The Wisconsin Man and His Family Won't Give Up a Fight!

 Wisconsin's Lawsuit against Miami would only prove one thing as the Wisconsin Man and His Family won't give up a Fight! I know Miami's a Greek Curse, and it doesn't help they'd be wearing out Meaningful Jewelry instead of Ohio State.

The curse in all of this is there are more Curse Words than the English Language at these Wisconsin Taverns toward the U at their Bars. I think one of my fears, is that they'd play possum with these NIL's Further, and instead of encouraging Ice Hockey or Varsity Wrestling, we'd encourage Narcissists whose only purpose is to get rich and famous quick.

Believe me, there is Hollywood for that.

If Arizona State Was Miami, We'd Be Talking About Death Penalty

 If Arizona State Was Miami, we would be Talking About Death Penalty. We don't see Miami running wild with G-Unit Wagons or Penn State running wild with G-Unit Wagons, because both would invite the Death Penalty. If Arizona State was caught with a G-Unit Wagon, we'd have an NCAA Investigation Blow Out into a Death Penalty Investigation.

Because of the Heat Waves, I have not been as Speedy Alka Seltzer on these Posts. And, Arizona State's Problems have been What A Relief, It Ain't!

What I don't like is having Assistant Coaches not having Jobs, and everyone ganging up on Transfers because it is a Toxic Place. The Reality of the Current Pac-12 South is USC is Buying and Selling Sunset, UCLA is looking Suspect, and Arizona and Colorado will find a Way Up in the Standings.

If I was giving them the Time of Day, I'd feel that they'd have to be prompt and professional.

No, the Early 2000's Miami was Not Not Just Another "Just Messing With You" Program

 No, the Early 2000's Miami was Not Not Just Another "Just Messing With You" Program. They where at least a Couple Different Plays from being a Mount Union Run. Think about it.

A lot of those guys where recruited when Miami was Handcuffed from the Mid 1990's. Nobody wanted to be a Miami Hurricane.

It would not be the Only Time Miami and Mount Union would have crossed paths, which 1983-1993 Miami outdoing Peak Bud Wilkinson OU, but, Mount Union Outdid them both.

I'd love to see the U go back to that Ferocity again.

There won't be a Consensus for Season 4 of the "Turnover Chain"!

 I really wish that Miami had a better, more effective way of communicating the Turnover Chain is turned over on Downs. It is disruptive that the School President does not have Manny Diaz's back.

It causes further disruptions when Miami has to go about disrupting the West, and I don't think Lincoln Riley adds a thing like Seth and Toby at Home. Miami having to make the Wild West the Wild West is a Not So Happy Throwback to the 1980's and the Lowcows have had more fun than Miami.

Miami is stuck in a Greek Curse, and their ACC Rivals have had the following: Pitt having won their 1st Outright in School History, Virginia has not claimed Conference Victory Ever, North Carolina has not won since LT, Duke has not won since the Team Photo and NC State has not won since the 1970's.

Conference Realignment is inevitable and Virginia Tech has their Longest Conference Hex in School History. Beamerball and the U's Conference Histories have crossed paths at the same time, and it is not fun both are at their Longest Conference Hex, along with Syracuse.

I would be a Sell, Sell, Sell,Sell with having to free from Under the President Army and Navy's Head Coaches to Oregon and that would be an issue.

The U is a Daria Joke and Its All Their Own Creation

 Lord willing, lets see if we had Season 24 or 25 of Daria in the Same Matter as South Park, and we'd have the Warts and All of Motherhood, Divorce, and Strange Men. Sadly, the U is a Daria Joke and what is worse, it is all their own creation.

I really wouldn't have stolen Turnover Chain from Philadelphia and made the No Leadership and Barstool Trope in Chicagoland worse than it is already. If Mark Richt didn't retire, they'd already be a Playoff Team.

If I was Athletic Director or General Manager, I would be livid if they couldn't tell the Male Side of the Joke Well Without Getting in Trouble. I am more upset at the U not even giving out a Real Effort, and they'd really blow the doors out on sheningans.

I find nothing is funny with the U, as they can't seem to complete what they started. And, there is no Killer Instinct that changed Pop Culture and not for the better.

While we are on those warts, we'd have everything under the sun and some stuff not fit for an FCC Airwaves. It is getting more and more upsetting and I don't think Richt wanted the shenanigans.

There isn't that "All About The U" Upset that would restart the map like UCLA in 1998 when it was at the Expense of Arizona. If it was Season 25 of Daria, we'd tip the lid off the matters at hand and then some, and I don't think Viacom had that in them.

The U lost their Best Chance to Upset the Sport Again!

 Avantae Williams dismissal exposes the fact that the U lost their Best Chance to Upset the Sport Again! The problem that is laid bare is the fact Miami is the most notorious for recruiting their territory and it has became a Greek Curse ever increasingly.

I am still mad there was not a Championship Catholics vs. Convicts in Charlotte and Manny Diaz would have been uncomfortably cowed back down I-95 if he was in Philadelphia. The reality is Manny Diaz has no strategy for the Hurricanes and it is showing.

This is not about any one else, and the Hurricanes do not have a Strategy. It is every 4 to 6 Years they cycle in and out of Coaches, which means they don't have as strong of relationship with the High School Coaches Outlying Outside of South Florida.

The problem is that you don't throw away Scholarships Willy Nilly!

Miami is letting off the Gas as a Program

Miami Hurricanes Football is so new school that it eliminates room to develop. Sadly, it is being so futuristic that you'd be ahead of the curve and you'd realize everyone else caught up. All joking aside, it is not funny to lose to Louisiana Tech and Swing and a Miss on a Hometown, Houston, Rose or Aloha Bowl. It was their Home Turf, for goodness sakes and Louisiana Tech made the 305 Dezidens Red Hot as Ever.

It gets less amusing that immaturity among program leadership costs the U a hysteric chance at the Playoffs. I would like to see Hard Rock be Multipurpose and the U call Marlins Park Home as the Orange Bowl Again, but, there'd be Contractual Mayhem in the way.

Every Time Miami doesn't have something to offer, the Hot Seat would sneak up. Manny Diaz being a master motivator, but, the Turnover Chain started all the other gimmicks. This is not the turnover we wanted. If we wanted a turnover, Manny Diaz would have Coached Temple inauthentically wearing a Pea Coat when the first instant it got cold, laying in wait for Home and the Publicity the Current Temple Ruler would have gotten in Miami would have been chilly.

The fact is, Temple has a more Mature Leader and Miami got the guy again that got Mack Brown fired at Texas. The hidden stat in all of this is if NIU won 5 Games, that would concern me, and Miami won 6 Games Again, it would be a Bowl System more ripe for collapse.

The whole purpose of a Home is not just to Plant Roots Frivolously just to stay there. It would be nuts to think a lot of those Hurricanes are being Comfortable more than rafting a new row of National Championships.

Does Miami (FL) Hurricanes have Gas in the Tank for More National Championships?

I feel like I am demoralized when we'd have Sports Answer of "Kevin the Zero" and more demoralized when the U was shut out and Louisiana Tech gift wrapped a Hometown Bowl Game.

I wonder does Miami (FL) have more Gas in the Tank for More National Championships? I feel what is off is hiring the next biggest collection of Millions in Rhett Lashlee, and that is to be replacing Dan Enos.

Miami Hurricanes Football would have the least of any of the National Powerhouses to Recruit Nationally. I'd feel like in the Sweet Hey, Hey, Hey, I would at least have fuel in the tank for 6 More National Championships and Journeys into the Depth of College Football History.

The mistakes of the Pirate Flag would be inflicted, but, I would feel like the Hurricane Flag would be the Pirate Flag of the Sport.

Journeys are fun and I'd like to see Miami actually host Florida at the Rock biannually for a Change of Venue. I'd love to see Miami at least win left and right in the Playoff Years and we'd have a 6 Hour Championship Discussion from all directions everywhere we went.

Are we going to have the Turnover Chain stay true or are we going to pick up Cristobal from Corner to Corner?

Miami (FL) Would Need Tennessee Wins to Make themselves Believable

I feel like for the Program that has always been the loudest in rises and collapses, Miami (FL) would need Tennessee Wins to Make themselves Believable. As a Sport Fan, having Florida, Georgia Tech and FIU Wins would have made a January 1st Bowl and the Virginia Tech Win would have buried Beamerball.

You'd play your Home Games in an NFL Stadium and hopefully, playing the rest of your career in NFL Stadiums. I'd like to see an Ambush of a Miami (FL)-Florida State Confrontation in the Carolinas, but, the reality of the programs makes it harder to see that to solution and if Nebraska got 6, 7, 8, and 9 Man like you couldn't believe, it would be a ferocious program.

I couldn't see a 4 Win Year in Year 2. It would drain fundamentals, or Oregon from being Contenders if Mario Cristobal was lured Home. It would make the same sense in 3 Years of Arkansas luring Skip Holtz or Mike Norvelli just to say Sam Pittman was for naught.

What it would do in Tallahassee would have the first end of season termination at some point since the Mid 1970s. I haven't seen a College Football Hall of Fame Coach be a Miami Hurricane and I would like to see that once.

Miami is not a "Slow Burn" Program. It has not and I would feel the focus would be having to have an Olympic Stadium at Some Point to keep the program relatable and healthy.

National Championship of College Football Simulation

Matchups

12 East Carolina vs. 5 Buffalo
13 Clemson @ 4 Ole Miss

9 Kansas vs. 8 BYU
16 Charlotte @ 1 Hawaii

If I couldn't necessarily get any real matchups in rank for At Large without upsetting the apple cart, I'd try to go get who would be availiable 17-22

11 Oregon State vs. 6 UTEP
14 Colorado State @ 3 SMU

10 Minnesota vs. 7 Georgia State
15 Vanderbilt @ 2 Georgia Tech

1-1-20

12 E. Carolina 7 11 0 2-20
 5 Buffalo         8   0 11 0-19

13 Clemson    0   3 0  8-11
 4 Ole Miss     14 14 7 0-35

9 Kansas 0 16 0 8-24 7 7 8 8 8-62
8 BYU       8  0 8 8-24 7 7 8 8 3-57

16 Charlotte 0 7 0 0-7
 1 Hawaii      7 0 7 0-14

11 Oregon State 7 8 0 8-22
 6 UTEP               7 0 8 0-15

14 Colorado State 14 19 22 0-55 7 6-68
3 SMU                     16 14 22 3-55 7 7-69

10 Minnesota      7 14 8 21-50
 7 Georgia State 28 0 0 0-28

15 Vanderbilt     14 7 0 6-27
 2 Georgia Tech  14 0 7 3-24

1-3-20
12 East Carolina 7 7 7 0-21 7 0-28
4 Ole Miss 14 0 0 7-21 7 6-34

9 Kansas 10 7 0 3-20
1 Hawaii 14 21 24 28-77

11 Oregon State 7 0 8 0-15
3 SMU 0 0 7 7-14

15 Vanderbilt 0 0 7 0-7
10 Minnesota 7 0 0 3-10

1-10-20
4 Ole Miss 0 0 0 0-0
1 Hawaii 42 64 49 64-219

11 Oregon State 14 0 7 7-28
10 Minnesota      7 8 0  0-15
National Championship of College Football XXI
"The Least Friendliest National Championship in College Football History"
Lucas Oil Stadium Indianapolis,IN
11 Oregon State 0 0 0 0-0 7 7 8 8 8 3 8 3 8 3 8 8 8 8 8 8-97
 1 Hawaii            0 0 0 0-0 7 7 8 8 8 3 8 3 8 3 8 8 8 8 8 6-95
Oregon State is 1st to the Coast

Defending Champion- Tulane
Preseason #1-Hawaii
Regular Season "The Pirate Flag"-Miami (FL)
Postseason-Oregon State

Why Not Make a Miami Hurricanes Stadium Like Drake Stadium?

I feel any new Miami Hurricanes Football Stadium has to actually be Miami, and have to be a Drake Stadium Styled Olympic Stadium Prototype, or a better way to control costs, have Olympics in a genuine article World Class City or World Cup. I don't necessarily feel it is just Football Related.

I would have said Orange Bowl and to be serious, I feel that Miami would have to be All Orange at Home from Helmet to Socks. I feel there'd have to be an Iowa Styled NCAA National Championship Signs not just when you get on Campus, but, into Earthly Miami.

Hard Rock will always be hedgemonial, and fairness to me is not putting more money all time than Cowboys Stadium, but, playing for the City as much as The U. The U is as Grassroots and Deep in the Trenches as it gets.

And, I don't think the University of Miami will be due for any Uniform Redesigns any time soon, but, I feel it is fair to go Eye of the Storm Green from Helmet to Socks on the Road. I am taking on even the idea of a New Orange Bowl and trying to keep it to benefit many different sports and have actual Bermuda Grass to carpet the Field.

What if Miami vs. Notre Dame Happened Next Fall?

Part II of Miami Football: the Football Classics centers on Notre Dame Stadium, College Gameday, and the significance of an ABC Dial for Notre Dame at Notre Dame Stadium for Catholics vs. Convicts. And, the whole Midwest is intent on wanting their MOJO and Swagger back to back like its Permian Football.

"The Next War" starts as a crescendo as Miami runs coast to coast to start the game at 7-0. But, no matter what Notre Dame does, they keep getting worse.

And, I don't know about anyone else, but tilting a recruiting battle on who won the Bowl is not how we've done things around here in 30 Plus Years. Even though the Paternal is rolling out of me like I should protect the sport rather than let anything slide, but, Sports and Non-Sports Fans like Good, Great and All Time Great Sports to make their cash.

And, the Next War is 42-7 Miami at the Half, the stanza of "The Next War" is 88-7 Miami and even though in my fervent curiousity I've really wanted to see if Miami-Notre Dame really was next Fall like we stopped playing with the Monkey's Paw and we actually was focused on Quality Texas Football instead of playing hard enough it'd be impossible to change back or turn around like it was good or ok. And, I wonder if the destruction is not correlating a Bad Year from a Bad Era and if Charlie Strong's Texas Football Era turned the Burnt Orange even worse than they where before, turning Texas into a Worse Fall than Minnesota, and being so mixed up and messed up and mixed up like we where not concrete is not good, but, upsetting as well

What if we had Texas vs. Miami (FL) in College Football

This is part 1 in my Miami: The Grudge Match Series and being wildly inspired to believe if Mark Richt had another Catholics vs. Convicts Confrontation like Miami played Notre Dame. But, Part 1 is my salacious personal favorite, what if Mark Richt led the University of Miami Hurricanes against the Texas Longhorns?

Round 1 would have been "Punishment Enough?" in the nasty, vulgar streets of South Dallas and the Cotton Bowl. Even though the PC thing would have been fill Royal Texas Memorial, but, I am going all the way in to how Randall Hill shot 'em out and made Texans of all stripes mad.

For all the noise Texas made about defending their state like it's OU Red River Shootout Week, the fact is the Herman Longhorns are dangerously underprepared. And, it gets out of control early and often for Texas, as by the end of the 1st, its 28 to Nothing Miami.

The score is 77-0 Miami and as usual, Texas is worked up en route to The Rock, Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Stadium, but, Miami makes fast, mad, and furious work of the once powerful Texas Longhorns by a final 112-0.

Editor's Note: I feel that it be closer to real reality, but, I'd feel like we'd get better Sporting Events one way or another and I feel that either way, the competition needs to rise in a bad way. In the sequel, I will air out if Catholics vs. Convicts really happened in the near future.

Hemi Healys and Never Quite Pulling It Together

Other than heartbreakingly aching for UNLV to grow generations on Inner City Basketball and wanting to see Miami be at least a generation at last like Etta James signature song, I feel we have had a habit of never quite pulling it together this decade like Hemi Healys and Strasburg batting DH for the Nationals.

I think the best gift Mr. Sir Paul McCartney and the Late John Lennon could give us is caring about our work like its Pop Culture. I think there is enough of us who live in the art but not contribute a red cent to it that it is infuriating.

I feel like the proposal is the only thing I'd find decent these days. If Craig proposed to Lauren and Chuck proposed to Trista like it was brotastic, loving, romantic like the Brazos was Orlando.

If everything bros like goes, they'd be salacious for anything female and the divorce order becomes like UNLV-UW Whitewater in real life Non Conference Football. I don't love other than Army clock out of their Navy Hex, and I'm in no rush to call Lamar Jackson Heisman Back to Back, only because we need the Winter to decide for ourselves.

I feel that the eeriness of self-policing out of necessity is losing to long lost like all the attempted attempts to get out of being jilted over, and over, and over, and over and, again, and again, and again and again and oh yeah, again, and people's truer feelings flow like the Cedar and we get stuck with a President that is Business, Man, and the founder of Business, Man and we can't get out of that behavior quickly enough even without the Man or his family life being a mess, that would not be good for  anyone anywhere.