What Would Street Outlaws have to do with CNN's Perch?

 I wonder what would the Street Outlaws and Justin "Big Chief" Shearer have to do with CNN's Perch? For one, Big Chief has given Discovery and the NHRA all they could handle, and I'd feel that I could do a better Black Crow than Big Chief, because I am a Pontiac Guy through and through.

I'd think it would have everything to do with everything, as the Scofflaws of the 405 have everything to do with being unethical, and Drag Racing needs Ethical Heroes. CNN needs to be the Heroes of the News Cycle and like Red Bull is Fuel, they need it.

Like Alcohol is Fuel, Discovery and CNN would be a Supercharged Superteam. I would think that Alcohol, Red Bull and Fuel coming out of the ATL, CNN would be a King again.

I would think that Big Chief replacing Larry King would rile and upset people, especially if that would give them all they could handle.

CNN Needs to Find their Way Back

 I don't like saying this, but, this is necessary, because CNN needs to find their way back, especially if they've had their Worst Larry King and Beyond Full Season in their 42 Year History. I'd get an epic laugh having to be pranked by Bart Simpson Names, but, the joy and the humor stops there.

It is supposed to be a Haven for Educated People. Sadly, I am not seeing that. If AEW was an All Atlanta Show, I would not be thrilled.

It would be funnier if Homer and Bart Simpson became Doctors Homer and Bart Simpson and they'd be Cheap Shot Artists. But, it is not funny and I am troubled by the All Too Real Cuomo Woman Act.

It gets even less amusing that Company Morale has not risen, and it has not reappeared like an Atlanta Flames Revival.