Sir Charles is Not A Pep Rally!

 What I'd like to say is Sir Charles is not a Pep Rally! Charles Barkley is roasted for why he doesn't give money to Auburn's NIL Program.

Truthfully, I would not like to give Money to NIL Outfits. What bothers me is that this is Life Changing Money and Lifetimes of Unaccountability.

To me, we don't want another Ocean of Tolerated Athletes.

That is a Major Problem and People don't like that.

Auburn is Down to the Grandpa Abe Phase of their Program

Auburn is Down to the Grandpa Abe Phase of their Program, and it is not good. I feel that Auburn has been Punters in either delaying a move, or making one impulsively.

Sadly, in this case, they have been resisting a move that should be obvious.

They have 18 Million Dollars and 1 Other Woman's Worth of Reasons to make them.

Bryan Harsin tried to remake Boise State at Auburn and instead, created a fiasco at both schools. If 4 or 5 Star Blue Chips came to the Mountain West instead of the Pac 12, you'd have problems.

There are plenty of Longer Stories than actual Good Memories. Leaving a program to be 1989 SMU is not good.

Auburn is now 18 Million Dollars Poorer and 1 Other Woman Problems

 Auburn is now 18 Million Dollars Poorer and 1 Other Woman Problems. If my Grandpas where here, they'd be like White on Rice with NCAA Investigations. This is all around not a Good Image.

The ordeals that have tempted the NCAA's Fate is the Oliver Twist Ordeal in 1998, the attempted Play for Bobby Petrino, which all Tommy Tuberville did was Rally the Troops and be denied the greatest Non-National Championship Season (Which is Not Opinion, Miami Included), denying not just Nebraska Man, but a Dr. Tom Osborne Man in Turner Gill, Cam Newton, the Neurosis of Gus Malzahn, and trying to egg on the Pony Express in Bryan Harsin.

The problem with being an Auburn Man is you go after the Wrong People, especially when you've gone after Flunks in the Late 1970's and that made America Very Angry. Auburn fights like Cats and Dogs for the Wrong People!

I wouldn't have fought like Cats and Dogs over someone who didn't leave Knoxville Clean! We have loved a certain methodology or program or programs to death, but, in the end, Auburn was not going to hold water in the Playoffs!

Harsin was Reckless and unless your the 1989 SMU Mustangs, where you had to recruit, dropping the bag is NOT GOOD! Bryan Harsin is all about those Senoritas and it shows!

The 18 Million and 1 Dollar Problems is very deep, especially if anything new would be harder to come by because People Don't Want to Spend the Money, even if they had the Money!

Auburn Still Would Need Much, Much More than Brian Flores to Get their Way

 I feel Auburn is barking harder than Brian Griffin, the Family Dog on the Family Guy and chasing their tail at the same time. Rule #1 of The Program is You Never, Ever, Chase Away a Guy Who Freed Himself of Russell Wilson for ANY Reason.

If Auburn went the Isle of MTV Route to free Bryan Harsin and his Womanizing Dog and Pony Show to get Brian Flores out of a Lawsuit, the NCAA would be barking like Wolves all the way up in Indianapolis.

Arkansas Students where yelling everything you can think of This Afternoon like it was Texas Week. Swear to God.

Like it or not, the NCAA Wolves will slap whoever comes next with a 2 Year Postseason Ban, and the truth is, you have One Dog as a United States Senator (Tommy Tuberville) and a Different Dog Going Woof-Woof for 18 Million and 1 Other Woman's Worth of Reasons (Bryan Harsin)

I swear the Last Row Hecklers will come out for the Press Conference like "Yo, Why Where We Pulled Out of Class?" like I wanted to be with my Friends and Mr. Meyer would have none of it. 

I'd wanted to bring Darrell Alderman to School badly, only because I wanted anything other than a Mock Wreck, because ALL Wrecks are Real.

Sadly, this Wreck is Real, especially if Auburn People stole Iowa State's Coach and Iowa State's Plane (Both Stories are Unrelated) and they would have not given Turner Gill the Dog Treatment. Then, for a while, Arkansas State was turning Major Head Coaches like they where Miami of Ohio without Miami of Ohio's Character!

Rush Propst HATES Auburn, Hugh Freeze is Would turn Auburn into Vietnam, and Jimbo Fisher would have Ethical Problems.

Bryan Harsin will set up Auburn for a Rough Decade

 I felt that Auburn was tired of Gus Malzahn and there was no Hurrying Up about it. But, Bryan Harsin's Home Run has been only felt in the Industrial Sense and I'd feel that the Other Things, including the Other Women, would fire up the NCAA.

I don't know about the next decade of the Iron Bowl, but, it won't be pretty. I'd feel that what is irritating is Alabama's Championship Run Faded like a Late 1980's High Top Fade, and Georgia's Championship was a little too much of a Happy Accident.

But, Auburn is not delivering! Arizona State's on Shakier Ground, Michigan is a One Hit Wonder, Hawaii needs 2 or 3 Years of Cleanup to Match 2021 Georgia, and Auburn has been marked by the NCAA since Cam Newton.

Auburn has been one of the All Time Greats as far as NCAA Trouble, but, most of the Central Plains is a One Woman, One Job Region or that would be a Full-On Scandal. This is a Nightmare that an Outsider would play with Needy Things like Bishop Sycamore happened to Birmingham instead of Columbus, and Birmingham has not had a Home Field Advantage for Years.

When I mean Home Field, I'd feel Freshman or Freshwoman to Senior and Beyond. For as much as Auburn is Bagging Everything like it is Kroger, but, I'd rather'd scream up and down like I was Ray Lewis or DMX just to max out a Cedar Rapids Jefferson instead of just being material and given things.

That would bother me.

Auburn has not been to most Post War Big Ten Member Stadiums

 I feel that I would want to start it as a Stump that Auburn Tigers Football has not been to most Post War Big Ten Member Stadiums, and a lot of them have been Historic. Other than liking Auburn compared to Alabama and the fact that since Malzahn denied my Book Report, I have not thought highly of them.

But, I feel that it is a slight that they met Penn State at State College and not Dixie. I would feel that before they get carried away with building New Stadiums, which they will, I feel Auburn should at least schedule one at Purdue, Ohio State, Michigan, Illinois, Northwestern and Iowa at least once.

I would love nothing more than a Historic Program having a Home and Home at a Historic Stadium. As a College Football Fan and a College Football Stadium Fan, it would do Justice to have Auburn make their 1st Trek to Kinnick.

I am thinking a lot of the Hawkeye Fans would Pound Sand, amid other things, and I feel that it would be great to see such a move happen before they try to build an Iowa Dome up here in Eastern Iowa.

What if Auburn Hired Alabama A and M for a Head Coach?

I feel like for the too-short lived Leith Period on the Central Plains like it was Paper Planes, I would feel that Chad Morris bouncing on the Central Plains for his USC Fall of an Arkansas Period, and Gus Malzahn almost being the Head Razorback and Auburn had to lower Malzahn's Buyout to Stay at School.

The reality check is Auburn does not have Alabama A and M issues. Gus Malzahn is an angrier Head Ball Coach and a lot of NFL GM's have been critical of that. If Auburn had the issues that involved losing to Mississippi and Arkansas like South Carolina lost to Missouri and Kentucky, that would had been instead of fancying a New Year's Day Bowl most years, it would be a Hot Seat even worse.

Auburn cannot just bank on the Biennal Alabama Game to steal a Win and Upset the Standings from Jordan Hare. There has been Black Head Coaches in the SEC, including 1 Currently on the Roll in Derek Mason at Vanderbilt, but, this would be HBCU to SEC Head Coaching Hire.

This would be different because Auburn has generally been in the Championship Standings. This would be different because if this was Alabama A and M's 2nd in the Order 1st at Auburn, it would be transformative for many reasons.

The zeal of the Tennessee and Alabama Series always being in Birmingham again would take them out of their box, which has been a good and bad habit on their own right. I don't think it would be the Rival Raids that Southeastern Programs have made habit around Nick Saban, but, I feel someone has to be levelheaded enough to be another Kansas State or levelheaded enough to actually act revolutionary for a change of venue.