If Roses are Red and Bluebonnets are Blue, I think the concrete filling ride of the Upset Run on Iowa's Rivals Turf for NCAA Gold would be stratuspheroic as Beilein landing in the A and Izzo landing on issues. And, the NCAA Gold would be in the Halls of Carver Hawkeye Arena, and the stratosphere would be obvious.
Barta X (Gary Barta) ducks out of Cedar Falls worse than Beilein, and the Iowa Economy needs to fill the concrete of the decaying infrastructure left and right. And, Crazy Uncle Cousin would demolish the Iowa Fieldhoue and every brick would land on eBay.
And, sadly, the only way not to pay Fran is an NCAA Investigation came to town. Even though people moods would be dark, and it would be inevitably dark, but, that would be the stone cold truth. And, next Summer, it'd be yay, we are doing special things.
And, the energy would be poppin' through Iowa City like San Francisco. And, you'd have everyone runnin' like their chariot was on fire, and that would not be good. And, replacing Iowa Fieldhouse is Iowa City Live! and King Henry the VIII would be running in the overcrowd.
And, Iowa couldn't dunk on Ole Miss to save them, and the Baddest Dude in the Underworld becomes Iowa City's Hero. Sadly, they all had enough. And, it would make the sense of Chris Doyle coaching Football and Wrestling. And, we'd have enough sense to make the Man in Drag Cosplaying as Wonder Woman as the Marathon Hero.
It would be a rambling mess, like saying we'd elect Kings, Queens, Princes and Princesses. And, hypthetically, we'd have people driving Bulldozers and Tractors to Work in the City.
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