The Lane Train Has Problems Being Mature!

 I feel the Only Good Day about the Lane Train is it has problems being Mature! And, the disassembly in Oxford will get Hairy and Nasty Quick! And, that conductor would be responsible for Deshaun Watson having a Job.

And, that is putting it mildly. I would feel that NCAA Investigation Dodging would be the Toughest Thing in the Lane Train's Engine Room, and Mississippi has been torched by 2 Straight Non-Interim Hires who'd Whistle Dixie and when the Chips where Down, they where Literally St. Nowhere.

LSU has Serious Problems in the Fact they Followed 2 Chollies with Brian Kelly having it His Way, and they doubled down on the Poker Table like they needed the Money and the Sadder Part, is they do.

And, Lane Kiffin is the Same Age as Ike Light. But, in reality, he has been given more Opportunities and Leashes than Dwight, and the Uncomfortable Part is I'd Rather See Duke in the Playoffs.

I doubt NCAA Investigation Dodging would come with a Stronger NCAA Office. The embers of Emmert would entail that someone from the Academic End would get very Nervous on Which Kids come Represent Your School and Wear Your Gear!

And, you won't have Eli Manning be Lock Step into a National Brand like Chris Simms didn't change all the Planes out of McGhee Tyson.

Brian Kelly Got LSU Wrong From the Start!

 Ideally, Sunday Church decisions should be "Which Bowl Your School is Going to?" Instead of "Who's Going to Get Fired Today?" and Brian Kelly would have the most frustrating Coaching Career in College Football History.

LSU got this wrong with a Common Men's Basketball Trope on never Hire Someone Someone Else was going to Fire Anyway. Brian Kelly did not do himself any favors in getting Louisiana all Wrong.

Even Jerry DiNardo tried to get the Books and the Customs off being Grounded, but, Discipline always was a Swing and Miss. Nick Saban pushed Baton Rouge into Plateaus that they couldn't even imagine.

And, to top it off, even though they didn't go into Cholly McLendon School, but, Leadership in Louisiana is Badly Needed.

This puts Notre Dame in a Hotter Spot should they go and replace someone else.

Could Brian Kelly Bark Up NCAA Trouble in Baton Rouge?

 I feel Lady Gaga and Beyonce's "Telephone" would be overused, especially if it is High School Grade or actual High School Videos, but, it would fit Brian Kelly's LSU Office Just Right. I feel that Will Wade is essentially grounded for life for running a Toxic Program, and Brian Kelly would have to be stuck with cleaning up the mess of Ed Oregeron.

Yes, I am talking Single Moms and their Kids running around the Most Sacred Practice Facility in Louisiana like it is Pee Wee's Playhouse. Anyone with a Brain Cell or Brain Cells would have spotted that as an NCAA Violation.

The moral is we can't populate the World like its Chicagoland and we would be asking for trouble if it came to that. What I feel is even though it is not Brian Kelly's Charges he'd call in Baton Rouge, but, he'd be stuck with the Call.

The issue is he is not just stuck with the call, but, stuck with Frank Wilson, who was the "No Arrest" Coach in San Antonio and if he was further up, say in Mike McCarthy's Position in Dallas or Rocky Top, Sports would have gotten more Thermonuclear than what it is already.

I would have welcomed a Leader in Louisiana who wouldn't have wanted to have any Young Ladies Babies and instead, would have helped kids a lot more than talked about their Sisters or Mothers, especially if the Superdome People would have liked that a lot more.

LSU Would Need a DiNardo or a Saban Again

 When LSU actually did their Homework, which was a Chagrin to my Uncle in the Ladder, they actually wanted to do Special Things. I don't mean letting a Program rot to the Collar and evade National Championship Tickets and Defense, but, having way too much of Cholly for the Last 17 Years.

This is more where the buyer is chum. And not in a Good Way. No one wants to be with Les Miles unless if you have a Ralph Wiggumesque Pattern of Bad Judgment and no one wants to be with Ed Orgeron unless you wanted to be at a Bad Bar.

Louisiana State University is the Flagship of Louisiana and actually, a Buttoned Down LSU is a lot more fun and laser focused. What would happen in reality is you'd have a Torontoian Pattern of Krusty the Klowns Krusty himself would avoid.

It would be a stand up farce for a Mid Major Program and Ben Roethlisberger himself Emailed Nick Saban for his Teams Sportsmanship when he got back to Miami. I have not heard any new equal on having LSU's Coaching Staff do anything like that.

The reality is you have to sell National Championship Defense like it was Tickets. There is no one who is playing for LSU The Brand, nor actually interested in repaying a myriad of Boosters and Alumni paying for their School.

It is all shame and An Expectant Single Mom would not be Wine and Roses, let alone being a Wife of Someone in the Governor's Circle. The LSU Circle and the Governor's Circle would go Hand In Hand, and I would think it would take everyone in Waco having to cope with their 4th Coach Since Briles and they'd get angry enough to do NCAA Postseason Ban Mistakes.

Kim Mulkey Rolling Home will Come Back Against Baylor

 I feel that Kim Mulkey rolling home to LSU is coming back to haunt Baylor because Kim Mulkey was one of the handful of people in Baylor History that truly was "The Program". Other than Baylor being haunted by Texas and Texas A and M for years,

They have Texas and Texas A and M Problems and they do not know how to manage them. The taint in all of this is they love the More Attention in Central Texas, but, they don't know what to do with it.

It is a problem and people are noticing it. I don't think it will be all at once, but, it will go like an hourglass.

It is too common to be a One Hit Wonder, but it is common enough to take from Texas and Texas A and M.

LSU hosting Southern and Grambling in Successive Years Would Really Be Can't Miss

I would feel like we would have a lot of First or First Regular Season Meetings coming on down the Pipeline, and LSU actually hosting Southern and Grambling  in successive years was felt in my feed. I would feel Halftime of these Games are not going to be a Bathroom Break or a Studio Break, but, a True Halftime Break.

This would be a culture shock and shake down that would not go unnoticed. I would encourage LSU to explore a Home and Home and explore Road Games over at Mumford and Robinson Stadiums. This would travel a whole lot further Nationally and Internationally than LSU at Southern Miss and LSU at Florida State.

We do not have a lot of good things or even Pitching Matchups today, on my 35th Birthday. LSU hitting the road at Louisiana would not necessarily travel as far, nor would LSU having to travel to Louisiana Tech would do the same thing. Only a City Championship such as LSU and Southern and Only a State Championship such as LSU and Grambling State would travel far.

Clout Chasers and the Midnight Train to Georgia

I feel like there is nothing good when the Voice of College Basketball, Mr. Dick Vitale, has to blow the lid off of Arizona and LSU. I feel like if nothing on this Midnight Train to Georgia, which is too dark for Gladys Knight to have any parts of, and our elders, we'd need nothing less than solid or nothing less than championship to raise my kids.

Arizona and LSU would have burnt the Final Four Weekend the Wrong Way like UCLA and I feel Atlanta needs good role models for kids because Josh Pastner needs to be lidded. He has broken every Collar Crime and Law in West Atlanta and I'd at least want to pay my hard earned money for Varsity College Ice Hockey in Atlanta.

I have strong feelings about Clout Chasers and I feel sponsors should be if you have Ted Williams's Clout. I feel that I wouldn't want to be put on for anyone and I would have harder feelings than that if I had to put Buildings Up for People. I would not want anyone who'd lead their best life to be back of 25th and I would not want anyone who'd just break non negotiable pieces and have Guenter Steiner bring shame to multiple nations while we don't have anyone upset Formula One.

The sports voice has not called Iowa winning a Winter Big Ten like it was fun. He has been on the National Call and the deterrent of that, with Illinois playing on fire as the Flyin' Illini and Minnesota before we figured out Academic Fraud later. I don't want one scammer thinking he's Britney Spears or a different scammer thinking he can play College like a disinterested 25 Year Old Kid.