The Expulsion #'s in Iowa Would be the Size of Lisbon as A School District

 I feel that the Expulsion Numbers in Iowa would be the Size of Lisbon as a School District, had they just been isolated to my Alma Mater. If it where iso'd to just my Alma Mater, we'd effect jobs and enjoyment of School Things.

And, it would injure School Memories and we'd be both defensive and territorial like Kennedy's Lore. I would think if the Road Out of Home would be needed, because having Webcams would be Expensive and mistakes or lack of Social Skills on Webcam would be Even Worse.

If Lisbon where to stop on the Spot because of That Many Expulsions, like it was Metro in Cedar Rapids, the anger in the defense would be maddening. It would be like getting out of School to do something and still being a jerk and School People Find Out, that is not good.

It would break different if that absent leadership where Regular Days.

Code XO: Which Early 2000's Lore Haunts Linn County Kids?

 I feel this is apt that I would Code one of Kelsea Ballerini's 1st Hits to Lores that Would Haunt Us Linn County Kids and Teens that became Adults that shape our Futures, Fortunes and Misfortunes Positively and Negatively. Even though we are Not Kids or Teens, they have shaped our Nation, World, Universe and Parallel Universe.

I'd want to pin the tail on a Different Kelsea Ballerini Hit: High School and the Hexes of Cedar Rapids, which I'd rather Peace Out and Enjoy My Christmas With Currier, Ives and Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I doubt most Older Iowans or Eastern Iowans want the Stone Cold Steve Austin Bit, having the City Hex as in Cedar Rapids Public's State Football Hex even though Cedar Rapids Jefferson was one of the 1st State Football Playoff Champions in 1972, and the 3rd Hex, the City Hex when Jefferson couldn't do a thing vs. Washington.

The Flame burns and hurts different, even though I wouldn't want to talk about it for Recriminal Reasons, I would feel a sense of bitterness of Scholarships, Families, and Making More Money as opposed to getting squat, Working for Everything, and Being Salty.  I do swear instead of Edge of Town Dive Bars where People Throw Punches Recreationallly Like a Slipknot Concert and that is Off Hours, that the Crimination that Our Existence goes Cradle to the Grave like we still had DMX and Aaliyah and Juice WRLD was kicked to the Courts like Jet Li for Ruining The Vitamin C, even if he didn't want to be caught.

I'd feel in the Not So Sweet Echoes of Mayor Quimby's Best Simpsons Quote from Treehouse of Horror XI is "People, People,Let's Not Be Frightened and Horny and These Dolphins Can't Keep Us From Living and Scoring" like I took the Live, Score and Be Happy Ethos into High School as a Twist on Eat, Drink and Be Merry like it was a Perverted Bad Joke, and to some, it is not a Joke, Cedar Rapids Jefferson was expected to break past and Win State Football.

But, no, they Lost, From Undefeated, to Cedar Falls and in the 1st Round, in the Most Region Defining Loss in Linn County History, especially after the fact everyone in the State wanted Jefferson to break Iowa City's Hex on the State, but Jefferson Lost and I would have been OK with Valley and Dowling break their Bridesmaid Hex with Ames and instead, they raised the National Profile on West Des Moines and that has changed our Trophies and Heroes.

Down the Road in Lisbon, I've lived the "Hold My Beer" before "Hold My Beer" was Fashionable, in having 4 Principals in 5 Years, after having 3 in 4 in Lisbon with my Lisbon Diploma, and to make life worse, the Optimum Education has disappeared into the Wind and Not Returned. That would be a Less Flattering Al Bundy 5 Touchdowns in High School, including, up to and not limited to having 3 Consecutive JEL Executive Council Defeats, Those Principals, the Big School Energy that Has Not Left My Home and the Bringing Darrell Alderman to School, which thankfully didn't happen, among other things.

Those Other Things are not pretty and the things I Cannot Stand is Being Home and Seeing People's Interior Designs on Webcams. That drives me up a Wall and I don't know if I'd fill an International Ticket Run without Paperwork and OCD Packing and Repacking, if I couldn't stand your Town and its Trash.

If Lisbon Goes Winless, I Command A Hotel Weekend for How More Mixed Up and Messed Up Than Ever Lisbon and Mount Vernon Sports Is!

Frankly, I see no joy from Nearly Going Undefeated in Baseball to nearly going winless in a matter of 90 Days! And, I am blowing the lid high and mighty IF Lisbon is Going Winless, I Command A Hotel Weekend for How More Mixed Up and Messed Up than Ever Mount Vernon and Lisbon Sports Is!

To be frank, I am ticked off WHY Mount Vernon CAN Never Beat Solon! And, I would feel better if a few credit cards where thrown in for good reason. And, I feel like what is not funny, is Commanding instead of the word Demanding.

And, I feel like getting answers right then and there why my Alma Mater is More Mixed Up and Messed Up than Ever Before. I don't want no Northeast Iowa Conferences Again, I'd want Territorial Matchups!

And, I feel like with so little is thrown at Education, I'd be better off with a Regional Zoo in Mount Vernon and Lisbon! And, we can't deny it is an angry period, and I feel better off pounding answers in our future.

If we had license to print money, I feel it would be cutting checks left and right until there is nothing left. And, the beginning of the week is the Worst Nightmare to End Worst Nightmares for All Time.

Southeast Polk vs. Lisbon: The Mock Dual

Even though I hold a Lisbon High Diploma, but, I think with Lisbon's 1st Traditional Since 1993 being the highest scoring Non-CIML Program in Traditional State and that is a low bar for a grand old sport, especially if you wanted to see Lisbon vs. CR Jefferson go toe to toe like Jefferson vs. Prairie.

If we had the Mock Dual, I think my alma mater and their school board would have more than a say, but, a stake instead. And, just having it at "The Lions Den" would have made it a 3 Point Advantage everywhere it went.

And, the nuances of the Rams would have made a Neighborhood Program at Grand View. Sadly, I doubt my Alma Mater Lions at this time would be neither focused or behaved to send their whole core a la the Neighborhood Program in Iowa. Other than speaking the truth, higher is not healthier and if this where Friday Football, clamoring over Lisbon vs. City High would make a marquee, but, the future Pro Football Hero from City or De La Salle would remember a rabid road audience.

I think if this was for real, and I think if there was an eagerness to make it real, there'd be an emotionometer that would wreck it for Lisbon and Southeast Polk would have outpointed everyone and then some.

There would be programs that Lisbon would have had problems with and Prairie, Alburnett, and Wapsie Valley would have given my community the worst problems. And, Southeast Polk would have given Lisbon fits anyway. I know Iowa is doing the Woody-Bo-JoePa-Lou Subsection better than Michigan, Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Penn State over their Jayru tantrums, but, I'd feel better if the Brandses tried to go Neighborhood and Academics, which is their losses in anger management and salt monkeys.