No, Carver Hawkeye is Not a Haunted House

 No, Carver Hawkeye Arena is Not a Haunted House! I feel that generally, I would not do Satirical around the Chris Street Anniversary for Iowans and Eastern Iowans, but, I feel that needle pointing the Current State of the State University of Iowa is needed.

I feel that the Haunted House is having 0 and I mean 0 Winter Conference Championships in Men's Basketball in that House! I feel nothing but regrets that we have been downgraded to a "Family Show" and not the one we want.

The needle is going blurt and not in a good way. It's getting Boozier and Earthier as I have pleaded without success in having a Full New Mexican State Championship Series with Iowa State, Northern Iowa and Drake. It feels like Alburnett instead with the Dropouts, Teen Pregnancies and Expulsion Process instead of having Special Moments and Nice Things.

I feel what have we got as far as Basketball and Wrestling in the House? Not a lot and I am dismayed that our Long Winters are Longer than Necessary. 

School Security and Women's Justice Go Hand In Hand!

 I feel strongly that School Security and Women's Justice go Hand In Hand, and sadly, Iowa is leaving themselves Vulnerable to Nicks or Multiple Nicks. We couldn't learn if Injustices to Women are like, all the time, and they have been All The Time!

I am feeling that as a Citizen, I do not like School Security being run amok like Travis Scott, and people would have thought Long and Hard with who they affiliated with. A lot of these Men that have Problems With Women either want to hide behind a Mom or their Sister, and worse, the worst things you can tell a Mom or Her Friends is Women, Women Problems or Infamous People.

In Laws are a Wonderful and Beautiful Thing if you let them and a fair amount of these Guys are not trying that. I don't want anyone to be a Narcissist to the point they need their Job or Hide behind the Blackstone Sisters as a Crying Shoulder.

Women are Not Dollies and as much as I'd want them to be Dollies, they have real Earthly Feelings and Attitudes. I don't think it is good when Women Problems don't go away and trust me, they don't.

2800th Blog: Year of the Rat

 I feel that the Iowa-Penn State Rivalry has left a mark on both Iowa and Penn State and changed both their trajectories in Eastern Iowa and Central Pennsylvania. What every Student, Faculty and Employee at the State University of Iowa knew was Penn State's Flip was a Rat Move.

It is a Rat or Get Ratted Year in a Rat or Get Ratted Aura, and even Family Guy blew the lid on Penn State. I do find that the problems in Eastern Iowa are the Pound Rocks Variety and Pounding Away at Severance Packages like its Bedrock.

I don't think this would be a Comfortable Big Ten Championship Postseason Meeting and the Fink in all of this is Penn State is not disciplined. I feel that the majority of the fiefdom is a lot of the Traditional Big Ten and Notre Dame School Stadiums will be ripe for replacement in the future.

While we Pound Rocks, we do not have a Hometown NCAA Champion from Eastern Iowa on the Iowa Wrestling Matmen Roster, because to be more appropriate, they are more Madmen than Matmen. I feel that the aura Since Sick Nick has been Sick and not getting better around Iowa.

Interferon Unit

 I know that as a Sports Fan and an Iowa Taxpayer, I would think it is apt that the Interferon of the State University of Iowa is more Odorless and Colorless than Carbon Monoxide, and more Omnipresent than Mediacom and Sick Nick.

This would be a tie between College Football and Medicine, and I feel that most Hawkeye Fans would not necessarily say "Your Interferon With Our Good Time!" and it would be stickier than Coca-Cola. I feel that the discontent would not necessarily be not having Hometown NCAA Champions, but, I feel that it would be darker and more serious like the Little Hawks Helmet.

I would think that we'd run out of Medics and that would be a real problem. The alcohol would be more common than the interferon, but, nobody talks about interferon. They want to talk about their Manhood, but, not the Clawbacks of the Mollie Movement.

We'd be gangbusters on Women's Justice and not just Gangbusters, but the Gang of 6 and Gangbusters, too. 

Big E is Misrepresenting Iowa on the National Stage

 Iowa Boys do not Throw Pancakes and be Shills for a Declining Promotion. On top of that, the WWE Universal Championship and the Pantheon of Monday Night Raw Belt Handoffs do not need to be cheapened with such severe gimmicks.

Speaking of severe gimmicks, The New Day has been more than a Few Years and I would not condone or approve of the Heel or the Bad Guy getting angrier at a later time. I would feel at the Fry or the Gable, there'd have to be a Degree of Seriousness in the Pro Wrestling Forum.

I don't find funny that Gimmicks are mixing with the New Japan Style well at all. It is a deeper problem in Sports that we'd have a Failure to Finish that is happening at the Worst Times. 

It is not a Gimmick School, it is the National State University of Iowa! I feel that the Superiority even Regionally has been whittled to nothing and the anger would have been worse if Big E was an Iowa High School Product, because our Iowa Teachers would be stuck with the shilling.

The 200 Billion Dollar Pyramid!

 I feel my State and its Flagship University is losing the 200 Billion Dollar Pyramid! People have no idea how far the Train has Flown off the Rails and to make it worse, I do not condone Vandalism or Criminal Commissions.

For everyone that is lost, missing or missed, I would feel that we'd not have a decent energy here at home. The first thing we'd go off on every Summer is to Go Off! That is not good and I feel that we'd have a Governor who'd brush off a Martin and Malcolm Charge like No Biggie.

It's hard to get Jobs when the People are Flying off the Handle! It is harder to get Jobs when the Worst of the Worst is Not Under Control! I don't feel happy that most people would ignore their Local History.

No one wants Careless Losses and Careless Losses cost Big Money. It is dangerous and most people would have an Interest in Caring, and those who are taking advantage of it is making it all worse.

The 1000 Point Difference From Lisa Bluder to Fran McCafferty's Student Athletes in Iowa

I feel between Kinnick and Carver, there has to be at least 1000 Point GPA Difference between the Student Athletes of Lisa Bluder and Fran McCafferty. Bluder's Bunch and Ferentz's Hawkeyes have to be in the top quarter of academic achievement and the Brandses and McCafferty are nudging down the bottom of the GPA.

And, I don't mean to call it a roast, but, you'd have a penchant of a permenant academic bubble and everyone is supposed to be FINE with it? And, what is worse, is Fran is commissioning the Worst Program in the University of Iowa.

And, we'd always work hard at completion, but, the pits of the backchannel is as lowly as ever. TV wouldn't want Iowa and Nebraska if both lumber damagingly. And having someone leave a Hawk Territory School for Greener Grass? That's cold.

The only way Iowa can't pay McCafferty's buyout is an NCAA Investigation happens. Or, their cavalier enough to make them stick into 2024, whichever comes first.

And, what's chillier, is the University in rosier condition okay with a Section 8 Intrusion of Interrelationships? Or leave us things we would have had at home instead a true one of kind campus and institution as advertised? Either way, outrunning past the Roanoke Steam keeps only just getting old.

Play Like Indianola Depends on You!

Even though Indianola is closer to Cardinal than Black and Gold, but, I feel mad a Mid 40's Chris Street or a Early 50's Ben Wilson would not have condoned just getting intoxicated over emotions over losing their hero. And, the basketball community would have been wealthier and the Olympic Community would have been wealthier without a Butler, Nassar and Pitino and instead, had a Street, Wilson or Hall to actually advance.

I feel like I am the one who'd play like he's sick of being all figured out, sick of being messing up to the point Lou Nanne, Tammi and Kerri Blackstone, and Tee Martin magically reappeared to revive the North Stars, Drake, Iowa AND Tennessee for every little boy Slick Rick Story! If we was dependent, we'd ride that rickshaw to Westwood to Get Alford!

What is a pity is just because Iowa is not on the Public Intox or Taking Women or Drugs or Skipping School like it was Cedar Rapids Washington or North Cedar doesn't make them ok! But, what is scarier is memorable alum or non-alum could go back to drinking like its my family and it becomes a deconstructive like it is my family and don't tell me Incomplete is socially accepted.

If playing through the motions was socially acceptable at this period, we'd have the NCAA Champion Outsized at Carver Hawkeye instead of these Little Baby League Pennants. But, I feel like rewriting the league record books like Drew Brees doesn't make Tony feel fine, especially when it screwed up a year beyond recognition for a lot of people.

The Miseducation of Kendrick McGarity and Barta X's Athletic Departments

The only reason why I am calling out Greg McGarity as Kendrick McGarity is for the reekage of sexism in how he did not handle well Women's Gymnastics Dismissal, which I don't call Racism/Sexism Allegations lightly or at all without any grain of truth. And why I am calling out Gary Barta as Barta X because of how he double crosses the state like a fool over Tracey Meyer and Jane Griesbaum's Dismissals, which where actual sexism and actually in court, and to add salt to the wound, our state is sinking hard earned treasure in places that aren't getting better and they keep giving the same ol' receipts.

Besides the obvious tawdry of Black Infamy driving my callouts, which is never, ever to be used lightly, I doubt Iowa or Georgia has had the same view on Olympic or Money Sports.

I have called out the "Master Plan" for not making Sanford or Stegman any more accessible. I know in Classic SEC Powers, I doubt anyone would get far suggesting replacing their hollow Saturday Shrine, even if it is actually hollow like Legion Field. And, I feel where Georgia is losing big and badly is Olympic Sports Facilities. I feel if Alabama was Cy-Fair of this country and rose to the Sports National Championship instead of Just Football, that would cross people more wrong, especially when their Basketball Department doesn't make money. But, I feel Georgia is a vacuum for bad pros, chagrinning native Multigenerational Atlantans and Georgians who never paid for the Truman Show II, and Smart is not given all the tools because are we supposed to tolerate McGarity for keeping Richt too long and making Jacob Eason win, win, win or be higher on the NFL Draft Board?

Iowa has that same "made to win" attitude with Ferentz. The Brandses are running Wrestling Department and the Olympic Sports Department into the bottom of the basement like the Wrestling Facility. And, to add grief to Hawkeyes accross the country, Dr. Grant never left the Women's Sports Department this bad and the basketball department's neediness has not gone unnoticed. I feel as trainers, Iowa is not training pros correctly and that is leaving messes galore.

Sadly, both are leading the country in characters and character witnesses like Ralph Wiggum. Do we really want to see a 40 Year Old Ralph Wiggum play like a fool for anyone's university?

Pollard the Underaccountable Messes Up Iowa State Wrestling Hire

I feel livid that Jamie Pollard went across America instead of the Neighborhood to try to punch revitalization into Iowa State Wrestling. And, it still isn't lost to Hokies across America that the NCAA didn't give Iowa the Investigative Time of Day for Minusing their Program for Tanking before Tanking was cool.

And, with so many mess-ups, I think what would not help Iowa State next Winter is the chilly march to the top would be harsher than ever. And, to make matters intensely turse, Minnesota's half of their Frontline is risking Federal Time, Wisconsin is on to growing up from Division III to Big Ten Contention, and Illinois in a place to keep their grapplers in house again.

And, I think we are a 3 Year Period from a Texas, Texas A and M, Arkansas and SMU go from No Program to NCAA Champions.  And, letting Grand View become an evolved Coaching Powerhouse is a traversive and troublesome move any major program has to find a way to figuring out.

And, I think the disharmony is in 2009, Iowa State found their way into a replacement they didn't plan on. And, in 2017, they planned on a replacement and looked like fools for picking anyone. Those 8 Trophies will still be lonely, and losing it from the top is not a good image at all.

The University of Iowa and Johnson County Fair Combination, Could it be on the table?

Even though the Johnson County Fair and the University of Iowa combination in the past even in jest would be met with a strong no, in general conversation, but, I feel like no option is off the table in this regard.

Even though there seperate parts of Iowa City, but, I feel like extending the options that are on table for everyday Iowa Citians. I think having a safe proper concert venue in Hancher's "Off Season" and trying to have theater or concert at Duane Banks Field or the Football Barn, because I have problems with Carver Hawkeye accomadating disabled Iowans well who need assistance and that is for regular gamedays.

And, having Tennis or World Cup Soccer at Kinnick. I don't think Kinnick would make a high enough to be multipurpose racing or country concerts, and we are sadly at peace it is not a national park and its ability to do most multipurpose events that aren't relative to sports is nil, including Winter Classics.

Johnson County's long served niche is being the 4H Fair better than everybody, even besting the Iowa State Fair. Certainly, I hate to make it about our state not making money, but, we need to find ways to within reason do outreach from Drag Racing to Farming to Soccer to Concerts Venues safe and sound. There would be a lot of work just to get these camps on table, I can't deny that.

The challenge in Iowa City and University of Iowa and University Heights Iowa City is being boxed in like a New York City and not handling lean times and safety and security well at all. I feel like, too, if the offseason is a deader zone than the Gulf or bad digital signals, at least use it constructively just to avoid being lockhorned into the same old thing until Homecoming.