I Don't See Nico Evadin' Like Troy Aikman

 I feel Nico is a Fool for Evadin' Like Troy Aikman! The only problem is that Troy Aikman became Troy Aikman in Hollywood, and he still evades people!

The truth is, I don't see No Pilots in Hollywood! Or no Pilot Codes!

Frankly, I'd be even more pissed at the Dogs who'd transfer because Nico than Nico Himself!

I'd hate that Jimmy Haslam gets No Breaks, and he looks bad all around!

What irritates me is that Josh Heupel is immediately on the Hot Seat, and Tennessee has kept doing some shysty moves that drive people nuts.

If Troy Aikman didn't transfer to UCLA, he wouldn't have been an American Hero. What Tennessee don't claim is they don't claim Marcus Dupree, they don't claim Brian Bosworth and they don't claim Troy Aikman!

I'm glad that Oregon wised up, in hindsight, because their Whole Strategy is exposed Since Iowa State and I wouldn't like the Program who'd lose their hero to the Power T, either.