Bond vs. Barta X is the Latest Iowa Hawkeyes Stand Down

I feel that Bond Shymansky's NCAA Standoff over his leave of absence is serious. Gary Barta is acting Church Silent like it is a regular day over at Melrose Avenue. But, this is a stand down that is costing us money.

I could never recall any Eastern Iowa that is sadly disshapen. I conversely, could never recall my territory as full blast apatheic and indifferent to apatheic as it is now.

I feel the worst thing is Mr. Harreld cannot be troubled to answer to another problem person in the Hawkeye Orbit. Mount Vernon should be Academic, Cedar Rapids Washington shouldn't be as lost to culture as it is currently and Iowa City West shouldn't be an SRO Case because they lost their Student Base to North Liberty.

What is cycling the guilt here is I would have fired everyone for not getting NCAA Gold. That did not happen. Between the clingy air of Mad Love is regular madness, like Video Game Developers, out of fear of losing an European Customer Base, call Bad Guys Bad Dudes like they are any other bad dudes.

I am sick 4 Weeks Into Summer that we can't just be claustrophobic and worse, tip a community that already doesn't have anything good worse. It is not good the Lionheart Hex is not funny. To think of it this year, I'd love Hometown Hawks where we never got any in Eastern Iowa, and we are not doing Love right. It'd be bad not to claim Her Gold in most Young Adults Lifetimes, and it is equally raw and unjust to let the Winningest Non-Analog Conference Champion (Rick Stocksill, Middle Tennessee State) and Ottumwa High (Chris Ash, Rutgers), steal victories home. And, this is the College Football Sesquenntial Season, mind you.

It cuts that we'd blow 300 Capital One Cup Points in the same quarter. The Regular Season Winter Big Ten Basketball Hex is looming at 40 Seasons with life to go, there'd be no Road to Quohog for erratic Baseball Play, and other than not having the Artie Ziff outmoney and outsmart people because he is Smug, Arrogant, and Comfortable, there is not a lot of good to be had.

The reason I'd say Stand Down because Stand Off is too overused like an Icepack. It is not any better off when you'd not have a Workforce because they are dysfunctionalized, and it gets less better off because highkey, we are not championship contenders currently.

The Midnight Riide of Barta X

If Roses are Red and Bluebonnets are Blue, I think the concrete filling ride of the Upset Run on Iowa's Rivals Turf for NCAA Gold would be stratuspheroic as Beilein landing in the A and Izzo landing on issues. And, the NCAA Gold would be in the Halls of Carver Hawkeye Arena, and the stratosphere would be obvious.

Barta X (Gary Barta) ducks out of Cedar Falls worse than Beilein, and the Iowa Economy needs to fill the concrete of the decaying infrastructure left and right. And, Crazy Uncle Cousin would demolish the Iowa Fieldhoue and every brick would land on eBay.

And, sadly, the only way not to pay Fran is an NCAA Investigation came to town. Even though people moods would be dark, and it would be inevitably dark, but, that would be the stone cold truth. And, next Summer, it'd be yay, we are doing special things.

And, the energy would be poppin' through Iowa City like San Francisco. And, you'd have everyone runnin' like their chariot was on fire, and that would not be good. And, replacing Iowa Fieldhouse is Iowa City Live! and King Henry the VIII would be running in the overcrowd.

And, Iowa couldn't dunk on Ole Miss to save them, and the Baddest Dude in the Underworld becomes Iowa City's Hero. Sadly, they all had enough. And, it would make the sense of Chris Doyle coaching Football and Wrestling. And, we'd have enough sense to make the Man in Drag Cosplaying as Wonder Woman as the Marathon Hero.

It would be a rambling mess, like saying we'd elect Kings, Queens, Princes and Princesses. And, hypthetically, we'd have people driving Bulldozers and Tractors to Work in the City.