Kyle Larson Stole from Al Holbert's Legacy in Back to Back Years

 For as much as Jason Jacoby is Occupying the Seth and the Toby Position in Stock Car Land, it does bother me too that Kyle Larson Stole From Al Holbert's Legacy in Back to Back Years like he's Meek Mill.

Al Holbert has been the reason Sports Car Racing has been off as much as not having Mickey Thompson. Both Gentlemen's Losses have been the reason Sports has changed, but, not all of it for the better.

The reason why I am on my Tangent is Al Holbert won with Character to the End. Kyle Larson just Wins for No Good Reason. To be fair, Kyle Larson is the Reason I am back to Hating Hendrick Again.

I'd rather do Lexington or Richmond before I am planted back to a Powerhouse. 

I Would Not Have Paid Kyle Larson If I Was GM

 If I was General Manager, I would not pay Kyle Larson the Money he would have been paid at Hendrick. I feel it is Bragging Rights and I have not let go of the At Large that was More Consequential to the Rookie of the Year than Some Championships in the 2014 All Star.

I feel my Hendrick Hate started all over again with Kyle Larson. I would not be happy with Tony Stewart doing Quality and Kyle Larson doing Quantity. I would lose my cool if it was Kyle Larson vs. Steve Torrence.

I know this year we have had more racing than Last Year, but, the principle should not be having to tie up the Usual Suspects. It would take Matt DiBenedetto breaking the Winner Hex Open and leaving a Cale Yarborough Championship to not get Oversaturated With More Bigs.

If we keep running through Bigs without Championships, NASCAR will have to go through with Full Season Championships. This is not empty and I feel that the loss the Longer We'd Go Beyond the Winston Cup Era, we'd want to at least modify or eliminate the Stage Racing altogether to have more serious Points Championships.

Smoke vs. Larson Driver of the Year Argument

This one is burning as Tony Stewart is Winning in Qualities, and Kyle Larson is Winning in Quantities. I feel the bridge that Dearborn didn't have any parts of is the Smoke and Larson Teaming because Ford would have been afraid it would have been another Spencer Massey and we would have gotten Noah Gragson wrecking Cars.

I'd feel this argument is because if Smoke went NHRA Drag Racing, it would upheave an Established Territory that most fans would reject, and if Larson went NHRA Drag Racing, I'd get on the case for Larson vs. Torrence. Steve and Billy Torrence's Fans are nothing less than Hard Working and some of these Fan Bases are nothing less than Too Cool for School.

We wouldn't have had the National Nerve of Passing Petty Enterprises, but, in hindsight, we would have played Eeny Meeny Miney and Mo until the Clock Hit 0. We'd have a Petit Grand Mal or a Major Grand Mal of Upsets that would have developed by having too many Under 30's like Mom.

I'd jump up and down for Sarah Moore like a Tiger, but, I'd feel that just pushing Racing's Most Visible LGBTQ+ for a Push Alone would be guilty and forcing it, and that would change Protected Women's View of Sports, and Not in a Good Way. I'd also want Sabre' Cook to solve the American Formula One Hex, the Lack of Any Woman in Formula One Hex and the Hat Trick of an American Woman in Formula One, but, those Sports Cars and True Wealthy Rich Men Guys along with the Women's and Women's Sports Community would have more than a Cow.

I don't want to take away the Bob Jenkins or Ken Squire for the Next Person, because they are in Poor Health and I'd want to believe in Toys, but, I am not the right guy.

We Would Need Another Shocker at the All Star Race!

 I'd feel one of the more annoying necessities is having to need another shocker at the All Star Race, which is the more recriminally forgotten of Michael Waltrip's Major Wins. Would it have been different if Johnny Benson,Jr. transferred from Stock Car Star to Winston Cup Star?

I'd feel no one wants to see Kyle Larson turn into Superman and Lex Luthor when no one wanted it. Denny Hamlin still is the Morgan Shepherd Points Leader, and that was in the middle of 2 Different Years with No Wins.

I'd be itchy to admit it that the Rain Race would have actually benefited Sonoma as opposed to Austin. In 3 Weeks, we've had most Calendar Years Natural Terrain Road Courses and I'd think my fellow NASCAR and Stock Car Fans would get worn out by Hindsight, Californians becoming Texans, among other States with Crippling Population Losses, when we know we need Hollywood Celebrities Again and True Texans worth their salt would defend their territory rather than play with it, and Remarking Road Courses as Natural Terrain, Roval, or Street Circuit.

I'd think actually, we'd need to get to 200 Cup Series Winners, and we'd have these 1965 Ford Cycles Before and the Sport Paid Immensely for them. I don't think it would spin out 5 Time Run at the expense of his Fellow Young Guns, but, after 5 In A Row,  we've had 9 Cup Series Champions, and 7 of those being First Time Champions.

I wouldn't want to see Kyle Larson Saiyanize Kentucky like it was Indianapolis. He would raise hackles in our Schools if he won Tipton, but, not Eldora. He already wins all the Knoxville Weeklies, but, doesn't steal the majors.

We'd be Open to Diversity, but not Open to Ethics. We are the type who'd win by the Rules and with the Rules of the Road, and we'd let All Time Greats Hear That and Then Some. Another Shocker, which is definitely my way of saying "Thriller" because I'd hate Michael Jackson worse than Kurt Cobain or Justin Timberlake even, even though JRT is the Only One that's here on Earth, would be necessary.

We'd have to nudge Denny Hamlin into being an Owner Driver, we'd have to nudge Matt DiBenedetto into his Maiden Merit All Star Race, we'd have to nudge the All Star Build Out to the Coca Cola 600 Again, and that wouldn't necessarily satisfy "Big Daddy" Don Garlits, but, amid other things, Pocono would have nowhere to run like that REO Speedwagon Song if Chicago and Nashville City Limits, if not Gateway, heat up, and I do not want Gateway to be an Aunt Selma and I'd wish they'd build Superspeedways Closer to the Milwaukee, Springfield, Du Quion, or Syracuse Miles to counter this Mile and a Half Nonsense.

Lucky and Not Lucky Kyle Larson would have lost 246 Points This Week had it been the 1990s

I feel lucky and not lucky it is not the 1990s in NASCAR. And, what is messed up, not messed up, and really really messed up like not telling me about Rap City ending, is Kyle Larson would have lost 246 Points this Week had it been the 1990s.

I feel like the things that drive me berzerk is we don't have Buddy Baker and Buddy Parrott. And, not having a Full Length Championship. I'd be happier to buy out if I had the right resources Miami's Championship Weekend to Nashville Fairgrounds.

And, frankly, being on edge recently and it shows, those 246 Points would have been 397 Points, the equal of 2 Whole 1990s Cup Races. If this was before, that would have been 2 Cup Sundays absoulutely erased.

I don't want to hear "encumbered" only to make John Hunter blameless and everyone hate Cole Custer worse. It only makes us fans madder than wet hens.