Midnight in the Land of Suspect Money

 I feel it is Midnight in the Land of Suspect Money, because, I hate both Suspect Money and Suspect Decisions. If I was General Manager, I would have axed Nikita Mazepin and his Dad over the Sexual Assault Allegations, and I would have had no parts of that.

But, no, Haas F1 doubled down on Suspect Money, especially after the Get Rich Quick Energy Debacle. I would have thought Haas would have learned, but, no. Instead, Haas is Untouchable to most Mainstream Sponsors and that is a Problem.

Most of these Formula System Guys have a Problem dealing with Other People, let alone themselves, and that is a problem. I would be not an Automatic to Andretti because I would be a Foyt. I feel that I would have my moorings.

If we had some of these Luxury Places at Home, I would be "Hell Yeah, Sign Me Up!" like Stone Cold Steve Austin. In reality, it would be having to Work for Everything, and I would like a United States Formula One Rivalry and having to appreciate Sports Cars as a Requirement to Formula One.

Putting the Uno in Uno Momento Piso Sunriso Tu Be Precisicio (One in One Minute Past Sunrise to Be Precise)

 I feel like having to borrow from the Signature Line in The Simpsons "Brother From a Different Series" from my Hurried Spanish, and having to show what little Espanol I would have actually known. I feel that one of the Worst Nightmares the US State Department can and will have is Mazepin and his Delinquent Father buying the assets of Haas F1.

I would not back down from calling someone delinquent or deadbeat unless there is reason to. Both Mazepin and his Father are always looking Chronically Sick and in their Health and Behavior. I feel the Intermural Wars in Haas have to at least nerve Ferrari to the degree that either Mazepin Goes or They Go.

Even in the Formula One Game, Haas keeps looking worse and worse through the Years. There is nothing worse than the Extortion Money that not only has Flushed the Pinnacle of the Rich Man's Sport, but, that same Money has flushed it embarrassment in the rear of the grid.

I am thinking Williams has used all their Bids to keep the Team and the Name in Existence and it would be an International Disaster if Williams was bought out. Education and Class should go Hand in Hand like we need a Reason to work for that, but, that is not always the case.

Year 6 of Haas F1 and we have had Actual Fakes actually adorn the Car. It is not a Joke and not a Good Image, especially if the Trumpers are Copying like Kinko's and there are more Copies than Profits.

I feel that there is not a Kyle Larson taking the Spencer Massey Position at Stewart Haas, where he'd rather go his Own Way. The Midnight in the Midnight Rider is riding through Middle Georgia and there are No More Times like Daft Punk, and I expected Dan Gurney more than Mississippi State.

The National Agony is having the Radman-Cosey Archrivalry tip into a Cosey-Haas Archrivalry and I don't know if it is Sacramento Kings or the Poor Person having to Check Every College Pizza Joke before it makes the Box, but, it sure doesn't look good.

I Expect Better than Haas!

 The Haas Dysfunction has gotten so apathetic that Kevin Harvick is going back to being Owner Driver. Thankfully, Kevin Harvick is not Johnny Knoxville, but, what is awful is Guenther Steiner is Days away from being out of a Job and Mazepin and Dad would double down on being Townley.

I feel in 5 Years, I would expect better than Haas, because I would not want a US to Russia Transfer! Principally, the Anti-Drug People would lose it and to make it worse, I feel that I would want to see Road Course Opportunities for a Ryan Hunter Reay, among others.

We'd bring the crowd in Prison Overcrowding and that is not a Compliment. I feel that the real crux is Indy Car Driver Development and I would appreciate people who'd develop Formula One or Atlantic appropriately again rather than making it a Rich Man's Sport Stereotype.

The next cycle in the Mazepin Show is that Mazepin would Own and Operate the Team, then after a while, it would become a Cash Crunch, and that would effect Mazepin's Ability even to be on the grid. It would be like "Total Drama Island" and Sponsors would not want in real time their host being bailed out of Prison and being more Inappropriate than Normal.

If Mazepin and Dad Try to Buy Haas F1, it would bring shame to the United States and Russia

 I feel the rumors are increasingly circling around Gene Haas and Haas F1 with Get Rich Quick Energy trying to egg on the Mazepins into buying Haas F1. This would be a regulatory worst nightmare in both the United States and Russia.

Nikita Mazepin must love him some of these Ladies and their Moms and Aunts too much. That is a problem and I feel if the Trade Commissioner was not just an appointee, or an Intern, his desk would be on fire.

This is a problem, because William Storey is Scary to Scary Spice and Christian Horner is having none of his attacks. I would think this would be a Daddy's Crash where it is bad enough you have all of Germany on the Phone in Kannapolis over Mick Schumacher.

You have Maranello all over the Local Phones over why their Chassis and Engines are leaving Maranello and winding up with North Carolina. It is a Road Rash over Formula One that they can't seem to figure out the biggest market, and instead, we are stuck with the biggest jokes.

Gene Haas is not an upstanding man. I'd hate Guenther Steiner with a Passion only because he is hot tempered, and worst, having to hire a Scumbag Justin to drag the Earth out and to double down on that same Scumbag Justin even if he stole Protected Laptops and everyone and their mom knew it is problematic.

I do not see anyone really be Yessir/No Sir on the Backchannel and that is upsetting. You'd have all of London all over the Phones, too especially if Storey is scamming better beats than Panda. Mazepin would get in the way of Lewis Hamilton's 100th Formula One Victory and that would be a different Fangio Curse.