The Front Office Energy of East Coast Basketball is Literally Knives Out

 The Front Office Energy of East Coast Basketball is Literally Knives Out and that is Not Good. If it was the On Court or On Hours Energy, we'd at least get a Best of 8 or even a 10 Game Suspension that would carry over into the Offseason from the Playoffs into Training Camp and Regular Season.

There is no equalizer when James Dolan has been the Worst Thing to Ever Happen to East Coast Basketball. One thing is for certain is they've been more rudderless and entitled than if the Rangers did not find an almost Stanley Cup King Henrik Lundquist to spare them from another 30 Year Hex, and that toxicity is hard to clear up.

The Brooklyn Nets have taken after their Bigger, More Entitled Rivals in the New York Knicks and been more rudderless along the way. I'd feel that the Nets have been one of the Worst Big Budget Teams in Basketball and that is no secret.

I would say the Boston Celtics Not So Hidden Talent in their Quest for the NBA Finals Banner is not having their own Home Draft Picks. The crash landing of the C's is they are Ceaselessly Resistant to Change and doing the Same Old Thing.

And, in the 215, the "Trust the Process" Ethic has been met with Scorn and Mockery, and it makes Eastern Basketball from Bottom to Top look worse than ever. The general opinion of the East Coast Bellweathers is not good and that is being nice.

The New York Knicks are a Worldwide Mess and Proud of It!

I am going to roast the New York Knicks mindlessly for the hiring of Worldwide Wes, the idiot that had the orchestra in the decision. The New York Knicks are a Worldwide Mess and Proud of It Right Now! That is only right now, mind you!

It would be like my favorite Edna Krabappel Quote in Treehouse of Horror II and it was about Bart Simpson and American History. Normally, I would guffaw into a Full On Belly Laugh like Some Women would Belly Dance and I would not want to bring the crux of the joke, out of fear of offending my Female Fan or Blogger Base and not want to be leaving a bad image. 

But, instead, it is a Violently Sick Rage that the New York Knicks miss out on Worldwide Celebrities such as Alex Ovechkin and he would not be arisen with International Intrigue and Suspicion like an Elvis Song, and Steph Curry for 2000's Grade Incompetence. No, the New York Knicks giving it up to League Flyweights speaks poorly for Basketball in General.

A lot of the 2010's Draft Picks only wanted to Get Rich and Famous Quick. James Dolan has backed Madison Square Garden into a Corner and I would care enough about a New Madison Square Garden enough I would want it from the Family Table so bad it hurts!

The Knicks Holy Sunday of Incompetence spills out into both the Big East and the American Athletic Conference not having a future. It would be a 39 Year Old Jeremy Duncan being mad at everyone and not finishing would be the elevation of an art form that would spill into Anger. It is not imaginary or harmless.

New York City's College Hoops Scene has been substandard and even if you had to plea Texarkana out, you aren't gonna get a lot other than a Pipeline. I would feel unsilent in agony that if I had to go see New York City College Basketball, someone has to transcend rather than having the emotion of seeing UConn or Syracuse shirts like they walked around and ate through the House.

I am anything but blush that New York City High School Basketball doesn't have the transcending Hero or the Conquering Hero here in Marion. The incompetence leads the AAU Scene going to war across the Country and they'd play like they are Wasted or On Drugs, or Both. It would be a joke into itself and the $200 Jillion Pyramid is No, You Aren't Adding to the School. It is the AAUisms of Certain Members of the Fan Base who are Pray-Starving for Anyone.

For the Sake of My Reservations, Sell the Garden, Mr. Dolan!

I feel like James Dolan really is some careless stuff with letting Oklahoma get more Free Agents and Draft Picks last Summer and it is showing! I ain't even funny about wanting to see him sell the Garden, because I'd want to wedge my Knicks or St. John's Reservations big time.

To be frank,  this so boffo that the Knicks would win the Iowa Lottery. I'd want a New Garden so bad to sell New York City out like the Mystery Man in the Indy Car Scene. If I wasn't already on my tangent, and it is 9:15 in Marion, I'd rather'd see the Big East fold into the Records before Boise State make their moves.

I would say, for as savage as the Mavericks Trade was, it was only made worse by the grandstanding and the Cavalier Attitude of Mr. Dolan and his staff. You rude for having to ride other people's stars, even in passing, and it is rude, not seeing a thump in New York City Basketball.

It trash to be 7 Games out of 8th and I doubt I'd see them make 8. People are seeing through the non-moves and City Hoops is in a Trash Bin rather than making my reservations. If there was competency, I would be making my Ticket Order and Hotel Reservations!

It is a waste to think what solutions we'd have still won't make the Knicks! I don't see nothing other than bragging, and that gets old to Women. The Liberty have not worked in their Flagship Home in a Smokin' Hot Minute.

I am smokin' that we are not in the Witness Protection Program and I am smokin' like if there was a Legal Smoking Section everywhere that the Knicks would not stop a 70 Winner from Happening. I don't think people are happy losing to NBA Lightweights for no apparent effort or reason at all.

What if that Knicks-Mavericks Trade Really Was for Nothing?

I feel even now, a sense of guilt that the NBA and NHL Officials should have parroted a 2nd Waiver Wire 30 Days After the 1st One. (NHL GMs and Canada would scream Holy Madness if such an idea was allowed to take parrot, let alone in an Open Forum and not just anyone trying feverishly to fill in the blanks.)

The reason for that sense of guilt is Zion Williamson never being IR, which would have meant Duke Players would have cleaned out their lockers by now, Kristaps Porzingzis never being a Dallas Maverick and both the Mavericks and Madison Square Garden being on the block and sold by Fall 2020.

This being the looniest pure trade in a generation, and there have been loonies that have zoomed past the Trade Wire. It is not even 60 Days Out, and to be technical, this years Texas NASCAR Truck Dates have been 70 Days and that would be 3 Texas NASCAR Truck Dates inside a reach of 6 Months.

As much as Non-Lakers Fans would be St. Ignatious like the school that ruined Massillion's Chances at extending their State Championship Collection, but 15 More Wins would keep the Lakers as a Playoff Team and I don't know if the Thunder, 2002 Pelicans, and Raptors would earn 15 Less Wins Fair and Square, but, the indignities of that roadmap would mean having to make True Expansion Right in OKC and NOLA.

15 Less Wins would mean the Thunder would lose their Above Board in Madison Square Garden Worthy Sponsors, but, their below board of a more forceful Wimbledon would be anything but a smash.

If Only Getting What We Wanted Mattered...

I feel that in this period, who could outparanoid who or having leadership outparanoid each other in sticking to their home, the worst thing living is being stranded when we needed help. It would be worse if we had copycat agencies trying to outdeke each other, or outsmart each other, worse than that.

To be frank, I feel it would have meant trading Alex Borstein for Sofia Vergara. I feel anyone would go to glue on Seth McFarlane's scripts and Alex Borstein would have been a generously misunderstood loss, to call it kindly and gently.

I feel if we flipped JJ and Brad K's seats, one would DNQ half the time and the other would be lost in space, even though we'd royally focus on who's elite. And, what is robotic, is we can't just play anyone and be actor, character and ourselves.

I seriously doubt committment is in a lot of these people. The people you least want epitets from is a detail man or the poor baker at Dunkin' Donuts who was up baking at 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 in the Morning! And, everyday people are not dumb to who's being willy.

And, if you wanted to be discliplined, win the Knicks an O'Brien Trophy! Winter Sports needs and worse needs Kurt Warner stories and I doubt they love the wannabes mingling with who's legit.