I Don't See Nico Evadin' Like Troy Aikman

 I feel Nico is a Fool for Evadin' Like Troy Aikman! The only problem is that Troy Aikman became Troy Aikman in Hollywood, and he still evades people!

The truth is, I don't see No Pilots in Hollywood! Or no Pilot Codes!

Frankly, I'd be even more pissed at the Dogs who'd transfer because Nico than Nico Himself!

I'd hate that Jimmy Haslam gets No Breaks, and he looks bad all around!

What irritates me is that Josh Heupel is immediately on the Hot Seat, and Tennessee has kept doing some shysty moves that drive people nuts.

If Troy Aikman didn't transfer to UCLA, he wouldn't have been an American Hero. What Tennessee don't claim is they don't claim Marcus Dupree, they don't claim Brian Bosworth and they don't claim Troy Aikman!

I'm glad that Oregon wised up, in hindsight, because their Whole Strategy is exposed Since Iowa State and I wouldn't like the Program who'd lose their hero to the Power T, either.

Westwooden

 No, it is not a Compliment! UCLA Bruins Athletic Department Deficit is causing chaos in Los Angeles. Not only it would be general apathy, but, the behavior in the shadow of that apathy is sickening.

You couldn't just fundraise your way out of this. It would bother me if they took the Limp Bizkit Route in having Fake or Inappropriate Names Replace Wes Borland, which that broke the band up in the first place.

I am thinking this is a Wooden Nerve that at some point, Pauley Pavilion or the Rose Bowl is going to get marked for a replacement. UCLA always goes between being Madly Relentless to Madly Disinterested and all of it begins and ends with the Administration.

I feel that the all-around pain of being a Bruin is symptomatic of having a Weak West Coast College Sports Culture and your seeing things that would not normally be things elsewhere a Culture. Usually, it begins and ends around Christmas or Winter Break, which something comes up as in an Ill-Timed But Necessary Firing or having to leave Wolfpack Fans High and Dry in Southern California.

Los Angeles College Football is in the Worst Shape its ever been. And, I mean Ever! I wouldn't mind a True Freshman having to Evolve to be a Fixture in the Campus and the Community, but, instead, they are just as filthy as Texas to getting people to agree to Garbage Time Commitments.

This is California and they have more than a Few Questions about Playoff Football.

Under Armour Played the Terminator against UCLA

I don't necessarily find joy on poking the bear on what everyone already knows, but, Under Armour played the terminator against UCLA. UCLA Bruins Athletics would not have enough paint to transfer to make into a National Powerhouse again.

I would think the Fundraising Machine of UCLA Bruins Athletics is Worn Out With More Miles to Go. They'd need to uncomfortably address the replacements of Pauley Pavilion and the Rose Bowl at some point in the future.

UCLA carries the Public Opinion of Los Angeles and like it or not, the Sports Scene has to transcend and not just be lost in ennui. I am not a Pyramid of Success Believer, nor would I have anything like I would tailor every Uniform from Marion to Westwood. 

UCLA is not a Splashy Program and whenever they have tried to make a Splash, it has backfired against them. Their mannerisms have disappeared into the West Coast instead of being a Pillar, Beacon and a Pedestal.

I would feel like Under Armour did not add anything, including not doing their research for a proper color like Nike did with Tennessee. I don't know if being Baby Blue at Home would be a necessity, or a Bear Necessity, but, it would make a great Women's Sports Color as the Metal Pacific Blue could be retained in other ways.

UCLA is Stooping to New Lows with Daishen Nix Throwing Papers at them

I would feel like UCLA is stooping to new lows (namely bad team) with Daishen Nix throwing papers at them. This is National News and not just to the American West, or Southern California mind you, but, National News as in UCLA not being a competent giant.

This is someone who is paid to be an athlete as opposed to being well rounded and going to School. I would feel like UCLA currently would be viewed as a laughing stock and worse, as Bruins Basketball is so far lost Postseason Eligibility is an issue.

A lot of the issues in the West are reputation based as Oregon can't finish, UCLA can't recruit, Gonzaga will get burned on not winning an NCAA Championship and Arizona can't move on. I would feel guilty, or more likely, angry, our Inner City Beacons cannot get out of their own way.

It would not be a loud UCLA vs. Indiana Undefeated Battle, which would be fun and it would elevate the Countryside. It is already a Quarter Century between UCLA National Championships and Kevin Love staying would have been at least into the Teens for NCAA Championships.

I would feel UCLA is down to having Papers Thrown at Them, and that is a problem. The fact of the issue is Westwood and its mystique would be left behind and it shows in the instability around Los Angeles starting and restarting key players across America.

With Last Season, it would have been Off The Wall to the End. I would feel this upcoming season we would have more of the same and then some, and to be fair, I am ticked off that UCLA is an ends to a mean rather than a mean to an end in this case.

UCLA is Returning to Westwood With Empty Suitcases

All year UCLA has tried to scope their Men's Basketball Head Coaching Search and All year, they've made it a habit to mess up the Final Four without being there. And, that includes people who I thought would have made a UCLA Hire from UCLA's Hands but lucked out instead (Minnesota), who stole the NBA Career away to avoid a 40 Minutes Replica (Arkansas), and would have gotten the transcendent hire but evaded that instead (Washington State and California).

UCLA's Empty Suitcase Fiasco coming back from Fort Worth invokes a Cultural War. And, that was to top the initial bone of having to chase Tailfeathers. And, this whole strategy was to try to trap a UCLA Hire from Madison Square Garden.

I am thinking after Cronin, there'd be an outage of Qualified Candidates. And, we are so loose that we'd let anyone from AAU Coach in Penny Hardaway, but, Todd Bowles needs to work and couldn't be a Full Assistant in High School or College.

Even though Sparty messed up 99 Million Viewers Later, but, that is not about that. Or how I was lured into a Peach Bowl of a Virginia and Auburn and the anything arc will crucify, especially with a Higher Learning No Name stealing away.

The styles of these hires are too varying and too much just to be basing a legit pro and I don't think stealing the Michigan-Ohio-Pennsylvania block will help anything other than having nowhere the hometown pros out West and you'd be gambling with an Infamous Bust to make your School look bad.

I don't think it was Couth for UCLA to Follow Tailfeathers...

I don't think it was couth for UCLA to follow Airplane Tailfeathers like they'd absolutely, positively, had to insist on finally getting Jamie Dixon. And, what is thoughtless is having to make the well played truckers mistake nationally of confusing Highway 13 and 19 before my 1st Full Day of School.

And, what is ruder is the Wooden Bunch has became a power trip against Los Angeles Unified. It is not responsible to see blood be pumping one way and with lesser dailies being loathe and having someone 15 Years Younger be editor than who really is.

And, I feel like Westwood is upset that they couldn't steal Calipari West and the annoyance is we could have done Kentucky's Hire better especially when they quit Tubby Smith in the worst way and had their next head coach never sign 1 Contract.

Cal is not having it together, and people would hate Washington State if they had Gonzaga problems. And, instead, Washington State has negative tote problems and haven't appreciated Winter Sports since Wooden had the Countryside.

In the Hollywood Homecoming, LeBron will always be yours, and the Ballses Non-Talents need to be called down to where it matters. It is not fashionable like Soccer Moms not appreciating Winter Sports, but Army would at least claim 1 NCAA Tournament Appearance, Nebraska would be round with Small School Talent to save them, and I am asking if Washington State will be an NCAA Tournament Regular in 2022.

What if we had One Prep to Pro be Drafted from the Same Program as a Different Prep to Pro?

I feel like wanting to see a High School Equal to UCLA in having the heir or heiress apparent to the same Winter Olympic Star be drafted the next year/cycle. I feel it is Cold Turkey, but, I feel chilly to AAU Land.

And, I feel would the Atlanta Hawks winning the NBA Finals be fun. As we have an unhealthy burn with Well Conditioned, and it is not good. And, would we have any promises of MVP Chants in the Kiel Center like Brett Hull and Al McInnis?

The burns are real, I don't think I want to ever be Hash to Burns Suit like it is a perverse backwards coffee world. And, would reviving the Supersonics move us to a Kingdome again?

I feel numb to the No Once Upon a Times, and cold, too, when I would had known otherwise the Curse of the Bambino Championship Hex Culture would have burnt a new one on the 2nd Century. And, speaking of being a torch hex, Drew Henson was above Tony Romo in the 2006 Dallas Cowboys Training Camp Depth Chart and the only time in Club Lore that they traded for a Starter in Drew Bledsoe.

And, I'm ill against those who steal big instead of grow out of the Dirt.

Here are the Pyramid of Potential UCLA Men's Basketball Gatekeepers...According to THIS Champion....

I feel like having to throw my 2 Cents in to who's going to be potentially the next UCLA Men's Basketball Gatekeeper as the potential candidates...

1. If you vow NEVER to work with LeBron!

2. If having to work with LeBron wants you to have an easier challenge

3. Work hard at Tokyo and Beijing

4. If you lose to Alabama, it's your own fault!

5. Pauley Pavilion, A Safe Place to Learn

6. The next UCLA Bruins Coach is Driving Beer Truck

7. Sell Out Staples Center on Demand and Command!

8. Loot Los Angeles Unified School District for future Head Bruins

9. If all else fails, try to find Mexico City and Havana, too.

10. If you personally will bring Varsity Ice Hockey to Los Angeles County!

11.You Only Go to UCLA to be Successful!

and

12. I expect Snow Capped San Gabriel Mountains every Rose Bowl and Winternationals, because the San Gabriel looks muddy and dirty without Snow.

Is there going to be any residual Capital One Cup Points For Iowa AND New Mexico with UCLA Firing Steve Alford?

With UCLA Stinking Up the Joint this Winter, I feel is the NCAA going to reward Iowa and New Mexico with Residual Capital One Cup Points? And, I feel Iowa and New Mexico should be rewarded with Residual Capital One Cup Points, too.

I am with the making of the constructive precedent. And, the meter should go up or down like it was keeping score of Fulmer Cup detriments, too. The Capital One Cup is athletic as much as academic, too.

I feel key matters should be addressed, because College is just as big as a midsized city now and I'd feel key problem jock returning to pick up the pieces after prison is both a Fulmer Cup and NCAA Issue.

We'd all have a payroll to meet, but we have problems telling people where the cash came from. And, in storytime, I feel like having to put a 2000s Advantage into the future like we hustled for books and cash.

The Jilt Still Defines Arizona, UCLA and Western College Football 20 Years Later

The Jilt witch would have left a Hall of Fame Wisconsin-Arizona Rose Bowl with both programs rising leaves a largesse mark on Arizona, UCLA, and Western College Football. UCLA being left with the mark of an incompentent Athletic Department, instead of a World Class one, Wisconsin with not 1 but 2 EASY Rose Bowl Victories that left thorns bigger than Fort Worth later, and Western College Football looking Bush and Subminor.

And, when Arizona was expected to take advantage of a retiring now since infamous Architect of Middle Linebacker U. Jerry Sandusky's retirement, and key program disclipine issues in Tucson roiling the Tuscany of the Southwest, Arizona has always been a try hard program, and I thought the Iowa win would have pushed them over the line.

And, I thought at any time, literally, Arizona would have been at the Rose Bowl. But, no, it was Sirr Parker landing the final blows to that. And, UCLA's Pac 10 Hex is not cute like it was last Summer, and just because we are apatheic or don't care about these stories doesn't mean they can't be told to a correct audience.