The Dean of Sports is Getting Unplugged For Good!

 I am not in a Mood over Why The Deans of Sports are Getting Unplugged For Good, and Not in a Good Way, especially when I'd say Sideshow Cecil's "One Minute Past Sunrise, To Be Precise" in Spanish, albeit a Hurried Spanish, in The Simpsons "Brother From A Different Series".

It is the End of Summer and Real People are Broken. I do not and will not condone a Fox News Legacy breaking open a Jukebox Hero President, except we'd portray our President like an Angrier Principal Skinner.

The anger is Genuine and when I feel that our Sports Deans Got Unplugged For Good, it is Not Good. I feel like it is trying to disguise a Serious Problem as a Bad Joke. That is the PG-13 Story and the Real Story is Just Too Much!

It is too much that we can't find a 38 Year Old or a 41 Year Old to Fill the Big Shoes of the Dean of Sports. The whole purpose of a Rivalry is to Hate the Other Side's Culture and their Colors.

We'd know we'd be screwed when it is the School Band Playing the Jadakiss or the Fabolous Song and they are reminding you it is Garbage Time. It hurts the Body, Mind, and Soul that there are more Whiners than Wine Country and less Winners than Neil Bonnett.

I can't necessarily take why UT is Not Having a James Street, Earl Campbell, Vince Young, and Ricky Williams Styled Main Man and I'd feel that it is not good an Angry Ohio State Buckeyes are compensating for Other Powerhouses Failures.

A Different Kind of Mollie Movement

 It is all incredibly loud and uncomfortably close that we'd have a Different Kind of Mollie Movement as in people just being expected a lot and not getting anything. I would make a Different Drink as in, the people behind these Medical Facilities are either Retiring, Quitting or Putting Themselves in a Predicament where'd they'd be dying.

To me, we have been the State that Made Sports Business and Motorsports Business. It was not like our State had a Rainier like Lexington or Stole an Establishment, like Oklahoma City stole the Seattle Supersonics, but, not having Featherlite and Winneabago be in reach muddies up the Motorsports Dollar.

We are in a Scooby Doo Dark Period in our Off Hours and we are intent to Do Nothing. I've lived that and it is dangerous to go through. It would be the Ice Cream Man quit and he never came back. If we had to throw the Riverboat Fund at everything, we would be worse than Mississippi.

The pull is there is already a Mollie Movement to Memorialize Mollie Tibbetts. The only appropriate way to honor and cherish a Memorial and the Life that was Lived was not "What Are You Doing To My House?" like people don't have Houses or Jobs.

I'd wished that Gov didn't act the way She Did or we'd have Toyota. We gave Imagination to Sports, and that Imagination was long before anyone else. I feel absolutely angry at Nick Caracci for destroying not only a Family Show but a Long Held Educational Ethic.

It is a cleansing, and I am not happy for it. The pills are bitter and the only thing that feels good is Cold Beer to some people. In spite of some of our Best Efforts, we'd have Drinking, Doping and Gangs come along too easy when the illusion of one leads to all three.

The push is that the Tempers and the Emotions of not letting someone finish that is supposed to finish is more than Emotional. I don't know if there are people who'd be hands on about these Witch Doctor Cures but not Health Insurance, which the latter would be easier to have Support than Scorn. I'd never stretch a Pharmacy too thin and I'd never throw anything that people would remember to waster.

I Don't Want to See Anyone Dropping The Ball on the 10th or the 100th Yard Line!

 One little boy dropped the Ball at the 10th Yard Line and another little boy dropped the Ball at the 100th Yard Line and Becky Hammon has No Job! The science fiction in me would feel that I would just lose it at someone dropping the ball at the size of a Paint Chip or a Credit Card.

I'd really think what would drive me to Drink if I was a Drinking Man is how Trevor Bauer is made a Career out of Poor Judgment. What is ruder is to borrow from Friends, Becky Hammon has no Implants and no Money and she'd not care about the first, but, she'd really care about the second.

I don't necessarily want to go back to the 1970's, but, everyone was Male in Sports outside of High School and they went for the Goals like the Force and the Subtlety of a Bowling Ball. We have a Whole World in Comparison to the 1970's and the Whole World is Not Happy.

We have more things than the Early 1990's and we can't find the money to get it. I think the fury of not finding the money would only make having an Arena Football League worse and I'd yell and yell at Player Development.

It is how, very, and rude that Mark Cuban won't change his ways and how, very, more, and rude that the Trailblazers would not keep Dame on the Clock. It would be uglier and nastier than "The Decision" in NBA History, except, the Trail Blazers would be stung by having to play Epic Eeny Meeny Miney Mo just to race the Clock to Zero.

I feel the Los Angeles Dodgers should refocus on being the Good Guys in Baseball and Trevor Bauer is the Dodgers's Swee' Pea and that would cause more aggravations than joys.

There is too much Coddling in Sports

 I feel what is not new is we run around like we are Freshmen and we are a long, hard way from 14 or 18 or 22. What makes me feel madder than a Wet Hen is there is too much coddling in Sports.

I do not like or appreciate how all the Elder Statesmen, which most of them are Male, are collapsing on their Health and we are in the Great Wide Open. Sports should be Highlights and Reasons Why I want to Spend My Hard Earned Money the First Chance I have.

The coddling causes problems, especially if the same coddling is enabled. I feel that instead of being Roy Hill where you'd have to go through Boot Camp before you'd get your Pro Stock Car License, we are given moral license to get away with more than when the Voting Age was Lowered to 18 in 1971.

We do not have a Merchandising Window that is consistent. It is as consistent as 1993-1994 Rusty Wallace where the Bad Days doom your making money. What is worse is that the remarks of some of these people deter the Making Money.

And, on top of it, we have people who should have no business having fans and they still have Fans. The Hangman Reflex takes from Legit People who do their Crafts Well and their Arts and Crafts Well.

We have Bills to Pay and it is not Summer Camp. Instead, it is Summer School where squat gets done. Coddling leads to Bad Things and I feel that we have forgotten the NCAA Rule Book or having to be accountable for our actions.

This is not Mickey Mantle where your Health had to make you make money and what is shameful is some of these places take the Tom Sawyer Route worse than American Express.

A Great Sports Video Game Helps Publicize Your Sport

Video Games are not everything. Sports are not everything. But, what is everything is a Great Sports Video Game helps publicize your sport. And, if we had a more complete Indy 500 Evolution that was not victim to terrible timing and actually getting Sir Jackie Stewart's camp to say yes to Video Games would be as huge as recapping The Godfather as a Video Game.

As a roleplayer, I'd love nothing sweeter than just to mop the 1972 Penske Mark Donohue "Unfair Advantage" on a Roadster Period, or actually outmatch 1990s and 2000s Open Wheel with the F2004, which is Racing Perfection, at the track that said Racing Perfection, Richmond Raceway. And, it would be fun to actually play Cars you Want to See, or even design, to win.

I mean, it would do more than the stereotypes. And, it would cojone problem solving in a hurry. And, it means the same as Sports Movies, and the properness of the slate always matters. And, I feel the NHRA needs to do a more complete Dirt to Daytona, because Cyberspace doesn't do Paint Justice, and Member Tracks could do a more complete Online/Offline Slate because I'd love to see more Funny Cars, too.

Trading Joe Thomas to the Packers would be better than trading for Tony Romo, How It Would Work

I feel I have unsecretly made it no secret that trading Joe Thomas to the Packers for a Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade just to get Cleveland a 2nd Pick to match the draft pick Green Bay would get in a Joe Thomas Homecoming as a 4 Draft Year 2 for 1 Special and to go deep in the future in 2025 off this deal.

Joe Thomas is the only monetary tradable piece off these putrid Cleveland Browns. I would have a problem with Cleveland trying to trade for him for Tony Romo only because it would unwillingly involve Wisconsin front and center. Instead, here is how my "Postmodern Herschel Walker Trade" Go Down Early and Often.

Word on the street is Cleveland Needs 1975 Dallas Cowboys Level Draft Picks to fill their program. For more than 1 Year. Everything about the Browns going winless makes me so upset like I had family in Cleveland, which in reality is my Middle and High School Classmate from Lisbon, that I'd move like everyday is UAB if the Browns went Winless.

In the 2017 to 2020 Seasons, Cleveland would get 14 Picks and Green Bay would get 7. The hull of Joe Thomas, the Athlete, would protect Aaron Rodgers Blindside and keep New England from taking their record before they got a chance to get to 10 Straight Playoffs. The  inevitability of Offense vs. Defense, The Civil War is inevitable.

The Browns would have 56 Picks and The Packers would have 28 Picks in those 4 Years. I feel 2017's Draft Board is a mixed up, messed up mystery and we ain't got to the money games. Both teams would need Picks to keep them ashore as Green Bay is a Small Market and can't get the disgruntled, big market free agents affordably.

In 2021, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 11 , Packers 7. By that point, Draft Picks from said eras would be prevelant to both Wisconsin and Northeast Ohio. I feel the Supplemental Draft will make a miracle comeback in the future, if not a better Arena Football and arenafootball2 League in their names, accepting no substitutes.

In 2022, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 10, Packers 7. I wonder if my readers would think I would have been mad enough to turn the laughingstock into the dynasty. And, with Free Agency being dulled into the nothing that athlete decisions happen on a whim and that is not okay in the 30 to 35 Year Old Sports Fan's Ethics.

In 2023, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 9, Packers 7. We would have had enough to fill an NFL Organization and leave enough backups in Northeast Ohio to  fill an expansion team of just my architecture by 2020. It would have taken 8 Years to fill the Packers Roster exclusively or near-exclusively with picks over this 1 Trade Alone nee Expansion Drafts.

In 2024, the Pick Scorecard is the Browns 8, Packers 7. Joe Thomas would be a future Hall of Famer, if not already back in Ohio for the Pro Football Hall of Fame Ceremony. By this time, the Browns would have passed the Packers for World Championships, the all time lead.

In 2025, it'd be back to a 7-7 Tie for Picks. I don't have a total crystal ball in the future back in the future, but, a lot of fans want ACTION,ACTION,ACTION, ACTION, ACTION and oh yeah ACTION! Other than Green Bay making 10 Straight Playoffs 1st just to beat New England to the punch, I'd feel these picks have to be model citizens, athletes or entertainers as a Lambeau replacement at the future in the future needs to be needed at some point in this history of the future.

Missed Billions II

I hate to be hash happy over Last Summer, but, god knows if we don't have no no one to save us from ourselves. The one thing I could figure out due to the Major Fatigue of us Sports Fans in Golf is why the Red White and Blue had the most dominant Golf Performance in 30 Years Plus. I know that Golf is not necessarily cast in the appropriate "Gentleman's or Ladies Sport" as it should, and if it was, my peers would be playing pro even if it means playing for the 3rd Stint on Tour.

I am bitter over why some of my celebrity idols haven't been offered the roles. If Hollywood was serious about that, you'd see people with 2 or 3 Roles and Shannon Elizabeth would have been in overdrive with career roles instead of fatiguing out. The worst besides seeing another Rebecca Shafer dwarve the Law Books is another Natalie Wood is going longer than her life or Karen Carpenter being as gone as long as Elvis is.

With Golf, the ethos is for an International or World Tournament is not to be rude to the Visiting Internationals. Unless proven otherwise, it would be like the Royal Family coming to the Twin Cities. I'd feel to evade the Missed Billions again in 2020, I'd feel Olympic Golf Qualifying should be the US Amateur, and the winners of that make the plane to Tokyo and the chance to play for World Titles with their Professional Counterparts.

I am hungering for a serious challenger in major Full Season Racing Titles. With reading about Troy Coughlin, Sr. 's 3rd Attempt at a Pro Mod Championship from the Challenger Position, I want to see my Stock Car and Drag Racing Titles go full term again and even if it was an SCCA Run Off, there'd be a statement of Regular Season, Post Season, Sweep or Co or More Honors. In this telephone world, I'd almost expect Charlie Strong to be interimed out before the Red River Shootout, which in media terms, its the Red River Rivalry or official media terms, the Red River Showdown, but, the State Fair of Texas can't be shown out their stage, especially if its the 40th of the 1st "Infamous" Tie Game, the Spy Game, and the 15th of the Greatest OU Team Performance vs. Texas, much to my chagrin, and I think Mr. Gossage would go long for not just Texas-OU Angular, but, the whole State Fair of Texas until a permenant future home could be found, and I don't necessarily see South Dallas have the same future with the State Fair of Texas like they've had the past because too many fairgrounds are urban, are labyrinths and don't have the right repairs or the right money to fix them.