Fort Worth Will Regret Freeing Themselves of Gary Paranoid

 I do not like this story one bit as Gary Patterson is freed up from Fort Worth and little does Fort Worth know they will regret freeing themselves of Gary Paranoid. 

What makes this story Paranoid is Fort Worth's Greatest Sporting Achievement, the Rose Bowl Win Over Wisconsin, can't and won't be talked about without Cam Newton jilting them.

It is upsetting to bring it up in this sense and that is not a good image.

If I had to be Mr. Put My Name Out SMU Head Football Coaching Position, I would, but, the truth is not that likely.

Texas Christian Horned Frogs are America's Most Hated with Zach Evans

Other than being a grump that Zach Evans ended his Unemployment by springing a Surprise over Mother's Day that nobody wanted, even if you gave me 237 Reasons, I do feel mad he has not handled his business and handled Galena Park's Business like an accountable adult.

What Fort Worth does not need is an unaccountable Male, because that was what I heard in my formative years. That is not a good image and I would come off more emotional than these Corporate Cats, but, I can't stand hyprocrisy!

Fort Worth never asked for Zach Evans! I feel like this joker would have problems making it past his 1st Homecoming in Fort Worth and that is not a fib. I have dedicated posts to Gary Patterson wanting to be promoted to The Star, but, that was not in the cards.

What I am aware is I am Staaaarrrrhhhhvvvving for a Stolen Legend, Peyton Manning or RGIII today. Even if they where not directly my program and even if Tennessee upset a National Championship Favorite Syracuse, let alone a Big East Favorite, in their house! Do I see that? No! Do I hear that? No!

This is not the time for either and we'd be burning false leads like it was the quests for Roger Maris's Records, which people forget he was the more upstanding of the M and M Boys, and people still wanted Mickey Mantle to have the Home Run Record.

I don't think it was Couth for UCLA to Follow Tailfeathers...

I don't think it was couth for UCLA to follow Airplane Tailfeathers like they'd absolutely, positively, had to insist on finally getting Jamie Dixon. And, what is thoughtless is having to make the well played truckers mistake nationally of confusing Highway 13 and 19 before my 1st Full Day of School.

And, what is ruder is the Wooden Bunch has became a power trip against Los Angeles Unified. It is not responsible to see blood be pumping one way and with lesser dailies being loathe and having someone 15 Years Younger be editor than who really is.

And, I feel like Westwood is upset that they couldn't steal Calipari West and the annoyance is we could have done Kentucky's Hire better especially when they quit Tubby Smith in the worst way and had their next head coach never sign 1 Contract.

Cal is not having it together, and people would hate Washington State if they had Gonzaga problems. And, instead, Washington State has negative tote problems and haven't appreciated Winter Sports since Wooden had the Countryside.

In the Hollywood Homecoming, LeBron will always be yours, and the Ballses Non-Talents need to be called down to where it matters. It is not fashionable like Soccer Moms not appreciating Winter Sports, but Army would at least claim 1 NCAA Tournament Appearance, Nebraska would be round with Small School Talent to save them, and I am asking if Washington State will be an NCAA Tournament Regular in 2022.