Why not the Playoffs arrive at Cornell and Grinnell?

I get real salty and miserable about why Cornell still has not been in the Division III Playoffs, for nearly 50 Years of Playoff History, and that includes the 9-0 and Nowhere to Go 1992 that included the nascent of Mount Union's Run. I don't know how many true Division III Annuals from 1973 are still there, and still there without a Playoff Berth, but, I am sure having to count that field would be a field day.

Through my house, where I'd be the Playoff Guy, de facto, I would have argued with my family with Why I Hated Grinnell not having Football and wished they had Duke come to town instead. Speaking of Family, it would have been a vain argument to the Family who's still in Higher Learning had it been framed that way like Real Hip Hop, instead of Quarter Water or JJ Walker and Good Times.

I know Rhode Island is still salty as their River that the Playoffs haven't came there since 1985 and UConn's Rise only made it worse. They have to be salty and vinegar that Missouri State hog all the noise and the fun with ending a Southwest Era Playoff Hex, when National High School Giants grew out of the Bad Roads and Hidden Corner, but to aggravate them like Odell Sr. wanted to fill every seat in a Marshall-Permian Rematch in a Texas Memorial Stadium that was the Same Size as Texas Stadium, and every hard working Marshall Maverick feels mutual about that, they'd have the nerve to steal the River Styx before you'd even play "Lady of the Morning", they'd snatch Bobby Petrino on the Different Side of the Ozarks.

Hype or Empty Hype drive me off the handle and the spout. The nastiest Perfect Game ain't even Drinking Age, and David Cone being a bigger EAP than some of these problems, and that can't be erased.

This is not 2004 Oklahoma where'd their best Mouse Trap was the Best Recruiting Class in the USA and I knew then I hated those guys. This would be different like AI got charged instead of Kobe and there no love or respect from the Public.

Grinnell Football Would Need 6,7,8 and 9 Man Football Players to Revitalize the Program

Nothing good comes out of Homecomings and Rivalries Passing You and Your School by. I've stated I'd hate how Grinnell College cancelled the balance of the 2019 Season with being 17 Games Under .500 (North Cedar was 13 Games Under .500 from 2015-2018) and I am mad that the Bitter Pill of the Sister School Cornell College would make the Playoffs without Grinnell.

The 6,7,8 and 9 Man Football Player Recruiting Strategy is NOT a Comic View. It would be having to see if someone's Big School would be spared from Cleaning Fish Tanks when they should be enjoying things, and we'd have a Small School Championship better than Nebraska.

It would take a lot of cajoling to but the ranchers out of spending their fuel to Iowa and Iowa State Tickets, if that is an option. I don't know if Duke coming to the Pioneer Prairie to put out the hypereclectic fires that eat the Interstate up and alive like Peter Frampton rocked out their Fieldhouse.

I'd look outrageous if Grinnell outrecruited Mississippi. That would be a larger than life burn and that would not be fun. We'd have to speak for the Jewel and at least have to think of someone coherent or ethical for Homecoming. (I'd stick my neck out for Coach Cutcliffe's Duke Blue Devils to get full national everything to come to Grinnell.)

I don't know if this is a mast board for the Coldest Winter in Small Iowa College History, but, it would be epic if a Cy Fair Alum brought his talent to the Prairie.

I Really Hate That Grinnell Cancelled the Rest of the 2019 Season!

I feel when I heard Grinnell College cancelled the rest of the 2019 Season, I was incensed! I'd really hate, and that is a very strong phrase to toss around anywhere, Grinnell Cancelled the Rest of the 2019 Season!

I'd feel it would be a crock if Cornell made the Playoffs for the 1st Time Without Grinnell, their Sister School, to Kick Around! Even though I don't throw my time and or money in those barns, and this is no forum to name drop without torching cyberspace further than it is.

I don't necessarily know if you'd rattle out 6, 7, 8 and 9 Man Football JUST to get players. The energy around campus is eclectic even for the usual Small College Campus, and that is not good.

The Prairies of Poweshiek County are not a place just to hang out. The severity in the lack of hard work cuts too deep. I'd don't know if dragging Mount Union over with dragging Division III down would be a lot of people's sports entertainment, or trying to badger the rancher about 6 Questions about Duke like Peter Griffin trying to confuse Ollie for 5 Different Black Celebrities.

We pay people to be Smart for a Reason, not just leave Coach K twisting 10 O Clock Permission Slips or try to use eUniversity  as a Smokin' Hot Ruse.