The Krusty Edition of Atlanta Falcons Secret Base

 I feel that the Krusty the Klown Edition of Secret Base had new and declined ways to Lose Big, and those ways of losing big cost Julio Jones a Chance to be a 1st Year 1st Ballot Atlanta Falcon, when they hold how Tommy Nobis left against him in Death and had to get Jeff Van Note out of the Veterans Committee.

I feel they did no favors changing the Infamous Vick Block and making the Half and Half ATL Jerseys. I'd feel of all the Jersey Fouls or Helmet Fouls, Bubbles of the Detroit Lions, Returning the Oilers Derrick to Houston, Returning Joe Willie's Jockey Greens and the Chargers being back in San Diego County, among others, I feel the Proper Old School Falcon and the Red Shells and Jerseys have to be the worst.

It is not even close, especially if my Favorite Episode was 4 and their Initial Super Bowl Run, which was the most Media Heaviest Before or Since, my favorite Story was Kim McQuilken and I feel that generally, the Millennium Falcon resorts back to their Old That 70's Show Habit.

I'd think the Next 5 Years would be the Donda Years and I'd think if Donda was Here, she'd want her Album Back. I'd think Atlantans want Great Sports, but don't always get it.

Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Review: Breaking That 70's Show

 The Atlanta Falcons had a Nasty, Nasty Habit of Hiring and at Times, Rehiring Head Coaches or Football Figures from the 1970's. The Ryan Years have became a Lightning in A Jar Scenario, except, the Football Gods where not bashful on Punishing.

And, punishing, they where. It would go both ways, especially when they had their 1st Winning Seasons Back to Back in Team History (2008 and 2009) and the First Back to Back Playoff Seasons in Playoff History (2010 and 2011, especially when it was the most Statistically Infuriating Years in NFL History) or, having to clench some not so Sweet Emotions in 2012, especially when everyone in the City of Atlanta was jacked up on hating Ray Lewis and whaling the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII.

The 2010-2012 Seasons where both Fools Gold and Who Framed Roger Rabbit at the Same Time, even without Dick Tracy Detective Work. What became a Running Joke, was having to say the Loud Part Quiet and the Quiet Part Loud like Krusty the Klown, except, you couldn't undo it.

Most of those results where Klutzy and Harmless. But, what was not so harmless was how the Holder (Carolina Football Panthers) came up and messed up history as both Atlanta and Carolina are the only NFL/NFC Era Teams without a Championship at any time. Beavis and Holder would not exist at any other time, but, hey, it was the 2010's and having a uniquely 2010's Platitude of Beavis (Atlanta), Butthead (New Orleans), Holder (Carolina) and Bay (Tampa Bay) exist even though all four coexisted for the variant of 1 Quarter in 2011.

The end of the episode was mindlessly writing the Beginning of the End of the Long Winded The Pack is Back Years the Wisconsin Man and his Family didn't always enjoy, and I feel that they'd explore the 28-3 Collapse that made Atlanta a Cultural and Pop Cultural Mockery, especially when I am angrier about that loss more than my Own Loss in Super Bowl XXVI, and boy howdy, that was not Caramel, other than chronically cleaning up Bubble Gum Splats people got in a habit of splatting without a care in the World.

2700th Blog: The Rise, Injury and Fall of Michael Vick in Secret Base

 Michael Vick would be like the Tyler back Home in Lisbon, except, it was a Lot Bigger and Much More Hypercompetitive. The Rise involved Michael Vick's Real Life Cousin, Aaron Brooks, who was the only Saints Quarterback other than Drew Brees to helm a Playoff Win in their Lore, Allen Iverson, who still molds the kids, and Lawrence Taylor.

This is not my Favorite Chapter, because that was the Last One. And, City High Alumni Tim Dwight, who believe it or not is NOT my Favorite Little Hawk, or is Coach McCarney, but instead is one of my JEL Era Classmates at the DPH. This is not about High School, it is about the Atlanta Falcons.

Tim Dwight only became an Atlanta Falcon after the Intense Arguments and Equally Intense Trade Calls for Hines Ward fell through. Tim Dwight only became a Trade Piece to the San Diego Super Chargers when all other Options Fell Through.

AI and Vick still mold the Kids, and that put an eraser to the Invincible Lambeau Field and the Frozen Tundra everybody's Dad and Uncle Held like the Wisconsin Man said it was not real life. To the Wisconsin Man and His Family, it is still not real life.

The blender in these years is the Holder and Bay, as the Bay, Tampa Bay, became Division Rivals at this Time, and the Holder, the Carolina Football Panthers, held down real consequences. Carolina and Atlanta are the Only NFL/NFC Membership without a World Championship and Atlanta is the Only One Without a World Championship from the Pre-Merger Years.

Having to color it differently, as a St. Louis Man, I wanted that St. Louis vs. New England Super Bowl Rematch. That did not happen. I feel that Jim Mora,Jr. was another one of those That 70's Hires the Falcons comfortably rooted themselves into. Michael Vick was anything but the Consummate Professional and even for a Franchise that had not seen Normal, the Abnormal Explosion of Business was Abnormal.

Bobby Petrino only wanted to be with Michael Vick and that didn't happen. At this point in history, the Falcons did not have Back to Back Winning Seasons or Postseasons in their Club History, and that was later in the Ryan Years.

Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Review 4: Destroyer

 The Dirty Birds Chapter of the Atlanta Falcons Secret Base hit differently. Atlanta became a Bastion of American and even African American Culture that still hits different today. Speaking of hitting different, I'll take you back home to Lisbon,Iowa.

The fact when the Atlanta Falcons got hot, one day, my Paraeducator, Mrs. Wendler and Mrs. Kim Meyer encouraged me to look up Atlanta Falcons History at School and ask the Atlanta Falcons for a Historical Printout. When I got the Return in the Mail, I was stunned that the Grits Blitz even existed because they where not on the ESPN NFL Films Summer Replays. Also, separate, my High School Math Teacher (Mrs. Donald) had Neal Smith's Niece in Class in Kansas City and Mr. Meyer, who'd now be Superintendent at Bellevue in Bellevue, IA, would tell how Jeff George always had to avoid people.

June Jones was later Hawaii and SMU, but, that was where the story didn't take off. The 1998 Falcons where Destroyers and People Do Not Realize how No One Before or Since had became Destroyers in the Same Matter as the Atlanta Falcons. 

They destroyed the San Francisco 49ers and that was back when the San Francisco 49ers had No Management at the Time, Costing Them Valuable Super Bowls. And, made Minnesota Worse on the Real Life Day Current Day Tampa Bay Buccaneer and Mount Vernon High School Alumni Tristan Wirfs was Born.

A lot of this post was about home and I am not one who'd wax protestant about Home, and the Crater of being 1st Time Super Bowl Favorites crashed when Jamaal Anderson got hurt on that Feeble and Unforgiving Texas Stadium Turf. There was no Cashing In or Subtlety as in the only thing that was Conservative was Homer Simpson Spiking the Bowling Ball into the Floor.

A lot of the Millennium Falcons Habits of that Period was going for That 70's Show of Football Personalities for Head Coaches.

The 3rd Leg of the Secret Base Series Changed the NFL History

 The Atlanta Falcons had a Role in keeping the AFL Franchises Intact in the Early 1970's through the Anderson Plan, and I'd still want the Georgia Red Helmets and Jerseys Full Stop and the Grits Blitz Full Stop again. Jerry Glanville was not just one of their usual 1970's Shows that came to town, he came Full On like the Midnight Rider.

Jerry Glanville was the kind of person who'd reserve Tickets for Elvis, Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper. That would seem harmless in comparison , because he tried to be an Elvis Impersonator and a Winston Cup Series Driver. His handprints are still all over the Franchise.

Other than taking advantage of a Montana-less 49ers, the signature would be denying the Saints a Playoff Win Until 2000. A lot of the Aggressiveness and the Head Knocking like it was a Pro Football Equal of the East St. Louis Flyers are still there today.

There is reason why they don't play TLC at NFL Stadiums, because of the Late Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. And in closing of the Video, it gave San Francisco One of the 2 Franchise Defining Infuriating Losses to this Day.

I'd can't wait for the Holder in the Beavis, Butthead, Holder and Bay of the NFC South and that would be the Carolina Football Panthers. Both their overlapping histories would include whaling on the Great San Francisco 49ers for their Division Championships, having the Most Dominating NFC Championships Without a Super Bowl, and being the Only 2 NFL/NFC Legacies out of 18 Without a World Championship of Any Kind.

Even though there has been a Playoff Meeting with the Bay in Tampa Bay, but the tie with the current Tampa Bay Buccaneers has been the fact Tristan Wirfs's Real Life Birthday was how the Minnesota Vikings just lost it.

With 2 Parts of the Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Series, the Red Falcon and Grits Blitz need to be Back

 I feel with 2 Parts of the Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Series, I want the Red Falcon and the Grits Blitz to be back. I feel that would cause opinions and consternation within the Football Community, and the indignation of being a Millennium Falcon is a lot of these things run in the Family.

Ticking off the Wisconsin Man and his Family, especially when the State's Misfortunes took a terrifying turn, the raw and utter indignity of burning All Time Greats and being burnt as an All Time Great. Philly Raids that later made that rivalry a War, everyone in Georgia wishing the Dallas Rivalry was truly and genuinely a rivalry.

What ran in the family is having the Saints Wars run too deep, especially if they've never met in the Playoffs. What also ran in the Family is having to having Meltdowns like they where fashionable and making the United States believe both the End of Roger Staubach because Dallas was the Medical Team save for Washington at the time, and having to swear up and down Danny White had no way to this day he'd turn into Roger Staubach.

The Red Corner was nothing short of Red Hot, as a Potential Future Super Bowl Champion went from having a Limitless Stratosphere to having to put Fuel for the Fire. At this point, the Atlanta Falcons didn't have a Back to Back Winning Season Until 2009 and Back to Back Playoff Seasons Until 2011. The angst and the anxiety that most of their Fan Base was aggrieved was through the Cowboys, when Jamaal Anderson got hurt on National Television.

Until the League was not as selective about their National Television, the Falcons where not Television Regulars and a lot of how I learned about Falcons History was having to find out on my own in Middle School, when they got red hot, as my Paraeducator and my Special Needs Homeroom Teacher helped me find out about getting an Atlanta Falcons Printout to that point in History.

That would be the Late 1990's and the Episodes So Far in the Series went up to the Bellweather of 1989 in Pop Culture when B-52's inspired REM and Pearl Jam rises and we'd didn't have a Non-Rock Band claim the ATL as their own until Ludacris and Outkast and that was in their Marvin Gaye drought.

I'd probably think the Next 3 would cover the 1990-2000 Years as I feel that a lot of the road to where they are was having to editorialize the road to "Where Have We Seen That Before", except, we are looking backwards.

How Would Life Be Different if Julio Jones Would Have Been the Super Bowl LI Hero for the Atlanta Falcons?

 I would wonder how would life be different if Julio Jones would have been the Super Bowl LI Hero for the Atlanta Falcons? It would have made a future 1st Ballot Hall of Famer out of the Millennium Falcons, and that out of a Legacy Franchise, would have been a coup.

The Falcons do not have a Career Representative in Canton, and Tommy Nobis died before he'd meet the Veterans Committee. This Super Bowl Loss makes me angrier than when St. Louis Lost and that is saying a lot.

It would have been tense and the Falcons, instead of being readily mocked in Professional Football, would have been revered. In the 56 Year History of the Atlanta Falcons, it took them 44 Years to have Back to Back Winning Seasons and 46 of those Years to do Back to Back Playoffs.

Having even some semblance of a Grits Blitz would have stopped Tom Brady and the Patriots. Instead, it was "Throw the Ball" endlessly with the Presumption that New England did not come back. That didn't happen.

Even having a Dirty Bird, like Jamaal Anderson in 1998, would have extended the field on Offense and not hindered Matt Ryan's 1st Ballot Hall of Fame Abilities. Or, even having to fly the coup and have the Tim Dwight for Hines Ward Pick, especially when Falcons Fans still wanted Hines Ward 23 Years Later, and Falcons Management liked Iowa City High.

The Millenium Falcons Should Have Focused on their Best Behavior Georgia Red Helmet

I feel no other Older Franchise in Professional Football has a worse habit to committing to a Single Image than the Atlanta Falcons. I would have been happier with nixing the Vick Block, which has done nothing but bad news, leaving the Atlanta Falcons cursed, and a fan base only tolerating Matt Ryan instead of racking up the Mercedes Benz Stadium with Outsized Banners left and right.

The fact is out of all of them, returning to the Classic "Worst Behavior" Black Helmets and Uniforms and restyling the throwback of Jerry Glanville's Clay, the clay did not go far enough and the tacky ATL would not impress me.

If I was wanting Throwback Jerseys, or money to buy them fair and square, I'd look at Big Ol Tommy Nobis's #60 or the Gritz Blitz that got them to the Playoffs for the first time. What is dirty is they only had 3 Outdoor Era Playoff Victories and I would have liked to see the Atlanta Falcons commit to their decisions better instead of just throwing a Winter Classic-All Star Game Combo just to tell me how they won.

I love Atlanta and I'd love to visit Atlanta, and I would love to see the Georgia Red Helmets be back Full Time. They needed either a full committment to their Happiest Days (The Road to their 1st NFC Championship) where they swept the last Full Season of Montana-Young-Rice San Francisco 49ers, or their earliest days (1966-1990, Grits Blitz, Nearly Upsetting Dallas in 1980) like Tampa Bay did, and not act like Christmas Morning like Cleveland did.

I'd want to see Atlanta Motor Speedway get repaved, Atlanta have Stock vs. Stock to make up for the lid of their inital 39 Year Run at Commerce, Turner Field see a Flag Day, Philips Arena, which 2 are Original Names, see a formal outsized and raise Olympic Sports better than a Minneapolis, and have IndyCar at Atlanta Motor Speedway. I'd care about Atlanta winning because I'd want to see the outlying interest and concern instead of the insularity, stereotypes, and Truman Show Behavior with no ethics or work ethics to boot.

The City commits to the Southern Rose Bowl, like it was bragging, but, it is true and it is on her 2nd Quarter Century.

NFL 100th Season Predictions

I wanted to try to let space develop after the NFL Draft for good reason, especially when none of the AFC South was at where they at in the Early 1980s and the League Historical Society would take more than 30 Minutes.

National Football Conference
West
1 Seattle  2
2 LA Rams
3 Arizona
4 San Francisco

I feel the people I am the least thrilled, and that is generous, is Kyler Murray being a Football Cardinal, which either would throw for 7000 Yards or heaven forbid, Clipperize and steal top pick after top pick. And, Nick Bosa being a 49er is not real accepted.

North

1 Green Bay 4
2 Minnesota
3 Chicago
4 Detroit

I feel like having to say all of it is based on the fact Da Bears would be stuck with an unlikely and an unlikely year ending how it did. I feel Matt Nagy is not quite a strong enough leader, and I feel the sooner they find this out in Chicagoland, the better. I don't think I'd want to unexpected tangent, but, Super Mario Matt Patricia's Collar Issues that kept him from the League as a player would come back up as the Lions have no accountability and need to win a Playoff Game formally, and I feel Super Mario is in the way of that.

East

1 NY Giants 3
2 Dallas
3 Philadelphia
4 Washington

I find even with No Odell, I would put the Giants up top because I feel Zeke is negotiable, Wentz being a draft burn in Both the Twin Cities and Cleveland, and the Current Day Redskins being out a leadership position as Alex Smith would be just as pure and expensive Trade Bust as Albert Haynesworth, who they still have 22 More Months of Paydays.

South

1 Atlanta 1
2 New Orleans 5
3 Carolina 6
4 Tampa Bay

Every bit of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Medicine Show has to be on Jameis Winston. They tolerated Warren Sapp until they couldn't, and they couldn't have kept Tony Dungy to this Day. But, I feel the serious reason for why the Buccaneers are on the Road is because of Infamous Jameis.

American Football Conference

West
1 Denver 4
2 Kansas City
3 LA Chargers
4 Oakland

The Chiefs having to waste a 20-20 on Character leaves nothing good. I mean, we do not have a 5 Year Tight End Set to match Unitas's Baltimore Colts and I feel like as a Ninja, or Sportsman, we'd have to focus that corner out. And, I think the Raiders would be a de facto #1 Pick and I'd feel they'd need to pick a Big Guy 1st.

North

1 Cincinnati 2
2 Baltimore
3 Pittsburgh
4 Cleveland

I am thinking the Bengals would have a Greater Deal of Success under a New Head Coach and Coaching Staff.

East

1 Buffalo 3
2 Miami 5
3 New England
4 NY Jets

I really wanted to see the Miami Dolphins finish Undefeated, but, I feel that the real cover in that was Josh Rosen being traded to Miami. Even though I am calling each spade equally, but, I think the whole purpose would be having fun.

South

1 Houston 1
2 Jacksonville 6
3 Indianapolis
4 Tennessee

The Texans would win Home Field Throughout in the AFC This Season.

Wild Card Weekend

6 Carolina 7 7 0 0-14
3 NY Giants 0 0 10 7-17

6 Jacksonville 0 0 0 0-0
3 Buffalo 7 7 7 0-21

5 Miami 7 0 7 7-21
4 Denver 3 7 0 0-10

5 New Orleans 14 0 8 0-22
4 Green Bay 7 8 0 8-23
Division Championship
3 NY Giants 0 7 0 0-7
2 Seattle 7 0 7 7-21

4 Green Bay 0 0 0 0-0
1 Atlanta 7 14 25 7-53

3 Buffalo 0 0 7 0-7
2 Cincinnati 7 7 0 7-21

5 Miami 0 0 0 0-0
1 Houston 7 7 0 7-21
Conf. Championship
2 Seattle 7 7 0 0-14
1 Atlanta 21 0 7 7-35

2 Cincinnati 13 0 7 0-20
1 Houston 7 7 0 7-21
Super Bowl LIV
Atlanta 14 8 0 7-29
Houston 7 0 16 0-23