I feel Auburn is barking harder than Brian Griffin, the Family Dog on the Family Guy and chasing their tail at the same time. Rule #1 of The Program is You Never, Ever, Chase Away a Guy Who Freed Himself of Russell Wilson for ANY Reason.
If Auburn went the Isle of MTV Route to free Bryan Harsin and his Womanizing Dog and Pony Show to get Brian Flores out of a Lawsuit, the NCAA would be barking like Wolves all the way up in Indianapolis.
Arkansas Students where yelling everything you can think of This Afternoon like it was Texas Week. Swear to God.
Like it or not, the NCAA Wolves will slap whoever comes next with a 2 Year Postseason Ban, and the truth is, you have One Dog as a United States Senator (Tommy Tuberville) and a Different Dog Going Woof-Woof for 18 Million and 1 Other Woman's Worth of Reasons (Bryan Harsin)
I swear the Last Row Hecklers will come out for the Press Conference like "Yo, Why Where We Pulled Out of Class?" like I wanted to be with my Friends and Mr. Meyer would have none of it.
I'd wanted to bring Darrell Alderman to School badly, only because I wanted anything other than a Mock Wreck, because ALL Wrecks are Real.
Sadly, this Wreck is Real, especially if Auburn People stole Iowa State's Coach and Iowa State's Plane (Both Stories are Unrelated) and they would have not given Turner Gill the Dog Treatment. Then, for a while, Arkansas State was turning Major Head Coaches like they where Miami of Ohio without Miami of Ohio's Character!
Rush Propst HATES Auburn, Hugh Freeze is Would turn Auburn into Vietnam, and Jimbo Fisher would have Ethical Problems.
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