The New York Knicks are a Worldwide Mess and Proud of It!

I am going to roast the New York Knicks mindlessly for the hiring of Worldwide Wes, the idiot that had the orchestra in the decision. The New York Knicks are a Worldwide Mess and Proud of It Right Now! That is only right now, mind you!

It would be like my favorite Edna Krabappel Quote in Treehouse of Horror II and it was about Bart Simpson and American History. Normally, I would guffaw into a Full On Belly Laugh like Some Women would Belly Dance and I would not want to bring the crux of the joke, out of fear of offending my Female Fan or Blogger Base and not want to be leaving a bad image. 

But, instead, it is a Violently Sick Rage that the New York Knicks miss out on Worldwide Celebrities such as Alex Ovechkin and he would not be arisen with International Intrigue and Suspicion like an Elvis Song, and Steph Curry for 2000's Grade Incompetence. No, the New York Knicks giving it up to League Flyweights speaks poorly for Basketball in General.

A lot of the 2010's Draft Picks only wanted to Get Rich and Famous Quick. James Dolan has backed Madison Square Garden into a Corner and I would care enough about a New Madison Square Garden enough I would want it from the Family Table so bad it hurts!

The Knicks Holy Sunday of Incompetence spills out into both the Big East and the American Athletic Conference not having a future. It would be a 39 Year Old Jeremy Duncan being mad at everyone and not finishing would be the elevation of an art form that would spill into Anger. It is not imaginary or harmless.

New York City's College Hoops Scene has been substandard and even if you had to plea Texarkana out, you aren't gonna get a lot other than a Pipeline. I would feel unsilent in agony that if I had to go see New York City College Basketball, someone has to transcend rather than having the emotion of seeing UConn or Syracuse shirts like they walked around and ate through the House.

I am anything but blush that New York City High School Basketball doesn't have the transcending Hero or the Conquering Hero here in Marion. The incompetence leads the AAU Scene going to war across the Country and they'd play like they are Wasted or On Drugs, or Both. It would be a joke into itself and the $200 Jillion Pyramid is No, You Aren't Adding to the School. It is the AAUisms of Certain Members of the Fan Base who are Pray-Starving for Anyone.