Dan Snyder is Deferring Much, Much Needed Justice

 Dan Snyder is trying to hide on a Megayacht and that is deferring much, much needed justice. I'd feel hurt that as a Fan, I'd feel that the St. Louis Dance would go on too long.

What chaffs is having to hide from the Other 30 Independent NFL Owners and their accusing behaviors. The deference of having to wreck a flagship has very real and truthful consequences.

Dan Snyder has always been about deferring justice and decisions. Washington DC would need Class, and lots of it.

It is an extra long game of Hangman as it becomes a Game of who's Forced Retirement goes on First: Vince McMahon, Donald Trump, or Dan Snyder.

How likely would America Own the Washington Commanders?

I feel that I would not be interested in an April Fool's Joke. And, I will get to get to my Drag Race Bowl at some point. But, the Washington Commanders have made Washington DC a Year Round Nightmare.

The likelihood America would Own the Washington Commanders is Imminent because you'd have to tone down the Off Hours Matters before you'd get to the On Hours Matters. People forgot Commanders Football was a Powerhouse and we couldn't have Mississippi Outbursts through the Years.

The likelihood America Owning the Commanders would be akin to America Owning the Dallas Cowboys to break the 3 Ring Circus that was everyday around America's Team. The Unaccountability in the Owner's Box is not a Joke and I feel that we don't have another Irsay left to ruin the Colts, or Haslams will probably be history after Deshaun Watson and the Khans would run out of Money and the NFL would stipulate Local Ownership for the Jaguars.

If America Owned the Commanders, I would think the On Field Product would be Hysterically Dim. Like the 1976-1977 Tampa Bay Buccaneers dim.

Dan Snyder, I Command A Drug Test!

 The Unaccount of Washington DC has been a Popular Serial of this Blog Era. I am taking my best Lowcow in Iowa Sports History, which Ike Light and Montell Marion where anything but low bars.

But, Dan Snyder, I COMMAND A DRUG TEST! No, I am not joking. 

I feel that Dan Snyder will be as greasy as his Washington Spirit Counterpart, Steve Baldwin, and his insufferable Ron Franklin-esque Butters Greaser of a Bruce Allen in trying to sell the team. It is the Little Brother that keeps getting in trouble and you'd realize a little too late he'd not make a Good Brother in Law.

Dan Snyder and Chronically Filing for Bankruptcy is as Common as Jim Beam and Jack Daniels. Well, that's Donald Trump.

But, think for a second that it was Dan Snyder.

The Owners Club would have been fed up with his junk years ago.

The Chemical Miseducation of Washington DC is no joke and I'd rib, rib, rib no matter what, but, the real Emotional Wounds of Old DC is No Laughing Matter.

Still Burned!

 I feel that generally, Dan Snyder would be a Bailee if it was any other time. I feel the Unaccountability of Washington DC begins and ends with Dan Snyder. I feel smoked more than burned over bad Behind the Scenes Stories.

You can't keep filing for Bankruptcy just to get New Money. I feel that where we are is we'd have a Scenario Where'd We'd Have #1 Offense, #1 Defense, and #1 Team like the Houston Oilers and we'd crate it early every year.

The Crate Burns are not invisible. I don't think it's helped that you don't have a Long Term Role Model for Kids since Sean Taylor, and that was 15 Years Ago. Dan Snyder and his Bastion of Poor Judgment has recolored the Nation's Capitol.

We can't ignore a Washington DC Losing Streak because of these shenanigans. I want so badly and madly an All Undefeated Super Bowl just to clean up the Garbage. Worse, the City doesn't even have the Same Self Esteem in Sports.

This is the Chocolate City and anywhere you turn, you see History! I do not see in Washington DC is accountability, and we'd turbocharge a Global GDP to Do Nothing! There has not been a Spectacular Draft Pick since RGIII came to Town and Left.

I feel that the Freeballing of FedEx Field is a Concern and I feel that FedEx Field was rushed into Service, because the Late Jack Kent Cooke hated Baltimore for Losing the Colts and wouldn't let go of the Ravens coming into town.

The Difference Between "Red Dot" and Unaccountability in the Same Area is Unreal

 With Bart Scott animatedly saying "RED DOT! RED DOT!" on National TV proving you can't be both a Ham and a TV Personality, but Bart Scott tries to be both. In reality, in the Same Area, Separated by 1 Year, how FedEx Field Falls Apart and M and T Bank Stadium is Steady and Stately is the Difference in Culture.

Baltimore Ravens Ownership do not have to throw themselves into every Situation. But, that does not mean they've thrown "Roseanne" Contracts for Double the Highest Paid Network TV Star at the Time.

Those Roseanne Contracts Cradled to the Grave Joe Flacco's Otherwise HOF Career and Ruined Ray Rice's Judgment. The Roseanne Redux around Owings Mills was not just Josh Allen and Buffalo beating Baltimore for the 1st Time in Playoff History, but Josh Allen beating Lamar Jackson to the Contract, to add shame to the Long Suffering Baltimore Fan.

The Baltimore Fan does not suffer in silence well. Around Washington DC, everything around FedEx Field is Broken. Dan Snyder inserts all his $$$$$ into Salaries and it shows. Keep in mind, both stadiums are in the Same Area, a Shorter Drive than Baltimore Memorial to RFK.

I am thinking Jack Kent Cooke's Replacement (Original Name) needs to be a 40 Year Replacement. RFK Stadium made it to its Mid 50's before it lost commission and the Stadium will regrettably go away in 2022. RFK Stadium was where the White and Blue Collar DC would safely cross paths.

What Dan Snyder has left behind is a Worldwide Joke of DC Sports which is bigger than anything that the End of the 1970's Left Us.

The Atrocity of Washington Sports is Too Much to Bear!

 The Atrocity of Washington Sports is Too Much to Bear! That is not a Lighthearted Word, and the Sunday Night Fight is another lowlight in a Lowlight Year.

No one in the City of Washington,DC takes Development Seriously Enough! That is bad enough and that is only worsened by the fact the City is Stuck with Kindergarten Cops for Owners.

Keystone Cops would have known the Protocols of the Job, but Kindergarten Cops are Enforcers and Sloppy Enforcers at that. Washington DC has had Back to Back Kindergarten Cops on their Job and the World's Job!

I do not like what I am seeing out of Old DC! I feel that what is Wrong is a Lot of Things, and there is not a lot of nice things to say if a City's Sports is Garbage!

I am bitter that this Was The District of Champions! A lot of the City's Behavior would be saved for or more appropriate for Las Vegas. Everyone in Old DC would Remember the Merchandise, Stanley Cup Keg Stands, and the Surreality of actually getting to defend a World Series Pennant.

Not only the Enforcers are Sloppy, but, they are Rough as Well! That is a big problem and your City's Biggest Sports Star Still is Russian!

SPIES! I Am Gutted that Dan "Cartman" Snyder Would Lower Himself to that Tactic!

 SPIES! I feel that I am gutted that Dan "Cartman" Snyder and Bruce "Butters" Allen would lower themselves to that tactic! Those two greasers would enable a 3rd Greaser, Steve Baldwin, and he greased not only Women's Soccer, but Women's Sports in a City that had 0 Business hosting a Championship, but, he greased a Women's Soccer Championship along the way.

It feels like Washington DC is the biggest customer of Grease and Grease By-Products. Sadly, that is not a Joke. This is the District of Champions DC or even the Nobody's Going to Mess With Me DC. We don't see either of that.

I even wanted to go as far as an All Undefeated Super Bowl, which has never happened before and almost happened 2 Different Ways and 11 Plays out of Thousands out of the Same Year, 1999, but, that was not just Sports Entertainment. I wanted a Buffalo-Dallas III especially on Dallas's End, especially when Philadelphia did a Mid 1970's Green Bay Packers or a Mid 1970's Baltimore Colts on America without even trying to and the Giants punted on Tristan Wirfs.

Everyone in Washington DC does not take kindly to Spies! And, that would include why their Current Sports Hero is Russian and not American. That hack act would have flown in New York City, but, it was  a National Security and an International Security Washington DC.

It's been a 23 Year Coma in Old DC and I don't think any of us like it.

Butters Still is Throwing Grease on Old DC

 Butters, or Bruce Allen is Still Throwing Grease on Old DC, making a Towering Inferno Worse. Butters and Cartman, or Dan Snyder, can and will do the Throwing Grease Habit on a Fire like it was Heroin.

When I see Old DC, I should see Men of Honor. Instead, I keep seeing Shame Rain like Acid Rain.

The ironic quip in South Park's "Go Fund Yourself" is Butters didn't want to get hurt. Butters, coincidentally, is about hurting people and he knows it.

The irony is South Park lives Rent Free in Everyone in the City of Washington DC. M and T and Jack Kent Cooke are almost virtually in the Same Neighborhood, and the Shells of RFK and Baltimore Memorial always where talked about in closeness for years.

I am not hungry for Grease or Junk. Actually, I am hungry and hurting for leadership. A lot of people are.

Snyder's Backdraft!

 I feel that we'd dig into the Oft Repeated 1990's Backdraft Well, but, in Old DC, having to try to quell Snyder's Inferno with Snyder's Backdraft has not gone over smoothly. It is not a Backfire, it is a Backdraft!

The matters have not been helped at all. There is nothing that will stop Beth Wilkinson, and that is an Understatement.

I would think that the Drafts and Redrafts would make this Inferno Worse. 

I don't enjoy having to bring up how bad the Past Tense Redskins has broken things badly, and I feel even their One Hero in the Post Prime Gibbs Years has been Broken in Death and not healed.

Nobody Planned to Retire Sean Taylor's 21 in THIS Matter!

 I would lose my cool at not necessarily wanting to retire Sean Taylor's 21, because it should have been arithmetic years ago, but, NO, Dan Snyder had the nerve to Spring it On People 3 Whole Days Before It Happened!

Losing Sean Taylor caused a Whole Different Kind of Dysfunction in Old DC, and one that is too far from Healthy. Dan Snyder has not acted well or even appropriately to Sean Taylor's Loss through the Years, and that is a Burn the Size of Old DC.

The Playoff Winning Hex is Alive and Burning at 16 Years, and the one thing that Dan Snyder would get livid about is Him Losing Money. I would really be mad that Washington DC's Bubble has been nothing short of Bad Sports.

The bad sports in the Shadow of the US Capitol has not gone unnoticed Nationally and Globally. For a City that Takes Pride in its Football and Sports History, it feels like whatever Salad Days Old DC had are Long Forgotten.

Washington DC gave us The Sports Machine, a More Well Rounded Sports Center, but there is no one interested in keeping the Sports Machine Competent or Safe. That Safety or Lack of It Goes Far Beyond Ashburn, as Women's Sports is In Flames, and that is instead of keeping the Eternal Flame Under Control.

The madness is Seating having to Bash Someone Else's Banner Raising and be a Poor Loser in a Losing Effort! There would be other things under the Regulator's Nose that would be a National Scandal waiting to Happen, but, the problem of Unaccountability is too big to ignore.

Loyal Butters has No Job and is Up to No Good!

 Loyal Butters (Bruce Allen) has No Job and is Up to No Good! Butters and Cartman (Dan Snyder) would be Cats and Dogs while it rains Cats and Dogs in Old DC. While we are on Her Ruin Porn, or better yet, Ruin Smut, is having a President who is the Jukebox Hero which is not really a Welcome Gift after the Trump Show Subsided, You'd Have Women's Sports Ownership who'd be Happy to Replace Women's Soccer Starlets and Goddesses with T and A and that is keeping it PG-13.

The pages of the Snyder Emails are longer than the Entire Harry Potter Book Series. It is a Long Books and it kept Publishing Firms in Business and we wouldn't have captured the Snitch of the Genesis Tub of Other Book Series Either.

We know Dave Chappelle can't and won't handle Fame Well, like Tyrone Biggums is the Black Moe Syzlak, we know that Women's Soccer Starlets and Goddesses would detest Dan Snyder being their Man and their God like he does not need to be either, and we'd not need Celebrities! All Stars! VIP's! Weddings! Blackstone Sisters! like it was Des Moines.

But no, it is Washington DC and we'd need Minorities! Women! Minority Women! be shining like the Stars of the Chocolate City and the Jerseys are Getting Lonelier and Louder. I'd feel like it is like Mississippi and Mississippi can't and won't take a Hint over Grassley!, Ovechkin! and the Beer Baron! like we need a Beer Baron under the Regulators Noses.

The Trump Show is Subsidized like the Early 1990's Houston Oilers are a Culture, and that is not good.

I'd rather have Class and Role Models for Kids out of Old DC

 I feel that I am mad that Dan Snyder can't pull a Medical Team together. I generally joke that he should run the DC United and the Washington Spirit, but, what makes that unholy and uncivil is if Dan Snyder was allowed with the Washington Spirit, he'd replace all the Women's Soccer Starlets and Goddesses (Which I am using neither loosely) with T and A.

I'd feel like that instead of Class, the Washington Football Team snooks the most undeserved Division Championship in the History of Division Championships. I am not a DC Sports Fan or even a Washington DC Supporter, but, it is not OK to be a National Laughingstock in the National Capitol.

Other than not doing House Arrest well, and turning it into a Different Kind of House Arrest, the degradation of Old DC can't go unnoticed. You can't be throwing Haymakers like they where a World Title Fight and get focused on a World Championship. Other than having to Anchor more than Anger, the absence of a Training Table is Painful to Watch.

We'd need both an Exorcism and a Pray Starving out of Old DC. Instead of Make Another Album, they keep doing their thing until it becomes stale and repetitive. I would laugh if the Medical Team was also the Drinking Team, and it would make for great laughs, but, generally, a lot of the History would be Honorable and not a Comic Farce.

The NWSL is Essentially Dan Snyder Being In Charge of a League

 It is scary to admit that the NWSL is Essentially Dan Snyder being in Charge of a League. Instead of the Actual GLOW, which made the WCW and WWF among others change their tunes, it is problems with Women being allowed to keep running like the Black Eyed Peas and the Women Athletes having to be Ballhawks on and off hours.

It would be a scary thought to have someone or someone's so craven that you'd let serious Women Problems run amok. The Washington Spirit's Head Coaching Title is reading as Vacant as I am typing it and the Unaccount of Washington DC is a Fission in the Nuclear Reactor in this Springfield Nuclear Power Plant of a Meltdown.

Even if we stop a Near Meltdown or More than One Near Meltdown, or a China Syndrome, and or China Syndromes, we'd still have questions. No one is checking if the Bus has Wheels and I feel that it is pathologically the worst of the worst plucked off the streets just to Coach Women's Soccer.

The NWSL is a China Snydrome and having to turn a Chernobyl into a Three Mile Island in "King Sized Homer" of The Simpsons is dangerous, and the script would be even more dangerous if you had to play people just so you can Work From Home.

That would be a Home School Plan on Steroids and that would be a Serious Game Over, and the Fan Decorum has to be out of hand since USA Soccer came home without a Gold, and now, Paul Riley being dismissed from the League after the Washington Spirit debacles are trashing DC Sports left and right.

The Washington Spirit and DC United Need Dan Snyder

 With the NWSL putting out Junk Soccer and not knowing what to do behind the scenes, the Washington Spirit and the DC United Need Dan Snyder like you'd need Life Advice from a Junkie. What would be fun and sad at the same time is Dan Snyder would be the Model T of Unaccount in Sports and he would not be afraid to use the Model T Bone for infuriating wrecks.

What would be sad and devastating is Dan Snyder thinking he's Ted Lasso and instead, he lassoes the Worst Promotions and instead of Women Athletes, he doubles down on the T and A. Instead of not giving him any more Nuclear Weapons, he doubles down on the T and A with Cheerleaders for the Washington Spirit and the DC United.

The NWSL and Minor League Soccer would not know what they are doing and they'd have an Owner who'd not know what he's doing and it would bring shame to Old DC. It would become a National Contest between President Biden and Dan Snyder in who is more incompetent.

Instead, Jack Kent Cooke (Original Name) did not expect his House to become a Theme Park from Hell and everyone is Touchdown to Cause Hell like it was Baton Rouge. 

Let's See How Many Teams Dan Snyder Can Mess Up?

 The Washington Spirit's Power Struggle would invite Dan Snyder to say "I'M A HELOPHILIAC!" to get into, out of and back into Fights. I feel that the Power Struggles between the Washington Spirit and the DC United would invite Dan Snyder to own them and dislocate them to the Snyder's Tomb of FedEx Field.

The terror of Dan Snyder is well, well into Sports Infamy. If you gave a Womanizer a Women's Sports Team, your alienating actual Women. If you gave a Womanizer With Money a Women's Sports Team, you'd alienate Little Girls and their Moms. Dan Snyder would be given Cheerleaders, a Team, a Culture, and he'd destroy it!

At Snyder's Crypt, Cryptkeeper Snyder would sell a ton of Bud Lights and Busch Lights and they'd lead the NWSL in Beer Sales. Dan Snyder would want more T and A, when Commissioner Goodell warned him off of the T and A.

And worse, he'd ice being the Barry Switzer of NFL Owners. I would believe he would double down on the T and A and ice out the Actual Women Athletes even further. Everyone is running around DC like it was a Problem and at this rate, they'd name the Football Team after the DC United.

Worse, you'd hire a Drunken Narcoleptic to Manage and Think He's Coach as the Real Coach doesn't even have Her Autograph Cards. You'd have a Pastor be a Peacemaker, than you'd have the Ice Cream Man think he's CEO, and the Real CEO would look mad.

No Leadership and Undateable Men are Everywhere!

 The things that really are an emotional reservoir that have let go and then some since the Red, White and Blue are No Leadership and Undateable Men are Everywhere. I feel like I am praystarving the Alesha Unit and Human Decency into Existence like I've been searching for 20 Years and I do not come close to seeing Mr. Bauman's Replacement or even decent In-Laws.

I feel what hits different is the pause in "Brought to You Courtesy (Of the Red,White and Blue)" like there need to be boots in the rear, and instead, we are stuck with Soft Leadership. We are haunted, and if Love Island, Real World, Big Brother, The Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars all crashed, we'd do the Celebrity Portion in the Celebrity All Star VIP Wedding.

Instead of comfortably relatable Twentysomethings on the Bachelorette, we got stuck with Undateables or Unmarriables? It would be so frightening on so many levels it is not funny.

Speaking of not funny, we have blown out the Fall of Saigon Many Times Over. We can't win for winning and it hurts the accountability that Old DC is stuck in the Late 2000's. If Washington DC was the Ultimate No Holds Barred Reality Show on HBO, it would be our Families that would be unwittingly thrown into a Network Ethic.

Undateable Men need to be Called Out, because they are a Menace To, a Menace For, and a Menace Against Society! I feel I wouldn't need a Mrs. Anthony or an Anthony Edward Jr. to Justify My Billboards, because Billboards and Baggage do not mix.

I feel what South Park is guilty of is icing Women's Rights and The Environment, and Icing Washington DC along the way while pissing off Game of Thrones Fans. I feel that I don't really own a Wing or a Prayer if Seth McFarlane couldn't buy his way off Fox and I'm denied the 1990 Simpsons Voices along the Way because of that, it would come down to his Tucker Sized Beef with Rupert.

What if the Washington Football Team had to take a Check for the #1 Pick the Same Matter they tried to do for New England?

Accountability is long lost at this time and it would make me Sick and Mad, like a Riverboat Gambler. I wonder what if the Washington Football Team had to take a Check for the #1 Pick the Same Matter they tried to do for New England?

Think of it this way, instead of saying "No Dice!" angrily like the Sullivan Family, Dan Snyder being so far to the Wolves that he'd have little and no other choice but to take the check instead of a 1st Round Pick. That could actually happen.

Instead, hypothetically, the New England Patriots needed a Boat Anchor worse than a Quarterback. And, having a Key Middle Linebacker Cog in Boston would punish the Scoreboard in a Different Way and the Football Team would be without a 1st Round Pick, and instead, got someone off the City Bus to be Closer to the Plane.

(Knowing Old DC, that could actually happen for real.)

Dan Snyder would not be any better or holier or more Superior than the Rest of Washington DC. Instead, the Football Team threw a flyer on the Next Kurt Warner and didn't even think of it, in typical Snyder Fashion. Worse than that, he didn't think of the Guy's Record and he'd be lost in the T and A of this Snyderverse.

What New England would get is being maladjusted for the Divisional Rockfights where Buffalo would win a Super Bowl while Undefeated, New York Jets would bring back the Sack Exchange and the Joe Willie Jockey Greens and Miami would return to respectability.

Washington DC would be woefully Un and Underinsured as Dallas would either Go Undefeated or Try to Win the Super Bowl, Philadelphia would have the nerve to land someone else's 1st Rounder for an Undrafted Pick and the New York Giants would try to build a Running Back Core, which they've always gone long, not short.

What Would Happen if the Unaccount of Washington DC was Expected?

 I really wonder what would really happen if the Unaccount of Washington DC was Expected? Would the Washington Football Team lose so memorably that they'd Collect #1 Picks Every Year and the Losing Streak would put the Tampa Bay Buccaneers to Shame?

Instead of our Best and Brightest, we sent anyone and everyone to Old DC? It would be the Smug, Arrogant, Comfortable, Untouchable, and In Your Face Personality all wrapped up into one.

Instead of the Soul of the Inner City, it would be running around like they got Money until it was found out it wasn't so. It would go on and on and on and on and the Bubble of Unaccountability would become not just National Champions, but World Champions.

It would be Macabre on Macabre and the Worst People would take up the Best Spaces. Instead of a Businesslike, Yes Sir, No Sir Old DC, it would really Get Old, even for those that would tolerate it otherwise.

The puns would be easy to write, but, it would be hard to do anything and everything else.

Would Dan Snyder Make A More Vicious Itchy and Scratchy Show?

 I feel like I would jump all over Washington DC like a Pancake for a good reason. And, I wonder instead of Survivor, would the Itchy and Scratchy Show be a more better fit? 

Dan Snyder would be Scratchy like Scratchy was socially acceptable and it was a better version of Tom and Jerry, like Today's Kids where not aware of Tom and Jerry and the Greatness of Old DC.

What Kids and Moms are aware of is how Cartman and Butters fit Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen. The gruesomeness of Old DC is sadly, on display, like 10 Year Olds don't want to replace President Clinton, they want to be the Outlaws in the Outlaw Mud Show.

Old DC is in Batman Beyond Conditions, and instead of a Suspended High School Wrestler having to fill in being a Hero, there is no hero to be found. What is vicious and more vicious is the Injustices toward Women and Girls are coming out of Old DC and it is not good that you have to inspire Treehouse of Horror Names.

Dan Snyder Will NOT Change His Behavior!

 I feel that Dan Snyder will NOT Change his Behavior, and instead of his Peer's Mom, he is hiding behind his Wife, Tanya, who is appointed to Day to Day Operations! I don't think Roger Goodell has a Long Future as NFL Commissioner and Goodell has not been a Snyder Fan and the only easy thing in Old DC is to have a Snyder Cut.

A Snyder Cut in Old DC would be welcomed to restoring its Character and Bringing a Stadium to Old DC when in the On Again, Off Again DC Statehood Argument in the Mid 1990's Calling Washington DC a National Park when the National Park Service angrily protested.

You can't get anywhere in and out of Old DC or the DMV when your Owner is Compared to Eric Cartman of South Park. I'd feel that one of the running jokes that is not a joke is keep Dan Snyder away from Expectant Moms!

The thing that alienates Old DC is Dan Snyder would double down on the Cheesecake like he is a Thirsty Fellow. If I was me, I would replace FedEx Field and not just the field. I am thinking what Las Vegas is doing or has done, is making some of the League's Stronger Holds want New Stadiums.