I Wish I Had 30 Million Reasons to Yell "DIBS!" on Smoke's Ranch or a Russian Yacht

 I wish I Had 30 Million Reasons to Yell "DIBS!" on Smoke's Ranch or a Russian Yacht. It would be less amusing than having to buy Marlon Brando's Island the Second or the Instant He Died, and a lot of Real Estate is a Real World Game of "DIBS!". 

I feel that it would eat up a lot when you can't make the Economy Up, and Russia earned their way out of the Economy for Good Reason. That meant having to free ourselves Creepy Mazepin and his Creepier Father. 

If I where to plant a Russian Yacht in Cedar Rapids or Iowa City, it would be the biggest Homeless Shelter or Housing Project anywhere. Easy. Except, those Yachts would be hard to move.

I would put the Yacht in the Yacht Club, except, I would not know nothing about keeping a Boat or wanting to Hunt. And, the times they had to make me go to the Doctor over my Bus Pass and Fishing License everyone had to hear that.

It would be all Fun and Games until the Tax Bill Arrives in the Mail, then it is hideous.

Washington DC Real Estate is Tying Up the Rest of Real Estate

 I feel with Real Estate being more overexposed than it is protected, I feel that Washington DC Real Estate is tying up the Rest of Real Estate. I don't know if it is the Trump Gang's best efforts to avoid Prison, and the shameful undercutting of the Old Post Office by locking in a Multi-Generational Lease to save it from demolition.

The Chevy Chase and the area around it is tying up not just Washington DC Media, but, Washington DC Real Estate. One of the worst nightmares of any Realtor is someone buying the place as a Blocker just to get it off of Realtor's Case.

I feel a lot of Major Real Estate Markets would see it as a Nightmare in a Big Way if there is more people than money, and it becomes a Low Rate Buyout. Instead, there'd be complaints that their Low-Rate Friend or Low-Rent Friends would guard a Protected Property and the worst thing that could happen is the property keeps being on the market.

I am not real happy with the fact Real Estate would be overexposed. Even if we had to run breakneck again, we'd break again.