Is Major League Soccer Really Minor League Soccer?

 I feel as a Sports Fan, we'd beg for Sports Journalists not be Sports Fanboys and Fangirls. Secretly, we have replaced the Died in Wool Journalist with Fanboys and Fangirls and the Lividity is Comprehensive.

After the Worst Behaved Championship (2021), the MLS had the Genius Idea of throwing their Games behind a Paywall. The only good reason to Go Pay Per View is to be Elite or Not Give Your Elderly Relatives a Triple Bypass. That is not it.

And, the Current Brass is Royally Flunking Sports Business and they do not care. If we had Manchester United and others come to town, there should be an expectation of being better. The Major League Soccer has not had a 5 Year World Club Powerhouse.

And, the rot gets worse, as Messi stands for Soft Leadership, and our Kids are Playing Mid End English Teams. The United States criminally spends the Most Money on Soccer ONLY to make Places that don't even have a Slightest Patch of Green Grass look like World Stoppers! If this where England, it would have been on Every Show!

And, the Soccer Business is not disguising the Sir Alex Void which is 12 Years Old and unabashedly, being more dangerous than some 18 Year Olds and not afraid to show it. I don't want to go back to the Bad Old Days of Defending Territory and Manhood with Drunk and Violent Hooliganism, but, somebody's gonna say it.

Will the MLS Provide League Wide Support For a Women's Soccer League?

 I've felt even before the Emotional Fever of the Women's World Cup, that Major League Soccer as a League and its teams would provide Material and Facility Support amid other things like the National Basketball Association has for the WNBA. Sadly, to this day, Major League Soccer would kick Rocks before having to throw Financial Coppers at Women's Soccer.

And, we have issues with Women's Soccer Globally from having No League, to having to Work Every Side Hustle Under the Sun During the Season. I don't think it is funny and USA Soccer has kicked Rocks around the Quality of the League and that is not good.

Even for as long as the Internet Age has been in a lot of places, Major League Soccer has been fighting for relevance. And, at the expense of that relevance has been the quality of the players and the fan bases.

Trump committed what was akin to a Sexual Assault with his beef with Megan Rapinoe. Actually, Trump is a Sexual Predator and his stripes have not changed one iota.

Women's Soccer as a Body would be a Daria Joke and not a Good One at that. It is a Heavy and an Edgy Joke that should not be a Joke.

I Would Not Be Throwing My Silver Dollars in the Well for a Restarted or Partial Complete Season

It is the 4th of July, and I am sure Not Happy with anything this year, particularly in Iowa. I would not be Throwing My Silver Dollars in the Well for a Restarted or Partial Complete Season, especially if "The Leader" Fatigue is getting out of hand with the Bubble bursting as rapidly as we could get it up, and that has been my sale on the False Hope Narrative.

I feel like there is not anyone in the Stock Market currently that has the self-control to see things through as opposed to just making money. That would particularly be a problem with these Garage Sale Stock Market Characters.

And, I don't have really anything other than being Stone when the rest of United States Sports would be Gossiping rather than Breaking the News, and that is a natural truth. I feel what would be the line to abandon the NBA and NHL Seasons? It is tough enough we are pent up at home and trust me, I would rather be anywhere but home more often than not even though I am not an Office or Public Service.

Speaking of rag-tag, we would be stuck with the most annoying Champions for another year and what is rude is trying to start this whole "MLS is Back" Noise especially when we'd know already that we would have to change Sports Forever through a US-Canada Pro/Rel System.

I don't even want to get started with a Medevac Mentality like it was the Vietnam War, except we would try to reopen Professional Sports. I feel even now, we have had sparring matches with where the Blue Jays would be either in Toronto or Dundein and I would want either a World Class World Series or a Fun World Series.

Instead, we would get a funhouse. I want jobs as much as the next person to be back up, and I wouldn't throw out willy nilly like Firecrackers anything good to great. Basically, this Independence Day, I am impatient and I feel that the Bubble would collapse too late because we would have spent more time arguing and doing office things and Washington would have the most DC Thing in having the Yankees for a Pennant Raise (The City's First Since 1924) and the most obvious thing besides the Redskins Debate, which I'd still stand by my Worst Title Track Proclamation, and Political Incompetence, is to change the Nationals Name to the Senators and return them to the American League in some fashion.

Major League Soccer's 24th Birthday is Tonight!

I feel like with Major League Soccer, I took no pride in having a Dark Anniversary. I feel like I am thinking they will be one of the first leagues back to work off this sojourn because they usually play in stadiums.

Of the Original MLS Stadiums, San Jose Spartan has always filled out in their era of both Earthquakes Franchises, that they have outsold the Flagship San Jose State Spartans and I am cooed largely because of TnJ's YouTube Channel that Marquette will come back to Football and not just because of my Classmate's Sister and wanting to see San Jose State being great again because their AP Poll History has been infuriating.

And, Spartan Stadium started out as a Truer Olympic Stadium and I would feel that we'd need them again for infrastructure reasons or avoid hasty renovations. The Rose Bowl would be shown up by having SoFi Stadium open up this year.

The Cotton Bowl's Most Recent Full Time Tenant was the Dallas Burn, which is now known as FC Dallas and that causes consternation that they are in a Then Rural Frisco instead of Downtown Dallas. Arrowhead Stadium still is in commission and I would feel the push to replace Arrowhead would get stronger.

Ohio Stadium being the Biggest Olympic Stadium around and I feel that either they should return to being an Olympic Stadium or Build all new.  Giants Stadium, Houlihan Stadium and Foxborough Stadium where all demolished along the way. Of the Original 8 MLS Stadiums, 5 Are Still In Commission and everyone save the Cotton Bowl are in Full Time Commission.

This Championship Season in the Future....

I feel that the MLS's Real Life Birthday would be April 6th and we'd have 5 Weeks to it and a whole lot of unresolved issues with Manchester City butting into our territory, and NYCFC playing Yankee Stadium. I am keeping on Trucking with the rib to Minor (Major) League Soccer, as they prefer Expansion Teams and Copy Successful International (Non-US or Canada Names) for their Identity.

I don't want to be started with who I'd hate because that would spill into less healthy and recrimination vibes. What I would feel is they won't do a 3rd Schaeffer Stadium (1971 Original Name) and it would be a cosmic farce to believe the Revolution would get a Stadium before they are more forgotten.

And, College Football Overtime would start being 24 on March 14th. I always feel for Overtime, wanting an Arena Styled Overtime where it would be 1 and 2 on Possession and that should be for the NFL, too. College Football Overtime in the Regular Season wouldn't be 25 in Age for another year, and neither is Major League Soccer.

Homestead Miami Speedway would be 25 later this year. We do have a lot of education, but, I am mad that it is not used correctly and I am madder that Cars would generally be at their Zenith and so is Network or Frontchannel Television. Series where not intended to be Album Styled Pushes and we'd have a Gonzaga NCAA Tournament Run where that kid is having its own kids.

We could be educated or smug all we want, but, some of us have to carry the heavy energy. We can't be groomed into jobs, nor can we be groomed into the Presidency. The only acceptable grooming would be Beauty and Pets and that is a Family Show.

I feel like we need the Actor's Studio back and not seen it since 13 or Iowa City being World Class.