My Aunts Want Role Models for Kids!

I feel like I have to be on a tangent and a rant just because we don't have the Final Four or a New Toy Ballpark at Arlington! (I couldn't resist that, and we'd treat Ballparks like Toys more than serious infrastructure or tangible footprints like the Baby!)

What makes me red hot and upset is that like a common thief, some of these athletes are using the Virus to their Advantage to be Bad Guy Vulgar. I don't mind the occasional swear or stream of swears, but, it is different when you lower yourself to being Bad Guy Vulgar. And, we are the people who live the Family Show!

My Aunts Want Role Models for Kids! It is not Utopia when Girls leave, or Grown Women! If Grown Women left years ago, then the Beautiful Girls, that is a bigger problem! I am not a proud man, not even proud to be on The Bachelor or Dancing With the Stars Proud! I feel like in my system, tell me who is going to be an Auburn or Louisiana State Tiger from 18 as a Student!

I hate to curve things because they are expected, because, sadly, they are. Other than trying to steal the River Bandits future, no pun intended, because their stadium ALWAYS Floods, and having to hash a new Stadium later, I feel that Dustin Correa took every chance to take every chance for my Twins to be on every Baseball and Magazine Cover!

That is worse than having my Uncle's Job or Jobs taken in the Early 1990's! I do not believe even a slur would be motivation enough to change some of these creeps Tiger Stripes, You wouldn't speak to a Man Wrong about his Babies (Unless they Arrested), you wouldn't speak to a Man Wrong about his School or Teams (Unless they are in Trouble), and you wouldn't dare try to strip a Man's and His Family's Joy!

This rant hurts because it is personal and it is personal because I know we would work through things within reason, and I doubt we have a stomach to be generally managed. 45 Minutes of the Rawest Aggression does not help let out the anger and the bad energy, even if it was World News the Next Morning. If you say you aren't gonna change or even evolve, or begin that road, it limits your appearances. 

Change begins at home and even if I did have a Sister, I wouldn't want to be compared to her or heaven forbid, she have to find another if a lot of the Guys are not long term or even long term care.

We Could Have it All Again...

I feel like Lewis Hamilton has proven time and again he is not a thinking man. Usually, he is a thinking man when he sees himself fit, like a lot of these new school characters. I am not wanting to be preachy, but, priority, 1st Priority or being given the Time of Day is the law of the land and if your not being given any of those, people will leave.

We have not been given the opportunity to make the World Right again. It is a hot roast where we'd want our friends or be with our friends more than our family, and that would be the 21 or 25 Year Old Adults. I feel like we'd have to always pay the man until we'd be safe and secure.

It doesn't take a lot to make a Car Pop or anything like that. But, I know we went from "Graduating College in 4 Years" to "Chasing Clout just to Stay in School Indefinitely" in back to back splits. We'd not do things right, which would have been a stronger culture, but, instead, we play Hot, Fast, and Loose with everyone and everything.

Certainly, we'd think different if it was Other People's Money. I feel like a full on pauper made Haas F1 into Get Rich Quick Energy and Guenter Steiner is an angry man in a land full of them. People don't know if they are dealing with paupers or worse until it is too late.

We right in the middle of having to at some point have a Chicago Commute out of the House. They have never tried to motion the cash out the door for good, and we'd have an unaccountable leader with less accountable numbers.

It always is one way, live until it is not and that is painful to see.

What do you Mean the Magic School Board is GONE?

I feel like losing Dean Borg, the only guy that could realistically approach anything in the World with the vigor of a National or International Person, is stinging. I reacted by, what do you mean "The Magic School Board" is GONE? It would upset the true educated ilk of Mr. Borg's and it is a phrase borrowed from one of my peer group that ruined Mount Vernon Community, the Destination School District.

We had the OTHER Magic School Board play fast and loose (Iowa Association of School Boards) when the economy got lean last decade and made it everyone for themselves. I feel like of School Board fixtures, we do not see any humanitarians, is how Mr. Borg would want to be remembered, and worse, having to be magicians or eager beavers for State and Federal Funding.

Had we applied ourselves, we would not be topsy turvy. But, that is not here or there.

What is here is in East Central Iowa, North Liberty is doing all the Heavy Lifting and everyone else is doing jack. A Coralville High School would be imminent, but, imminence would not mean the Heavyweight Lifting is not going to be fought off easily.

I really feel like we are folding 'em, with all apologies to the Gambler, Kenny Rogers, which we got the upset after the upset that changed Drag Racing Forever (KC Spurlock after Bruce Larson), under a Glorified House Arrest, which if it was a House Arrest, we would not be treated as nicely.

I feel like while on my train of thought, which is disrupted, these losses do not put new money or scholarships on the table. The people we have now are folding left and right, and they have shown their character many times already!

Other than it being a missive more than a true tribute post, I feel as if we don't have enough quality in higher learning or coming out of it to be found.

If Only Getting What We Wanted Mattered...

I feel that in this period, who could outparanoid who or having leadership outparanoid each other in sticking to their home, the worst thing living is being stranded when we needed help. It would be worse if we had copycat agencies trying to outdeke each other, or outsmart each other, worse than that.

To be frank, I feel it would have meant trading Alex Borstein for Sofia Vergara. I feel anyone would go to glue on Seth McFarlane's scripts and Alex Borstein would have been a generously misunderstood loss, to call it kindly and gently.

I feel if we flipped JJ and Brad K's seats, one would DNQ half the time and the other would be lost in space, even though we'd royally focus on who's elite. And, what is robotic, is we can't just play anyone and be actor, character and ourselves.

I seriously doubt committment is in a lot of these people. The people you least want epitets from is a detail man or the poor baker at Dunkin' Donuts who was up baking at 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 in the Morning! And, everyday people are not dumb to who's being willy.

And, if you wanted to be discliplined, win the Knicks an O'Brien Trophy! Winter Sports needs and worse needs Kurt Warner stories and I doubt they love the wannabes mingling with who's legit.

3018 and Let's Not Be Sold Up and Down River Ever Again

I feel like wanting to air other than the "other" missed seconds with the Under 2 Minute Marathon. Some things, where most likely never, ever meant to be and we are all richer and better off for it. And, I know we are not neighborhoods the same as the West Side of Iowa City or the South Side of Chicago, but, I tend to get mad and angry at what we missed on.

I don't want to be sold up and down river ever again like everyone gets a check. It is weird some people would come up with so many disses they'd be making other people broke. We have enough guilt trips that even if we tried to escape them, it would only make them worse.

Usually, the path to least resistance would be accepted. But, skating like everything is fun and games like I have 3 Hour Tangents on the 3 Hour Tour is not good. The best things just happen. I mean, if the next mountain would prove we can't just "Leave it to Beaver" ever again.

If we had a Concert Festival on Marlon Brando's Island, have enough BBQ Beef to clear a Summer at a Barbeque Establishment with the USDA. If we had to reserve Six Flags or the Chicago Science Museum exclusively for your few or more than a few friends, pay a part of their salaries. I can't stand why people do stingy when they can't do proper.

If we had to do Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole at Bazemore Hyder, we'd have to clear it with every everyone. Literally. We all have to enjoy our money as hard as we make it, too.

3618 and the Cautionary Tale of Fly Williams

I feel that long before the Still Not So Great Man Brian Bosworth thundered an everything goes Oklahoma Sooners Program that still can't be shook across America and later made a worse mess of Iowa State Cyclones, the Football and Athletic Department when my Classmates where in their Newborn Year, and SMU came and stormed recruiting like it was a National Championship, without winning a real National Championship, there was a Fly Williams who would have been a Kansas or Kentucky Talent who landed in Austin Peay and left the Governors more than a few unsolved mysteries.

I feel that this is not just another cautionary tale just because Fly Williams is flying into a 3rd Strike like he played Bob Barker and Rod Roddy "The Price is Right", but, what a misguided Murray State still has to clean up. And, with the energy around the Basketball Program, they built a Pitworthy Arena at the Same Time as the Pit in New Mexico.

But, what's Pitworthy, is a chancy Booster who is too nice only to make havoc like Shaka, is still causing problems in Murray State. I feel that Bad Professionals are expensive in more than one way, and in my 5th Year, it was hard to save everyone like a superhero but it's still hard to get through my Autistic Views and with the fall of my 11th Year, having learned that results are much sweeter than consequences.

What is smoky is Pros getting Rich and Famous Quickly. And, speaking of Problem Pros, I am approximately never, ever convinced they'd change. We used to just have Bars and Hooch as our lowest bar. But, I doubt I'd buy One and Dones wanting to contribute to no one but their pockets. If Austin Peay is the Governors, I feel bugged that the Next 45 US Presidents are not in line to take the office just from their town.

If that where the case, it would not just be the incumbent, but the turf they'd have to take. If we had a healthy sense of leadership again, we'd want our dynasties in Sports, not Politics. If we had a healthy sense of celebrity again, we'd go West and not just tan and shop, but we'd be swimming and surfing the Pacific Coast like it was home.

I feel that if Jay Cutler wanted to be the next Tom Jackson, he'd be fooled. And, if we brought Smokin' Joe out of retirement, he'd be Smokin' Joe like the Marlboro Man. And, I am weary of image just running wild. If I was majestic, I'd move my way to bring Pontiacs out of retirement forever. But, we stuck with miseducation like Lauryn Hill album had no beats. Speaking of beats, we'd have some Dr. Dre would have no parts of and we had it bad enough when Bo Jackson got hurt before we got to Middle School, and I doubt kids would like it, or the Women's Community would like it Drake is doing the "Father of Mine" Dance with any pretty girl, I doubt I love Northeast Iowa being Dukes of Hazzard and that my family and I am leery of strangers like I am leery of not so great men getting women and girls and I don't see enough girls or women playing no Women's Soccer or Basketball and I don't see enough cars worked on and wrenched at home or coach.

I don't like loudmouths and firefights like it was an action movie. I'm not trying to be poetic or tangical, but, I feel like if everyone ran to Malaysia for F1 like we really regal, we'd have populations fly in and out like good customers and what's scarier, is we all can't work like Florida State like we superior for real, which I know is not a good image