The Way We Where: Having Fewer Sitcoms and Less Good Sitcoms

 I'd feel that we'd hit the 25 Year Pole with having the Original Run of Roseanne and Married With Children Close Shop, especially if Roseanne was a Rough Series, and Married With Children was a Rough Series, with Women. It was in the middle of a 5 Year Arc, where the Toolman's Injury was just as much an episode plot as real news story which jumped the Shark on "Home Improvement" and took the rudders off the Family Sitcom.

The arc wound up starting with America getting wadded up over Mr. Burns getting killed in "The Simpsons" to blow the lid not only on an All Time Great Simpsons Season, but an All Time Great Sitcom Season and an All Time Great TV Season as well. Then, the next year of the arc led people to believe with John Goodman's Real Life Health Issues nearly ending Roseanne, then Seinfeld and Troy McClure, or Phil Hartman regrettably after the 1997-1998 Season putting a Stop to Healthy Sitcom Development, and the arc getting lidded with going into the void after Home Improvement.

Generally, I'd wall off my Stats, but, their was an extra that no one wanted, with Michael J. Fox and Spin City spinning out the Show's Future. It was 6 Years, not 5. TV is in the Worst Shape it has been in its life, and this is coming off of where we had No Fall Sitcoms on NBC for the 1st Time Since TV and No Live Action Sitcoms on Fox because of Jeopardy.

There would be too many bridges to cross without getting mad, and I'd feel that one of the many bad habits I'd call home is why Charli D'Amelio was worth a Simpsons Cameo and Billie Eilish was not? We'd have to upset EA Sports's Reign one way or another, and the way we would not do it is Suspect Companies and actual Suspects posing as Start-Ups.

I take this personal especially if Fred "YOU! ARE! A! SAVAGE!" 's Behavior is not new, namely when he trashed a perfectly good Story Arc from The Original Wonder Years with the New York Football Jets Letter Jacket, and over the Collar and Boy Meets World Fans and Producers where always nervous about Fred Savage's Undue Influence.

We'd have Sitcom Characters that it would be easier to root on their Divorces

 Obviously, we'd have Sitcom Characters that it would be easier to root on their Divorces. I feel that it would be a festering and unresolved issue in Sitcom Development, along with the "Stark Raving Dad" Route to steal art, and most every Sitcom that is on air making New Episodes has had their Episodes in High Definition.

I would think that it all falls down on Sitcom Development where we'd have Sitcom Characters that would make it easier to root on their Divorces. It would be a side effect of every year, having Modern Family and the Big Bang Theory steal valuable Emmy Victories left and right.

If we took the dissettlement route and said "No More Swag!" or having the Mom be a Realtor while the Dad did Womanizing Things when he knew it was wrong, it would be relatable as in uncomfortably relatable. Would we really need to D-Day the American Family Sitcom like it was Louie CK or Girls?

The D-Day Tactic only works if it was an Original Series or You Did It First. We'd drown the US Office so much the UK Office is Forgotten. Generally, we do not have Smarts in the Sitcom Writers Room and they'd have to take responsibility for mishandling the Gang of 6's Careers.

It would play into a tawdrier and more common base of Modern Sitcom Writing, the Fanboy Ethic. We'd don't need more empty sitcoms and the syndication window has been lonelier and lonelier through the years.

Sitcom Development 2018

I feel like with the Big Bang Theory's Final BOOM announced this Summer, I appreciate Series Finales announced the Prior Season. But, I feel with the boomstick of revivals and not a lot of true Series Premieres being "there", I feel there has to be a red line back to Hollywood.

And, speaking of boomsticks, there is more than one way to do something great. What is sticky is not having a lot of focus, and 25 Episode Seasons are not inexpensive, but, the feeling of togetherness is priceless.

And, being conditioned out is running out of water. Or if we had enough Gatorade to hammer unhappily, we'd lose it right back. A kinetic energy has its limits and I would not dance around like I'd think of Spike the Dragon burning Togepi into an Omelet.

People, generally, are militant to their works and the Ghost and the estate of Charles Schultz is not happy being ranked Peanuts all the way back like South Park was their bag and they'd take their anger out on who didn't do it.

Generally, people who'd love theirs would be more managable and ethical. And, I feel it was foalish to let Tim Allen roll to FOX and be a Wasteland, too.