Trade Russell Westbrook and Paul George ASAP!

I feel as if the Oklahoma City Thunder has to at least be the part in another star trade. And, what is wearier to me is for all the tea in China, why does Russell Westbrook have to be surly and lost more in the spotlight?

I feel the Lakers would be keen on at least having to pull one or more than 1 Marvin Barnes trade, when they already have to keep throwing the Yugo into the Pacific on an annual basis, when the Yugo and Train Cars are making great coral? Sam LoPresti's Game is playing Hot, Fast and Loose, and One of those Breaking will not be good.

And, fast and loose is putting it loosely. And, for messing around and getting the Triple Double everyday like Ice Cube, they'd still lose the biggest to the Bulls.

And, I feel our sports community is too easily fooled by the shiny object even though we are not robots. Everyone knows when you play out of the cotton pickin' Solar System, but, it is not good unless it is the NBA Finals.

Do We REALLY Need to Play Out of this Cotton Pickin' Solar System?

I feel like Russell Westbrook is playing like it is NBA Space Jam for a Horrible, Terrible, No Good Oklahoma City Thunder Program. And, certain places are the bad bar, where it would really cross over into Bad Teammate vs. All Time Greatness.

And, there are places that live for Builders Greater than New York City. And, I wonder, do we REALLY need to play out of this Cotton Pickin' Solar System? Historically, from what I am hearing, Oklahoma City Pros are making their market more Busch than Bush, and that is making me mad.

And, with that name being forged in real tragedy like we forgot about the Wild West, and "Rise and Shine" keep burning hotter than incense, I mean, the faculty has to keep striking oil to the point your whole district is Oklahoma Sooner Student and Student Athletes is uncomfortable.

If that was me, I'd be exploring Futurama like its 3018 or 4036, and messing around and getting that Triple Double like Ice Cube is everyday highlight? Oh yeah, I want that State Fair Speedway, True Expansion and the Rodeo all while we stop pretending we are something we are not.

And, I'd really want 102 Days of Camp blazing through and making everything good as too many Stifflers peace out and take everyone mom instead of taking the Western Lawman seriously to plant their boots in the ground against Lake Travis.

What if we really did a Russell Westbrook for Draymond Green Trade?

I always get mad at ESPN's NBA Trade Machine in not letting a Russell Westbrook for a Draymond Green trade happen. I think a lot of Basketball People would have lost their cool if a Bob Probertian Reunion was to be.

I think the root of this would have been Russell Westbrook not having another Triple Double in a soccerized analytic stat that never ever existed when Jordan played. But, on the other end, is Golden State pushed as militantly to trade Draymond like they splash landed Harrison Barnes to Dallas?

I'd think reuniting 0 and 35 in the East Bay would have recreated an edgier Ernie and Bernie who would turn Steph Curry into Allen Iverson. But, in Oklahoma, it'd be a chillier winter than when Calgary fell out the good side of the Western Conference Standings.

"Highway 30", the Frontcourt would have looked foolish and great at the same time. The nemesises would have been true expansion, which is who, not when, and the Houston Rockets would have cooked an upset to the point we'd talk their rock up until Opening Night.

Meanwhile, back in the future, "Highway 30" would turn into 40 for 40 after the Thunder not know how to keep a good thing runnin' and and even though trades are overdue to happen vs. decisions, but, in the end, we wouldn't know how great or pitiful those trades would be until the ink dried and expectations crashed to the point no one made erroneous NBA Champion Tattoos.