Showing posts with label The Unconventional Will Be Televised. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Unconventional Will Be Televised. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2020

Would Dan Snyder Helm Bypassing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as his Final and Still Giving Act?

If Dan Snyder had to endure Punishment Enough later for selling the Washington Football Team, I wonder if all this mayhem would cause a bypass of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Go For 0 Streak? I got jokes and sadly, I would want to actually root on someone to beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 0-26 Streak embarrassingly and badly.

I would think that a lot of the guys people thought was good would drive the bus in Arena 2 and this is the Devil With Money Scenario, especially if instead of earning their horns, they earned their feathers fair and square and for good reason. (None of it is good, I promise you.)

I promise you, it will not be good as in being Up By 33 but Lose By 34, bringing pride to the Houston Oilers. The act would be cold and unforgiving, from a cold and unforgiving man, who couldn't put together a Football Team, and the fans would pray-starve RFK Stadium's Revival in Old DC.

While we are on Old DC, it would be a Treehouse of Horror meets Currier and Ives Worst Nightmare as they already got no self esteem. I don't think anyone in their right mind would give their money to Dan Snyder and the NFL would have so many logos like New Japan's Bullet Club like the League would hold their beer in licensing.

This would be Capital Punishment, even for the Nation's and the World's Capitol. What is off the handle for all the Cartman Behavior is there is no one to teach Sonny Jurgensen or the Poor Stadium Janitor what to do. The Mid Atlantic needs the teachings of the Flagship and the Flagship currently is in Hot Water and won't get out.

Eric Cartman would be doing Cartwheels about the misfortune and he'd run his program on a Go Fund Me like we need more laughter. Dallas Fort Worth or the League Flagship is not laughing, not in the Flagship Division, especially if Texas A and M went bad without a purpose.

We really have the Devil and NOT Charlie Daniels, and the Devil is none too nice to sign his autograph! I feel like for our sake, the Flagship is needing a lot of things, and a lot of things need a Kansas State Sized Resurrection on the Wabash, and a lot of things take years to completely appreciate.

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

2018 NFL Draft #1 Pick: Why NOT Try and Be Unconvential, For a Change of Venue?

I am not one of those draftniks. But, I feel why not try and be unconvential, for a change of venue? I feel if in this year, let's play all options on my family table. I feel go the Division III or NAIA Route for a change of venue just to sell truckloads of Football Jerseys at your bookstore? And, I'd rather go in, more in, and all the way in by going west to Japan College Football just to have them be farther East?

People would lose their handles and spouts over an International Prospect in a North American Pro Sports Draft. But, there is a limit to everyone's madness and I feel I'd expect a January 3rd Joe Thomas to the Packers trade just to spare Northeast Ohio its shame of a Winless Top Pick?

And, while we are all the way in, why not pick on and off Southeast Asian Prospects the same way they've picked on and off us? The downside, is they'd be 30 Pounds and more aloof on their Texas Football Skills. And, I feel for all the times we've bid on International Prospects, why not turn the tables and have a few land our way?

And, while we are on our Change Of Venue, The NFL Draft ONLY Works Well in New York City, the Center of the World. And, I feel like wanting to flip the script and instead of "I'm a Bachelor and PROUD OF IT!" or "The Baddest Dude in the Underworld", why not have The Stadium Janitor, Actually Draft an American Trucker (No, Really) , or Draft Someone JUST to put them on Dancing With The Stars? I feel let's play all options on the table and draft Eeny, Meeny, Miney and Mo just for fun.

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