The 40 Acres and Drunken Narcolepsy!

 I do not think that Texas or the Current State of Texas Athletics understood the Seriousness of Arkansas's 3rd Austin Ambush since Slick Willy Slip and Slided into and out of our Economy. I doubt Junior High Numbers or worse yet, West Coast Numbers would be appropriate on the 40 Acres. And, Steve Sarkisan's Response is to Break Twitter.

Texas A and M would be a Different Animal as it would be the 1st 40 Acre Hosting of the Fightin' Aggies since 2010 and the 1st Since DKR became an Actual Memorial Stadium of its own accord. I do not see a lot of things helm and or stern of the 40 Acres and Beyond.

Holding Education down is not one of them and I don't know how many of the Younger Californians would be lured home instead of having to Avoid the Irish Curse of being an Aggie or a Red Raider (Among Other Things.) 

And, it all goes South in a Big Way. And, Texas has not enjoyed a Conference Title since 2005, even though they've had 2 More Since Then more as a Get Off My Back. And, it doesn't help Texas runs deeper East of the Mississippi and that would shackle their Image Further.

The Calendar Mistake in Texas is Del Conte or Sarkisan are not meant to be Great Communicators. I would feel if anything, if Ice Hockey or Wrestling became Varsities, they'd have to take the Initiative to Come Up to Our Houses, especially in Unnervingly Untexan Weather, and sell not just Texas Swag, but, Texas Diplomas.

And, there is a Danger in Undoing the Finding Royal Years and not knowing what your House will be when it grows up, as we'd veer into the Unceremonious Booster Coup of Dismissing Mack Brown, and we wouldn't have the Older Generation or their Money on the Table soon.

Has Arch Manning Done Anything With James Street's Number?

 Has Arch Manning done ANYTHING with James Street's Number? Many Texans hold that Number more than the President of the United States (16) and regrettably, he has been closer to "Super" Bill Bradley.

Where I am coming from is the Provocateur Uncle Luke having to Stir the Pot for Nico Iamaleava. Uncle Luke is Beetlejuice to Many College Football Fan, even now.

Frankly, all Texas has done is go to Back to Back Conference Championship Games in 2 Different Conferences, causing Ill Will and Hurt Feelings Along the Way. I expected Arkansas and Texas A and M to go finish their Drederick Tatum Moves like they supposed to hurt.

Texas doesn't have that many opportunities to win another National Championship, even though their 20th of their Only One Since Vietnam happens this Year. That still causes regret and heartache because they missed the Heisman like No One Else and Not Enjoying a Contemporary National Championship Hurts.

There is 16 Million Reasons to buy out Sark and 16 Million and 1 Says he is Not of High Character.

I'd feel Sarkisan and Del Conte will be Gone before SEC Play

 I'd have a Sneaky Feeling that Steve Sarkisan and Chris Del Conte will be Gone before SEC Play. I'd not mind a 5 Year Guy like in the Finding Royal Years, and when the wheels fell off, they fell off in a Big Way. 

We have had the College Football Playoffs for a Decade and The University of Texas invented the Playoffs, so there are going to be Playoff Questions naturally abound. I'd feel that what is irritating is having Charlie Strong, Tom Herman, and Steve Sarkisian Ruin the Program than Return it to Glory.

Generally, things would work better in Central Texas when Texas is Returned to Glory. You don't get there by whiffing on TCU, whiffing on Baylor, whiffing on Kansas, and their NDA's and DARVO Mentality and whiffing on Iowa State!

I'd feel that Sark chases Women and Alcohol, which is the ethic of the Current Longhorns Program. Instead of Erin Andrews and her Road to Glory Series, I'd feel that Texas, the School, State and the Program, have been hamstrung by Questionable Recruiting.

Losing to Arkansas would be bad enough for the Boosters, but, losing to Arkansas in the matter that they did is infuriating. I'd think that the Seriously Enough Argument would be common as having to Play Texas Fight over and over again at the Football Building.

The reality of Texas Football and Texas Athletics would be No Leadership and No Accountability. That would be painful to admit, if SMU ran deeper and Houston ran deeper later on and that would eliminate a Big Recruiting Base in both markets.

No Sir, I Do Not Like My Plains Powers Falling Off!

 I feel that I am leveled that USC elected to go with Lincoln Riley after leaving Dean Blevins, the Sooner Hero in Oklahoma City Media hanging and crew in the Worst Kind of Way. I feel it is a merit of a Different Kind of Different Discussion in how Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas and Texas A and M are falling off.

Nebraska in the least sense should be a Florida Bowl for their Problems, but, giving Illinois Freebies last Summer and making the Oasis Argument make the Countryside look Bush and Minor is not helping their cause. The core of the program is Antagonism and all of it is not healthy.

Kansas has thrown free the Collars, and I would love to see the Program actually do Functional Things for the Faculty instead of Bringing Shame. The truth is I would see a St. Louis Styled Run on the Prairie with the Way Things are Going.

Oklahomans are not going to like having a 25-30 Title Hex like a Prison Sentence and I feel that it would be an Unwelcome Return to the Mid 1990's as it would be a Chairbanks of a Nightmare in Sooner Lore.

Texas is not going to fire Sark at least this Calendar Year, but, the only good thing around Austin is having to free yourself Sark eventually. 

Texas A and M beats Alabama but doesn't have the discipline to beat LSU? That irritates me and I feel that the Chair would have been thrown more than once.

Hog People are Mad Gameday Didn't Come to Town, Horns People are Mad their Not Prepared

 I know where my allegiances lie, but, in reality, Hog People are absolutely Mad Gameday Didn't Come to Town and Horns People are Mad their Not Prepared. It is people, not necessarily for the Longest Time, Arkansas being the Public Ivy in the Southeast, and 27,000 Kids are Still Small in General Population of Public School and Undergraduate Students, but, the Global Outreach of the Uncivil War has been Overlooked.

I'd think we'd get back to the days of Annual Hogs-Horns Revivals and the fact Future Conference Realignments would be based on that or Future Conference Championships. The Best Bowl Game in 1999, better than the Real National Championship, which I am still mad about Marshall and Florida State not meeting in that Championship, merged Bowl Week and Texas Week as one, and the story they had to keep the lights on at the Cotton Bowl that night out of fear they wouldn't be on is their own story.

Years later, in 2014, and Bielema's Hogs spotted Texas on unpreparedness. Bielema never had to deal with an In Season Texas Week, and what is maddening is the World is Aware of Hogs and Horns and my State would have its own rivalry, but, the Late Paul Eells was West Branch like some of my Family and the Recently Retired WFAA Dale Hansen was Southwest Iowa and spent part of his Career in Newton before blowing the lid on SMU, Dallas Carter, and Oklahoma.

I'd feel that the non-leadership this Red, White and Blue would speak volumes louder than Unitas, Grambling and Nock all put together! I don't know if it is my emotions yelling louder than words, but, I am sick and tired of these Legacy Powerhouses not doing Leadership at all or even well!

Texas and Oklahoma did the North Cedar Move For WHAT?

 I feel the Texas Longhorns and Oklahoma Sooners did the North Cedar Move, For WHAT? I feel this would be a Big XII Issue and not a Fantasy Booking Issue in getting a MEAC-ACC Superconference or getting the Border War, Colorado-Colorado State or BYU-Utah on Thanksgiving.

By 2025, Oklahoma's Hex would be 25 and Texas's Hex would be 20 and not knowing any better. And, I would think in that end, the Pac 12 Currently would be at a disadvantage more so than before, which is criminal, the ACC I would want Championship Catholics vs. Convicts in Charlotte, the SEC, you'd have Arkansas get Stronger when everyone else is having fun and you'd have the Football Answer to 40 Minutes.

What Texas is trying is to Get Money, and Oklahoma is being the Loyal Butters in the Cartman's Troublemaking. It would not help different parts of Oklahoma City, and that would be shocking.

Your not getting UNLV-UNR in the Pac 12, or BYU-Utah unless you want to tear out the Big East, American Athletic Conference and the Conference USA. What you'd get instead is Big Eastern Comebacks on Big Eastern Comebacks and you'd not be comfortable until its over.

Texas and Oklahoma are Hedging the SEC to Start Conference Realignment Again

 The Texas Longhorns have won 1 Partial Conference Championship Since 2009, and the Oklahoma Sooners have won every Conference Championship but 2 Since 2015, and the Texas A and M Aggies have not won a Conference Championship For All Their Noise Since 1998 and they have only one 1 Since the Southwest Conference Broke Up.

I feel that even though it made the Sports News Rounds, especially when it was not a Slow News Day, particularly with the angst of the Kraken taking your Favorite Player in Hockey, and this is making me wonder for good reason. I do believe that Texas and Oklahoma are going about their North Cedar and that would work for a while if it was allowed, but, down the line, we'd have to want Public Opinion again.

I feel that the Switzer Ethic of Oklahoma Football has wrote and rewrote the Chest of the Program as 2000 will be 25 in a Few Years and even though 1974 was greater from a Pure Football Prospective, but, 2000 was greater from an emotional prospective, given what the State went through. It is not okay when they are exhibiting the Bad Boys of College Football Behavior without actually rolling Iowa State.

Texas's National Championship will be 20 in a Few Years and I don't think Sark is the Right Man to Discipline the Program. I'd think that there was not a Volley of Longhorns National Championships, which still is a cultural disappointment.

The next moves would be bigger, and I'd think that Iowa State, Kansas and Kansas State alone couldn't make a Conference, and neither would Nebraska and Missouri together. The next move after that would be having Wyoming, Colorado, Colorado State, and Air Force together and having to tie Denver in and that would undo the Whole WAC-Mountain West Conference Wars.

Texas Narcolepsy

 I feel angered that Texas would let go of their School and their Athletic Department. The Current AD is Indifferent, and I even told My Favorite Little Hawk all about Augie Garrido, and she's not a Longhorn! I feel if Augie was alive and well, the whole scene around Longhorn Olympics, or Longhorn Baseball would be riper and rosier.

Instead, it is fitful and more frustrating. The Kids are Broke and they are not liking what they are seeing. I would not like what I was seeing if I had to send my Cousins Kids to be Longhorns Next Year, either.

That ship is an Infinity and Beyond from the Harbor. I don't see what Steve Sarkasian is adding to Texas. It would be like Iowa having to add replacing Fire Fran with a Wildly Indifferent General Manager. It feels like the Capital of Learning, other than Iowa, is burning in a High Anxiety Phase.

For Mississippi State People, this would be a Monster Gorilla of their Back. But, what is good and well in East Mississippi is not Wine and Roses in Central Texas. In Austin, they where Millennial before the Word Millennial was cool.

I feel they are focused on the Wrong Areas and they are a Year Away from SMU locking Dallas Independent or Houston locking Houston Independent. That is not lovely and I'd hate to see the Indifference around UT and that is costing College Merchandising Money.

Could you Revive the Texas- Texas A and M Rivalry Without Telling the Other Side?

 I really do feel that the Texas- Texas A and M Rivalry will be revived again and I feel the key would be having to make Conference Realignment happen. I wonder could you revive the Texas- Texas A and M Rivalry Without Telling the Other Side?

I feel that it would be the Ultimate Small Town "Can You Keep A Secret"? It would be having to bring the Chicago Cubs, Iowa Barnstormers, My Other Classmates at Just Eliminate Lies, and Darrell Alderman to School at Once! I don't know if any of my peers, friends and classmates bring it up at the Bar, but, I couldn't be blamed for trying.

This would be having to drag another Superdome Summit, except it would have to change the College Sports Landscape. It would be a Kick in the Pants that is badly needed, and deter certain people from outsmarting the Cops.

In Sports, this is a HBO Super-Mega-Hyper-Ultra-Heavyweight Title Fight and I can't pretend my emotions in how I hated Texas A and M for going without Texas, 10 Years On. I don't want to see my Thanksgiving Table littered with Super-Fly-Featherweights that do not deliver, especially when I'd want the Brisket to be a Fire Burning like Sean Kingston.

I don't know if I am coming in hot from a Backchannel, but, I am sure that Texas A and M is still stuck with a Sumlin In Disguise and Texas will be happier without Sark in the future and the luster of the Rivalry is not where it should be.

I don't know if we'd teleport home to Lisbon, except the only difference is : I DO NOT WANT TO BE AT HOME! I do feel that the tales they'd never tire of would involve recriminations, and that is not always good.

Texas Should Have No Excuses to be This Shabby!

 With the tragic loss of Jake Ehlinger, Texas Football and the Texas Longhorns have no excuses to be this shabby! I feel the shabbiness all the way up here in Marion and I can tell you, that is shabby!

I have had suspicions that Sark would be a good 2 to 3 Year Tour. The way the Longhorns are playing, Kansas will catch them in no time. It's Mother's Day Weekend and Longhorn People should plan their Hotel for Oklahoma and Omaha.

Sadly, there is no real movement in that direction. The direction, sadly, is South Park forever ruining Game of Thrones. The direction is so Torrid that Mississippi State has had more picks than Texas and things are running out of control.

The University of Texas shouldn't have to settle for $200 Moves. That is not Texas. Iowa, maybe, but, not Texas.

Nobody and I mean nobody wants to talk about Texas Full On Quitting against the Baylors, Iowa States, and Kansas States, but the truth is all 3 have came back from a Lean Day that Galvanized their Current Program. The quitting game is everyday, and having to steal from Texas Tech because Shaka Smart wanted to go home is not good.

The shape of Texas Football is the Cry For Help! If this is the Public School of the World, we need to leave something on the table for the Baby Boomlet to be College Aged. I don't want promises and I don't want excuses as Texas Football can't seem to get the BB's in the Box.

The Big Money Donors are getting older, crankier and more discontent. Texas is not a Playoff Team and that hurts every Public School Kid in Texas! The reason behind that statement is Texas Started the Football Playoffs and the Longhorns have had 3 Coaches Since Mack Brown and that is not helping Austin when Texas is not putting up real effort.

No, Texas is not Back!

I feel like I react strongly to Texas either 1. Not Playing Texas A and M. and 2. Always being Back in National Contention. because they both have happened. I feel like even though Texas is not being a 4 Winner, but, they have not been in the Playoffs.

And to make it worse, Texas has won 1 Partial Conference Championship Since 2010. Texas should be perennial Athletic Contenders and I feel for the people that started the Playoffs in Football, they should at least make the Playoffs or Win the Championship Semi-Regularly.

I am not thrilled with having to change the focus of these Departments, which Texas has helped start. It is an awful, awful feeling and I feel like the issue is we have ran off a Successful National Championship Head Coach with someone who was a Bad Fit from the Start and someone people can't stand.

I don't think I would be impatiently waiting for the Standings to Collapse and Crater like the fans and the community would have enough, because they'd be getting Tony Elliott, Brent Venables or Northwest Missouri State.

There has not been loud outbursts of National Championship Discussion in some time and that is not good.

Texas and Tennessee are in a Twilight Zone in College Football

I feel like I don't necessarily recall Texas and Tennessee tee towards being bad at the same time. Not only it is concerning, but it is worrying that both schools are slipping further away from Valuable and Profitable Capital One Points.

I feel there have been Texas and Tennessee High School Talent been called and will keep being called this NFL Draft, but, the state of the Longhorns and the Volunteers as a Program and a Department is both worrying and concerning.

What I think in no uncertain terms, is both have lived high on the hog and needed Miracle Bowl Victories to bounce their way. What would make up the 5 Million Hole in the Cyclone Budget is to Upset Oklahoma and it is not clickbait. There is not a good thump that Texas will get it and that is disappointing.

It riles up Indiana they where denied a National Billboard for Tennessee enabling Indiana things. I feel that other than buying time, the Fundamentals of the Tennessee team have been checked and when they have been checked, they have been called out on National Television.

I find the identity politics of both programs are they are very discontent with what is going on and I doubt that will change with a Fulmer Cup Surge. I would rather have physical, slated, Full Fuel Run Sports instead of a Placeholder upsetting and uprooting an already upset apple cart.

I would feel madder there is no Texas Hats any National Signing Day and there would be someone who would overtake the territory that would change it for better or for worse. I don't necessarily want to post the State or the Welfare Check of the Barn, but, I feel my post don't seem to have a sense of humor or even a Say Cheese! Smile like the Wisconsin Man and His Family's Happy Days.

Baylor Hiring Aranda will hurt Texas, Texas A and M, and Oklahoma Later

I feel like as a Warning Shot Baylor will be Postseason Banned before this Spring is done. I feel what Baylor expects is someone else to play teacher other than the real teacher, and the substitutes are also annoyed, and not just in the 4 Walls, but, their everyday life is in a bind, too.

I do not think spiritually, in the mood for rehashes or big budget blockbuster duds on top of each other, that Baylor hiring Dave Aranda would be a gift to Texas, Texas A and M and Oklahoma. It is exactly the opposite.

It is not a gift where Texas has not had a Full Conference Championship Since 2009 and only has had a Regular Season in 2018. Herman has to be apathetic to be taken seriously and Texas is not a First Time Head Coach Program. The Texas Fright in all of this is this round of incompetence is not taken seriously enough to the point that they are washing out of the Athletic Department Standings.

Jimbo Fisher has not inspired Aggies around the World. Actually, he is enabled more than he is taken into account in College Station. Sirr Parker has been their Lone Conference Championship Since 1993 and even though they have thrown money into legit programs that otherwise would have been mocked or made fun of in College Sports, but, I do feel they throw Big Money Around and they are just as equally unaccountable with Big Bills to boot.

I really feel concerned, if not full on guilty for College Station's lack of Community Self Esteem. I would have volunteered a Replacement Texas World Speedway if I was some of my relatives and told the World about it as well. I really want to see Kyle Field be raised as an Olympic Stadium again and Aggies do not want to deviate from the Kyle Field name.

Buzz Williams will bring results and that would leave Hokies equally Sandy and Salty to boot.The sand and salt in Central Texas is there is always wanting to reinstate their game on their fields, but, they next to never could push unless Conference Realignment was a carrot.

I would feel like wanting Lincoln and Douglas, or better yet, Washington vs. Lincoln for a debate, wanting Indiana vs. UCLA for the Last Winter Bell Undefeated, or better yet, Indiana vs. Jackson State, and not just wanting Lincoln vs. Douglas vs. Tyson vs. Douglas vs. Simon vs. Simon vs. Trishelle vs. Beverly vs. Nas vs. Dylan vs. Joel like it was already.

The Aranda Triangle: Dave Aranda Being Hired at Baylor Drastically Changes Texas and LSU

I am not here to make puns, or remotely, for my Self-Control, if not sanity, posts frivolously. Like it or not, LSU would change the Sport worse than that of 2003 or 2007, as their SEC West Rivals are neck deep (no pun intended) in Identity Crisises and thankfully, the Uncomfortably Relatable Coach O is staying in Baton Rouge. What is deep is the Good Fan Bases in Mississippi and Southern California are either settling for less, or feeling like they'd settle for less keeping someone good.

Would LSU make a Good Rose Bowl Guest at this Point? It would be like the people who'd enjoy a Concert too much, and their idea of a Good Time is make it at the expense of Someone Else's. I would think if this was Texas and LSU, it would drastically change things like this was RGIII all over again.

I feel like if this was the Hard Working Heart of Texas, I'd want to at least close the loop of Grant Teaff. It is even worse if your Texas A and M, who is stuck with a Coach who doesn't exhibit leadership (Jimbo Fisher) and Healthier Histories with the St. Louis MO IL and Texas Market is a Job Requirement.

Speaking of Job Requirements, it shouldn't be a barrier to Texas and Texas A and M. If you knew their culture and not just in space, that should be a requirement. Every Spring, to the chagrin of Aggie Fans, Texas A and M always has someone arrested, and Texas always keeps saying "We Back!" If Mississippi and Mississippi State want key Texas High School Football Products, that would be a problem. Mike Leach will operate on his hatred for Texas like Jackie Sherrill and the reality in this is the Pirate Flag can't Pirate the NCAA like a Metallica Album.

Missouri would have made the hire that would have changed Illinois the wrong way and Texas keeps flipping an upset loss to the chagrin of the national fan base.

Texas ain't got no Privilege to Thump Postseason Glory This Year!

I feel like I hate to thump off of what is stated, but, Texas ain't got no Privilege to Thump Postseason Glory this year, namely versus an Utah that decided to take a Texas Vacation and not spot "That's Not the Texas Longhorns like that's not the Cedar Rapids Jefferson J-Hawks"! I hate throwing home out there, but, home is practicing like it is a War Game and War Games would lead you to Dallas, not Rosebud, not Rose Bowl or Rosebud, not the Bones of an Unrealized Razorbacks and it all circles to one or two places!

My male elders would actually want to see Oklahoma Sooners on TV with the "SOONERS" thumping that chest like they'd be the ones who'd thump Half a Hundred in Victory. That would be from a time when Missouri, Iowa, Iowa State, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Kansas and Kansas State where not on TV regularly, amid others. Oklahoma Sooners People would give everything and more to the Program and the School, and they'd lose more than everything with expulsions, including losing an arc of National Championships.

There are gifts and curses with being a Southern Iowa City. Iowa City does not have anyone in Rotation Cup, Iowa City does not have people tearing out the Dirt Roads like Jason Aldean and that is before you leave Sooner Territory. Even the National Hero from Houston Raceway Park's Back Yard in Galena Park North Shore and they staying in State circuitously in South Dallas.

There is reason why "Indian Outlaw" was written. There is reason why Oklahoma should thump like New York City Hip Hop would make me want to book reservations like Untapped Potential was a Federal Crime. There is a reason why "First Thing in the Morning to Last Thing Late at Night Radio" Exists.

What is not so rosy is Oklahomans and Sooner Fans who are Adults have not have had a National Championship since Middle and High School and it is less rosy that the Warmth of Pasadena has not shone as sweet as they beat the Careless Mike Price and the Creep of a Jason Gesser in Washington State in 2002.

It does not help they wasted their Rose Bowl on Washington State like Michigan wasted a Championship Claim on Washington State and it does not help the 1 A-Hole in the Official Heisman Photo was from Washington State, which skunked a Rocky Top Heisman Forever! It hurts when Coach O is Uncomfortably Relatable and Lincoln Riley is a Total Recall and his matrimony is no better off than the jars of his rival. It hurts when Iowa State, Kansas and Kansas State have National Championship Coaches when Oklahoma, Arkansas and Texas ain't. I feel like New Mexico State's stuck at 1 Hit Wonder, New Mexico, Hawaii, and UNLV need Rose Bowls of their Own, and like the Garth Brooks Song, it feels too young to be made old, especially by too many stories.

Yurcich would cause headaches in Columbus, Yurachek is leaving problems in Little Rock

I don't think everyone should be phonetically like the Seattle Seahawks, but, Mike Yurcich is going to leave problems in Columbus with no order and leave Tom Herman with a chronic science project in Austin, and Hunter Yuracheck is leaving problems in Little Rock and once upon a Wild Time, they'd still be slighted out of a Sugar Bowl Trophy, even though the NCAA said otherwise, but, the other thing unrelated to Petrino's Womanizing is they where a hair from bumping LSU-Arkansas II like an awful New York City Subway Stop.

The patronage has not been nice to the hated relationship between Texas and Arkansas like Frost and Nixon. I'd feel like Arkansas is blowing a chance at the Rose and Fiesta Bowls by hiring Kendal "Child Please, Don't Even Begin With anyone's Mom" Briles in Broyles Territory. Texas is blowing a chance at the Belk and Chick Fil A Bowls like we'd leave other people's Homework off the table in a bad way with OUR decisions.

Mother's Day is not cute and I'd rather have Indianapolis before Home or the Peloton, the true Peloton not the one that steals Actresses and Napsters for fun. I'd sooner hire The Nutt Amigos and risk being warned off before I'd hire a Briles and that is my school (Mount Mercy). What I'd sooner do is give Rhoads Ankeny High and "Smoke on the Water" and play like "Fire in the Sky" in Central Iowa before he is a Sumlin.

Name confusion would do the Hogs and the Horns Fan Bases greasy. I don't see as many Hats from Texas and I'd want to see that trophy on Mother's Day 2024, and that's why love has everything to do with everything vs. home. The best coaches Arkansas let plank out of the House is Bear Bryant with the constant calls of Mama and Alabama like he was their product and Gus Malzahn being sick and tired of book reports and constantly having to throw money against a buyout.

I feel what Texas has done is ignorance to real talent and I'd like to see something other than a novelty be hero.

10-1 College Football Bonus Games

I will start this Double Post with the College Football Bonus Games and the 2nd Post will be I'd Hate the Fact that Grinnell has shelved their College Football Year.

1st, I will start with Today's Bonus Games

Georgia  5-0 14 16 1212-54 7 7 6-74  5-1
Texas      3-4 0 0 42 12-54 7 7 10-78 4-4

Mr. Herman will not punch the clock for the Darrell K. Royal Memorial "Pick Your Own Score". Even though I am thinking it'd be about the University Interscholastic League versus the Georgia High School Association, and the Unroyalesque having to be down 5 Touchdowns and still snook an upset win out and make it a Calendar Sweep of Georgia. It would be instead, the most fervent OU Red River Shootout Favorite to just lose it flagrantly.

  Iowa  4-3  0 0 0 0-0  4-4
3 SMU 5-0 7 24 22 9-62 6-0

This would be the Ferentz/Parker infuriating Fake Goals, Fake Punts, and Fake PATs and being defenseless to stop any of them. I'd feel big annoyances in the Mountains of Madness, the Mountains of Busch Beer being disrespected to the point that would make Neil Bonnett whine more than win, the For the Beer must have trumped For the Kids, and I doubt our Patron Saint or Saints would be happy for that, and I don't know in any other time of the 70 Years of the Split Polls (Coaches and Media) that TWICE we have had Split #1's that where not regional, in state, in conference, Notre Dame or Commander in Chief. I feel the Ferentz/Parker/Coyle Order ALWAYS has to go in spite of State U and its Chop Suey and the Order would have had big and bigger years to cash in on at the Hawk Shop, even if Wild Westdale lived for her 40th, which her boosters are bitter as the day is long.

10-2 Bonus Games
Northwestern 1-3 @ Chicago 1-2

Kansas State 3-1 @ St. John's (MN) 3-0

8 Oregon 4-1 @ Portland State 2-3

Dodgeball: The True Texas Longhorn Story II For Head Football Coach

I am very disgruntled with Tom Herman's Lack of Character and I feel like the Boosters at some point will cut a Check to Be Gone. And, I feel like trying out Todd Dodge for Dodgeball II: The Texas Longhorns Edition.

It is not schlock, but truth. And, I have equal concern for my Boyhood Lisbon as much as Houston or Dallas. The Hot Fuzz on the Remarks would be 2018 Regular Season and Oklahoma 60 Days Later finished their Comeback Without Mike Stoops.

I feel like Fruitcakes bounce better than confidence in beating Georgia. That is not good, and the tragedy was it started the wildest day in Sports History. And, the UIL needs one of their products at their House.

I don't think I want to gamble on unknowns, but, I feel the disclipline issue is the Athletic Department's and that makes it harder to sell School to Students.

Is Texas Losing Shift Under Herman?

I feel like I am not one of those types where you have to be an actual Western Hat to be Country, but, it feels better that way. And, speaking of better that way, having to have a safe first shift and safer, more attentive places of learning.

I feel I will bring out my Conference Championship Game results Tomorrow, but, that is not it. I feel Texas is losing shift under Herman and it is not helping his marraige is on the rocks and he doesn't necessarily know fidelty to the right things.

I feel as a well-rounded adult, missing my Male Peers rounded like the Repo Man when we know RICO has everything to do with everything like Tina Turner, and What's Love Got to Do With It? is a distant second.

I feel like Texas is responsible for a lot of First Shift Harmony, if you want to get to that, and I feel my friend doesn't want to keep seeing lax integrity in the 40, but, Baylor still steal Brownies over RGIII? I never got to enjoy an In Season #1 in the Polls or Earning that Heisman like it was Comma, NOT Period.

I feel they'd have to keep their kids rounded, or at least go higher for recruiting. And, I feel it can't never be another Leave it To Beaver, and I feel like I am pleading "Do The Right Thing" like I'm Spike Lee, but, everyone else keep dancing and I'd want the Country Music Town Country Hero, not the Summer Vacation Silver Surfer.

09242018 College Football Dislocation Slate + 1 Bonus Games

Okay, I will have a Make Up Game Slate again this Week, even though a lot of it is based on the side effects of Florence cancelling games and 1 Write In of Texas's Notre Dame-USC Series in Texas-SMU earning a rare rendition

Maryville (TN) 0-2 7 7 0 7-21 1-2
Wash and Lee  2-00 0 0 0-0   2-1

Christopher Newport 1-1 2-1 0 0 0 0-0 1-2 2-2
25 Frostburg State      2-0 3-0 16 14 16 14-60 3-0 4-0
Frostburg State: Up from 25th to 12th in Real Time and this is not a Real Time Poll, but a College Football Poll
UNC Pembroke 1-1 7 0 0 9-16 15-31 2-1
Tusculum           2-1 0 8 8 0-16 9-25  2-2
UNC Pembroke: 1/2 Game Out of 2nd In College Football Independent East Division Standings And the Grand Finale, which in real reality, would have been the 1st Texas-SMU Since 1995 and it always being my personal dynasty non league slate to have 2 in Dallas in NCAA Football 10, Texas vs. SMU
Texas Big XII 1-0 3-3 7 7 0 0-14 1-0 3-4
SMU    AAC     1-0 2-3 8 0 6 7-21 1-0 3-3
If this happened in Reality, it'd be SMU's 1st Win Over Texas Since 1985.
Texas's Losses: Written In: Texas A and M, Arkansas in Texarkana AR, and SMU.
I am not by any means favoring this set of Horns by any stretch of the imagination
Texas's Loss: In Reality: Maryland. Nothing Good Came out of It.
SMU's Wins: Written In: Mount Union (OH) and Texas
The Mount Union Upset would be not unnoticable for any program, and I feel the Texas Heights grew out of the actual Navy Upset, their 1st in a Generation and equally big by any name.
SMU's Wins: On Earth: Navy
I want SMU to add another Big Year for their City and in garbage time, I am not cool with Cedar Rapids stealing Clinton's Name (River Kings), just as I wasn't with stealing Nashville's (Titans).