It would be funnier if Eric Cartman beat Dan Snyder to a Myriad of Washington Redskins Replacement Trademarks

It would actually be funnier (and a heck of a lot of more Profane) if Eric Cartman beat Dan Snyder to a Myriad of Washington Redskins Replacement Trademarks. What is not so funny is Dan Snyder is hoppin' mad his trademark options are bought and sold by a Patent Troll.

If Eric Cartman was to beat Dan Snyder and Butters Stotch was to be the George Allen in all of this, I would laugh all the way to my neighborhood bank. But, the poor banker would not be so wildly amused.

I would think there would be nothing funny about this saga over at Madison Avenue as the Current Day Washington Redskins source of income, merchandising, has been stopped harder than a program on a Postseason Ban.

I would think there would be more Washington Redskins Team Name Replacements than 2020 Presidential Candidates and I am sure a lot of them would serve no purpose other than illiciting a response. I would think that even rebranding the team the Washington Red Bulls would serve no purpose and it would be very much akin to how Commissioner Taligabue was Hopping Mad about Jacksonville needing a Logo in days and him having to call Ford Motor Company about it being too close to the Jaguar Logo.

My cousins would not pick more names than when Quad City or Clinton had a Name the Team Contest for the River Bandits and the Lumber Kings. The reality would be if it was Eric Cartman, Patent Troll, the truth would be blatantly not as amusing.