Saturday, September 4, 2021

Atlanta Falcons Secret Base Review: Breaking That 70's Show

 The Atlanta Falcons had a Nasty, Nasty Habit of Hiring and at Times, Rehiring Head Coaches or Football Figures from the 1970's. The Ryan Years have became a Lightning in A Jar Scenario, except, the Football Gods where not bashful on Punishing.

And, punishing, they where. It would go both ways, especially when they had their 1st Winning Seasons Back to Back in Team History (2008 and 2009) and the First Back to Back Playoff Seasons in Playoff History (2010 and 2011, especially when it was the most Statistically Infuriating Years in NFL History) or, having to clench some not so Sweet Emotions in 2012, especially when everyone in the City of Atlanta was jacked up on hating Ray Lewis and whaling the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII.

The 2010-2012 Seasons where both Fools Gold and Who Framed Roger Rabbit at the Same Time, even without Dick Tracy Detective Work. What became a Running Joke, was having to say the Loud Part Quiet and the Quiet Part Loud like Krusty the Klown, except, you couldn't undo it.

Most of those results where Klutzy and Harmless. But, what was not so harmless was how the Holder (Carolina Football Panthers) came up and messed up history as both Atlanta and Carolina are the only NFL/NFC Era Teams without a Championship at any time. Beavis and Holder would not exist at any other time, but, hey, it was the 2010's and having a uniquely 2010's Platitude of Beavis (Atlanta), Butthead (New Orleans), Holder (Carolina) and Bay (Tampa Bay) exist even though all four coexisted for the variant of 1 Quarter in 2011.

The end of the episode was mindlessly writing the Beginning of the End of the Long Winded The Pack is Back Years the Wisconsin Man and his Family didn't always enjoy, and I feel that they'd explore the 28-3 Collapse that made Atlanta a Cultural and Pop Cultural Mockery, especially when I am angrier about that loss more than my Own Loss in Super Bowl XXVI, and boy howdy, that was not Caramel, other than chronically cleaning up Bubble Gum Splats people got in a habit of splatting without a care in the World.

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