.

It would become very troubling and having to suddenly "find" the confidence to Win Games would be upsetting and the Oxford to South Central Angle would have worsened with Oregeron being Interim, which thankfully, he didn't stick around.

6. You'd need to invest in a Legit True Assistant

It would have to involve going across America to go find one that would restructure USC Trojans Football from the Ground Up.

If the Season is Delayed, that is license for USC to fire Clay Helton!

I feel USC should give a Long, Hard Look at Firing Clay Helton as soon as Tomorrow, Post Haste! It doesn't help that President Holt has not united loyalty in the legions of USC Fans and Alumni, and if the season is delayed or cancelled, I feel like USC and their Westwood Counterparts, UCLA, should strongly invoke the "Force Majeure" Clause for Chip Kelly.

Problem is, Westwood has already attempted to invoke it once and South Central should invoke Force Majeure. Southern California recruiting is already disrupted and we have a Worse West for wear. There is not an answer to get the monkey off the back of Los Angeles, except try to make a tour de force stabilizing hire where if things do not turn around 5 Years Tomorrow and they where not better off than they where before, then it would be license to turn the seat around.

USC needs a replacement to Los Angeles Olympic Memorial Coliseum, because it is a Mausoleum and the fact that the Weather is always great, but, what does not match in Los Angeles or Southern California is they are behind the times with Stadium Facilities.

I would feel like USC as a Campus Community is one of the worst, and they should be looked at as one of the best.  Outside of Los Angeles, Kevin Sumlin and Arizona are due and ripe for a Force Majeure buyout. I feel like the planted Johnny Reb that bridged "Homer's Phobia", when they tried to argue CART out of existence twice, and I feel like the fact of the matter is Arizona State is making USC Moves, and that is not good.

Especially if you don't have the dulcet of Vin Scully anchoring Southern California Sports. I would explore why is it that USC or UCLA has not done a force majeure firing, other than having to clean the office and the carpets out on New Year's Eve.

I am not telling every program to cut off someone who is a drag, but, this is years long and a drag at the top and in the community overall, especially if you had to sell Season Tickets and Replacement Venues. The interest in either the Trojans or the Bruins nationally is at an All Time Low and that is a big problem.

Stolen Heisman Coming Back to School is Not Good!

I feel like what is blatantly obvious that Stolen Heisman Reggie Bush coming back to school is not good. USC currently does not have a good Student Body and I hate to be Oscar the Grouch here, if Oscar the Grouch was as deplorably rotten and inappropriate as Elmo, but, I do have real memories and trust me, they are not good.

I wanted to see Vince Young carry the Heisman back to Houston in 2005 just over the Ohio State Game. My friends and classmates had School School still and I became a Working Man, albeit not a well one. This broke the wall on Character Heisman where the Leaked Heisman Sam Bradford has currently been out of the picture for 2 to 3 Years and could have changed the fortunes of Seattle, St. Louis and Los Angeles Markets, the Emotionometer Heisman in Cam Newton causing my Worst Night in Sports, everyone cooing and cawing over Johnny Football until he broke my Grandma's and Grandpa's Roger Staubach Record and Boycott Jameis being anything but child's play.

St. Reggie is not a Nice Man. If it was about being a Nice Man, a lot of these Sports Shows and Banquets would have more room for these people. We can't stop the rain and we can't stop the run, but the irony is I can't stand low character cats in my house or trying to creep into entrepreneurs. USC should restore Student Body and be the Grambling of the American West. 

USC is not a Playoff Team. They are still crucified by Iowa, and that is everyday in the West. I would think if a USC Guy became red hot, I would rather pump Hawaii or Washington, because of St. Reggie and I don't think a Florida Bowl is going to do it well for USC's Rabid and Impatient Fan Base.

Bill Withers and Pete Carroll being the Original Viral Era College Football Hit

With Pete Carroll keeping a state secret the now late Bill Withers presence at the USC Football Complex in the Late 2000's, this would be the first of the big times that both heavyweights crossed paths, especially the Original "Lean on Me".

Even though it is a bit close to my home, and it would be more fun if there was not video, but, that is how it became. I feel like Pete Carroll, after Texas upset USC and that was an earned win Nationally for good reason, pulled every trick in the book, including some that where not in the NCAA Rule Book.

Other than both being Twitter and Social Media Trending for different reasons, one for the Texas Championship Loss Replay and the Other having Passed Away, which is the first time in Social Media history how someone would have crossed paths would have trended a second time on Twitter and Social Media for different reasons.

Any Kind of NCAA Issue Would Dismiss Clay Helton

USC is not the NCAA Championship Winning Giant that they once where. And, I feel any kind of NCAA Issue would dismiss Clay Helton and this is not flattering to Southern Californians that the Lane Train has made a Stop at the USC of the South in Mississippi, and Coach O is an Uncomfortably Relatable Figure in Baton Rouge and I'd be motivated to fix LSU's Heisman Between Record because I'd want someone to be a fixture when it came time from even long before Full Day One.

You already have 2 Questionable Heisman Winners, which is not new, and they are both dogs. The pipeline should be Southern California should be USC or UCLA right down the middle. The advantage would take years to rebuild again as you can't have someone roll off a Losing Streak and Upset UCLA.

This is about Los Angeles, sadly, and about Los Angeles Unified School District's Incapabilties at Child Development, and as a consequence, many of your better Los Angeles Region Kids are going Private Schools or Outlying.

Nobody, and I mean nobody wants their Pants on Fire, and this sadly, is not fashionable. If this was about Burning Trout back to Burlington to save the Bees, with Pujols and Ohtani, it would make the Angels as a system look badly and in general, it would make the Dodgers less better.

I would have taken for Face Value if Iowa and Iowa State where deep Top 25 and still believed it. I'd believe Iowa State People would be mad about the Pallbearer Loss to Iowa, and Minnesota People would be mad about the Undertaker Loss to Iowa, even though I warned repeatedly the Wrong Coast was Clear.

At the Death Trap of Qualcomm Stadium, the Trojans aptly got Jack. Iowa has never had an Office Outright in the Football Operations Building hidden in the neighborhood under Ferentz, Iowa has not put a Giant Year Up under Fry or Ferentz, and they are coming on strong for a Giant Year Outright, which would be their 2nd All Time, and 1st Outright.

USC being feasted like the Thanksgiving Turkey doesn't help anyone

I feel like the issue in Southern California, is for nearly every single year of your School Lore, USC and UCLA have not been Heavyweight Fighters for NCAA Championships, and I hate to break it down, unless Florida A and M or Grambling Got their Act Together, the HBCU's would be hedgemonial at best.

Other than dumping Cold Ice Water on having to look up to The Hawkeye State at the expense of Notre Dame and USC, it doesn't solve anything to madly hype someone else until they are not, and it is more helpless to have to crowd the establishment, and having to pump the Hidden Ball Theory of Hawaii and Boise State.

Nobody at USC has succeeded at Crisis Management and your so adverse to individuals, if not perverse, which that shouldn't be in a Sports Post, that you don't have anything to rally on. 1 Conference Championship Since 2009, getting frequently roasted, no mention of the Flagpole Since June 2010, and mind you, that's all since the Matt-Reggie Funhouse.

A large portion of this year was Programs getting All Time Greater and Luckier at the same time. I wouldn't put my house on Iowa's First Dallas Postseason Appearance and I wouldn't give Property to Women. College alone does not and cannot fix things. It doesn't fix things when a Guy who's 26 dates someone who's 26, 44, 18 and 44 Again in Short Order.

I have not seen Notre Dame get analog shamed by Savannah State, Alfred and Indiana Wesleyan yet. That would be dangerous if we got our 2nd President in Hand of the Golden Dome in Recent Times and that would brutally, brutally unhand the Sport worse than before.

It wouldn't be accidental if USC got whipped by Northern Iowa. It would be on purpose if San Diego took their munchies and ran with the Upset.

The USC 8 is Unmasked as the Programs Significantly Above USC

Greetings, I feel like other than having Iowa's "I Voted" Party to be the Biggest this side of Oregon, and this time of year comes down worse than a Wet Blanket in Eastern Iowa Media, which happens to be icier and snowier, too, I feel just fighting USC left and right without any returns adds jack to Iowa's Good Image in the American West.

The programs, Toledo, Troy, Bowling Green, UMass, Tulane, Georgia State, Miami (OH), and Northern Illinois are outlapping USC on this 1st National Signing Day. I hate to put it this way and delicately, but, here is the roadmap of these 8 Programs:

2 Actual Analog Playoff Champions in Lower Levels of College Football: UMass and Troy

3 Of My Prior National Champions I've Crowned Personally: Toledo, Northern Illinois and Tulane, the same Tulane that started me down this Playoff Movement in 1999. (It being both an Outgrowth and an Outburst, which my origin story of that is not all fit in the Family Show Box or Kinda Family Show Box w/o a different number of recriminations)

Program that Upset the Bowl Scene: Bowling Green, for Upsetting The "Stop The World For" NIU from a Bowl Game

Program that is in my 2019 National Championship of College Football : Miami (OH), The Cradle of Coaches

and,

The Program that saw to the Angriest Upset Champion: Georgia State, Who was part of Iowa State's Angry Upset.

Yes, 7 of those 8 where around or even in shop in 2007. Georgia State still didn't have a program, but, they had Ludacris and Lefty Drizzell for the bitterest.

There should be no reason a Giant should be leveled to the bones in a "Beg For Mercy" Post. Toledo is already not going to play until next Labor Day and they should almost be the ones in San Diego County, too. For as much as I'd want to bury Nebraska, Oklahoma and Florida State with South Carolina and Auburn, there is no joy in Fall City where 6 Figure Arrests keep you from a Bowl, Lincoln Riley is rediscovering the Older Ways of Sooner Football, and I'd be tempting the End of Season Fire in Tallahassee at another time and place.

Nobody at the University of Southern California is holding their own or acting accountable. This makes the American West from both directions look Minor and Worse. If Northern Iowa kicked USC in True Freshman Recruiting, I would have as many disses as Eminem's "Cannons for Nick" in 16.

Other than doing the right thing as in NOT hiring Urban "Decay" Meyer, I've said your madcap Harry Potter Impersonator at Westwood is just as lame duck in Chip Kelly, and Kevin Sumlin ain't got a lot to swim when he's made a Heisman Candidate seem minor. Other than the Mid 1990s being the first big dent to the Superior USC Trojans and Women of Troy, the Burndown from January 2006 to October 2007 made the School Worse, and the fact they still are paying for St. Reggie is not an alternative fact.

Holding your own is not Ron Burgandy showing up for McGill of Montreal. No sir. It is being accountable for .O.J. Simpson's and Reggie Bush's Double Heismans at a different time and place and if we had anything like the National Rise 1960s and 1970s USC, we'd have to get real about LA Olympic Memorial Stadium being replaced, and had it been 2024, we'd be campaigning already.

What doesn't help is we can't dismiss USC's NCAA Hits and Other NCAA Hits like a Greek Hex like how John Lassiter made Toy Story 3 Uncomfortably Relatable and Toy Story 4 Uncomfortably Millenial.

No, USC, Urban Meyer will bring you more of the Same!

I feel like I am guilty of being in a perverted South Parkian State. And, to keep throwing punches at USC's Looted Vault, I feel No, you can't have Urban Decay Meyer. There'd be plenty of Football People, but, the truth is Character would keep kids in Class or Steered toward Hollywood Careers. (The 2nd would still be a Body Injury to the APR, but, not as bodying as NCAA Drug Test Flunkees, Credit Card Fraud, or the Collar.)

I would hire Los Angeles Unified for USC. I'd be crazy enough to offer either the Coors Delivery Truck Driver or USC getting back Kingsbury to make the Arixona Football Cardinals look like the worse team.

I wouldn't scoop the Vanilla Sky like it was Ice Cream. USC would need a lot of things for a lot of things, because they'd need to replace Olympic Stadium and make it an Olympic Stadium Again.

You'd still lead the Countryside with 2 Equally and Very Unstable Dubious Heismen. Even if there was No...Experience....Necessary.... I would try to have Women Athletes try to win everything NCAA during their careers like we'd not have a 95 Pound Linebacker Launch anywhere else and she'd be doing Handstand-Sumersault-Bootyshake-Handstand-Summersault-Bootyshake and be scoring Hat Tricks in Field Hockey and Ice Hockey.

USC's "Dopeboy" Curse is not a Joke

I feel USC having unstoppable forces for athletes, including actual forces that should elevate USC to Cantonian Heights. Or Springfieldian, Torontoian, or Cooperstownian. Some nuances are obvious where none of the Starting 104 Super Bowl Quarterbacks are USC, fact the most visible USC Quarterback (Todd Marinovich) still is broke and needs money for his Drug Addictions, while Carson Palmer whittles in silence, and Matt Leinhart will always have Reggie Bush, even though the latter had a longer NFL Career.

And, the Dopeboy curse that grew out of "Boyz N The Hood" from John Singleton's Mid 1980s South Central Los Angeles in reality is not a Joke. And, its a program whos reach in the city rivals that to Grambling, and their heights are wild and wuthering.

And, while we are on heights, messing around enough times and still expecting a Triple Double doesn't fly, even in 2018.  And, while we are on the assembly line sounds of silence, it's doubtful a lot of the 2000s USC Trojans, Miami Hurricanes, and LSU Tigers are assembling production line Professional Careers like Mid 1950s Detroit Cars.

Even if we had suds of cash to force down the Pros to the Arena League or CFL, we'd still have nowhere near enough quality to keep the tower under control.