Faith. Family. Fords. Football. Farce. Why the Detroit Lions 2nd Collar is Inevitable

 For as much as I want to stick up for Detroit, not even Strong Armed Arn Anderson would save the Lions at this juncture. The sadness is Urban Decay is leaving his Sexual Behavior and the Collar with the Collar with the Jacksonville Jaguars, but, the Lions do not have a put together Football Club.

The twister nationally is the Lions Collar was when the Economy hit the Tank and what was supposed to be an Honorable, Family Friendly, Yes Sir, No Sir Diamond Anniversary. The Lions Playoff Hex is not 30 Yet, and it is not quite a Team Record.

But, I would feel that most of the Family Friendliness has been replaced with a Generation X Styled Karma Trip. The worst thing from 13 Years Ago, which still is the Detroit Sports Debate, is should they have gone Defense instead for the Top Pick?

That has worsened the Playoff Hex in Games and not necessarily in years. And, the next year, in 2010, there was no telling how the Gateway City would have handled Suh and there would have been no way Sam Bradford would have handled Detroit.

In 2022, there is no real Defense without having to Scream "Hard Case" and having to yell "Bust" louder than many other Establishment Football Footprints have said before or since. I am still not flattered that Ford Field has not produced a Lions Playoff Game in Wayne County, and the Collar Fight for the Top Pick, Winless Streaks and All, would leave a Mark on both Jacksonville and Detroit for years to come.

What would happen if Marvin Gaye Playing for the Detroit Lions Wasn't A Passing Fancy?

 What would happen if Marvin Gaye Playing for the Detroit Lions wasn't a Passing Fancy? The Lions would have more than just visibility through the years, making the road to contention easier.

It would not be a novelty, especially when the Networks knew who was on TV in advance. It wouldn't be a Suburban Housewife or Housemom Dare, nor it would be a Bad Kevin Hart Script just to get a movie done.

If we still had Grantland, which a lot of people, including myself, are still mad 6 Years Later, this would be explored in an Omnibus Deep Dive. Generally, what would happen if something happened today would generally not be a Good Thing, and we are swamped with them right now.

Would Marvin Gaye Playing for the Detroit Lions be lost in the stat sheet? Marvin Gaye actually was up for every Sport under the sun except Hockey in his formative years before R and B and this would not be as wild and out of control as it sounds.

Seriously, how much could we emphasize the A in Prayin' the Save as the R in Revellution?

I feel like have to break it down for no reason, because, I hate to even be close to Comic Book Guy, in his anniversary of his TV Premiere, and Chicago Jon of Dragracingonline.com breaking such a nuisance down, and I'd jump out of my way too, say if we had classic Drag Racers as Diecasts, not just as Models, once, even for the jankiness the NHRA had to clear up later.

But, I feel the As and the Rs cannot be emphasized enough. It'd be too easy to paint over the R's like in Revellution like it was too easy. But, if we kept adding A after A to "Prayin", it would lose its usefulness and its freshness.

I am all for Free Enterprise and Making Money. But, sadly, the twist is in Detroit Public Schools in Jayru Campbell trying to prolong his College Career like the Northwoods didn't have enough. And, Michigan is buying upmarket like your no UConn and the best thing going would be ending the Ohio Stadium hex. And, while we are at the preseason of the Superior, Hockeytown is used to deep Postseason Runs and remaladjusted to being home in April when its still solid mush.

No one is developing Eastern Michigan. And, with the 2nd Post on JUST Matt Patricia this Evening, I am sure the Coconuts will fall off the Palm Tree and the truth is, we'd be scrambling a head of the order and I feel sick, for Michigan's sake, at least do Superior again, ONCE.