What is the Ridiculousness in 13 to 30 Culture?

 I do not like how MTV gave "Ridiculousness" the Boot, all while handsomely rewarding Rob Drydek more than the Paramount CEO Bari Weiss through the Decades. I would feel a loss in the 13 to 30 Culture because it currently has nothing to offer of Style or Substance at this time.

Where it is is bringing McDonald's to a Potluck and worse, us Chefs at McDonald's would be strained beyond belief. And, speaking of Beyond Belief, the Originality has been Long Gone, especially if we are leaving nothing for Different Kinds of Women or People to feast on.

Frankly, I don't have to like everything, and that is Dangerous to take away the Cartoons and the Under 30 in one fell swoop. What we'd learn from "Bluey" is False Pretenses and worse, playing until you can't.

I can't understand why the Long Game is so nowhere like Herm Edwards or better yet, Mark Schlereth being allowed to be Dean to Mort's Report instead of being FS1 Duty. What Coaches and Teachers can't stand is Expensive Mistakes, not necessarily 30,000 Mistakes like Odessa Permian, but, enough of them to Change the Future for Ill.

Bullpen Decisions

 This might not all be Baseball Related, just because the Creep of Postseason Baseball has crept in better than Garfield and his Birthday, but it has meaning. Just because we'd be responsible for Texas's Education because the Southwest Conference went bust still doesn't mean we are happy for it.

Instead, it has become accepted. I would feel a lot of College Students would be 15 Year People versus 40 Year People, and to make matters worse, they'd cater to that Scarcity. I would not like the Final 21 Score of everyone Born from 1995-2004 (The Turn of the Millennium) as it is worse than 1967-1976.

People take making and enjoying their Money very personally. And, it doesn't help My Uncle Bob's Pepsi Plant in Detroit is being Trimmed, as Voiding Pepsi out of Coca Cola Territory in Atlanta is very problematic to the Pepsi Fans there.

I feel there is reason why the NHRA is akin to a California Teacher's License. Even though we'd be Over the 18 Line in not having Wally Parks, but, that kind of mentality keeps Drag Racing and Motorsports safe and sound.

Litigation is never fun or easy! The best thing in a Serious Bullpen Decision is to Stay Out of Said Decision. I would think the Concert Market would go 500 Miles Per Hour without recourse or accountability, which is a Problem.

The Bank Robber Never Outsmarts the Cops

 I always think of the Late Benny Parsons when I hear "The Bank Robber Never Outsmarts the Cops". I feel that I am starving for decent leadership, and I am starving for decent merchandise I can buy out of pocket.

I always think instead of a Plucky Leader that would have been a Space Invader like a Bad 1980's Movie I'd see over and over, I'd imagine Ukraine's Leader being one of those 1970's Guys, except, he is not harmless. Imagination does not even match the truth and I don't want to know the truth, except it would make me angrier.

I will do stats Tomorrow, but, this is not the time or the place. I feel that Nikita Mazepin is sinking legitimate careers and I was hoping for Ira Sidorkova to lead the 51 to F1. The sinking of the Russian Yacht is not without repercussion as much as I would cheer madly for it,  but, it would drive me mad how it was sunk.

I always was raised "Change Begins at Home". Uninsurance and Underinsurance is a Dangerous Thing and we can't do what we'd do without Proper Support. We can't populate the World like it was Chicagoland, and that would mean more problems than we want.

I'd kid about wanting Russian Yachts or Smoke's Mansion for Dibs, and I would not know what to do with a Yacht or a Mansion in Reality.

My City is More On Fire than the Years After Martinko

 I feel as a Public Service Announcement that my Home City of Cedar Rapids is More on Fire than the Sensitive Years after Michelle Martinko happened. I do not like or take pride in saying that, especially if the After Hours or the Off Hours Stuff afterward blew out our Family Trees and Trajectories Forever in the years afterward.

I feel that what is more of a Burn is People Do Not Care and Do Not Have the Money. That is a Movie Plot, if the lives behind the characters where not real. Sadly, they are a little too real for our liking.

And, that fire in Our City is induced generally in Gang Violence Culture and that is an incinerator worse than anything. I am mad that Pop Culture is not getting better and Experiences Cost Money, but, you'd have to carve out Money to enjoy them.

I don't think my City has the Wrong Kind of GPS, with the P being Offensive to Family Friendlier Ears, but, there is not a Drive to Work for Money, or Even to Win, and that affects Cedar Rapids Public's Student Body and their Eligibility, which Jefferson is in the midst of an Eligibility Crisis.

What about Season 25 of TRL or 106 and Park?

 I swear that someone has to minesweep an Iowa Dome in my Future to replace Carver and Kinnick. I don't know if it will have the machinations of having to move a Mecca Meowthinator like in Pokemon like in Miami, but, it has to be done.

I don't know if the Brandses will run out of Discipline or the Ferentzes think they are Coaching NCAA Football 22, but, there is frustrations left and right having to run into Ghosts and Emotion-o-meters.

The fact Mr. Ferentz doesn't have an Outright Remark in the Old Capitol is frustrating. I am National Scene First, and I am proud to be Commissioner of that. But, it is becoming Season 25 of TRL or Season 25 of 106 and Park and we are going out of our minds for Backstreet Boys or St. Louis and Nelly or Atlanta and Ludacris.

The reality is, even if we had a Star N NSYNC, they would not want to explode over Crowd Noise, because those Ladies have Young Adults now. And, we can't deny Pop Culture is split down the center.

The argument would be really Season 25 Daria where we'd see Every Stage, Wart, and Stretch Mark of Motherhood and Feminism, instead of dropping the ball at the Tenth Yard Line before Dropping the Ball at the Tenth Yard Line was cool.

Iowa has not won a Winter Men's Basketball since 1979, when Iowa was both Old Gold and the Fieldhouse, and Iowa has not had a Proper Conference Credit Since 2004, and Mr. Ferentz's Credits have been having Michigan Losses with a Seneca Jaunt, and Michigan Twice, especially if the Emotion-o-meter of School Security didn't happen, Michigan would have had Legal Tender Hex.

The proper, of Record, Hex, dates back to 1990, and boy, was that never a Good Day with Randal Hill Shooting them Out when Iowa had their Rose Parade. I am thinking the Next AD wants to actually replace Kinnick and Carver, and pushes the High School Coaches to make Local Hawks again.

Permanent Nostalgia is Not Good!

 I don't want to yell at Pop Culture, but, it is a Public Service Announcement that Permanent Nostalgia is Not Good! I feel like I'd as a fan, have to replace emptily and expensively Tom Brokaw and Rachel Green Sized Holes in my Stomach and Culture with Empty Calories and Emptier Decisions.

I feel that I would still support Christina Aguliera out of my Own Pocket in the form of Reservations and Tickets if she came to town. I feel we have a different problem with more people than Videos and more people than choices to spend your Hard Earned Concert Money to.

I always think it is like Back Home and Mr. Meyer and having a lot of different directions to be pulled, especially when it is all you and no anyone else. I feel that the joy and the energy is nowhere to be found and I think Meta's Logo is Randy Marsh's Bouncy Balls after smoking too much Medical Marijuana.

We'd have too much Pot and not enough Focus, and people would breathe easier if there was not as much Smoke as the Land Before the Tobacco Settlement Agreement, if not more. It is dangerous and I would be livid about too many Entitled People running around.

And, having too many Entitled People, most of them, if not all of them, Male, shorts our In-Laws or Future In-Laws and changes our Family Trees Forever worse than Vietnam.

Gotta Do Better than Pete Davidson Loving Older Women

 I feel that Pop Culture has to do better than Pete Davidson Loving Older Women because those Older Women will get sick of him. Women, in General, like approach and safety.

I think Pete Davidson is Chris Farley all over again. I feel that Pete Davidson doesn't add anything.

The wheels on the bus don't need more grease.

I feel that the Joke has not been good for years.

Ain't No Other Woman?

 If you twisted Christina Aguliera's "Ain't No Other Man" to "Ain't No Other Woman", you will start fights and not in a Good Way. It is dangerous and out of control that we are both Hungry and Not Focused.

I feel that I would not make my Nurses happy in Pray-Starving, but that cleansing would be necessary as we'd have to move Goodell out of the way just to encourage the San Diego Chargers Revival and St. Louis for Expansion, along with a Couple of Other Teams. What I have known already is Dan Snyder is Awkward and Inappropriate like Cartman and Jim Irsay has a Leo Rep.

Pop Culture to me would be personal, even though I am not the Father or the Husband. But, I am not Hooking my Hard Earned Money to Divorcees and we'd need to Support Spinsters and Divorcees. It would be a take, but, you would hate the World of Medicine worse than you would hate Russia.

I don't want Cartman or Butters! I'd want True Luxury! I would hate Doctors, Lawyers and Politicians even now, but, I'd rather have Cures more than Weird Men with Date Rape Drugs taking all my Better Ladies.

I'd be disjointed and that would be why I would not make money on these posts and if that where the case, constant pressure would just make things worse. If it was left to Beaver, we'd be in even worse trouble than we are already. I don't think Wack Jobs would change Wack Jobs Behaviors, other than make their behavior worse than it is already.

I'd Really Hope Pop Culture Gets Back to Being Focused When MTV Turns 45

 When I feel that Pop Culture should get back to being focused, I feel it should go back to the Music End to carry the Teen and Young Adult (Under 30) Culture again. I do not see a lot of that be carried and help carry CD Sales, which are inconvenient and a pain, be necessary again.

I feel the main focus when MTV Turns 45 is Returning to Music Videos and having those Music Videos Stand Alone. I feel that it is far from cute, and it is far from amusing that you want a Big Iowa Hawkeye (A Portmanteau of the Iowa Big East and Eastern Iowa Hawkeye Conference) instead of just everyone's More Stories than the President Bar Tales.

I feel that a lot of Pop Culture has been where it is because the opinions of a lot of these Rock Bands in the Late 1990's where Inappropriate or Unprofessional, or Both, then losing Aaliyah, not even Half a Calendar Year Later Losing NSYNC, which Pop Fans Bitterness is Tough to Take, and having Rap City Lose the Basement, and later lose the show, and having Brandy's Career Chest be Hit and Angie Scott's Diabetes come back to back.

The real loss in all of this is losing a Safe Harbor for Music Videos and losing out on enjoying them, especially as TRL and 106 and Park later decayed and went Bye Bye. Music Videos are not everything, but, the Unwatchabilities of these Replacements is too much to bear.

Just don't get me started on Jacquees and I am madder about not signing people that should be at least worth 4 Tours and 4 Albums, and that changes the dial in a Big Hurry in a Big Way. I don't think this is addressed, but, it would be addressed as in having to re-route people back to Cyberspace, where everything seems to be negotiable when we should have a harder line in the sand over Cyberspace like the European Nations.

My Big Fat Greek All Star Wedding

 I feel the needles in the Late Stages of COVID-19 or the Early Post-COVID-19 Days is having a Big, Fat, Greek, and All Star Wedding Crowd and people's money won't be thanked if the Marriage didn't Last at Least 5 Years.

I do not appreciate the Prison Overcrowding Ethics, as we'd open up the Prisons, and sadly, we have not gotten the hint in keeping the Worst of the Worst Safe from the Rest of Us. The whole principle is to not let them get away with more worse like if they where at Home, and once, the whole Federally Violent Prisoner Argument had not been used because the perp would have found his way home, which is what those towns feared.

It is easier to protect the National Pasttime in the National Capital, but, we don't have the leadership that a Faye Vincent or Kennesaw Mountain Landis out of Commissioner Rob Manfred. I do not like why everyone that is Male has to take the RGIII Ethic with their Wives and Girlfriends.

I can't stand Dudes that double or more than double down on their mistakes early and often. I do not like that!

What Would Huey Do?

 I feel that this post is based largely off of Aaron McGruder, who has had just as much effect on my Comedy Beliefs as Tim Allen and Matt Groening, which where big on their own right. I would not rehash any of my more recent posts, and I feel that Joy is Bare.

There hasn't been any series opening line, before or since, that has laid Shockwaves like The Boondocks. Anywhere. And it has been 16 Years and I don't know if bringing back The Boondocks as a Comic Strip or a Series would be a Commercial Liability given some of these themes.

My Grandpas would not approve in the Bad Bar in the Sky about Student Athletes getting Impermissible Benefits. I do not and will not like how Soft Leadership is damaging people!

What Huey Freeman was and still is is a Tragic Product of Soft Leadership. I do not condone everything he says or does, but, I feel the one line that would stick to my ribs is ODB Can Take Care of Himself.

He did and not well and the whole line was getting Ol' Dirty Bastard getting a Presidential Pardon. It has an ironic and tragic effect that Matt Gaetz tried to buy Presidential Pardons like some people's Venmo's.

What the Boondocks would have done is hold accountability to the coals and people would have no idea how people would raise from the Bootstraps. 

Total Relevance Live!

 It is not good when you have to change the name of a bellweather show and even with having to supplant the Request into Relevance. I feel from what I heard, the BET Awards where too close to the MTV Video Music Awards and I'd expect a 50 Cent or a Nelly. A lot of these guys and girls who where nominated at the BET Awards had no business being nominated otherwise had we had a Rap City, Total Request Live and 106 and Park.

I'd feel there has to be a discontent among the Older Members of Pop Culture where the Alumni have to Take Over the Athletic Department. Except, the Alumni are angrier at the Teens and Young Adults today more than having any tangible interest in the Department.

Some of these people would be a Half Court Shot a Second Too Late like Butler and instead, they enable Duke to be All Time Greater. That is not the move you want!

What TikTok and Peleton is guilty of is skimming off of Rights Fees. This is a real major problem and the Rights Fees Skimming is a Different Kind of Black Exploitation like every video having to have a Video Girl instead of Neighborhood Fixtures.

That problem has spilled over from Hip Hop to other arenas of Music. I admit I'd miss having a New York Push, or a St. Louis Push, or an Atlanta Push or a Miami Push among others. If the CD Distributors weren't such Total Jerks, we'd have a Waterloo Push or a Waterloo East Push stronger than that of even the Vietnam Years.

Getting Toronto is actually like getting the Worst International Community and I am angrier that there is no Citywide Push you'd put on from the Grand Theft Auto of the Greater Toronto Area like Ludacris and Young Jeezy out of Atlanta. South Korea and K-Pop is even worse where these Armies Push and Push these Boy and Girl Bands to their Detriment and not a lot of them are Media Trained correctly.

It all comes back to the AJ Foyt and the Craftsman Tools, except AJ Foyt is in very poor health and Craftsman is not Sears Craftsman and that is a repeller and a clawback especially if the Bling Bling Era has gone on in different ways and instead of being bugged for features from your own community, it is K-Pop Stans who wear out the Phone Lines worse.

Every Day Feels Like the Longest Day!

 Every day feels like the Longest Day, and we are not even in World War II! We'd have a half a million things and the truth is, we don't have the money to pay them all. 

My Grandpas would more than disagree with this post, but, the truth is you can't fool a Hard Working Person, an Educated Lady or a Lady that has Nothing. I'd think that every time we'd get running past Memorial Day, we'd either try to tear down the State and pin the tail on every case on Sick Nick.

The fact is, it is more than a Thanksgiving Table. I would think of something different than if Sick Nick where to be suspect somewhere (Sadly, He Is). If I had to think of something around the Thanksgiving or Christmas Family Table, I would not want After All These Years Cases, or even having to scour Naperville like a Ball Hawk.

It is difficult to take or even stomach how long these days are. I don't mind Off Hours at the Bar, or having to blurt the Newsline like it was relevant, but, these Off Hours decorum with Women Problems and Segregation are hindering and limiting our On Hours.

I am not an easy man to get along with when fooled and I don't think people sadly know the difference.

Pop Culture Reality Check

 The way we acted, we swear the "Friends" making New Episodes for the Last Time was Last Night, Not 17 Years Ago Last Night. What is obvious is the Radio Dials have been wobbly and liquid and TRL, 106 and Park, and Rap City had a Combined 44 Years on TV and have no replacement in sight.

How those 3 Series helped out is having a decent After Work or School Dialogue, which does not currently exist. 13 Years Out, I am still angry about how they drug Rap City in Secrecy.

There are too many times where I would say that would have been a TRL #1 and most of us Bloggers came out of the same place in life. We can't not have a decent Pop Culture Discussion without multiple Permanent Disruptions that aren't good.

I feel like TikTok has outsmarted the Cops and worse, the Cops are egging on TikTok. It's Mother's Day Weekend and instead of heated spats over School Security and Who Should Be In College, we have the Same Old Sorry Woman Problems.

I feel like that I am Praystarving the Bad and nobody seems to be interested in fixing it. I don't think most of these Starbucks Baristas are interested in being celebrities as they are an ends to a mean. I don't necessarily want to go rehash High School, but, it is the Mr. Meyer Ethic that people could only take so much attention to a thing before they tune you out or worse.

My medicines are not as long as these Starbucks Orders, and a lot of them are Sugar and Syrup. Sugar and Syrup are not expendable and it is as bad as Madison where the Robbers are Winning and the Cops are Disinterested like Chief Wiggum or Joe Swanson.

To be fair, I am hungry like the Bayou Classic should be Thanksgiving and New Orleans or hungry like Me and My Cousin Would Argue over should be on the McDonald's All American Team. Hunger Strikes do not work here in Eastern Iowa and Governor Reynolds is in the Penalty Box for the Business of Politics and The University of Iowa has not proven World Class Things.

I'd rather prove having Young and Hip again like it was 1999 again and I feel guilty and worn out like Interleague Play. I don't necessarily feel like wanting another Frat Boy and worse, Bros because both kinds of Man Children are not Charlie Brown and some of these things are a Real Life Handmaid's Tale.

The Whole World Does Not Play Around With the Puerto Rican Day Parade!

The Whole World and I mean the Whole World knows about, celebrates and does not play around with the Puerto Rican Day Parade! I feel not as an exploiter or an appropriator, which is rotten enough, especially as these times are rotten, but, they are natural facts.

Abel Ortiz's Denial of his Charges in the Puerto Rican Day Parade even now raises hackles, and negative emotions even now. I feel Mr. Ortiz and a lot of these other creeps in this wilding, which I remember vividly, and a lot of people do, still do not own remorse or responsibility for their actions.

And, that particular incident raised a lot of different storms in Popular Culture and Urban Popular Culture, particularly in the 2000's. Even though Puerto Rican Days is a Celebration and a Spring Break, which is rare in New York City, it is not a license to just cause problems, like in 2007 when Rival Gangs caused problems en route.

The fact even now New York City's Darkest Times would generally not get kid-gloved or desensitized even now hinders what honors films and filmmakers would get later on.

And, the fact of the matter even though the gentrification phase has come and gone like a wrecking ball and a Hurricane, but, that does not mean that the cultural mannerisms have not left New York City.

I feel the Extreme Championship Wrestling's Lineup Medical Problems needs a Deeper Dive

Even though the Extreme Championship Wrestling still couldn't release their full DVD Collection on DVD for Legal Reasons, I wonder if the Extreme Championship Wrestling's Lineup Medical Problems need a deeper dive, especially when we are starving for quality Sports Journalism.

I would feel it would be akin to how Wrestlemania VI or the Ice Bowl Starting Lineup still has ongoing medical problems. And the Whole ECW was there was no rules and they where not afraid to show it.

I am not a doctor and I feel that there'd be fuss having to bring whole eras rosters into the Medical Arena, because this was not a Yes Sir/No Sir Promotion.

This blew the lid on Sports, blew the lid on Culture and blew the lid on Pop Culture in a way nothing before or since would just do. We'd have almost 25-30 Years with no comprehension and I am sure people aren't always going to like the answers.

There is a real percentage of medical problems with 75 Percent of ECW's Roster Can't Pay their Bills or are Deceased or Incarcerated. This would be a pain to post, even if I was a full tilt Wrestling Fan, but, I do admit that Sports Science should be more encompassing and academic.

When you'd have Science do its thing, people learn and I feel the habits of the ECW are all over the board with Promotions rising and falling and that is another issue, too.

Friends and How it ended vs. Smackdown

WWE Smackdown!'s Ratings have always been a cry for help and Raw is War has always mostly been Simpsons Ratings or Higher. I would feel like since I'd stand on my High Horse in principle and not just ape Pop Culture, but, how those battles prolonged Friends.

The first year Smackdown was in business, they where pulling in better ratings than Friends and that would have been the first end of the series, knowing the All Star List of Series that called it a day and then some at the time. I am not just saying it because it wouldn't just be another near "We Lost Rick Mears!" Freakout until it was not so and it took the longest time to calm a raw cultural nerve.

Then in 2001, Smackdown! won the WWE its lone Season Championship, in spite of having to back channel results and shows, and that took a Season Championship away from Friends. I would have been happier it ending there for reasons.

But, no, the massive contract and the insistence to win the Ratings where the dynamite of the Rachel's Baby Season (Season 8). I would have felt better without having to tow diversity (Aisha Tyler) or deprive a Final Full Season.

Trust me, these are not new arguments and Rachel Green is more protected than Bugs Bunny. I doubt a Friends and Looney Tunes mash-up would work, but a 30 Year Old Harry Potter Cast and a 50 Year Old Gang of 6 would. I don't know if rehashing 2 Franchises just to put on a White Whale to get people out of the house would be worth it, but, you don't start with a White Whale.

What I would say is this is not the togetherness I'd wanted. I would still have insisted on a Final Season at least being 25 Episodes, which would have been too much to ask for, and today, we'd only be together because Natural Disasters, Babies, and No Other Choice.

750: People Want to Do Healthy Culture For Themselves

I feel like this has to be a DIY Advancement in people want to do healthy culture for themselves. I'd think Drake is guilty of stealing culture, namely stealing Houston Urban Culture for himself and no one else.

The reason why I would say 750 is the fact certain District Attorneys and other elected officials are letting off the gas as far as prosecutions of non-Grand Theft Thefts. If I was a Mom and Pop, everything from Gum to Hard Liquor would be counted equally as theft losses.

I don't see a healthy Video Culture, nor do I see Concerts like it was a 007 Movie. I feel the Young and Hip would need to be Safe and Secure last and first, and that is not currently happening.

What I can't get is why the jilting people over and over and over and over and again and again and again and again and oh yeah, again, culture is acceptable. I feel like why we'd try to focus on Mental Health, sadly, is it doesn't invite the sympathies of say something final like cancer.

To be frank, we are offput to the point that it is not fun. And, we'd need Good Things as in more than a few.

Drake can't resurrect a 10 Year, 500 Week Poll Run

We've had peak Drake in the same time it was peak Michael Jackson. But, what's icy in all this is we've had more US Internationals inundate us. And, with a lot of the isms, we keep thinking who is Elton John or Nelly except one problem, their not Elton John or Nelly.

This decade is more physical and personal than the 1980s and I feel, too, why not let us ride anything and everything within reason? The heater I keep having in the chillaxness of trying to be reclusive or worse yet, hermits, doesn't help in a lot of things, from Summer Movies to the Legal System.

I feel like are we human, or are we going to attempt 50000 in the New York Stock Exchange? Even though I am harping vibrantly on the non-stop party of the 2000s Ending Rudely, via The Killers, but, I feel we had been more icy silver or icy white on reentry like NHL Ice and people up here have icy memories to crashes and tragedy, unfortunately.

And, they don't take kindly in these parts to writing more books than fiction. What is wild, I doubt people would get away with the VMAs being "Strange". They changed the trophy already once, and I feel the best anyone can do is have a dry run until the 2nd Person Notices and Wins. Hey, we can fix that long before we even script a Cinema "Batman Beyond".

What If We Where Really, Really There For Great Sports and Pop Culture?

I feel why not be really, really there for Great Sports and Pop Culture like we wore our Swim Trunks and Swimsuits for every Red Hot Summer Day or needed to be in Southern California from January to December to only cope with our bad, bad selves?

I feel the disappointments and anger in a lean pop culture cut too deep. Conversely, we have too many people who's life drained the art and the all time greatness. To a man, I feel I'd want All Time Greatness like it was a rally for all time.

And, I doubt no 8 Year Contract for Free Stuff until the Fall of 2025 would be a good image. Speaking of image in that system, who leads the band does matter. I'd want to see the metal in London, Detroit and Rock and Roll in that particular order.

I know a lot of us would do Dan Marino Careers, but, the peeve is why is the salty pros make us sour? It's like they keep expecting to break through, but, throwing a Middle of the Internet Ball like they play for the Red Bulls is not a good image.

I feel why not elevate and raise the bar, not tax the bar. Barkeeps don't like the bar taxed because that would be their hard earned money. I feel remaking Wrigleyville to nothing would get a few people, but, they've been the middle point of Chicago Neighborhoods. I don't think being cool just to be cool is fun, and I howl for my bonds like I had them and I had to search endlessly. I feel not want to miss a thing is overboard, but, what about the health beyond "Remember The Merchandise"?