Very Afraid of Having Another "Men Without Hats" Phase

 My Fear of Unemployment would beat a Fear of Commitment any day. I feel that a Fear of Commitment is driving the Unemployment Rate and that drives and repels everything away from Women to actually being Your Honor. It is scary and it drives the bus on a lot of things.

Social Services do not like being swamped. Realtors do not like being swamped. Realtors despise you being a Realtor just to Get the Girls. I'd rather Defend the Girls than Get the Girls. I feel that I would make a Terrible Brother In Law, especially if I can't drive to Pick Up Babies on Short Notice.

I am Autistic, and I'd call out anyone who'd not do what they are supposed to. I feel Very Afraid of Another "Men Without Hats" Phase, which made for the most confusing and embarrassing One Hit Wonder in History, and the whole phrase, to keep it Family, was a Very Organic Unemployment Crisis and to make said Crisis Worse, Certain Entitled Males would run In and Out of Jobs.

I am almost 37, and I'd howl if the Next Bachelor was 47, and can't handle His Ladies. If that was the case, I'd rather'd have Trista Sutter like Tomorrow, if she was available. In reality, that can't and won't happen because I'd be Disabled and I would flail harder than Brian the Family Dog.

It is scary, and Kids Need Role Models. Moms need those Role Models for Kids not to hit on them, or hit them and bring shame to them. I hate the Jerry Lewis Ethic where he was Flowers to Kids Who Either Had Nothing, or Nothing Left to Go, but, was Garbage to Women.

One way to know if someone's True to their Racounteuring, Check the Pensions. Seriously. You won't get a Pension for being Jefferson upsetting Washington from the Playoffs in the 1970's, but, CHECK THE YEARBOOKS!

You don't get a Pension for throwing 5 Touchdowns in High School when that was Scientifically Impossible Most Places in America, but, handling yourself well gets a pension better than having to drag on about 1 Summer 23 Years Ago and You Got a Pension because of it, which pensions where reserved for US Senators and Veterans.

The Fear of Commitment Has Real Consequences

 I am piling it on like West Virginia Drunken Narcolepsy that the Fear of Commitment has Real Consequences. It has Real Consequences as in Not Being a Responsible Son or Brother In Law or Better Yet, when it comes time to Replace Tony Barnhart, Keith Jackson and Beano Cook, the best you can do is Pull Up like a 2000's Hip Hop Star and Do Little Else along the way.

I feel that it is the Same College Radio Station having the Same 50 Year Old Weird Guy Calling about the Mid 1990's and to make it worse, the Poor College Freshman who barely made it to Campus has to hit the deck because She Heard the Tale From Her Mom and Aunts. Sadly, with Joseph Lombard and Jason Jacoby, both men are all that and the whole Bag of Chips, and not in a Good Way.

With Joseph Lombard, the consequences are Corporate, with NBCSN Pulling Tail a Year After His Arrest and as a Result, it makes Motorsports Coverage harder to find than it already is. With Jason Jacoby, instead of College Radio, he impersonates other YouTubers to win the Benefit of the Doubt on Dave Moody when his # is Banned and he can't have a Smartphone because he is So Creepy.

Sirius has to Pull Wise and Turn Jacoby Over to Law Enforcement ASAP. They know it is Not Danny B's Number and they know it is not Austin Ogonoski's Number. What is sadder is both Jacoby and Lombard would try to play Games like they are Backstreet Boys Career and by their Mid 40's, they'd be Bailees when a lot of their Peers Would Have Careers.

Careers, like we finally replaced Bob Jenkins and Benny Parsons. Both Men's Support Systems would have been shot and they'd try to latch on Moms or Young Women and they'd have too much. That is a Problem, and the Closest Thing that what Jason Jacoby wanted to do is William Byron, who's Won 2 Championships Touring, including a 3rd National, and 3 Rookie of the Years Before Cup.

Jason Jacoby would be the Danger of Being Bespoke, which I have Militantly Opposed for Reasons. We have more Careers in NASCAR and Auto Racing, although they are not necessarily Drivers, which I lament and regret, but, they are Careers and those Careers are Responsible for having to Promote the Drivers.

If this was a Corporate Radio Station, Jacoby would have been in Jail by now. He is Plunging Athens, and not only that, besides plunging Charities, he is Plunging 2 Different Schools Functions into Mud, and Georgia has to deal with P-P-Peeved Characters stealing their Money and Stolen Valor Left and Right to Begin With.