Showing posts with label The Unaccount of the Washington Redskins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Unaccount of the Washington Redskins. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2020

Would Dan Snyder Helm Bypassing the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as his Final and Still Giving Act?

If Dan Snyder had to endure Punishment Enough later for selling the Washington Football Team, I wonder if all this mayhem would cause a bypass of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Go For 0 Streak? I got jokes and sadly, I would want to actually root on someone to beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 0-26 Streak embarrassingly and badly.

I would think that a lot of the guys people thought was good would drive the bus in Arena 2 and this is the Devil With Money Scenario, especially if instead of earning their horns, they earned their feathers fair and square and for good reason. (None of it is good, I promise you.)

I promise you, it will not be good as in being Up By 33 but Lose By 34, bringing pride to the Houston Oilers. The act would be cold and unforgiving, from a cold and unforgiving man, who couldn't put together a Football Team, and the fans would pray-starve RFK Stadium's Revival in Old DC.

While we are on Old DC, it would be a Treehouse of Horror meets Currier and Ives Worst Nightmare as they already got no self esteem. I don't think anyone in their right mind would give their money to Dan Snyder and the NFL would have so many logos like New Japan's Bullet Club like the League would hold their beer in licensing.

This would be Capital Punishment, even for the Nation's and the World's Capitol. What is off the handle for all the Cartman Behavior is there is no one to teach Sonny Jurgensen or the Poor Stadium Janitor what to do. The Mid Atlantic needs the teachings of the Flagship and the Flagship currently is in Hot Water and won't get out.

Eric Cartman would be doing Cartwheels about the misfortune and he'd run his program on a Go Fund Me like we need more laughter. Dallas Fort Worth or the League Flagship is not laughing, not in the Flagship Division, especially if Texas A and M went bad without a purpose.

We really have the Devil and NOT Charlie Daniels, and the Devil is none too nice to sign his autograph! I feel like for our sake, the Flagship is needing a lot of things, and a lot of things need a Kansas State Sized Resurrection on the Wabash, and a lot of things take years to completely appreciate.

Tuesday, July 21, 2020

Mr. Dan Snyder, Sell The Washington Redskins!

I feel Mr. Dan Snyder should implore doing the right thing and sell the Washington Redskins! I feel that this is a strong post especially when Mr. Snyder had no idea what kind of league he inherited for 21 Years and 22 Summers. Mr. Snyder is not a "People Person" and that is no where close.

This is not the league's flagship and their flag day has fallen off again, or the Concrete Curse, and I would think the nuance of Snyder is bloating more people, which never has been Washington DC, and he is Smiling in a mocking fashion.

Long term, I want to see RFK Stadium back again. Dan Snyder is a Womanizer and he enables all these other characters to run wild with Credit and Money, like Washington DC is and they'd still remember how their Radio Team was broken up by not a Yoko Ono, but, another Womanizer who is a Ball Hawk about Cheerleaders and Female Sportscasters.

The Zorn Years where Classic Snyder as in not having an emotional Hothead, making College Sports Emotional, Dragging a Minted Pro Football Hall of Famer Out of NASCAR, Having to arrange a College Sports Styled Buyout with the Broncos, and turning the Lord of the Arena Leagues into a Tub of Letting the Wolves Out.

If Butters Stotch (Bruce Allen) hated Dan Snyder so much he'd blow the lid if he had to, it is a problem that there is not any account in the Nation's Capital and that account is currently not there.

Saturday, July 18, 2020

The Fall of the Washington Redskins would go along with the San Francisco 49ers or Dallas Cowboys Collapses

I feel like with the fall of the Washington Redskins going DEFCON along with Washington DC's Decorum, it is easy to notice when Dan Snyder bought the team, it was falling off with the San Francisco 49ers and the Dallas Cowboys. Norv Turner was not a liked man in the Beltway and hated would have been an overused word, but, the Class was Compromised with Questionable to Bad Draft Picks, especially with Michael Westbrook throwing fights, getting in fights and getting thrown out of Training Camp.

I don't know if returning to Jack Kent Cooke Stadium (Original Name) would solve anything, especially when it has been down to a Hawkeye Downsian Crowd that would have been overeager on T and A. That same T and A spooked off Older Fans and their Families and it would have made it harder to keep merchandising for 3 to 5 Years in the apparel section.

Especially, when the one Cooke Heir that actually wanted to have something to do with Washington DC actually wanted to pay cash for the team and he still came up short. This is the NFL's Flagship Division, as I have said repeatedly and that the Flagship would be a Bad Bar between Collar or Undefeated and there have been a lot of things that would have been nice story otherwise.

I would think RFK would have to be Power Player and everyone in the NFC East has had Classy Names either Originally or Currently for Stadium Name. I would feel like for the balance of the Stadiums History, if FedEx is Fed Up, I would stipulate Jack Kent Cooke Stadium name again. We would not run from the snide "Snyder's Tomb" or "Snyder's Crypt" like it was a more worse version of LA Olympic Memorial Coliseum.

Friday, July 17, 2020

This Snyder Cut Truly Hurts!

I do not think Hollywood Executives or Movie Fans would be thrilled, to put it madly, with a Snyder Cut. But, Dan Snyder's Snyder Cut truly and genuinely hurts! It hurts that a lot of these New Guys, and I mean Guys, do not have proper Social Skills.

What cuts is instead of rewarding these characters for "Being There", I feel exactly the opposite in having to blow the lid out! I would be emotional and a cuss, but, that is not suited to a family site.

What I can't take is if I did have a Sister or a Sister In Law, I would be popping mad! The accountants would have to check to see how many Credit Cards where taken out because if people are not aware, that is a real problem! It is a real problem when we have had a Generation funnel the Government's Money without even giving a Second Look for the Autographs!

My Aunts would know vividly who is giving either the Poor Software Tech or the Credit Cards a Hard Time! A lot of things in this Pandemic have been "Just Because" and it does not help causes that the Bad Guys do not Outsmart the Cops!

Accountability has been Starving and then Some! We have people making money like it was everyday and to me, that is not the purpose of making money. I would feel if I was making money, I would help within reason, but, I would never Bail Anyone Out of Jail or Lend My Money to a Political Campaign. Those things, the would keep a Firehouse of Public Records!

I am more livid that accountability and character is flying the wrong way.

Monday, July 13, 2020

It would be funnier if Eric Cartman beat Dan Snyder to a Myriad of Washington Redskins Replacement Trademarks

It would actually be funnier (and a heck of a lot of more Profane) if Eric Cartman beat Dan Snyder to a Myriad of Washington Redskins Replacement Trademarks. What is not so funny is Dan Snyder is hoppin' mad his trademark options are bought and sold by a Patent Troll.

If Eric Cartman was to beat Dan Snyder and Butters Stotch was to be the George Allen in all of this, I would laugh all the way to my neighborhood bank. But, the poor banker would not be so wildly amused.

I would think there would be nothing funny about this saga over at Madison Avenue as the Current Day Washington Redskins source of income, merchandising, has been stopped harder than a program on a Postseason Ban.

I would think there would be more Washington Redskins Team Name Replacements than 2020 Presidential Candidates and I am sure a lot of them would serve no purpose other than illiciting a response. I would think that even rebranding the team the Washington Red Bulls would serve no purpose and it would be very much akin to how Commissioner Taligabue was Hopping Mad about Jacksonville needing a Logo in days and him having to call Ford Motor Company about it being too close to the Jaguar Logo.

My cousins would not pick more names than when Quad City or Clinton had a Name the Team Contest for the River Bandits and the Lumber Kings. The reality would be if it was Eric Cartman, Patent Troll, the truth would be blatantly not as amusing.

Thursday, January 2, 2020

Mr. Snyder, Do The Right Thing and Not Be In Charge of another Contemporary Washington Redskins Head Coaching Search!

Dan Snyder should be doing the right thing and not be in charge of another contemporary Washington Redskins Head Coaching Search! The reason why I am swinging at the barbarians gates is because Washington DC should be about Class.

Class to me is not about snooking your Rival for Eternity for Not Giving Coach Rivera an Interview in 2007, Hitch his Wagons to Cam Newton and do it greasy for the Professional Sports Equal to the 5th Road to Tobacco Road! I feel like the loonies 6 should have been years ago, sadly, and I am not a Mid Atlantic or South Atlantic Resident, but, it is the one School Rule that should not be violated: Never let your Rivals Eat Off Your Misfortunes, EVEN if it is Your Classmate/Peer Rivals!

Mr. Snyder brought down the Class of Washington DC, Trump and Clinton Included. And that includes the Man Upstairs, Mr. Marion Berry. I don't feel easy about Dan Snyder's Moves and the dance in the post is not necessarily FCC Related, but, having to be honorable to Protected Groups and at least attempt to be decent or honorable.

You've had a Hall of Famer get pulled from NASCAR, a Hall of Famer that hasn't gotten a Fair Shake, you've tried to "About Face" the other non-Everybody's All American on the Seahawks, a 3rd Hall of Famer you've saved Mr. Bowlen the trouble, which Pat Bowlen would raise cane, too, because he was the lone Wilkinson Sooner in the Owner's Box, the 4th Hall of Famer who's the Lord of the Arena Rings and you couldn't send him back to the Arena Football League EVEN if you had your own Delorean to save your classless soul and this strategy would work unless if it was the Owner having to insist on College Girls and About that Age for T and A.

We need a Replacement RFK long before we'd need another Head Coach out of Dan Snyder.

Friday, December 13, 2019

Dan Snyder Should Sell the Washington Redskins

Dan Snyder came in to Washington, DC and the current day Washington Redskins when the Dog didn't need or want to be Venice or even having American Venices. Instead, he has ripped off the class with 1970s Style T and A, and a lot of other things.

Washington,DC Sports goes through the Redskins, like it or not. I feel like there should be a committee to have a New RFK Stadium, and the disquietingness has made Georgetown undisciplined in a Winnable Big East and Howard not stay accountable for its actions.

I feel as a Sports Fan, you can't just gallivant on Company Time. I am not a droll, but, I feel guilty that up the road, Baltimore has a Heisman Backfield, and 2012 is a Wash in hindsight.

It's 2020, and you had Trent Williams use an injury as an excuse to run out the clock. In the Mid-Atlantic, you'd have other muses, but, I feel Class has not been shone like a Lighthouse.

Washington DC is not a Lighthouse, and I am feeling like in NFL and other Football Circles, it is draining that I don't see a Bill Snyder figure command and save a region. It is infuriating that your last Playoff Victory is the Same Day as the Music City Miracle, and for the love of my Older Americans, I can't stand why the Season Ticket Base is devalued to People off the Street.

Our President can't tell the truth about anything, and I feel like for the insanity the Kangaroo Zoo has been run, getting National Sponsors are not a Happy Accident.  A happy accident would be MySpace trying to partner with eBay, but instead, flood us with emo careers when Pop Culture had a worse break than Nirvana even.

This is not a happy accident. It should always be Women with Power should see you in Court if you do them greasy, and the grease pits have been deeper than the Swamp is long. Every Full Time Snyder Hire has taken the chance to win the Super Bowl, taken the chance to make Florida a Legacy, taken the chance to make a rage-fire, having to orchestrate an NFL Buyout, and having to plunge the Lord of the Arena Rings.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Would have Josh Norman stayed Great in the Carolinas?

 Even with the new school technology that was not there with the 1999 St. Louis Rams, I doubt with last Winter's Super Bowl Defeat, Josh Norman would have stayed great in the Carolinas.

I'd never,ever want it to be just about the payday trumping the stats, but, especially if it was over the Super Bowl 50 Upset Loss and the Golden Missed Oppurtunity that was subsequent, we'd be treating him like he's Jamie Vardy, who's Leicester City Heroics made him a Global Superstar and a World Champion.

Certainly, Football in the Carolinas is not as great as it should be. If we talked down Josh Norman like he's 25 vs. his actual 29, that would have been a lot more of actual memories and money we'd miss on him.

Unfortunately, it'd be all moot where he'd have an increased role only over Greg Hardy's Dismissial where he should have been charged by the Mecklenburg County DA and drummed worse than OJ on Capital Punishment and Captain Munnerlyn the Trade while Cam unleashed at one point would have been Chicago's Next Mike Ditka in Greg Olsen as a Panther and not a Bear.

I'd feel like, too, in my last paragraph, besides the Law and Order being a stick in the mud on its best days, and what is not so fun in this what if tale is all the roll of players leaving the house, between Gettleman and Hurley, and I don't know if the Carolinas Football Family will get fed up over Gettleman like they got fed up over Hurley and would ESPN get to call out Gettleman like Hurley like Water for Chocolate?

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