Meddling Kids and Scooby Dooby Doo Nothings!

 Bad Football keeps circling Columbus worse than Heroin, and all the Old Time Football Fans have a right to fly off the handle and the spout. The moral of the story is if a Guy Can't/Won't Handle a Major Well without the NCAA Wolves eating, do me a favor and not consider him.

When you'd have an "Ain't No Other Woman Name" that is so fake and you'd swear that it is an Other Woman Name, it would not be a Good Image. I don't think it is "Needful Things" as much as "Needy Things" and you'd raise hackles when you can't be on an Airplane or Decent Hotel because someone was JUST in Jail.

If Shad Khan had to do it all over again, he'd pick and roll Harbaugh for his San Francisco 49ers Fix. Except, the Khans are not Owning the San Francisco 49ers.

I wish this was a Bad Joke, but, it is not. Columbus is the Standard Bearer of all the Other State Capitals and you can't graffiti a Fake Smile without people getting mad. Had Urban Meyer stayed in Gainesville or Columbus, he would have been gored by the NCAA.

It would be funnier if Scooby Doo was not Potheads who didn't know better and they'd be thrown into Jail for Drug Testing. But, the smoky story is more complex than Saturday Morning Cartoons, and the Fire in the Sky is noticeable to Marion.

In the Arena Football League or arena 2, Urban Decay would be gored worse than Switzer. There is reason why Rush Propst is not going to stern USC because there would be too much temptation and chances for being Inappropriate.

Where Will Bishop Sycamore Fall First?

 I would think Mid to High End Hotels would be just as Federal as Airports. I wonder where in the Federal Indictments that Bishop Sycamore will fall first? The infamous "Stick Up" Speech only made the Centurians worse than they really are.

The sad part is they aren't going to get better, and it would be a side effect of Oklahoma and Golden State botching the Finals, and making me wonder if Kevin Durant had a Gambling Problem. The truth is much more complex.

I'd think the NFHS does not want to be Arbiter like the NCAA, but, I feel there'd have to be guidelines for Games not Texarkana or Bett-Rock Island or Assumption-Alleman. Some of those kids lied, cheated and stole to just play Football.

They took more than a Body out of ESPN, and that is a Problem. Bishop Sycamore cost St. Edward's a Homecoming and Johnson Central a Good Labor Day Game.

I am not bragging and that would not be good image.